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NAZI Terrorist Threats Cause Target to Cancel Pride Sale
By: al Jizzerror • The Banned Played On • 149 Comments • 8 Likes • last year
“the fucking redneck Trumpers are armed and crazy.”
NAZI Terrorist Threats Cause Target to Cancel Pride Sale May 24 (al Jizzerror Fake News) - Because of Donald Trump’s “big lie” there has been a rise in domestic violent extremism (DVE). “Since introducing this year’s collection, we’ve experienced threats impacting our team members’ sense of...
George Santos will be Charged in Federal Court
By: al Jizzerror • SiNNERs and ButtHeads • 66 Comments • 13 Likes • last year
“This may be the first time that George will go down that doesn't involve a penis.”
Who'd a thunk it? George Santos is in a little bit of trouble. A lengthly Federal Probe has finally resulted in charges being filed by the DOJ. This may be the first time that George will go down that doesn't involve a penis. Of course, George Santos denies any wrong doing. He also denies...
Fucker Carlson, Like The Donald, is a Russian Asset
By: al Jizzerror • The Banned Played On • 53 Comments • 6 Likes • last year
“There isn't really an upside to Trump.”
Yes, Fox "News" fired Fucker Carlson. Butt, of course, Carlson, like Trump, is still a Russian asset Maybe Fox realized that their paid liar has also been outed as a fucking hypocrite by the revelations revealed by the Dominion lawsuit. These internal messages showed the hypocrisy of the...
Joe Exotic Says Presidential Run Is 'Not a Joke' in Prison Call With Fox News
Via: al Jizzerror • SiNNERs and ButtHeads • 17 Comments • 6 Likes • last year
“Make America exotic.”
This is NOT a fucking joke; it's fucking sad. The 2024 election will prove how many Americans are willing to vote for criminals. I know the RWNJ screed: Trump hasn't been convicted of anything (yet).
Genetic Evidence Ties Covid's Origin to Raccoon Dogs | Smart News| Smithsonian Magazine
Via: al Jizzerror • The Banned Played On • 7 Comments • 2 Likes • last year
“New data support the theory that the virus causing Covid-19 first spread to humans from animals”
I guess Raccoon Dogs are NOT "man's best friend." Raccoon Dogs are cute!
Mitch McConnell Hospitalized
By: al Jizzerror • The Banned Played On • 86 Comments • 5 Likes • last year
“Help! He's fallen and he can't get up!”
Well, it's happened again. Moscow Mitch McConnell has taken another fall. Doctors believe his shell protected him from serious injury. Several onlookers helped roll him off of his back butt he was unable to walk. There was an anxious moment when McConnell was initially pronounced DOA in...
Ron DeSantis: Puss in Boots
By: al Jizzerror • The Banned Played On • 44 Comments • 8 Likes • last year
“You ain't seen nothing yet.”
Yesterday, in his "State of the State Address" the Florida Man declared a culture war! As a part of his "War against Wokeness" DeSantis is planning to provide school children with a new anti-woke cocktail. The concoction will contain Ambien, Lunesta and Xanax. DeSantis initially wanted to...
DeSantis Fires Mickey Mouse
By: al Jizzerror • The Banned Played On • 53 Comments • 9 Likes • last year
“Conspiracy commentator, Alex Jones, said chemicals in the water were “turning the friggin’ frogs gay.””
Believe it or not, DeSantis got married at Disney World in 2009. This is from the local Orlando newspaper: Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis continues to make hay about his battle against the Disney corporation. One of the state's largest employers and the raison d'etre for much of Central Florida...