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Capitol Rioter Jenna Ryan Said She Wouldn't Go to Jail, Gets Sentenced

  
Via:  Devangelical  •  3 years ago  •  56 comments

By:   Ashley Collman (Business Insider)

Capitol Rioter Jenna Ryan Said She Wouldn't Go to Jail, Gets Sentenced
When a critic on Twitter told Jenna Ryan she would go to jail, Ryan said she was "definitely not going to jail."

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60 days? that's it? oh well, getting her alabaster ass kicked in general population 3 times a day for 2 months will just have to do I guess...


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A Texas realtor who flew on a private jet to Washington, DC, and took part in the Capitol riot was sentenced to 60 days in jail on Thursday, after pleading guilty to a single federal misdemeanor charge of parading in the Capitol, WUSA reported.

Jenna Ryan had boasted on social media that she wouldn't get any jail time because of her "blonde hair" and "white skin."

When a critic on Twitter told Ryan in March that she would go to jail, Ryan responded by saying she was "definitely not going to jail."

"Sorry I have blonde hair white skin a great job a great future and I'm not going to jail. Sorry to rain on your hater parade. I did nothing wrong," Ryan added.

—Jenna Ryan (@dotjenna) March 26, 2021

Ryan became one of the most well-known Capitol rioters for taking a chartered plane to Washington, DC, with other supporters of President Donald Trump. She posted on social media throughout the trip, including a video filmed in a bathroom mirror right before heading to the riot.

"We're gonna go down and storm the capitol," she said in the video, according to a criminal complaint. "They're down there right now and that's why we came and so that's what we are going to do. So wish me luck."

Ryan posted a picture of her standing next to a shattered window at the Capitol on the day of the riot. United States District Court for the District of Columbia

The video was a key factor in the judge's decision to sentence Ryan to 60 days in jail, saying it showed that Ryan knew what she was getting into when she headed to the Capitol, WUSA reported.

Ryan was initially charged with 12 counts but struck a plea deal with prosecutors to have all but a single misdemeanor charge of parading, demonstrating, or picketing in the Capitol dropped if she pleaded guilty, which she did in August.

Ryan had tried to convince the judge to give her a lenient sentence by writing a four-page letter in which she apologized for her actions on January 6.

She also said that the tweet about her not getting jail time was taken out of context and that she didn't see herself as above the law.

"Several bullies on Twitter said something to the effect of you're ugly, blonde and you're going to prison," Ryan wrote to the judge. "I responded back apologizing for my blonde hair but that I wasn't getting prison."

The post that Ryan responded to was a meme that made no mention of her appearance.

"I wasn't saying I was above prison, I just felt that it would be unlikely since I was pleading to entering the Capitol for 2 minutes and 8 seconds," Ryan wrote, adding, "A tweet of me taking up for myself against a bully who is harassing me does not indicate that I feel above-the-law."

Ryan said that while she regretted trespassing on the Capitol, she was proud of her other actions that day.

"While I feel badly about unlawfully entering into the Capitol on January 6th, not everything I did that day was bad," she wrote. "Some actions I took that day were good. I came to DC to protest the election results. I wanted my voice to be heard. My only weapon was my voice and my cell phone."

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devangelical
Professor Principal
1  seeder  devangelical    3 years ago
Sorry I have blonde hair white skin a great job a great future and I'm not going to jail

sounds like she'll be making lots of new friends in prison...

although she's obviously too fucking stupid to attempt to overthrow the government, IMO anyone that breached the capitol to obstruct a constitutionally mandated joint session of congress deserves at least 20 years.

please help keep christo-fascism and white supremacy off the NT front page by commenting and voting up seeds like this one - thank you

 
 
 
Kavika
Professor Principal
2  Kavika     3 years ago

Her blonde hair and white skin aren't going to save her stupid ass in prison. 

 
 
 
devangelical
Professor Principal
2.1  seeder  devangelical  replied to  Kavika @2    3 years ago

that's what I'm counting on. she's about to earn her white supremacist bona fides the hard way...

 
 
 
devangelical
Professor Principal
2.1.2  seeder  devangelical  replied to    3 years ago

no problem. your content is always appreciated. I see her joining every dfw plastic surgeon's mailing list.

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
Professor Principal
2.2  Trout Giggles  replied to  Kavika @2    3 years ago

If any thing it's gonna make her a target

 
 
 
Paula Bartholomew
Professor Participates
2.2.1  Paula Bartholomew  replied to  Trout Giggles @2.2    3 years ago

Now she can find out what democracy felt like when she and her other low IQ rioters made it a target.

 
 
 
Paula Bartholomew
Professor Participates
2.3  Paula Bartholomew  replied to  Kavika @2    3 years ago

They love blondes in prison, for trading purposes.

 
 
 
cjcold
Professor Quiet
2.3.1  cjcold  replied to  Paula Bartholomew @2.3    3 years ago

How many smokes does a blond go for these days?

 
 
 
Paula Bartholomew
Professor Participates
2.3.2  Paula Bartholomew  replied to  cjcold @2.3.1    3 years ago

Since smoking is no longer allowed in most prisons, M & M's and Cup Of Soups are used instead.  This pos is only worth about 2 and 2.

 
 
 
cjcold
Professor Quiet
2.3.3  cjcold  replied to  Paula Bartholomew @2.3.2    3 years ago
Since smoking is no longer allowed

That seems like cruel and unusual punishment!

 
 
 
Paula Bartholomew
Professor Participates
2.3.4  Paula Bartholomew  replied to  cjcold @2.3.3    3 years ago

It was for me.

 
 
 
Snuffy
Professor Participates
2.4  Snuffy  replied to  Kavika @2    3 years ago

While I can't find any story that tells where she's going to spend her time, she won't be going to ShawShank...  so I doubt that she'll be in that much danger.  More likely a min security lockup.

 
 
 
cjcold
Professor Quiet
2.4.1  cjcold  replied to  Snuffy @2.4    3 years ago

You've  never been inside have you? It's no picnic.

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
Masters Expert
2.4.2  al Jizzerror  replied to  cjcold @2.4.1    3 years ago
You've  never been inside have you? It's no picnic.

I think she's gonna do jail time; not prison time.

It's still "no picnic" butt it's not a penitentiary.

Well actually, her butt may be a picnic in jail so she'll probably enjoy it. 

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Split Personality
Professor Guide
2.5  Split Personality  replied to  Kavika @2    3 years ago

Where's she gonna get those roots done in the big house?

 
 
 
devangelical
Professor Principal
2.5.1  seeder  devangelical  replied to  Split Personality @2.5    3 years ago

she'll be cleaning carpets for the next 2 months...

 
 
 
bccrane
Freshman Silent
2.6  bccrane  replied to  Kavika @2    3 years ago

She's not going to prison, she is going to jail and may be out in 45 days with good time or even less if she served any time since 1/6 as credited time served.

She will also, depending on the size of the jail, go to low security and if there are enough other ladies in low spend most of the time playing cards, walking the block, and shooting the bull with the others there, which is why she took the plea deal on the misdemeanor, it's easy time.

 
 
 
devangelical
Professor Principal
2.6.1  seeder  devangelical  replied to  bccrane @2.6    3 years ago

she's made plenty of enemies on both sides of the jail door. she deserves whatever she gets.

 
 
 
bccrane
Freshman Silent
2.6.2  bccrane  replied to  devangelical @2.6.1    3 years ago

Who do you think is going to harm her?  Who she'll be housed with are considered nonviolent and the CO's better have good lawyers if they try anything.

"plenty of enemies"? what's that supposed to mean?   [deleted]

 
 
 
sandy-2021492
Professor Expert
2.6.3  sandy-2021492  replied to  bccrane @2.6.2    3 years ago

Do you think only Biden supporters have a problem with forced entry into a federal building in an attempt to disrupt an election?

All decent people should.

 
 
 
devangelical
Professor Principal
2.6.4  seeder  devangelical  replied to  sandy-2021492 @2.6.3    3 years ago

the trumpster GOP is trying to run out the clock on the insurrection investigations. hopefully the obstructionist tactics being employed by them will falter at the same time the 2022 campaign gets serious, and then plague them all the way thru it. 

 
 
 
cjcold
Professor Quiet
2.6.5  cjcold  replied to  bccrane @2.6    3 years ago

No time is easy time bitch! It only takes a moment to die.

 
 
 
Paula Bartholomew
Professor Participates
4  Paula Bartholomew    3 years ago

The sentences being handed out are way too lenient.  Future seditionists see 60 days as no big deal and can do that time easily.

 
 
 
Texan1211
Professor Principal
4.1  Texan1211  replied to  Paula Bartholomew @4    3 years ago
The sentences being handed out are way too lenient.

The sentences are within federal guidelines for what they have been charged with. [deleted]

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
Masters Expert
4.1.1  al Jizzerror  replied to  Texan1211 @4.1    3 years ago
The sentences are within federal guidelines for what they have been charged with.

Many of the insurrectionists (including Jenna Ryan) have plead guilty to lesser charges than they were originally charged with.

 
 
 
devangelical
Professor Principal
4.1.2  seeder  devangelical  replied to  al Jizzerror @4.1.1    3 years ago
plead guilty to lesser charges than they were originally charged with

that being the case, smaller caliber bullets should be used for their executions as traitors...

 
 
 
Texan1211
Professor Principal
4.1.3  Texan1211  replied to  devangelical @4.1.2    3 years ago

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How very American of you.

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
Masters Expert
4.1.4  al Jizzerror  replied to  Texan1211 @4.1.3    3 years ago

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His comment is SATIRE.

Retrumplicans need to wake up and smell the humor.

 
 
 
devangelical
Professor Principal
4.1.5  seeder  devangelical  replied to  Texan1211 @4.1.3    3 years ago
How very American of you.

unlike those 691 trumpsters that have been charged so far...

 
 
 
Texan1211
Professor Principal
4.1.6  Texan1211  replied to  al Jizzerror @4.1.4    3 years ago

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Texan1211
Professor Principal
4.1.7  Texan1211  replied to  devangelical @4.1.5    3 years ago

[deleted]

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
Masters Expert
4.1.8  al Jizzerror  replied to  Texan1211 @4.1.6    3 years ago

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Texan1211
Professor Principal
4.1.9  Texan1211  replied to  al Jizzerror @4.1.8    3 years ago

[deleted]

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
Masters Expert
4.1.10  al Jizzerror  replied to  Texan1211 @4.1.9    3 years ago
Is that your usual state?

Actually, I lived in the unusual state of Texas for about 3 1/2 years (I loved playing baseball there).

The eye rolling emoji was in response to your assertion that I "do not know what satire is."  I was impressed by your total lack of perception; because I was paid to write jokes (including satire) before I retired (although I still sometimes provide material upon request).

 
 
 
Paula Bartholomew
Professor Participates
4.1.11  Paula Bartholomew  replied to  al Jizzerror @4.1.1    3 years ago

It is still to lenient of a sentence.  The charge should have been treason which can carry a life sentence.

 
 
 
devangelical
Professor Principal
4.2  seeder  devangelical  replied to  Paula Bartholomew @4    3 years ago

take solace in the fact that little miss red, white, and blue will probably need reconstructive surgery on her face and a lot of new teeth in her jaw when it gets unwired, right after her in-cell stainless steel facial. gee, maybe she can find a prison guard to befriend.

 
 
 
Paula Bartholomew
Professor Participates
4.2.1  Paula Bartholomew  replied to  devangelical @4.2    3 years ago

They are plastic surgeons, not magicians.  Her face would be a lost cause.

 
 
 
bbl-1
Professor Quiet
5  bbl-1    3 years ago

Ryan only received sixty days.  She will wear it like a badge of honor in GOP politics the same way Hitler did when he served his time 'in stir'.

 
 
 
JBB
Professor Principal
6  JBB    3 years ago

Does anyone outside Texas not find her repulsive?

 
 
 
shona1
PhD Quiet
6.1  shona1  replied to  JBB @6    3 years ago

Morning jbb...yep feral plus...

 
 
 
JBB
Professor Principal
6.1.1  JBB  replied to  shona1 @6.1    3 years ago

She likes attention and now she is getting it!

 
 
 
Sister Mary Agnes Ample Bottom
Professor Guide
6.3  Sister Mary Agnes Ample Bottom  replied to  JBB @6    3 years ago

Sorry to burst your bubble, but just because we marry our siblings, and guzzle Lone Star White Lightening 'a coma in every shot' Whisky for breakfast, doesn't mean that we find her any less repulsive than you do.  But who knows, maybe I'll feel a spark of something in a couple of months when her televised reverse perp walk shows 2 inches of black roots and 60 pounds of extra ass.

 
 
 
JBB
Professor Principal
6.3.1  JBB  replied to  Sister Mary Agnes Ample Bottom @6.3    3 years ago

The same for Ted Cruz. What is the attraction?

 
 
 
Split Personality
Professor Guide
6.3.2  Split Personality  replied to  JBB @6.3.1    3 years ago

None at all.

 
 
 
devangelical
Professor Principal
6.3.3  seeder  devangelical  replied to  Split Personality @6.3.2    3 years ago

uh, somehow I don't see her showing houses by herself in the foreseeable future...

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
Masters Expert
6.3.4  al Jizzerror  replied to  Sister Mary Agnes Ample Bottom @6.3    3 years ago
just because we marry our siblings, and guzzle Lone Star White Lightening ' a coma in every shot ' Whisky for breakfast, doesn't mean that we find her any less repulsive than you do.

There are also many beautiful intelligent women in Texas who find  Jenna Ryan completely repulsive.  I know a lovely woman in Fort Worth who is too intelligent for Mensa.

512

 
 
 
Paula Bartholomew
Professor Participates
6.4  Paula Bartholomew  replied to  JBB @6    3 years ago

Considering that she looks like Sam Kinneson, hair and all, I find that she is one repulsive looking maga traitor.

 
 
 
shona1
PhD Quiet
7  shona1    3 years ago

Morning...she seems very keen on taking videos and photos of herself...look forward to seeing a photo..

I am blonde, I am white and I am in jail, but this was not meant to happen... because Mr Trump called me "special"..

So over these middle aged bimbos...refuse to call them Karen's as that is an insult to my friends who are named Karen.

 
 
 
Paula Bartholomew
Professor Participates
7.1  Paula Bartholomew  replied to  shona1 @7    3 years ago

The only special she is, is special ed.

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
Masters Expert
8  al Jizzerror    3 years ago

Jenna Ryan is a tax cheat (like The Donald) who flew to DC on a private jet (as one does).

However, in a new court filing, federal prosecutors allege that Ryan has “a history of tax delinquency,” according to Politico reporter Kyle Cheney.

“Moreover, the defendant has not consistently paid her taxes, with a history of federal and state tax liens from 2013 and 2016 that caused a deficiency of more than $35,000 in back taxes that was not resolved until April 2021,” prosecutors wrote in a sentencing memo for Ryan. “Despite her own history of tax delinquency, the defendant recorded herself … on the Captiol steps declaring that she was ‘tired of paying taxes’ to ‘crooks

.'

 
 
 
Paula Bartholomew
Professor Participates
8.1  Paula Bartholomew  replied to  al Jizzerror @8    3 years ago

So instead she probably gave money to the biggest crook of them all.  How about she loses the services that tax dollars support (ie - mail service).

 
 

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