Should I be Concerned?
Found this in the fridge this morning. Spouse was not entirely happy with me last night... something about becoming a "baseball widow", and then something ominous about missing Mass. So my questions are, should I be concerned? Is this a warning? A shot across the bow as they say? Are those indeed critical pitching fingers?
Since most of my professional forensic analysis skills were gained by way of viewing the first 5 seasons of the hit Showtime series "Dexter", I have concluded that those MUST be fingers in the baggie as clearly who in their right mind would actually save leftover hot dogs in the refrigerator for later consumption? Not sure to whom those may have belonged, but upon close examination and a bit of deduction they do not appear to be mine. Certainly can't rule out the possibility that the gardener was trimming the hedges again last night after a 12-pack beer bender, except for the fact that I am the gardener.
So my friends, any input on this mystery would be greatly appreciated.
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Hot dogs are already fully cooked when we buy them, then we cook them again to our desired crispness or something an arson investigator might take pause with.
Those two fingers look like they need another quick grilling.
Waste not, want not, lol.
That's my boy!
Btw when we find ourselves with left over hotdogs but no buns,
the boss splits them in half and uses regular bread or hamburger buns
and calls them 4 finger sandwiches........
No kidding.
Sounds like the introduction to a Greek tragedy.... but I digress....
On a related note, before I lost a great deal of weight, the back of my neck looked like a pack of hot dogs.
If you have the right condiments, that makes a pretty tasty meal
Dear Friend Freewill: Keep me posted on developments in this Tale of the Pup.
Will you remain in the dog house?
Was it Col. Mustard in the bun room, with sauerkraut?
Were relish, or ketchup accessories before, during or after the fact?
What about condiment collusion?
Do you wish you had an Oscar Meyer Wiener?
Following this mystery closely.
Frank Furter - Red Hot Private Eye.
If upon closer inspection, one of those dogs is indeed deliberately shorter than the other, then clearly it's a case of territorial marking (in other words, those are HER dogs) and you should back up off them.😊
Weenies of the world unite...Wiki Warrior Wonder Wiener is checking to see if those wieners belong to anyone that she knows...
A little on the stubby side and Wala, It's Hebrew National, she answers to a higher authority.
Mystery solved.
Hilarious!
E.
Raises hand.
Look...in my defense, there's only the two of us now. When you have an 8 pack of wieners, cook them all and save what you don't eat. I prefer my dogs grilled so Mr G grills my dogs and then I can heat up a couple of leftovers for tomorrow night's dinner.
Dear Friend Trout Giggles: Mrs. E. and I have graduate from being a family.
We returned to being a couple.
Things look and are handled differently when there are just the two of us.
As with seasons of the year, stages of our lives each have their own challenges and charms.
Here is to the best of it for us both as couples with time remaining.
Peace, Abundant Blessings and the Best of Things to Come.
Enoch.
I know exactly what you mean. And cooking for two is not near the same as cooking for 4. When the boy was a teenager, I was cooking for 10. LOL!
Dear Friend Trout Giggles: Having been on both sides of that cooking for ten I can only smiles, nod and agree.
E.
IMO the best divorce lawyers are Dewey, Swindle, Cheatham and Howe. Call today if you want to keep the house...
The trick is file first. A good strategy is to consult all the best lawyers then hire the best so none can take her case.
All of Donald Rumps' attorneys are from the firm Squeezem, Fleecem, Skinem, and Skip
I'd call the Police...….Like NOW !