A Jay’s Diner Thanksgiving
By: Trout Giggles • humor • 64 Comments • 12 Likes • 2 days ago
““Come to the June Cleaver Ranch. We give you the bird for Thanksgiving”.”
A Jay’s Diner Thanksgiving By Trout Giggles and Enoch Prequel: Pilgrimage to June Cleaver’s Ranch Trout Giggles, Enoch, Chef Boiling Water Goldstein and Lucas Braze prepared for the annual pilgrimage to the June Cleaver Turkey Farm. Each year prior to Thanksgiving they drive to the ranch to...
By: Trout Giggles • SiNNERs and ButtHeads • 251 Comments • 10 Likes • one month ago
“best damn holiday EVER!”
Happy Halloween Newstalkers! Do you do anything special to celebrate this glorious day? Now that my kids are all grown up and out of the house, I don't have to buy costumes, rush around the house getting dinner on the table, then getting them out the door so they can extort the neighbors for...
Here's some fun for you all
By: Trout Giggles • Herding Cats • 4 Comments • 2 Likes • 3 weeks ago
Conversation with Sunshine on Oct 29th 2019------------------------------------------------------- Me: can never admit when youre wrong can ya?Sunshine: fuck offMe: I knew I could piss you off! Mission accomplished! YAY ME!Sunshine: yeah yay you, you should be so proud. (Laughing)Me: I am! I...
Fat Bear Week Tournament Getting Tense As We Enter The Quarter Finals
Via: Trout Giggles • SiNNERs and ButtHeads • 72 Comments • 7 Likes • 2 months ago
“"You almost get the sense watching her that she’s getting fatter before your eyes,"”
Good news everybody, it's Fat Bear Week. All summer, the bears of Katmai National Park and Preserve, Alaska, have been gorging themselves in preparation for a long winter's hibernation. Having successfully packed on the pounds, it's time for the public to celebrate their achievement. Every...
What is going on with the right hand side of the page?
By: Trout Giggles • Metafied • 30 Comments • 4 Likes • 2 months ago
Every morning it looks like my cat decided to write some code for Newstalkers. Then later in the day TiG shoos Stubby away from the laptop and repairs all the damage the little demon did. Is it all those movie blog thingies somebody keeps posting? Can you make them stop?
Shoot The Gap - Two Texans Die Trying 2019 Darwin Award Winner
Via: Trout Giggles • SiNNERs and ButtHeads • 60 Comments • 3 Likes • 2 months ago
“You cannot last long when the road beats you in an IQ test. Unlike the Blues Brothers, they lacked cop tires, cop engine, cop suspension--and a...”
(24 May 2019, Louisiana) Black Bayou Draw Bridge, situated six miles south of Lake Charles, was closed to car traffic and open for a boat to pass through. That drawn drawbridge presented an irresistible challenge to two Texas men, aged 23 and 32, looking for fun on Friday night. May their...
Hug a Moderator Day
By: Trout Giggles • Metafied • 28 Comments • 1 Like • 3 months ago
“"Have you hugged a moderator today?"”
I'm declaring September 6 as the official "Hug a Moderator Day" on Newstalkers. You mods really do have a thankless job and I appreciate the job you all do...and I do mean ALL of you. All of you are fair in your moderation even tho sometimes when I get a ticket I'm like "WTF??" but then I get...
Farmers Reel After Sonny Perdue Mocks Them As 'Whiners' Amid Trade War Bankruptcies
Via: Trout Giggles • SiNNERs and ButtHeads • 16 Comments • 3 Likes • 4 months ago
““What do you call two farmers in a basement? A whine cellar.””
America’s farmers have apparently been demoted by the Trump administration from “great patriots” to “whiners,” according to a tone-deaf joke by Agriculture Secretary Sonny Perdue. Farmers, struggling with plunging income and bankruptcies amid President Donald Trump’s trade war, were stunned....
My Favorite Mac N' Cheese Recipe
By: Trout Giggles • THE NEWSTALKERS COOKBOOK • 92 Comments • 9 Likes • 3 months ago
“"First...find the blue box...."”
Seriously, mac n cheese is one of my favorite foods. I can eat it with anything or just by itself. My mother didn't like it so we never got anything but the blue box when I was growing up. And since only Dad and me liked it, Mom didn't think it was worth learning how to make it. So...enough...