A Little Humour - Really Necessary These Days
A Loving Relationship
A group of women were at a seminar on how to live in a loving relationship with their husbands. The women were asked, "How many of you love your husband?"
All the women raised their hands. Then they were asked, "When was the last
time you told your husband you loved him?"
Some women answered today, a few yesterday, and some couldn't remember.
The women were then told to take out their cell phones and text their
husband - "I love you, Sweetheart."
Next the women were instructed to exchange phones with one another and read
aloud the text message they received in response to their message.
Below are 12 hilarious replies. If you have been married for quite a while,
you understand that these replies are a sign of true love. Who else would
reply in such a succinct and honest way?
1. Who the hell is this?
2. Eh, mother of my children, are you sick or what?
3. Yeah, and I love you too. What's wrong?
4. What now? Did you wreck the car again?
5. I don't understand what you mean.
6. What the hell did you do now?
8. Don't beat about the bush, just tell me how much you need.
9. Am I dreaming?
10. If you don't tell me who this message is actually for, someone will die.
11. I thought we agreed you wouldn't drink during the day. (My personal
favorite!)
12. Your mother is coming to stay with us, isn't she?
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My brother, who is 4 1/2 years older than me, emails these things to me, and I thought we could all use a laugh these days.
LOL, twelve good ones.
personally , i have had #11 happen .....I paid for that ...
Very funny.
Awesome! Thanks for the giggle
Haha. I think that would be most people's response. I love you...Ok, what is going on....
The secret to a long life
A tough old cowboy from Texas counseled his granddaughter that if she wanted to live a long life, the secret was to sprinkle a pinch of gun powder on her oatmeal every morning.
The granddaughter did this religiously until the age of 103, when she died.
She left behind 14 children, 30 grandchildren, 45 great-grandchildren, 25 great-great-grandchildren, and a 40-foot hole where the crematorium used to be.
LOL. Good one, great surprise ending.