Ron DeSantis Quits!

By:  al Jizzerror  •  6 months ago  •  17 comments

Ron DeSantis Quits!
Ron DeSantis woke up (yes, he's "woke" now) and smelled the poop.

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Ron DeSantis woke up (yes, he's "woke" now) and smelled the poop.  It was the smell of his presidential campaign going down the toilet.


DeSantis was once considered to be the heir apparent to The Donald.  Butt, unfortunately, as the voters began to see more of DeSantis, they realized that he was just a homophobic Trump wannabe.

DeSantis will probably become Trump's running mate.  Not because Trump needs an attack dog butt because Trump loves a good ass licker.


DeSantis once said he would "make America Florida."  That's fucking scary!AFlorida222222.jpg?1684514588

"WTF" has been redefined.


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al Jizzerror
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1  author  al Jizzerror    6 months ago



Professor Principal
1.1  devangelical  replied to  al Jizzerror @1    6 months ago

name an italian sausage that can't hang...

Drinker of the Wry
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1.2  Drinker of the Wry  replied to  al Jizzerror @1    6 months ago

Welcome back al, we've missed you!

al Jizzerror
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1.2.1  author  al Jizzerror  replied to  Drinker of the Wry @1.2    6 months ago

Thanx, Drinker.

BTW, do you drink beer too?


Drinker of the Wry
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1.2.2  Drinker of the Wry  replied to  al Jizzerror @1.2.1    6 months ago

I do, and I enjoy Boulevard’s Rye on Rye but I haven’t tried this Baltic Porter.  I like porter so I start looking for it.  Thanks.

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2  bugsy    6 months ago

Actually, as a Floridian, I am happy he dropped out. He should have waited until 2028 and would have easily won then, still could

Be that as it may, he will return to Florida and continue the great things he has accomplished as governor.

Even the liberals here like him as over 300,000 of them that moved here over the past couple of years switched politacal parties to Republican and helped sweep him to a 20 point landslide over the idiot Charlie Crist.

Welcome back Ron.

Professor Principal
3  Kavika     6 months ago

The rest of he country saw his war on ''woke'' and decided they didn't need that BS and he had nothing else to sell as he has little if any personality and is also is a vindictive ass and that is wearing thin with many of the other Republicans in FL.

In a couple of years, he will be as cold as Bologna in the frig.

Professor Principal
3.1  CB  replied to  Kavika @3    6 months ago

Besides Donald Trump has sucked all the vindictive assi-ness that the GOP can muster into "MAGA-sphere"!  Sorry Ron, just not enough left for you to get 'er done!

Trout Giggles
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3.2  Trout Giggles  replied to  Kavika @3    6 months ago

Well he's already as bland

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4  Igknorantzruls    6 months ago

DeInsanity on the right , just isnt.

asz this was Trump light without as much baggage , but it had many a carry one 

and don’t see Nambia or what ever Trump y relabeled Nikki Haley to be, as overcoming the Divider in chief.    so looks like our best hope for a sane safe country is for Biden to get a positive reality out over the pseudo one the not so right has convinced so many that they have

or, Smith is successful 

man, igknrantzruling big time

Professor Principal
4.1  devangelical  replied to  Igknorantzruls @4    6 months ago

cheeto/vito 2024

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5  JohnRussell    6 months ago

If the 6 or 7 percent that were expected to vote for DeSantis on Tuesday in New Hampshire vote on ideology Trump will win by an even bigger margin than predicted. 

Buzz of the Orient
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6  Buzz of the Orient    6 months ago


Trout Giggles
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6.1  Trout Giggles  replied to  Buzz of the Orient @6    6 months ago

I want to see Minnie stepping on his instep with her high heels

Professor Principal
6.1.1  JBB  replied to  Trout Giggles @6.1    6 months ago

What about DeSantis' high heels?


al Jizzerror
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6.1.2  author  al Jizzerror  replied to  JBB @6.1.1    6 months ago

I liked Rhonda's go-go boots.  It made his Santorum vest look so masculine.ive-accessorized-my.jpg


Professor Principal
7  CB    6 months ago



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