Trump's Public Confession

By: al Jizzerror  •  SiNNERs and ButtHeads  •  145 Comments  •  9 Likes  •  7 years ago

“asking for help from foreign governments is illegal”

It is illegal for any person to solicit, accept, or receive anything of value from a foreign national in connection with a U.S. election - Ellen Weintraub (The head of the Federal Election Commission) Opposition research, or as Trump calls it "oppo research" is valuable.  The democrats paid a...

12 Republicans Stormed Lawful Impeachment Proceedings

By: al Jizzerror  •  SiNNERs and ButtHeads  •  105 Comments  •  6 Likes  •  7 years ago

“A Federal judge rules the Impeachment Inquiry lawful.”

12 Republicans who stormed closed-door impeachment proceedings already had permission to attend Sinéad Baker Oct 24, 2019, 7:58 AM Many of the House Republicans who on Wednesday stormed a closed-door hearing that was part of the impeachment inquiry into President...

Fox News Judge Andrew Napolitano has been Pissing Off Trump

By: al Jizzerror  •  SiNNERs and ButtHeads  •  38 Comments  •  9 Likes  •  7 years ago

“"This is like presenting a case to a grand jury, which is never done in public."”

Fox News is usually nothing butt Republican propaganda so I avoid it as a rule.  Butt, I sometimes watch Fox for the entertainment value because I often find it amusing.  What surprises me is that they haven't fired their resident judge - Andrew Napolitano. Newsweek just ran an article about...

The (Fake) Trump Shooting Video

By: al Jizzerror  •  SiNNERs and ButtHeads  •  196 Comments  •  9 Likes  •  7 years ago

“In case you missed it”

Here's the video that was shown to a Republican gathering at Trump's Doral Miami resort (which is where the G-7 Summit will meet in 2020).  Donald Trump Jr. and Sarah Fuckabee Sanders were in attendance although they claimed they didn't see the video.  The President also claims he did not see...

It's Time to Write to your Congressman

By: al Jizzerror  •  SiNNERs and ButtHeads  •  198 Comments  •  7 Likes  •  7 years ago

“Your Congressman should represent you.”

I sent an email to my congressman urging him to impeach Trump.  His response was impressive. Please notice that he said he considers this "the most serious and important vote of my congressional career". I urge every NewsTalker to contact their representatives to express their views about...

DMV Censorshit

By: al Jizzerror  •  SiNNERs and ButtHeads  •  180 Comments  •  5 Likes  •  6 years ago

“THIS PLATE MAY BE CONSIDERED OFFENSIVE TO OTHERS AND THEREFORE CANNOT BE ISSUED”

I recently went to the local branch of the North Carolina DMV and I purchased a personalized license tag for my car.  I knew I couldn't get "IMPEACH !" because I had checked it out online and it wasn't available.  The clerk entered my new "tag line" ("MPEACH !") in the computer and I paid the...

Smoking Guns

By: al Jizzerror  •  SiNNERs and ButtHeads  •  110 Comments  •  10 Likes  •  7 years ago

“Smoking guns can be hazardous to the presidency.”

The credibility of the whistle blower is irrelevant.  The Donald is a "water-head".  Trump keeps supplying evidence that will be used in the Articles of Impeachment.  Trump is so stupid that he may not realize that some of his recent statements are actually "confessions" of his criminal conduct....

Interview with the Whistleblower (Satire)

By: al Jizzerror  •  SiNNERs and ButtHeads  •  59 Comments  •  9 Likes  •  7 years ago

“I puked my guts up when I heard it.”

By now everyone has heard that The Donald has screwed the pooch again.  Don't worry, the pooch is okay (his tiny penis doesn't hurt the dog). Trump's personal Attorney General, William "Candy" Barr, and the acting Director of National Intelligence, Joseph "Roidy" Maguire, are covering up...

WAR?

By: al Jizzerror  •  SiNNERs and ButtHeads  •  304 Comments  •  11 Likes  •  7 years ago

“(We) are "locked and loaded"”

Trump, The-Twitwit-in-Chief, tweeted: Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) Saudi Arabia oil supply was attacked.  There is reason to believe that we know the culprit, are locked and loaded depending on verification, but are waiting to hear from the Kingdom as to who they believe was the cause of...

Donald Trump Is Not Well

Via: al Jizzerror  •  SiNNERs and ButtHeads  •  129 Comments  •  12 Likes  •  7 years ago

“He’s deteriorating in plain sight”

I seeded this article from The Atlantic because it confirms what many of us have been saying for years: Donald Trump is NOT well I am a 12th degree black belt in psychology so I know exactly what's wrong with The Donald: Trump is a tripolar paranoid megalomaniacal narcissist. Trump will...