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What some people have said about Americans

  
By:  Buzz of the Orient  •  last year  •  22 comments


What some people have said about Americans
 

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What some people have said about Americans

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You can laugh, cry, or get angry, but don't get mad at me,  I didn't say these things.

Sir Winston Churchill: "Americans will always try to do the right thing, after they've tried everything else."

When asked about American family dynamics, King of Britain Edward VIII replied: "The thing that impesses me the most about the American family is the way parents obey their children."

The famous novelist Charles Dickens was once asked about an American gentleman.  HIs reply was:  "I do not know the American gentleman.  God forgive me for putting those two words together."

When American novelist Tom Clancy was asked about Bill Clinton, his reply was:  "Billl Clinton is a man who thinks International Affairs means dating a girl from out of town."

Mark Twain, the father of American LIterature, once proclaimed:  "God created war so that Americans would learn geography."

America's founding father, John Adams, once remarked:  "In all my many years I have come to the conclusion that one useless man is a shame, two is a law firm and three or more is American Congress."

Finally, a wise man once said:  "America is a country where you can say whatever you want as long as no one is listening."


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Buzz of the Orient
Professor Expert
1  author  Buzz of the Orient    last year

I decided to not post this on my Great NON-POLITICAL Articles group because politicians made some of these comments.   These days a lot of people around the world are probably saying things about Americans, some Americans in particular, so I guess what I posted above is topical. 

 
 
 
JohnRussell
Professor Principal
2  JohnRussell    last year

Good quotes I guess. I dont know if there is much to say about any particular one of them. 

 
 
 
Buzz of the Orient
Professor Expert
2.1  author  Buzz of the Orient  replied to  JohnRussell @2    last year

It appears to me that except for you the American NT members are saying: "We are not amused."  Guess I should have realized that generally people who are so serious about their politics would be too sensitive to take a joke. 

 
 
 
Mark in Wyoming
Professor Silent
2.1.1  Mark in Wyoming   replied to  Buzz of the Orient @2.1    last year

l thought they were both funny and amusing.

 
 
 
Mark in Wyoming
Professor Silent
2.1.2  Mark in Wyoming   replied to  Buzz of the Orient @2.1    last year
We are not amused."

Why did i just her that in QE II voice?

 
 
 
Buzz of the Orient
Professor Expert
2.1.3  author  Buzz of the Orient  replied to  Mark in Wyoming @2.1.1    last year

You have a good sense of humour, and it is a sign of maturity when you can laugh at yourself.

 
 
 
Buzz of the Orient
Professor Expert
2.1.4  author  Buzz of the Orient  replied to  Mark in Wyoming @2.1.2    last year
"Why did i just her that in QE II voice?"

It was actually Queen Victoria who is purported to have said it.

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Jack_TX
Professor Quiet
3  Jack_TX    last year

They wouldn't be funny if they weren't true.

Although I'm not sure I agree that Mark Twain is the father of American literature.

 
 
 
Buzz of the Orient
Professor Expert
4  author  Buzz of the Orient    last year

Who is?  Hemingway, or someone earlier than Samuel Clemens?

 
 
 
Mark in Wyoming
Professor Silent
4.1  Mark in Wyoming   replied to  Buzz of the Orient @4    last year

 A couple for consideration would be James Fenimore Cooper , Last of the Mohicans and the leather stockings sagas in the early 1800s.

Another would Be Edgar Allen Poe predating Clemens .

 
 
 
Buzz of the Orient
Professor Expert
4.1.1  author  Buzz of the Orient  replied to  Mark in Wyoming @4.1    last year

Although I majored in English Literature for my B.A., being in Canada there was less focus on American Literature, although I did take at least one course in it. 

 
 
 
Jack_TX
Professor Quiet
4.2  Jack_TX  replied to  Buzz of the Orient @4    last year

I'd probably go with Hawthorne or Cooper.  Both predate Twain, and The Scarlet Letter is probably the first American masterpiece.

 
 
 
Buzz of the Orient
Professor Expert
4.2.1  author  Buzz of the Orient  replied to  Jack_TX @4.2    last year

I really need to get back to reading - got to break this internet addiction.  I do watch an average of at least one movie a day.

 
 
 
charger 383
Professor Silent
5  charger 383    last year

We laugh at ourselves and others too!

 
 
 
Buzz of the Orient
Professor Expert
5.1  author  Buzz of the Orient  replied to  charger 383 @5    last year

That's healthy IMO.

 
 
 
Waykwabu
Freshman Silent
6  Waykwabu    last year

"God created war so that Americans would learn geography."

(as an Australian)(I am a member of Postcrossing - exchange postcards with overseas members) I have lost count the number of times I have been to told by an (U.S)American that they thought Australia was a country in Europe, that was next to Germany and suffered a Nazi invasion in world war 2 !!!!

 
 
 
shona1
Professor Quiet
6.1  shona1  replied to  Waykwabu @6    last year

Evening Way..I was at Disneyland and an American family were behind us....I was talking away to my cousin when the guy behind us asked what language were we speaking? 

I was somewhat confused with this and said English...he said oh I know that, but you talk funny...(Huh no we don't it's you mob that sound funny)...it dawned on me he meant the accent...said yes we speak English in Australia but I think he thought I said Austria...as he started asking about Europe..

I must have had another blank look on my face as his son said, Dad I think she said Australia you know kangaroos...we all had a good laugh about it..

He said we were the first Australians he had ever met..I think we made a lasting impression..🦘

 
 
 
MrFrost
Professor Guide
7  MrFrost    last year

I cried, I bled, I sweat and toiled for the American flag. Want to make fun, joke about it? I got two words for ya...

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MrFrost
Professor Guide
7.1  MrFrost  replied to  MrFrost @7    last year

I guess veterans just aren't welcome here anymore. 

 
 
 
Buzz of the Orient
Professor Expert
7.1.1  author  Buzz of the Orient  replied to  MrFrost @7.1    last year

Only if they have no sense of humour and are incapable of taking a joke or laughing at themselves. 

 
 
 
Freefaller
Professor Quiet
8  Freefaller    last year

Writers and politicians used to come up with the best quotable quotes.  Does that still happen in modern times

Funny stuff tho, don't know how I missed this when originally posted

 
 
 
Buzz of the Orient
Professor Expert
8.1  author  Buzz of the Orient  replied to  Freefaller @8    last year

Since they're mostly not about politics my articles/seeds garner little interest on NT, so they rarely stay visible on the Front (Home) Page for very long.  You would have to check the Front (Home) Page every day to not miss them.  Of course politics is probably the biggest draw for Americans, although there are some people who have other interests as well,  Unfortunately, the proponderance of it to the exclusion of other topics is probably the reason NT is not growing, and could be losing active members faster than it is gaining them. 

 
 

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