Pornhub is giving FREE Premium access to people in towns with rude names - including Dildo, Rectum and Pussy
From Rectum in the Netherlands to Dildo in Newfoundland, a number of towns around the world are tourist hot-spots thanks to their rude names.
Now, to make up for years of humiliation, Pornhub is offering people living in select towns with sexually-suggestive names free lifetime memberships to its HD, On-Demand streaming service, Pornhub Premium.
Corey Price, Vice President at Pornhub, said: “With the proliferation of online adult entertainment, many people have become very well-versed in its vernacular and sexual sayings.
“Unfortunately, this has made towns with sexually suggestive names the butt of many more jokes.
Rectum, Overijssel
Balls Cross, Petworth
La Vagina, Toskana
Lower Dicker, East Sussex
“Here at Pornhub, we think a name is worth celebrating, rather than subjecting to incessant ridicule.
“To help make residents of these towns prouder of their roots – and the rest of the world a bit envious – we are designating them as ‘Official Pornhub Premium Places’ and supplying them with free lifetime memberships to Pornhub Premium.”
Pornhub has also released an interactive map showing the small towns designated as Official Pornhub Premium Places.
If your town has a rude name but isn’t on the list, you can share the hashtag #PremiumPlaces on Twitter or Instagram and Pornhub will consider making it a Premium Place.
Premium Places
Analândia, São Paulo
Fort Dick, California
Hairy Hill, Alberta
Climax, Saskatchewan
Hooker, Oklahoma
Bohners Lake, Wisconsin
Climax, Michigan
French Lick, Indiana
Big Bone, Kentucky
Cumming, Georgia
Horneytown, North Carolina
Threeway, Virginia
Big Beaver, Pennsylvania
Balls Creek Nova Scotia
Dildo, Newfoundland
Come By Chance, Newfoundland
Pee, Margibi
Tit, Adrar
Le Tampon, Réunion
Cumbum, Tamil Nadu
Slut, Västernorrlands län
Gay, Oblast Samara
Penistone, South Yorkshire
Fingeringhoe, Essex
Balls Cross, Petworth
Cocking, Midhurst
Lower Dicker, East Sussex
Weener, Niedersachsen
Rectum, Overijssel
Titz, Nordrhein-Westfalen
Pissy, Hauts-de-France
Brest, Bretagne
Orgy, Bourgogne-Franche-Comté
Anus, Bourgogne-Franche-Comté
Condom, Occitanie
Pussy, Auvergne-Rhône-Alpes
Bitsch, Canton of Valais
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La Vagina, Toskana
Petting, Bayern
https://www.mirror.co.uk/tech/pornhub-giving-free-premium-access-12258658
No Intercourse, Pennsylvania?
always enjoy articles about places with funny names
One of my favs is Hell Michigan. It is why I never say that I will do something when Hell freezes over. Hell Michigan does freeze over in the winter.
I love the anti-littering signs outside of town that say "Don't throw you trash all over Hell!" My dope smoking friends and I used to go to the lake there and camp out when I was going to college in Ypsilanti after the Air Force back in the late 1970's in my roommate's, mother's VW Micro-bus! Good Times! Stoned and back to nature!
I've actually been to Balls Crossing!
My cousin lives in Bushy
Here is one of my favorites in London:
It's in Hampstead, where my other cousin lives.
Hilarious. It's a wonder that anyone could possiblly ever stop laughing at that. It's like Pee Wee Herman for adults.
He is laughing. Lighten up, Francis!
Here are a few more from Pa
Blue Ball
Climax
Two Lick
Bird in hand
And those are all pretty much Amish communities, as is Intercourse
Dirty minded Amish...
Lordy! I am having a time of it over here. Badfish, I awoke this morning to see in my timeline a comment from "badbunny" and the questions marks started popping up around my head! Who? What? When? How? I look in my friends lists and there is a "badbunny" there too! It was not until I took a 'head-count' in there that I realized this creature is my good friend, Badfish!
Boy, you got me with that one! Oh boy, I need AM coffee, rapido!
In keeping with your article above, how about: Kissimmee, Florida.
Dime Box Texas is a suburb of ''Dime Bag'' Texas and lies within the greater Ding Dong Texas area.
Well it is Arkansas for goodness sake...Please no Doxie jokes.
Somebody in my office actually drew a map of Weiner. It looks like a weiner
Do you know how many times I have driven thru that town on my way to somewhere else? Every 3 years I had to stop there to do an inspection
OMG, you inspect weiners in Weiner?
No...just the water that the wieners have to drink
they had the State Girls' Basketball Champions for awhile. Or was it bowling? My daughter's bowling team won state champions her sophomore and senior years
And the winner is...
That has to be in either New England or Great Britain
The UK.
thought so
they just don't have the same meanings for words like we do
Ok. This may not be the name of a town but I had to share.
I've been to his brother's...Skinny Dick's Halfway Inn. It's just outside of Nenana, Alaska where they have an annual contest for when break-up occurs.
Nenana Ice Classic
An interesting story:
Fucking Hell, Beer
In the western region of upper Austria, in the municipality of Tarsdorf, exists a small village famous for only one thing, its name of 800 years – “Fucking”. In previous years the town of Fucking has fought its notoriety after their most famous landmarks, the town’s 4 road signs, were constantly being stolen by British tourists. (Cont'd)
Rectum?! Damn near killed 'em!
Someone had to say it!