A Heartwarming Thanksgiving Story
By: al Jizzerror • SiNNERs and ButtHeads • 11 Comments • 4 Likes • 6 days ago
“It must be full of tryptophan because I’m already a little drowsy.”
A Heartwarming Thanksgiving Story. Tuesday night I won a turkey from a local radio station. My wife was thrilled until I brought the huge turkey home. She said, “You’re crazy if you even think about bringing that thing in the house!” You may have guessed that it was a live turkey in a...
Is Marjorie Taylor Greene a Neanderthal?
By: al Jizzerror • The Banned Played On • 51 Comments • 9 Likes • 2 months ago
“Please don't drag Neanderthals down to the level of Marjorie Taylor Greene.”
Neanderthals in popular culture Neanderthals have been depicted in popular culture since the early 20th century. Early depictions conveyed and perpetuated notions of proverbially crude, low-browed cavemen; since the latter part of the 20th century, some depictions have modeled more sympathetic...
The Meanest Meme Of the Year
By: al Jizzerror • The Banned Played On • 10 Comments • 4 Likes • 2 months ago
“Wake up and smell my flute.”
Like many of you, I enjoy creating memes. This is the cruelest meme I have created this year. It's based on a true story: 2 dead, more than 40 injured in rollover crash of bus carrying students in New York Preliminary findings indicate a faulty front tire may have contributed to the crash on...
MAGA Pastor Greg Locke demonstrates what a Bible thumping WHACKO is capable of
By: al Jizzerror • SiNNERs and ButtHeads • 124 Comments • 7 Likes • 3 months ago
“evangelicals are the most judgmental motherfuckers on the planet.”
This article was inspired by Trout Giggles' last publication (https://thenewstalkers.com/trout-giggles/group_discuss/18890/pastor-greg-locke-bashes-dollhouse-to-pieces-with-a-bible-taped-to-a-baseball-bat?g=8#cm2008981). MAGA Pastor Greg Locke demonstrates what a Bible thumping WHACKO is capable...
Sarah Palin Advocates Civil War
By: al Jizzerror • The Banned Played On • 94 Comments • 11 Likes • 3 months ago
“Do you want us to be in civil war? Because that’s what’s going to happen.””
Sarah Palin Advocates Civil War August 25, 2023 (al Jizzerror Fake News) - Sarah Palin apparently wants to be Trump’s running mate. I hope she “helps” The Donald as much as she “helped” John McCain. Is Palin trying to impress Trump by advocating violence, or is she...
Ron DeSantis was NOT a Navy Seal
By: al Jizzerror • SiNNERs and ButtHeads • 139 Comments • 8 Likes • 3 months ago
“DeSantis also spent time during his JAG career stationed at the U.S. Navy base in Guantanamo Bay, Cuba, where he was an assistant urinalysis...”
Ron DeSantis was NOT a Navy Seal At the Republican Presidential Debate Ron DeSantis used misleading statements designed to fool people about his military service. After the debate several members of the "conservative media" referred to DeSantis as a Navy Seal. Even a commentator on NBC called...
Ron DeSantis Declared War on Mexico at Debate
By: al Jizzerror • The Banned Played On • 158 Comments • 7 Likes • 3 months ago
“DeSantis said he would send US armed forces into Mexico on “DAY ONE” of his administration”
Ron DeSantis Declared War on Mexico at Debate After pretending to be a Navy SEAL in Iraq early in the debate, Ron “Combat” DeSantis said he would send US armed forces into Mexico on “DAY ONE” of his administration to deal with the Mexican cartels. It is illegal to use the US military as law...
Trump Asked AI for Debate Strategy
By: al Jizzerror • The Banned Played On • 11 Comments • 5 Likes • 3 months ago
“The only winning move is not to play”
Trump Asked AI for Debate Strategy August 21, 2023 (al Jizzerror Fake News) Former President Donald Trump sought advice from a super computer on tonight’s Republican presidential debate. Many people wonder why Trump has decided to skip the debate. If Trump is actually “a stable...
Elon Musk is Afraid to Fight Mark Zuckerberg
By: al Jizzerror • The Banned Played On • 20 Comments • 4 Likes • 4 months ago
“Elon Musk pretends to be a tough guy but he is actually a fucking wuzz.”
Elon Musk is afraid of Mark Zuckerberg Aug. 14, 2023 (alJizzerror Fake News) - Elon Musk pretends to be a tough guy but he is actually a fucking wuzz. He probably thought he could intimidate Mark Zuckerberg but it didn’t work. Zuck accepted the challenge so Musk is backing down. What could have...
Vaccine Politics may be to Blame for GOP Excess Deaths
By: al Jizzerror • The Banned Played On • 19 Comments • 7 Likes • 4 months ago
“People who die because of their own stupidity are eligible for "Darwin Awards."”
Vaccine politics may be to blame for GOP excess deaths, study finds By David Ovalle July 24, 2023 at 11:00 a.m. EDT The Yale study adds to a growing body of research indicating that Republican messaging on vaccines and...