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Trump Babbled Like A Ten Year Old At Political Rally Tonight , Smirkily Jokes About "Organs"

  

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By:  johnrussell  •  8 years ago  •  18 comments

Trump Babbled Like A Ten Year Old At Political Rally Tonight , Smirkily Jokes About "Organs"

Your president unburdened his thoughts upon the nation this evening. Here is the text of part of it.


“I have broken more Elton John records, he seems to have a lot of records. And I, by the way, I don’t have a musical instrument. I don’t have a guitar or an organ. No organ. Elton has an organ. And lots of other people helping. No we’ve broken a lot of records. We’ve broken virtually every record. Because you know, look I only need this space. They need much more room. For basketball, for hockey and all of the sports, they need a lot of room. We don’t need it. We have people in that space. So we break all of these records. Really we do it without like, the musical instruments. This is the only musical: the mouth. And hopefully the brain attached to the mouth. Right? The brain, more important than the mouth, is the brain. The brain is much more important.”


Although there was no rhyme or reason to it, and it was stupid, he lingered over the word "organ" as he seemed to be mulling an open sexual reference. 

We are literally being led by an idiot. 


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JohnRussell
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1  author  JohnRussell    8 years ago

President Donald Trump held a rally in Montana on Thursday night and rambled for more than an hour about everything from ICE to tax reform to… Sir Elton John

At one point Trump went on one of his trusted riffs: complaining about no one congratulating him for how big the crowds at his rallies are.

“They never say I’m a great speaker,” Trump bellowed, pointing at the media attending the rally. “Why the hell do so many people come? It’s got to be something. I guess they like my policy?”

Trump then invoked Sir Elton John, famed pop star, to explain:

“I have broken more Elton John records, he seems to have a lot of records. And I, by the way, I don’t have a musical instrument. I don’t have a guitar or an organ. No organ. Elton has an organ. And lots of other people helping. No we’ve broken a lot of records. We’ve broken virtually every record. Because you know, look I only need this space. They need much more room. For basketball, for hockey and all of the sports, they need a lot of room. We don’t need it. We have people in that space. So we break all of these records. Really we do it without like, the musical instruments. This is the only musical: the mouth. And hopefully the brain attached to the mouth. Right? The brain, more important than the mouth, is the brain. The brain is much more important.”

Watch above.

 
 
 
Raven Wing
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1.1  Raven Wing   replied to  JohnRussell @1    8 years ago
"The brain, more important than the mouth, is the brain. The brain is much more important.”

Yep, that is true. Too bad all he has is a big mouth. /s

 
 
 
Dean Moriarty
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2  Dean Moriarty    8 years ago

He’s a gifted orator with a silver tongue. Thanks for sharing that was uplifting. 

 
 
 
Sister Mary Agnes Ample Bottom
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2.1  Sister Mary Agnes Ample Bottom  replied to  Dean Moriarty @2    8 years ago
He’s a gifted orator with a silver tongue. Thanks for sharing that was uplifting.

Are you going to pass some of that this way, or are you going to bogart all night.  Again.

 
 
 
Raven Wing
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2.1.1  Raven Wing   replied to  Sister Mary Agnes Ample Bottom @2.1    8 years ago

Giggle

 
 
 
bbl-1
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2.2  bbl-1  replied to  Dean Moriarty @2    8 years ago

No.  Hitler and Mussolini were great orators.  Trump is the same thing he's always been, a liar, cheat and a fraud.  And now, considering his....position....perhaps a traitor too.

This too.  One who has to constantly tell you how great they are...……………..aren't.

 
 
 
Raven Wing
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2.3  Raven Wing   replied to  Dean Moriarty @2    8 years ago
He’s a gifted orator with a silver tongue.

Maybe he should trade his silver tongue for a tin foil one. He might be able to make more sense then. 

 
 
 
Dig
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3  Dig    8 years ago

I saw a clip of this rally earlier. It was stomach turning. What a vile, disgusting person. And this is supposed to be the President of the United States? It's just so, ugh... words escape me. 

And of course there was a crowd there cheering him on. Birds of a feather, I guess.

What an embarrassment. I wish there was a way to block all video of these cult rallies of his from getting out of the country for the rest of the world to see. It's just so shameful.

What a sorry, sorry state we are in at the moment.

 
 
 
Sister Mary Agnes Ample Bottom
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4  Sister Mary Agnes Ample Bottom    8 years ago

What in torturous hell is that fool talking about?  Elton John?  Organs?  Guitars?  Breaking records?  WTF?  I started fantasizing about committing Hari Kari at the 20-second mark.

On a somewhat related note, no wonder he was voted the Wharton School's Man Most Likely to Marry Himself.

 
 
 
bbl-1
Professor Silent
5  bbl-1    8 years ago

Is Trump going down like Lenny Bruce did?

A lot of things on Trump's plate.  The Daniels thing is moving forward through the courts.  So is the Karen McDougal court filings.  And then there's that 'dirty money' thing.  What else? 

Secret meeting with Putin coming up.  Asylum?

Trump always talks about 'the fake news.'  But, if it weren't for fake news he'd still be trying to get his 'mentions' in the New York Tabloids.

As far as those who went to the rally and did their usual cheers and 'lock her ups.'  Why?  What do they expect to gain?

 
 
 
JohnRussell
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5.1  author  JohnRussell  replied to  bbl-1 @5    8 years ago

"Putin is fine. Really, he's fine"  was one of the brilliant thoughts Trump expressed last night. 

 
 
 
Kavika
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6  Kavika     8 years ago

''I have no organ''.....LOL, well that explains it, covfefe I say.

 
 
 
Raven Wing
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6.1  Raven Wing   replied to  Kavika @6    8 years ago

I don't know about anywhere else....but....there certainly isn't one that works between his ears.

 
 
 
JohnRussell
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7  author  JohnRussell    8 years ago

I always wonder, doesn't anyone in those audiences realize he is babbling? 

 
 
 
bbl-1
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7.1  bbl-1  replied to  JohnRussell @7    8 years ago

Its a convention of babblers.  Didn't you know that?

 
 

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