A Blonde Joke
Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit their
family's ranch. For a while, they manage to keep things
running smoothly, but after a few tough years, they find
themselves on the brink of financial trouble.
To save the ranch from being repossessed by the bank,
they decide to buy a bull and start breeding livestock.
As the brunette prepares to leave to find a bull,
she tells her sister, "If I buy the bull, I’ll send you a
message so you can hitch the trailer to the truck and
come help me bring it back."
The brunette travels to a ranch, inspects a strong,
healthy bull, and decides it’s the one.
The seller agrees to sell it for $599—no haggling allowed.
After paying, the brunette heads into town to send her
sister a telegram with the news.
At the telegraph office, she explains to the operator,
"I need to send a message to my sister. I bought a bull,
and I need her to hitch the trailer and drive out to help
me bring it home."
The operator nods and says, "Sure, but it’s 99 cents per word."
The brunette digs into her pockets and realizes she doesn’t
have much money left after buying the bull. She thinks for a
moment, then says, "Okay, send the word comfortable."
The operator raises an eyebrow. "Comfortable?
How is she supposed to know what that means or what you
want her to do?"
The brunette grins. "My sister’s blonde.
She’ll read it nice and slow—*com-for-da-bul*."
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My brother, who turned 93 today, emailed me this joke. It's actually a little old, so you may have seen it before. However, I'll make my brother happy today and post it for all to see.
Why can't unicorns dance?
They have 2 left feet.
I didn't know unicorns were clumsy, or had poor coordinatation. At least they have a horn if there's a traffic problem.
Most Unicorns are consistantly horny.
good joke.
2 Blondes are driving across the plains headed to California to seek their fortune in acting, 1 Blonde looks up at the full moon and asks the other Blonde, which do you think is closer, the moon or California? The other Blonde respose, The Moon you silly, you can't see California from here.
Okay, that made me laugh.
What did the Blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?
"I hope it's mine!"...
What's a Blondes mating call?
"Oh my God, I'm so drunk!"...
What's a Brunettes mating call?
"I said I'm soooo drunk!"...
What do you get when a blonde dyes her hair brown?
Artificial intelligence
That's a good one.
@ Dismayed Patriot
Thanks for adding to the laughter.