MAGALOOONS are throwing "Nip-Splits" over the shooting down of UFOs
Category: News & PoliticsBy: eat-the-press-do-not-read-it • one month ago • 21 comments
Have you noticed the vicious attacks on the administration for shooting down the Chinese Balloon, and the other Unidentified Objects that flew over our country and Canada?
Maga Lunatics' foghorns are blasting nonstop 24/7 screaming on social media that Biden is starting a "Galactic War" with an Interstellar Federation that will wipe us out for this slight.
And, all along, I thought that MAGAS only thought about tearing things down, and setting them on fire. My, my I am so naive.
They want their UFOS protected from Biden. It is another example of his inability to govern. Who would have "Thunk it?"
Marjorie Taylor Green has her panties in a "cursing" uproar over Biden's decision (based on his military advisors) to "green light" NORAD to shoot down the "Unknown Objects Flying in our air space.
MJG admitted to reporters that "Now, I may never get a ride home."
And, that Americans, would be America's Greatest Tragedy!
It's time for Bernie Sanders to employ the ''Jewish Space Laser'' against the Magaloons.
Is that a Girl Scout cookie ?
MagaLoons sounds like the better cookie
MagaLoons sounds like the better cookie
5 ½ thousand flaked Qanon-nuts
⅔ coup all-purpose WHITE power
¼ teaspoon stupidity
1 (14 ounce) can sweetened condensed Southern charm
2 teaspoons pure conservative Christian vanilla extract
Gather all ingredients on the day the government will be certifying the election for your opponent.
Preheat the rally oven to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C). Line kookie sheets with parchment paper or aluminum foil making sure the eye holes are still visible.
Stir together Qanon-nuts, white power, and ignorance in a large bowl. Mix in sweetened condensed Southern charm and pure conservative vanilla extract using your hands until well blended.
- Use a kitty litter scoop to drop dough onto the prepared kookie sheets. MAGAroons should be about cat turd size.
- Bake for 120 to 150 minutes at the preheated rally, until Qanon-nuts are toasted and ready to attack the capital.
Star Wars was the "Warning"!
The wisest amongst us have been preparing. Have you?
It is only a matter of time. Even Cruise got on board, in the blockbuster documentary, "War of the World", and inspirational "Film Noir" (No Air).
ET is here, prepare or "Be Ware"! Wear your Mormon "Magic Underwear", 24/7. Do not wash it.
Eating organic grapes is helpful, too.
We're doomed anyway, because some scientists say the Earth's core has stopped spinning!
But that may not be a problem.
Earth’s inner core may be reversing its rotation
WebJan 23, 2023 · Earth’s inner core may be reversing its rotation Such a turnaround might sound bizarre, but isn’t likely to have profound effects on life Scientists have proposed that Earth’s solid inner...
Does that mean that the Earth's inner core is By-Polar? That would explain a lot!
I think you might be right.
I have suspected for some time due to the flip-flopping behavior of the Weather, but I didn't want to judge.
Perhaps, it could be treated with tons of Sertraline. It has done be a great service. I am no longer a spinning Dervish. Now I waddle. It is less fun, but, according to my shrink, an African Witch Doctor, "Shrinking Heads are what binds us!"
My "Sauce" (a wino living in the basement of the Washington Monument (Steve Bunions) recently revealed on his "Potty-cast", the Stinking Truth, that we are all doomed and should be gloomy, or, we will not fit in when they come for you.
"Don't stare. It angers them," advise Professor Jonathan Livingston Pigeon-Poo, "Doctored", who served as an Advisor to "Dirty Diaper Donnie's", Space Force, now available on Fox TV Network News, for only $8.00 per month.
If you think I am "NUT", you might be right! I had a vision that Kansas City would win.
Why would be shooting these aliens down without first asking if they are simply seeking asylum?
That is a wise, in fact, historical solution, "Don't Shoot Until You See the White of Their Eyes". That policy worked in the Revolutionary War. Why wouldn't it be good advice now?
We still eat with wooden spoons. At least, the more refined among us do.
MTG is an intergalactic witch?
OK... that's too much. I surrender.
No, no, that is correct. She is a WITCH, and much, much more.
She is a WITCH
We don't want her.
People who eat celery stalks from their shoes are immune.
Our "sauces" are saying that we must stay alert, they claim another attack upon the Capital with pitch forks is brewing and this time it will bring out all of the "WHACK- OHS", not like "the Jan 6th picnic", they warn.