Advertising that Appears in the Right Margin -->

  

Category:  The Zoo

By:  al-jizzerror  •  one week ago  •  30 comments

Advertising that Appears in the Right Margin  -->
That one poor girl is shit-faced.

There are several ads along the side of my screen.   ------>

The ad on top is for fake (stronger) Adderall.  I bet Donald Trump and Donald Junior are good customers.

The second ad tells men they won't need Viagra if they fuck the woman in the picture once a day.

512

The third ads says if I eat a bunch of gross looking shit (pictured) I'll lose 44 pounds of belly fat in ten days.

The next ad says doctors are amazed that a mom smeared shit on her face to remove wrinkles.

512

Then there's an ad that claims Chuck Norris will kick your ass if you retire.

The last ad is my favorite.  It shows Biden feeling Hillary's breasts and she's hoping they're not on camera.

Is everyone seeing this advertising or are you seeing completely different content?  Has anyone clicked on the Ads?

WTF are they really selling?  Does NewStalkers get paid for "clicks throughs".

Does getting shit-faced really get rid of wrinkles?


Tags

jrDiscussion - desc
[]
 
al Jizzerror
Sophomore Guide
1  author  al Jizzerror    one week ago

I hate advertising.

Butt since I want to use NewStalkers for free, I have no problem with their entertaining advertising.

 
 
 
Ender
Professor Principal
1.1  Ender  replied to  al Jizzerror @1    one week ago

I use to just laugh about them.

One time I had ads for a fat belly, gastro problems and trouble in the bedroom.

I thought, are they trying to tell me something?   Haha

 
 
 
Ender
Professor Principal
1.1.1  Ender  replied to  Ender @1.1    one week ago

Now it is an alternative to Botox.

They must think I am really falling apart.

 
 
 
devangelical
Professor Principal
1.2  devangelical  replied to  al Jizzerror @1    one week ago

so, all those asian girls don't really want to fuck me???

 
 
 
Sister Mary Agnes Ample Bottom
Professor Guide
1.2.1  Sister Mary Agnes Ample Bottom  replied to  devangelical @1.2    one week ago
so, all those asian girls don't really want to fuck me???

Not unless you live in Plano, TX.  If I catch you in Plano TX for any reason whatsoever, consider your ass new-mown grass.

 
 
 
Hallux
Sophomore Principal
2  Hallux    one week ago

Sheesh, I get ad/pics of 2 teen Vietnamese gals looking for an older man who needs to lose weight which is bizarre as one could rake leaves with my body ... anywho, thanks Henry 'Perrie' Miller but maybe next time an Anais Nin link if you want to click-bait me.

256

Henry and Anais

 
 
 
charger 383
Professor Quiet
3  charger 383    one week ago

If your Ads annoy me. I probably won't buy your product 

 
 
 
GregTx
Sophomore Quiet
4  GregTx    one week ago

Huh? Mine were for Asian and Russian women looking for men my age and Aderall substitutes. I'm sure there's a perfectly logical algorithm at play..../s 

 
 
 
sandy-2021492
Professor Principal
4.1  sandy-2021492  replied to  GregTx @4    3 days ago

Funny how the Aderall substitutes all seem to consist of glitter.  Since when were glitter bombs medicinal?

 
 
 
charger 383
Professor Quiet
5  charger 383    one week ago

I always get this one for a stoned looking girl with a pill on her tongue 

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
Sophomore Guide
5.1  author  al Jizzerror  replied to  charger 383 @5    one week ago

800

 
 
 
Split Personality
PhD Principal
6  Split Personality    one week ago

OMG! I get ones for dead people.

 
 
 
Sister Mary Agnes Ample Bottom
Professor Guide
6.1  Sister Mary Agnes Ample Bottom  replied to  Split Personality @6    one week ago
OMG! I get ones for dead people.

Like funeral homes, or casket sales, or what?

 
 
 
Split Personality
PhD Principal
6.1.1  Split Personality  replied to  Sister Mary Agnes Ample Bottom @6.1    3 days ago

Last night or this morning in a dream

I had a flashback to an afternoon spent with Truman Capote and relatives in Baltimore MD

before we younger people walked down to the infield of the Preakness

to feel the thunder of a dozen racing horses rippling through our slightly drunk bodies.

Lo and behold, I log on to NT this morning and there's a seed about Truman.

Cue the music from the Twilight Zone...

 
 
 
Sister Mary Agnes Ample Bottom
Professor Guide
7  Sister Mary Agnes Ample Bottom    one week ago

Ever tapped on one of these ads accidentally?  I never knew I could be stalked by an ad.  It didn't matter where I was on the internet, ads for Asian women with really big boobs looking to meet older men in my area seemed to be everywhere!  

I'm grateful, however, that the advantages they provide NT far outweigh the disadvantages.  And some of them are damn funny.    

 
 
 
Ender
Professor Principal
7.1  Ender  replied to  Sister Mary Agnes Ample Bottom @7    one week ago

I have. Several times.

Go to hit the up button...

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
Sophomore Guide
8  author  al Jizzerror    one week ago

It turns out that the "barely legal teens in my area" may have been bare butt Matt Gaetz discovered that they weren't legal.

800

 

 
 
 
Jeremy Retired in NC
Senior Participates
9  Jeremy Retired in NC    one week ago

That's why I use an adblocker.  I don't see the ads on this site, I don't get the advertisement videos on Youtube or any of that sh!t.  

 
 
 
sandy-2021492
Professor Principal
10  sandy-2021492    one week ago

For a while, it was some weight loss thing that promised to help me lose 40.5 pounds per month.  That's a very specific goal, isn't it?  Why not aim for 41?  Or think people won't be happy with a nice round number like 40?

 
 
 
Hal A. Lujah
Professor Expert
11  Hal A. Lujah    one week ago

I switched to exclusively using my phone for NT.  The stupid ads all end up below the comment section where I never go anyways.  Problem solved … except for the stupid feed the pig and stop texts stop wrecks add on the home page and that I accidentally hit all the time.

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
Professor Principal
12  Trout Giggles    one week ago

Today I'm getting boiled bananas and some old woman's wrinkly face

 
 
 
Duck Hawk
Freshman Silent
13  Duck Hawk    one week ago

I'm so glad I use and Ad Blocker...Gawd knows what I would be looking at.... jrSmiley_123_smiley_image.gif

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
Sophomore Guide
15  author  al Jizzerror    one week ago

Wow!

They're advertising some crazy shit.

800

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
Sophomore Guide
16  author  al Jizzerror    one week ago

I think I'm gonna puke....

800

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
Sophomore Guide
17  author  al Jizzerror    one week ago

Twist my arm.

800

 
 
 
Hallux
Sophomore Principal
18  Hallux    one week ago

Somehow I don't think selling cupcakes keeps this site going so it gets a pass from AdBlock which in itself has become an irritant.

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
Sophomore Guide
19  author  al Jizzerror    one week ago

Her's another new ad:

800

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
Sophomore Guide
20  author  al Jizzerror    4 days ago

This ad speaks for itself.

512

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
Sophomore Guide
21  author  al Jizzerror    3 days ago

Try not to puke.

512

 
 
 
Split Personality
PhD Principal
21.1  Split Personality  replied to  al Jizzerror @21    3 days ago

or moldy calcified cashews,,,eww

 
 
Loading...
Loading...

Who is online


23 visitors