Beto Shows the world he's just like everyone else except no guy from Texas cooks a burger on the stove in August when every Texan has a grill on their patio.
Burgers on an English Muffin? Well, I guess...since there's broccoli on the plate. Ewwwww
Three frying pans for 5 burgers? Maybe, instead of running for President...he can make an appearance on Worst Cooks in America on the Food Network...they learn quite a bit on that show!
Thought he was part of the "green new deal" nut brigade? 3 burners for 5 burgers cannot be energy efficient.
Wait...you're right! He is touting the 'green new deal' BS, errr, I mean...mantra. Is that beef he's cooking? Another, GND no-no. As for the burners...well, that is a gas stove, so maybe he's trying to use up all of the natural gas before starting the GND.
And they say a "college education" is worth nothing anymore !
Pretty "THIN" burgers.
Does this mean we are going to have a week's worth of articles about Beto's hamburgers? All that will do is make everyone hungry.
Burgers on an English Muffin? Well, I guess...since there's broccoli on the plate. Ewwwww
Three frying pans for 5 burgers? Maybe, instead of running for President...he can make an appearance on Worst Cooks in America on the Food Network...they learn quite a bit on that show!
I was wondering what bread he was using. Guess he has to prove how cultured he is. No regular hamburger buns for him!
Thought he was part of the "green new deal" nut brigade? 3 burners for 5 burgers cannot be energy efficient.
Wait...you're right! He is touting the 'green new deal' BS, errr, I mean...mantra. Is that beef he's cooking? Another, GND no-no. As for the burners...well, that is a gas stove, so maybe he's trying to use up all of the natural gas before starting the GND.
I noticed that too. No mistaking those nooks and crannies.
Yeah i did to. Weird and probably gluten free as well.
Beto is such a tool!
Did his "College Education" not teach him that more than two burgers will fit in one pan ?
And how do you cook a burger
If it's in a pan, a minimum of 4.
It doesn't require "ASS-burger disease" to figure it out !
Why don't Texans have houses?
How do you cook a burger?
I use my George Foreman grill, and it's made me a super heavyweight boxer
Barbarians cook outside.
And some Texans.
You do get that this is a joke article?
Does tofu consumption diminish the ability to take a joke?
It's probably one of those veggie burgers .... some of which aren't too bad in a pinch.
Veggie burgers... what are you Beto ORourke or something?
Yes, i'm Beto and i'm coming for your women .......
On a English muffin yet....
I know .... weird eh?
Tops only or bottoms as well .... ????