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Eat The Press Do Not Read It

A Think Tank For Smart Alecs - The Bird Droppings Institution, a Tink Tank fer Morons, No Idiots, Please!


Category: News & Politics
Duration: 00:12:08
Description:
Jonathan Livingston Pigeon rimes out Republicans and Tea Republicans for forgetting us in the mess in the first place.

After all, it was those Jack Asses that bailed out the WALL STREET CROOKS, not Democrats.

Wake Up 'Merikka!


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9  Eat The Press Do Not Read It    9 months ago

Well, come on, darn it post something. Do you know what Electric Shock does to your "Johnson"?

 
 
 
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8  Eat The Press Do Not Read It    9 months ago

Send MONEY, Honey (CASH ONLY). I am trying to buy myself out of cheer.

 
 
 
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7  Eat The Press Do Not Read It    9 months ago

If you would like to post something on me "Potty Cast" be sure to wash your hand first, don't worry about your ARSE!

Have you any idea how hard it is to do a "Potty Cast" from an Insane Asylum?


 
 
 
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6  Eat The Press Do Not Read It    9 months ago

Somewhere, someplace in the Universe is a "Fellow Stinker", er "thinker" that agrees with me.  Please contact, us ASAP. I am as lovely as can be, and I ain't even a bee.

 
 
 
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5  Eat The Press Do Not Read It    4 years ago

Folks have been saying the most awful things about me. Accusing me of being a comedian. Why I ain't NEVER, ever made anyone laugh. 

If you attended one of my Lectures, you'd known "dat".




 
 
 
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4  Eat The Press Do Not Read It    4 years ago

Have you notice that a number of Re-Thugants are not "Potty Trained?" They love that Bull Chips that the POS slings at his Rallies in the Alley, carried live by FOX FAKE NEWS ("We Deceive - You Believe)!"

 
 
 
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3  Eat The Press Do Not Read It    4 years ago

Really, Re-Pugnants are stupid. Have you noticed. They are not pretending.

 
 
 
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2  Eat The Press Do Not Read It    4 years ago

Dems are drafting OBAMA, Republicans are backing Satan.  Should be a battle of Good versus Evil.

 
 
 
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1  Eat The Press Do Not Read It    4 years ago

Fortunately, nothing that this ORACLE makes sense, or, requires thinking. It is ideal fodder for Conservative, Right-Wing, Evangelical Re-Puritans, Born Upside Down & Backwards. So, if you are really STUPID, this Epistle is fer you!