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Is Marjorie Taylor Greene a Neanderthal?

  
By:  al Jizzerror  •  7 months ago  •  51 comments


Is Marjorie Taylor Greene a Neanderthal?
Please don't drag Neanderthals down to the level of Marjorie Taylor Greene.

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Neanderthals in popular culture


Neanderthals have been depicted in popular culture since the early 20th century. Early depictions conveyed and perpetuated notions of proverbially crude, low-browed cavemen ; since the latter part of the 20th century, some depictions have modeled more sympathetic reconstructions of the genus Homo in the Middle Paleolithic era. [1] [2] In popular idiom, people sometimes use the word "Neanderthal" as an insult - to suggest that a person so designated combines a deficiency in intelligence and a tendency to use brute force. The term may also imply that a person is old-fashioned or attached to outdated ideas, much in the same way as the terms " dinosaur " or "Yahoo" .

Origins


Arthur Keith of Britain and Marcellin Boule of France, were both senior members of their respective national paleontological institutes and among the most eminent paleoanthropologists of the early 20th century. Both men argued that this "primitive" Neanderthal could not be a direct ancestor of modern man. As a result, the museum's copy of the almost complete Neanderthal fossil of La Chapelle-aux-Saints was inaccurately mounted in an exaggerated crooked pose with a deformed and heavily curved spine and legs buckled. Boule commissioned the first illustrations of Neanderthal where he was characterized as a hairy gorilla-like figure with opposable toes, based on a skeleton that was already distorted with arthritis. [7] [8] [9] [10] [11]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neanderthals_in_popular_culture

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Does MTG have "Neanderthal" toes?

This Neanderthal is on exhibit at the Museum of Confluences in Lyon, France. It depicts a Neanderthal woman that somehow looks familiar.

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Please don't drag Neanderthals down to the level of Marjorie Taylor Greene. It's pretty rude to compare a fairly advanced and intelligent hominid species to the likes of MTG.

I would like to thank E John for sending me the above exhibit.  He wants someone to hack MTG's account to make it her profile picture.


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al Jizzerror
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1  author  al Jizzerror    7 months ago

800

 
 
 
devangelical
Professor Principal
1.1  devangelical  replied to  al Jizzerror @1    7 months ago

thanks for the primer on the evolution of modern maganderthals...

 
 
 
cjcold
Professor Quiet
1.1.1  cjcold  replied to  devangelical @1.1    7 months ago

The missing link finally identified!

 
 
 
devangelical
Professor Principal
1.1.2  devangelical  replied to  cjcold @1.1.1    7 months ago

climb on, tell her how great obama was, and if you can stay on longer than 8 seconds you win a big shiny silver belt buckle with her likeness on it...

 
 
 
Hallux
PhD Principal
1.2  Hallux  replied to  al Jizzerror @1    7 months ago

"Modern humans mated with Neanderthals as far back as 100,000 years ago."

In Marjorie's case it was 49 years ago. 

 
 
 
Drinker of the Wry
Junior Expert
1.2.1  Drinker of the Wry  replied to  Hallux @1.2    7 months ago

Anything wrong with mixed cohabitation?

 
 
 
Hallux
PhD Principal
1.2.2  Hallux  replied to  Drinker of the Wry @1.2.1    7 months ago

The last Cro-Magnon I cohabited with had lousy table manners. 

 
 
 
Drinker of the Wry
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1.2.3  Drinker of the Wry  replied to  Hallux @1.2.2    7 months ago

Good reason to dump him/her.

 
 
 
Gsquared
Professor Principal
2  Gsquared    7 months ago
They did not just grunt.

That's a clear difference.

 
 
 
devangelical
Professor Principal
2.1  devangelical  replied to  Gsquared @2    7 months ago

that protruding frontal lobe reminds me of another picture I have of a maganderthal...

 
 
 
devangelical
Professor Principal
2.1.1  devangelical  replied to  devangelical @2.1    7 months ago

I'd post it, but it's an 8 point ticket now...

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
Professor Principal
2.1.2  Trout Giggles  replied to  devangelical @2.1.1    7 months ago

I know who you're talking about. Yeah....he would scream bloody murder and insist you get a week's vacay

 
 
 
devangelical
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2.1.3  devangelical  replied to  Trout Giggles @2.1.2    7 months ago

he'd probably choke on his sausage and start twirling pasta counter clockwise...

 
 
 
JohnRussell
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3  JohnRussell    7 months ago

She does have a chiseled face, which is probably not a good thing for a woman. 

 
 
 
Drinker of the Wry
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3.1  Drinker of the Wry  replied to  JohnRussell @3    7 months ago

Unless Michelangelo di Lodovico Buonarroti Simoni held the  chisel. 

 
 
 
devangelical
Professor Principal
3.2  devangelical  replied to  JohnRussell @3    7 months ago
She does have a chiseled face

from a sculptor that can't hit the chisel with a mallet...

 
 
 
cjcold
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3.2.1  cjcold  replied to  devangelical @3.2    7 months ago

I believe that sculptor just used the mallet.

 
 
 
devangelical
Professor Principal
3.2.2  devangelical  replied to  cjcold @3.2.1    7 months ago

DNA tests are useless in her hometown...

 
 
 
devangelical
Professor Principal
3.2.3  devangelical  replied to  devangelical @3.2.2    7 months ago

and identical within her extended family...

 
 
 
Gsquared
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4  Gsquared    7 months ago
Is Marjorie Taylor Greene A Neanderthal?

Didn't Neanderthals have brains?

 
 
 
MrFrost
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5  MrFrost    7 months ago

Neanderthal? Perhaps. Retarded? Absolutely. 

 
 
 
Sean Treacy
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5.1  Sean Treacy  replied to  MrFrost @5    7 months ago

Retarded? Absolutely. 

the party of Jamal bowman and fetterman casting stones…

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
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5.1.1  author  al Jizzerror  replied to  Sean Treacy @5.1    7 months ago
casting stones…

I was curious to see who would defend MTG's "intelligence."

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Trout Giggles
Professor Principal
5.1.2  Trout Giggles  replied to  al Jizzerror @5.1.1    7 months ago

So she called it an insurrection?

Well, well, well

 
 
 
Tessylo
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5.1.3  Tessylo  replied to  Trout Giggles @5.1.2    7 months ago

I just saw something where mtg's boyfriend was calling liberal women ugly.  

 
 
 
Right Down the Center
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5.1.4  Right Down the Center  replied to  Tessylo @5.1.3    7 months ago
I just saw something where mtg's boyfriend was calling liberal women ugly.  

He calls it as he sees it.

 
 
 
devangelical
Professor Principal
5.1.5  devangelical  replied to  al Jizzerror @5.1.1    7 months ago

now I smell mackerel and cheap red wine...

 
 
 
Right Down the Center
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5.1.6  Right Down the Center  replied to  Trout Giggles @5.1.2    7 months ago

Might want to check the context or the fact she never used the word insurrection before buying into a meme as fact.

 
 
 
devangelical
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5.1.7  devangelical  replied to  Tessylo @5.1.3    7 months ago

hopefully the last person using that piece of cross-fit workout equipment wiped it down...

 
 
 
devangelical
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5.1.8  devangelical  replied to  Right Down the Center @5.1.6    7 months ago
check the context

maybe run it by the bullshit gulping maga-media fact checkers? fuck that and fuck them...

 
 
 
Right Down the Center
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5.1.9  Right Down the Center  replied to  devangelical @5.1.8    7 months ago

Or you could watch the video.  Heaven forbid that would not go along with your narrative so fuck it.  Facts only get in the way.

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
Professor Principal
5.1.10  Trout Giggles  replied to  Tessylo @5.1.3    7 months ago

Yeah....the assholes are allowed to call liberal women ugly but if we talk about their looks we're being misogynistic

 
 
 
afrayedknot
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5.1.11  afrayedknot  replied to  Trout Giggles @5.1.10    7 months ago

Would like to put all the personal ‘ugly’ slights aside and focus on the true ugliness we face:

How we have lost our way in mistakenly yet constantly castigating the least amongst us?

Why we place blame on everything and everyone else without any sense of personal responsibility?

Forgetting from where have come to reach this fractured point without any sense of introspection. 

Sadly, it only promises to get worse… forsaking any sense of our birthright and any promises we gave to our children. 

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
Professor Principal
5.1.12  Trout Giggles  replied to  afrayedknot @5.1.11    7 months ago
Why we place blame on everything and everyone else without any sense of personal responsibility?

Because it's easier than facing our inner selves and admitting we are flawed

 
 
 
afrayedknot
Junior Quiet
5.1.13  afrayedknot  replied to  Trout Giggles @5.1.12    7 months ago

Here’s hoping it is not too late. Here’s hoping we can appreciate what we have and here’s hoping the future leaders actually learn from the past rather than continuing to swirl the drain. 

 
 
 
cjcold
Professor Quiet
5.1.14  cjcold  replied to  Tessylo @5.1.3    7 months ago

Read that myself.

That homely SOB shouldn't talk.

A match made in Hell.

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
Masters Expert
5.1.15  author  al Jizzerror  replied to  Right Down the Center @5.1.6    7 months ago
she never used the word insurrection

"Insurrection" would be inaccurate if Trump's lackies were armed.

18 U.S.C. 2385 - Advocating overthrow of Government

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United States Code, 2012 Edition, Supplement 1, Title 18 - CRIMES AND CRIMINAL PROCEDURE

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United States Code

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Title 18 - CRIMES AND CRIMINAL PROCEDURE
PART I - CRIMES
CHAPTER 115 - TREASON, SEDITION, AND SUBVERSIVE ACTIVITIES
Sec. 2385 - Advocating overthrow of Government

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
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5.1.16  author  al Jizzerror  replied to  Right Down the Center @5.1.4    7 months ago
He calls it as he sees it.

Maybe he finds Neanderthal women (with dicks) attractive. 

 
 
 
Right Down the Center
Senior Guide
5.1.17  Right Down the Center  replied to  al Jizzerror @5.1.16    7 months ago

Obviously many liberal men like it that way, they are trying to get 12 year olds to have surgery.

 
 
 
devangelical
Professor Principal
5.1.18  devangelical  replied to  Right Down the Center @5.1.17    7 months ago

that statement is false. liberal men want adults with the mentality of a 12 year old, republicans, to have lobotomies and be castrated, for the benefit of mankind...

 
 
 
Right Down the Center
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5.1.19  Right Down the Center  replied to  devangelical @5.1.18    7 months ago
liberal men want adults with the mentality of a 12 year old

And the body of a 12 year old.  Just ask Epstein.  Oh, wait............

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
Masters Expert
5.1.20  author  al Jizzerror  replied to  Right Down the Center @5.1.17    7 months ago
Obviously many liberal men like it that way

Many "conservative" men prefer to take a huge schwartz lightsaber Right Down the Center.

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
Masters Expert
5.1.21  author  al Jizzerror  replied to  Right Down the Center @5.1.19    7 months ago
Just ask Epstein.

And, of course, Epstein's good friend, Donald fucking Trump?format=1500w

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
Professor Principal
6  Trout Giggles    7 months ago

Is Marjorie Taylor Greene a Neanderthal?

Is that a trick question?

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
Masters Expert
6.1  author  al Jizzerror  replied to  Trout Giggles @6    7 months ago

YES!

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JBB
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7  JBB    7 months ago

original

 
 
 
Right Down the Center
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7.1  Right Down the Center  replied to  JBB @7    7 months ago

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al Jizzerror
Masters Expert
7.1.1  author  al Jizzerror  replied to  Right Down the Center @7.1    7 months ago

Fuck off, troll.

 
 
 
Right Down the Center
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7.1.2  Right Down the Center  replied to  al Jizzerror @7.1.1    7 months ago

No thanks, but thanks for the offer.

 
 
 
devangelical
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7.1.3  devangelical  replied to  al Jizzerror @7.1.1    7 months ago

most trolls are fucking brain dead trumpster scum...

 
 
 
Right Down the Center
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7.1.4  Right Down the Center  replied to  devangelical @7.1.3    7 months ago

Interesting.

 
 

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