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Burglar steals from Canadian beer store while wearing goalie gear

  

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Via:  community  •  8 years ago  •  16 comments

Burglar steals from Canadian beer store while wearing goalie gear

"Somebody call the cops!" is a common refrain from hockey broadcasters when a goalie robs another player of a goal. Well, someone had to literally called the cops on the goalie you're about to meet.

In what can only be described as the most Canadian crime story ever (Non-Moose Division), a man wearing goalie pads and carrying a goalie stick broke into a local beer store along with an accomplice and stole three cases from the refrigerator inside.

The Royal Canadian Mounted Police in Russell, Manitoba have released the video showing the two men breaking the store's glass door, entering and stealing three cases of Budweiser (OK, so maybe not the most Canadian crime story ever). The first man breaks the door with a rock, then is closely followed by a man wearing a hockey jersey, overalls and a goalie's catching glove and blocker, while carrying a large  goalie stick.

Here is the footage in all its glory:

 

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Larry Hampton
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link   seeder  Larry Hampton    8 years ago

To be fair, the time between periods is really short...

;^)

 
 
 
PJ
Masters Quiet
link   PJ  replied to  Larry Hampton   8 years ago

Budweiser!!?  really???  If I'm going to jail it's not going to be for Budweiser.  It has to be at least Stella Artois or maybe Sam Adams Octoberfest.......well maybe not Sam Adams.  

 
 
 
Buzz of the Orient
Professor Expert
link   Buzz of the Orient  replied to  PJ   8 years ago

Au contraire, madame. Why would a Canadian, who has the choice of the best of Canadian beers, choose Budweiser?

 
 
 
Larry Hampton
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link   seeder  Larry Hampton  replied to  Buzz of the Orient   8 years ago

My thought as well,,,,why steal bud?

 
 
 
Cerenkov
Professor Silent
link   Cerenkov  replied to  Larry Hampton   8 years ago

It hardly seems a crime... It's more a call for an intervention. 

 
 
 
Perrie Halpern R.A.
Professor Principal
link   Perrie Halpern R.A.  replied to  Larry Hampton   8 years ago

Larry,

We had better beer here. These two Einsteins apparently were too dumb to a. know that there would be cameras on and b. steal crappy beer. 

What do you have to say about that? Ay? 

For Buzz: 

 
 
 
Buzz of the Orient
Professor Expert
link   Buzz of the Orient  replied to  Perrie Halpern R.A.   8 years ago

Thanks for that, Perrie. It's been a while since I've watched those two hosers. Actually, on the side I was able to see a link for Richie Havens singing Dylan's "Just Like a Woman" - it's been a long time since he played Mariposa.

 
 
 
Krishna
Professor Expert
link   Krishna  replied to  Perrie Halpern R.A.   8 years ago

Australian say G'day-- Canadians don't, ay?

(Although he did mention that was the name of his album).

 
 
 
PJ
Masters Quiet
link   PJ  replied to  Larry Hampton   8 years ago

Well they sure do give the term "beer run" a whole new meaning.  winking

 
 
 
Cerenkov
Professor Silent
link   Cerenkov    8 years ago

O Canada! A strange brew, indeed.

 
 
 
Larry Hampton
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link   seeder  Larry Hampton  replied to  Cerenkov   8 years ago

Hilarious show! Lived in Minot ND when that one came out; nobody that didn't live along the Canadian border even knew who the Mckenzie brothers were.

 
 
 
Cerenkov
Professor Silent
link   Cerenkov  replied to  Larry Hampton   8 years ago

I was in upstate NY at the time. Great stuff.

 
 
 
Perrie Halpern R.A.
Professor Principal
link   Perrie Halpern R.A.  replied to  Cerenkov   8 years ago

Where upstate? 

 
 
 
Cerenkov
Professor Silent
link   Cerenkov  replied to  Perrie Halpern R.A.   8 years ago

Troy.

 
 
 
Perrie Halpern R.A.
Professor Principal
link   Perrie Halpern R.A.  replied to  Larry Hampton   8 years ago

See.. I didn't even read your comment yet Larry and look what I posted above. 

 
 
 
Kavika
Professor Principal
link   Kavika     8 years ago

Well ''puck'' them.

 
 

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