Orangutan Grabs Man Taunting Him

  

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By:  john-russell  •  3 weeks ago  •  14 comments

Orangutan Grabs Man Taunting Him

Fool tried to taunt the orangutan and ended up whimpering for his life. 

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Ape-solutely not! This orangutan took matters into his own hands when a zoo visitor jumped over a fence to taunt the animal. ‘The visitor wanted to take a video, create content without permission,’ the zoo manager told Newsflare.





















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JohnRussell
Professor Principal
1  author  JohnRussell    3 weeks ago

He went ape on the dude. 

 
 
 
Kavika
Professor Principal
2  Kavika     3 weeks ago

The dumb ass is a sure Darwin candidate.

 
 
 
Freefaller
Professor Participates
2.1  Freefaller  replied to  Kavika @2    3 weeks ago

Sorry Kavika but to be a candidate you have to be unable to breed afterwards (seriously it's a rule).

 
 
 
igknorantzrulz
PhD Quiet
3  igknorantzrulz    3 weeks ago

what link do you reference?

 
 
 
JohnRussell
Professor Principal
3.1  author  JohnRussell  replied to  igknorantzrulz @3    3 weeks ago

I thought I had it up but maybe not

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
Professor Principal
4  Trout Giggles    3 weeks ago

People are so damn dumb. Apes in a zoo are not cuddly like Clyde

 
 
 
Ender
Professor Principal
5  Ender    3 weeks ago

He almost bit his foot...

Probably the same kind of idiot that would back himself off a cliff trying to get a selfie.

 
 
 
Freefaller
Professor Participates
6  Freefaller    3 weeks ago

I am hopeful this idjit learned something from this encounter but at the same time am somewhat doubtful

 
 
 
Buzz of the Orient
Professor Principal
7  Buzz of the Orient    3 weeks ago

Too bad we can't treat those who taunt us on this site similarly.  "Points" are not nearly as effective. 

 
 
 
igknorantzrulz
PhD Quiet
7.1  igknorantzrulz  replied to  Buzz of the Orient @7    3 weeks ago

whose foot do you wish to bite...?

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
Professor Principal
7.1.1  Trout Giggles  replied to  igknorantzrulz @7.1    3 weeks ago

Can I just bite off an ear?

 
 
 
Buzz of the Orient
Professor Principal
7.1.2  Buzz of the Orient  replied to  igknorantzrulz @7.1    3 weeks ago

LOL.  Feet are not my fetish.

 
 
 
igknorantzrulz
PhD Quiet
7.1.3  igknorantzrulz  replied to  Trout Giggles @7.1.1    3 weeks ago

huh?  i cant hear ya

 
 
 
Thrawn 31
Professor Guide
8  Thrawn 31    3 weeks ago

Orangutan gonna fuck you up boy.

For real, based on that one pic, the orangutan is a beast. I am a pretty strong guy and no way in hell would I wanna fuck with that thing. 

 
 

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