America Reinstates the Chinese Exclusion Act and Bans the Eating of Chinese Food (Satire)
America Reinstates the Chinese Exclusion Act and Bans the Eating of Chinese Food (Satire)
Sensing the inevitability of China overtaking and surpassing it as the Number One "exceptional" nation on planet Earth, America is taking desperate measures to contain and prevent such a demeaning occurrence.
The U.S. Energy Department, after endless months of studying the rampant purchasing of American farms and real estate by Chinese interests, has come to a "low confidence" realization that in about 150 years the Chinese will "most likely" own America. Notwithstanding the facts that America has about 400 military bases surrounding China, created AUKUS to nuclearize the Indo-Pacific region, formed QUAD to pressure and contain China and has desperately been attempting to have many other nations choose America over China, it has discovered it to have been a losing strategy.
It has been determined that planting military bases in many countries to intimidate them into not complaining about the soldiers raping the local girls, and because the Chinese Belt and Road Initiative has become much more attractive to nations around the world including Latin and South America, Africa, the Middle East, eastern Europe and many Pacific nations because of the improvement to their infrastructures and alleviation of poverty with new job opportunities America must take desperate steps to stem its losses.
The first step is to prevent the burgeoning number of pregnant Chinese women form coming to America to provide birthright citizenship to their children, and to deport all Chinese people who do not have menial jobs, and in order to do so the government has no alternative but to reinstate the Chinese Exclusion Act of 1882 and prevent all Chinese people from immigrating to America. The second step will be to ban the production, sale and eating of Chinese food, which the U.S. Energy Department deems to have the effect of influencing favourability to all things Chinese among the other races in America. By taking these steps it is hoped (prayers needed as well) that America will remain supreme.
Always remember that what's Good For General Bullmoose is good for the world, and there must not be any way in the world other than The American Way.
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Please do not miss that this article has been marked "SATIRE", which was prompted by the posting of an article wherein the U.S. Energy Department had determined, with "low confidence" that the covid-19 virus had "most likely" leaked from a lab in Wuhan, an opinion among the many differing opinions voiced by many scientific and intelligence organizations. Maybe THAT article should have been marked "SATIRE" as well, or at least "OPINION"..
It's obviously a nefarious plot by them Chinese fellers to make us fat. How else can you explain a food that leaves you hungry only a couple of hours after eating?
Well, actually, when I first came to China 16 1/2 years ago I never saw a fat person, and in fact most were relatively thin. However, now that McDonalds, KFC, Burger King, Pizza Hut, etc and their Chinese imitators have become very popular, I see quite a few fat Chinese persons. So maybe China should ban American food in order to keep its people thin and healthy. As for the 2 hour thing, my wife is a great cook, and although I usually make my own American-style breakfast, I eat Chinese food every day, I have not gained weight, and in fact have lost the weight I came here with and am quite trim, but I DO get hungry a couple hours after I've eaten.
You can have my pepper steak when you pry it from my cold dead hands. And that goes for my fried rice, noodles, and egg rolls
LOL. You tell 'em, babe.
That looks absolutely delicious.
That was from lunch in Suzhou, or maybe Shanghai. I would have to look back at my photos to figure it out..
Oh, no wonder. I never saw anything like that in North America.
I'm hungry
Living here I'm ALWAYS hungry and not because there isn't anything to eat or I didn't eat enough. I had a great appetite all through my bout with the Omicron BF7 variant and I've never lost my senses of taste and smell.
A family setting up lunch on the Great Wall -
I never saw anything like that when I was on The Great Wall.
I thought it was hilarious. They actually brought their table and chairs with them.
There were souvenir vendors on the wall, and although I can't remember for sure but there were probably some selling snacks and drinks as well, but that family will have a memory for the rest of their lives that they ate a proper lunch on their visit to The Great Wall.
The part of the Great Wall we visited had some shops at the foot of the hill, but no vendors on the wall itself. It was a really amazing place.
It was Christmas, and it was really cold and windy. The wind blew a souvenir tuque that had the name The Great Wall in English and Chinese on the front, way far away from anybody, so I picked it up, and I still wear it in winter. But here I'm wearing my Greek Fisherman's cap that I bought at Fisherman's Wharf many years before, but it eventually wore out and shredded (after about a quarter century of use).
Our Chinese community in Ocala was quick to find a way to beat the ''exclusion'' act. They immediately declared themselves to be the "Wannabe Tribe of the US'' and were quickly recognized by NA community. We love our Lo mein.
"Wannabe Tribe". LOL