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What is this alien fruit?

  
By:  Split Personality  •  6 years ago  •  74 comments


What is this alien fruit?
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This is my neighbor's tree encroaching over my 11 foot fence.


It's supposedly a peach tree although, neighboring peach trees bear fruit,


we've never seen anything like fruit on this tree until


three years ago.


Then it developed something very odd


That hung there for three years until the latest storm


blew it down onto my shed roof.


It's not  a peach.


What's left is over 18 inches long


filled with veins and seeds.


Any guesses?



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Split Personality
Professor Guide
1  author  Split Personality    6 years ago

Maybe it's the fruit of Buttheads.....lol

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
Professor Principal
3  Trout Giggles    6 years ago

It's a pod

 
 
 
Split Personality
Professor Guide
3.2  author  Split Personality  replied to  Trout Giggles @3    6 years ago

A flesh eating pod???

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
Professor Principal
3.2.1  Trout Giggles  replied to  Split Personality @3.2    6 years ago

A body snatching pod

 
 
 
Split Personality
Professor Guide
3.2.2  author  Split Personality  replied to  Trout Giggles @3.2.1    6 years ago

That would explain the missing cat..................meow...

 
 
 
Krishna
Professor Expert
3.2.4  Krishna  replied to  Trout Giggles @3.2.1    6 years ago

A body snatching pod

Well, while its not the entire tree-- its definitely a pod of it!

 
 
 
Uptownchick
Junior Silent
3.2.5  Uptownchick  replied to  Trout Giggles @3.2.1    6 years ago

Long time since I've seen that movie...love Donald Sutherland!

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
Professor Principal
3.2.6  Trout Giggles  replied to  Uptownchick @3.2.5    6 years ago

I think it's on Netflix. I might watch it this weekend

 
 
 
Perrie Halpern R.A.
Professor Expert
3.2.7  Perrie Halpern R.A.  replied to  Uptownchick @3.2.5    6 years ago

 
 
 
Uptownchick
Junior Silent
3.2.8  Uptownchick  replied to  Perrie Halpern R.A. @3.2.7    6 years ago

jrSmiley_13_smiley_image.gif   Thanks Perrie! 

 
 
 
Krishna
Professor Expert
4  Krishna    6 years ago

If the leaves were clearer in the picture that might be a useful clue.

Sometimes you can identify a tree by only looking at a pod of it.

For example, you can always a Dogwood Tree by its bark!

 
 
 
Split Personality
Professor Guide
4.1  author  Split Personality  replied to  Krishna @4    6 years ago

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Split Personality
Professor Guide
4.1.1  author  Split Personality  replied to  Split Personality @4.1    6 years ago

definitely not a peach tree..........

 
 
 
Dulay
Professor Guide
4.1.2  Dulay  replied to  Split Personality @4.1    6 years ago

The leaf looks like a Magnolia to me but that fucking pod is indeed 'alien' to me. 

It isn't a 'legume', it's a seed pod with flat dry seeds from what I can see. Now you'll have me looking for the damn thing in my books...

BTW, you have the right to 'prune' that tree off of your fence, which you SHOULD do. It's actually bad for the tree to be rubbing up against the fence. Wait until it's as cold as it's going to get around you if you can. Cut at an angle and as clean as you can. Then do it every year to keep it back...

 
 
 
Buzz of the Orient
Professor Expert
4.1.3  Buzz of the Orient  replied to  Split Personality @4.1    6 years ago

The leaves resemble Rubber tree leaves:

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The seed pods can look like this:

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I've also seen this:

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What I would do is plant a few of the seeds from the pod you have in pots, and see what grows. If it turns out to be a small Rubber Tree, they are quite decorative and many people have them in their homes.  They will be whatever size you want, because they are easily pruned.  They can remain small like this:

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Or grow much larger to fill a corner of the room, like this:

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Trout Giggles
Professor Principal
4.1.4  Trout Giggles  replied to  Split Personality @4.1    6 years ago

It kinda looks like a schiffalera (spelling?). My mom had one in the house.

But that seed pod (now that I think about it) looks like a pod from a Red Bud tree. But this tree is definitely not a Red Bud

 
 
 
Split Personality
Professor Guide
4.1.5  author  Split Personality  replied to  Buzz of the Orient @4.1.3    6 years ago

Definitely not a rubber tree which would not survive here,  but i did shake about 30 seeds out of it

and made an incision in the middle and got 5 or 6 seeds in much better condition.

But given the length of time it was hanging and the mold I doubt they are viable

but that won't stop us from planting them and see(d)ing  if any thing happens.

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Great pics Buzz, I have had many rubber trees over the years.

 
 
 
Split Personality
Professor Guide
4.1.6  author  Split Personality  replied to  Trout Giggles @4.1.4    6 years ago

This is similar but much more robust than schefflera

and much smaller leaves,

I should have put something comparative in that picture like a hand, lol

 
 
 
Krishna
Professor Expert
4.1.7  Krishna  replied to  Split Personality @4.1    6 years ago

Thanks for photo! 

Seeing the leaves more clearly , apparently I was wrong-- its not Carob.

(The pods look similar, but the leaves seem different-- in the photo you posted, the leaves have a point at the tip which Carob leaves don't have-- also looks like the leaf arrangement on the stem seems different...also carob leavers are much less shiny?).

 
 
 
Perrie Halpern R.A.
Professor Expert
4.1.8  Perrie Halpern R.A.  replied to  Split Personality @4.1.5    6 years ago
but i did shake about 30 seeds out of it

DON'T PLANT THOSE SEEDS. IT STARTS THE INVASION!!

 
 
 
Split Personality
Professor Guide
4.1.9  author  Split Personality  replied to  Perrie Halpern R.A. @4.1.8    6 years ago

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Krishna
Professor Expert
4.1.10  Krishna  replied to  Perrie Halpern R.A. @4.1.8    6 years ago
DON'T PLANT THOSE SEEDS. IT STARTS THE INVASION!!

And once it starts-- nothing can stop it!

 
 
 
Ender
Professor Principal
4.1.11  Ender  replied to  Split Personality @4.1    6 years ago

To me those leaves look like some kind of camellia.

 
 
 
Buzz of the Orient
Professor Expert
4.1.12  Buzz of the Orient  replied to  Perrie Halpern R.A. @4.1.8    6 years ago

jrSmiley_10_smiley_image.gif   You've been watching too many science fiction horror movies. 

 
 
 
Split Personality
Professor Guide
4.1.13  author  Split Personality  replied to  Ender @4.1.11    6 years ago

Definitely similar but Camelia leaves 'should' alternate along the stem

these are more clustered but shape, size and glossy like camelia.

Like I said we've never seen flowers on this tree.

 
 
 
Dulay
Professor Guide
4.1.14  Dulay  replied to  Split Personality @4.1.13    6 years ago

Camelia leaves have a serrated edge...

 
 
 
Split Personality
Professor Guide
4.1.15  author  Split Personality  replied to  Dulay @4.1.14    6 years ago

It's not prominent but it definitely eliminates camellia, lol

For sure...

 
 
 
Split Personality
Professor Guide
4.1.16  author  Split Personality  replied to  Split Personality @4.1.15    6 years ago

You can get anything you wan at Alice's Restaurant.............except maybe the answer to this mystery, lol

Happy Thanksgiving

 
 
 
Krishna
Professor Expert
5  Krishna    6 years ago

I don't know much about Botany, but if I had to venture a guess I might say its quite possibly a Ceratonia siliqua tree?

(Or at least the pods resemble that-- hard to tell because all the debris on them).

Although I don't really Car ob a lot about it...

Not a fruit BTW.

 
 
 
Krishna
Professor Expert
5.1  Krishna  replied to  Krishna @5    6 years ago
I don't know much about Botany, but if I had to venture a guess I might say its quite possibly a Ceratonia siliqua tree?

 
 
 
Krishna
Professor Expert
5.2  Krishna  replied to  Krishna @5    6 years ago
I don't know much about Botany, but if I had to venture a guess I might say its quite possibly a  Ceratonia siliqua tree?

Unfortunately, like most NT users, I still haven't figured out how to use Google. jrSmiley_26_smiley_image.gif

(Well, in any event, I really don't Car ob much about it really . . . )

But if I had taken the time to figure out how to use google, I would have discovered what the common name for C eratonia siliqua  actually is!  jrSmiley_2_smiley_image.png

 
 
 
Split Personality
Professor Guide
6  author  Split Personality    6 years ago

and from Cabab another link to " suspicious  fruits"

there are some real beauties here, lol

 
 
 
PJ
Masters Quiet
6.1  PJ  replied to  Split Personality @6    6 years ago

Interesting but weird looking.  hahahahaha

 
 
 
Krishna
Professor Expert
6.1.1  Krishna  replied to  PJ @6.1    6 years ago

Interesting but weird looking.  hahahahaha

If you want really weird-- go to Socotra!

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PJ
Masters Quiet
6.1.2  PJ  replied to  Krishna @6.1.1    6 years ago

I love weird!  Those are worth seeing just to say you've seen it.  hahahahahaha

 
 
 
Ender
Professor Principal
7  Ender    6 years ago

Nasty looking thing. If their yard is overgrown it could be a vine. We have several around here that are pervasive. One is what we call a potato vine. It has big broad leaves and big round potato like things. Hard to get rid of.

 
 
 
Split Personality
Professor Guide
7.1  author  Split Personality  replied to  Ender @7    6 years ago

I have odd neighbors......this one just returned from Thailand where he has a farm, family and businesses. He stays here as long as he needs to, then goes to Hong Kong then VN, then Thailand and back again, just long enough to keep his various residencies legal.

I climbed a ladder to get as high into the mystery tree as I could and I swear I can see a large vine way up on the far side,  but he was out there in a business suit swinging a machete,

clearing the whole yard of vines and weeds which the recent cold snap killed.

First time I seen them clean the yard or do yard work in 5 years.

 
 
 
MrFrost
Professor Guide
8  MrFrost    6 years ago

Not sure what it is but you should kill it with fire. Think of your family!!!! 

 
 
 
Split Personality
Professor Guide
8.1  author  Split Personality  replied to  MrFrost @8    6 years ago

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Krishna
Professor Expert
8.2  Krishna  replied to  MrFrost @8    6 years ago

Not sure what it is but you should kill it with fire. Think of your family!!!! 

Remember-- You Can Get Anything You Don't Want at Alice's Restaurant!

"Alice's Restaurant Massacree" (also known as simply "Alice's Restaurant") is a song by singer-songwriter Arlo Guthrie, released as the title track to his 1967 debut album  Alice's Restaurant . It is notable as a satirical, first-person account of 1960s counterculture, in addition to being a hit song in its own right and an    inspiration for the 1969 film also named  Alice's Restaurant . The song is Guthrie's most prominent work, based on a true incident from his lifethat began on Thanksgiving Day   1965 with a citation . . .   (cont'd)

(Note: this comment may not  be off-topic although it might seem to be at first....)

 
 
 
Split Personality
Professor Guide
8.2.1  author  Split Personality  replied to  Krishna @8.2    6 years ago

Very Appropriate for Thanksgiving, an old, old favorite album...

 
 
 
PJ
Masters Quiet
9  PJ    6 years ago

So this tree only produced one alien pod that shriveled when exposed to our environment.......

 
 
 
Krishna
Professor Expert
9.1  Krishna  replied to  PJ @9    6 years ago
So this tree only produced one alien pod that shriveled when exposed to our environment.......

No problema! 

After all, you can always get more at that place "where you can get anything you want".

 
 
 
Split Personality
Professor Guide
9.1.1  author  Split Personality  replied to  Krishna @9.1    6 years ago

Alice's Restaurant, lol !!!

 
 
 
Nowhere Man
Junior Participates
10  Nowhere Man    6 years ago

North American honey locust....

 
 
 
Dulay
Professor Guide
10.1  Dulay  replied to  Nowhere Man @10    6 years ago

Nope, the leaf structure is wrong. Also, the pod of the Honey Locust is flat. 

 
 
 
Krishna
Professor Expert
10.2  Krishna  replied to  Nowhere Man @10    6 years ago

North American honey locust....

Or maybe the Spawn of The Honey Badger!

 
 
 
Dulay
Professor Guide
11  Dulay    6 years ago

If you really want to know, take it to the local Ag college or even your county ag extension office. Take one of the branches that you need to prune and the 'alien' pod with you...

Take a better picture of the bark on the trunk too...

I have a Purdue extension close by and I have bugged them with 'mystery' plants on occasion.

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
Masters Expert
12  al Jizzerror    6 years ago
"over 18 inches long filled with veins"
Each Clarence Thomas tree produces a "long dong silver" growth.    
 
 
 
cobaltblue
Junior Quiet
12.1  cobaltblue  replied to  al Jizzerror @12    6 years ago
Each Clarence Thomas tree produces a "long dong silver" growth.

... and leaves a 'hair' from the pod on people's Diet Cokes. 

 
 
 
TTGA
Professor Silent
13  TTGA    6 years ago

SP,

Here's a site that might help.  It's called "What Tree is That".  My daughter got interested in the article and found this on her phone.  It's the link for a PC so you should be able to bring it up with no problem.  She tried but was doing it away from your pictures and couldn't remember all of the details (besides that, you've seen them up close and in person; and you've seen the fruit/seed pod when it was new).

 
 
 
Split Personality
Professor Guide
13.1  author  Split Personality  replied to  TTGA @13    6 years ago

Thanks, TTGA

 
 
 
bccrane
Freshman Silent
14  bccrane    6 years ago

Are you sure the tree produced this fruit and it wasn't from a vine in the tree?  That looks like a wild cucumber, the vines last one year but the fruit can hang around for a while.  I noted you said your neighbor was hacking and removing vines from around his yard.  We have wild cucumbers along a river near us, they don't get that big (shorter growing season), but the insides of the fruit, when dried, look like the pictures you have. 

 
 
 
Split Personality
Professor Guide
14.1  author  Split Personality  replied to  bccrane @14    6 years ago

I think we have a winner, lol.

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I'm like 99% in agreement

some sort of squash for certain, lol.

 
 

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