S E E D E D C O N T E N T
Spaceships full of little gray aliens, predators, evil insects, disturbingly sexy invading Scarlett Johanssons, even more disturbingly sexy invading David Bowies, and 17 out of 26 James Bond villains agree: Space is Earth’s undefended border. Which why Donald Trump—the only man brave enough to look right at the treacherous sun without eye protection—is saving the world by creating … S P A C E F O R C E.
xSpace Force all the way!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) August 9, 2018The AP reports that Mike Pence has been given the task of creating a sixth military service that will be “separate but equal.” Considering that term is coming from Trump, it likely means that he intends his new monster-squad to be segregated. And apparently Defense Secretary Jim Mattis is now on board with the idea of turning the “military’s space warfighting forces” over to this new command, damn the expense. Which might lead some people to say … what space warfighting forces? Because … what?
Because spacesuits and laser beams, that’s what. And also why. Maybe even a little bit of how. In any case, it will look Just Like This below.
Hold onto your wallet. This whole thing smells like a Trump administration grift or fraud opportunity. Follow the money.
Will he order Pence to make sure all alien crafts have a gold plated toilet in case his fat ass wants to take a tour?
No, but I'm sure he has standing orders for him to be the first one to "interrogate" any green skinned alien women we may find. From then on other alien races came to believe that grabbing someone you meet by the crotch is the earths intergalactic greeting.
Reagan’s Star Wars is finally gaining some traction. He was a visionary. Won’t be long before we have lasers on satellites.
Reagans "Star Wars" was a monumental waste of resources and we are a long way from have laser space battles. Our imagined version of them is so far from the actual physics of a laser space battle it's not even funny. Trumps proposed Space Force is a joke, and a bad one at that.
He should rename it Space Farce
How do you know ?
Stuff like that is supposed to be an "Uber, Mega, superduper Secret" thing. Did the MSM spill the beans again ?
It will be a sequel to "Space Balls" with Lone Starr and Barf having to battle the inept President Donald J. Skroob.
If you watch the original you can't not see the similarities between Skroob and Trump. Trump often looks like he's been "beamed up" by the same transporter that put Skroob's ass in the front.
If Trump is involved, it should be called balless .
"Why didn't anybody tell me my ass is this big?"
There are so many great quotes from that movie.
"Scotty beamed me twice last night"
I heard a new name for that today
chocolate starfish
..... get your Preacher “Eugene” on ..... Cinnamon ring
Pence was previously told that he was in charge of "domestic and foreign policy" while Trump was going to "make Russia great again." Now it seems that Pence is also in charge of the universe which is rather apropos for a theocrat.
Did anyone else notice the comment Republican Troy Balderson made after the close election seems to leave him in the lead in Ohio's 12th? He said he would work to "Keep America great again". I'm sure the poorly educated Trumplodytes won't see anything wrong with that sentence.
He wanted to claim that trump has already succeeded in making America great again, but also use the original phrase. He succeeded in looking really stupid.
Sort of like, "Suddenly, last Summer", lol
I prefer: " Suddenly. ...the Wheels are in motion" !
Future of warfare will be in space. While it may or may not already be taking place depending on if you believe some conspiracy theories... orbiting weapons systems will/are? be utilized. Even if it is kinetic energy weapons like the "rid of God" where they drop tungsten rods from space that can hit with massive force. That will be the space force ... until we actually get space ships. If we don't already have them that is
"Beam Me Up, Donnie"...
Neither was the Air Force at one time and yet ...... we have an Air Force.
Neither was the Department of Homeland security and yet ..... we have a DHS
Neither was NASA and yet ..... we have NASA
etc, etc, etc .....
I don't get it, everyone is making fun of an actual effort to get back in space, which is what I believe we should be doing,
Making a major push back into space no matter if it is military, civil, or commercial that is what our next move is, unless everyone thinks we should just stay on this overcrowded planet getting into everyone else's face until something blows up.
Partisan politics. If Obama had suggested this ..... it would be genius with most of these naysayers.
Take it to the bank, cash the check.
Maybe he's just trying to give Pence a way to get closer to God.....