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Lev Parnas Bought Ron DeSantis
By: al Jizzerror • SiNNERs and ButtHeads • 23 Comments • 9 Likes • 8 hours ago
“Parnas provided CBS News with more than 60 text messages he said were between him and DeSantis between May and October 2018.”
It appears that Ron DeSantis has some "baggage" after all. Lev Parnas was his Trump connection. Lev Parnas, who was "illegally funneling Russian oligarch money into American campaigns", bought DeSantis by securing Trump's support for DeSantis' gubernatorial campaign. I wonder how much Russian...
Can Republicans Solve the Fake Debt Ceiling Crisis They Created?
By: al Jizzerror • The Banned Played On • 82 Comments • 8 Likes • one week ago
“Kevin McCarthy and his fellow Retrumplicans decided to make the debt ceiling a political football”
Can Republicans Solve the Fake Debt Ceiling Crisis They Created? May 27, 2023 (al Jizzerror Fake News) - Kevin McCarthy and his fellow Retrumplicans decided to make the debt ceiling a political football in order to blame it on President Biden. These are the same assholes who rubber stamped three...
Rhonda InSantis Announces Presidential Run
By: al Jizzerror • The Banned Played On • 70 Comments • 11 Likes • 5 days ago
“Rhonda InSantis has declared “war on woke.””
Rhonda InSantis Announces Presidential Run May 24, 2023 (al Jizzerror Fake News) - Rhonda InSantis will join farces with Elon Musk to try to steal the Republican nomination away from The Donald. They have decided to collude to rig the Republican nomination process against Trump. Naturally, Elon...
2,000 Children were Molested by the Catholick Clergy in Illinois/ Satire
By: al Jizzerror • The Banned Played On • 29 Comments • 3 Likes • 2 weeks ago
“Pedophile Priests are a Catholick tradition.”
2,000 Children were Molested by the Catholick Clergy in Illinois May 25 (al Jizzerror Fake News) - Pedophile Priests are a Catholick tradition. Covering up to protect the perverts is also a fucking Catholick tradition. The man who used to be responsible for the cover-up was even elected Pope....
2,000 Children were Molested by the Catholick Clergy in Illinois
By: al Jizzerror • The Banned Played On • 1 Comments • 2 weeks ago
“Pedophile Priests are a Catholick tradition.”
2,000 Children were Molested by the Catholick Clergy in Illinois May 25 (al Jizzerror Fake News) - Pedophile Priests are a Catholick tradition. Covering up to protect the perverts is also a fucking Catholick tradition. The man who used to be responsible for the cover-up was even elected Pope....
NAZI Terrorist Threats Cause Target to Cancel Pride Sale
By: al Jizzerror • The Banned Played On • 149 Comments • 8 Likes • 6 days ago
“the fucking redneck Trumpers are armed and crazy.”
NAZI Terrorist Threats Cause Target to Cancel Pride Sale May 24 (al Jizzerror Fake News) - Because of Donald Trump’s “big lie” there has been a rise in domestic violent extremism (DVE). “Since introducing this year’s collection, we’ve experienced threats impacting our team members’ sense of...
George Santos will be Charged in Federal Court
By: al Jizzerror • SiNNERs and ButtHeads • 66 Comments • 13 Likes • 2 weeks ago
“This may be the first time that George will go down that doesn't involve a penis.”
Who'd a thunk it? George Santos is in a little bit of trouble. A lengthly Federal Probe has finally resulted in charges being filed by the DOJ. This may be the first time that George will go down that doesn't involve a penis. Of course, George Santos denies any wrong doing. He also denies...
Fucker Carlson, Like The Donald, is a Russian Asset
By: al Jizzerror • The Banned Played On • 53 Comments • 6 Likes • one month ago
“There isn't really an upside to Trump.”
Yes, Fox "News" fired Fucker Carlson. Butt, of course, Carlson, like Trump, is still a Russian asset Maybe Fox realized that their paid liar has also been outed as a fucking hypocrite by the revelations revealed by the Dominion lawsuit. These internal messages showed the hypocrisy of the...
Joe Exotic Says Presidential Run Is 'Not a Joke' in Prison Call With Fox News
Via: al Jizzerror • SiNNERs and ButtHeads • 17 Comments • 6 Likes • 2 months ago
“Make America exotic.”
This is NOT a fucking joke; it's fucking sad. The 2024 election will prove how many Americans are willing to vote for criminals. I know the RWNJ screed: Trump hasn't been convicted of anything (yet).