Vatican officials 'embarrassed' after leading Indigenous delegation to wrong secret vaults - Walking Eagle News
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March 30, 2022
Officials from the Vatican are apologizing after a delegation of Indigenous people were led to the wrong secret vaults while on a tour.
The delegation, which includes First Nation, Inuit and Metis leaders, are in Rome to meet with Pope Francis and seek an apology for the Catholic Church's role in residential schools.
"We thought, hey, we're probably not going to apologize but since you're here did you want to come see the cool Indigenous stuff we sto—I mean, the cool stuff we were gifted from Indigenous people over the years?" a spokesperson for the Holy See said.
"And then, Oopsie Dei, wouldn't you know it, we took them to the wrong secret vaults!"
Members of the delegation say the mix-up began when they were mistakenly taken to a secret vault containing the Papal Rubies. The gaffes continued when a Vatican official took the group to secret vaults for the Holy Diamonds, the Sacred Gold, the Divine Sapphires, and the Chamber of the Apostolistic Cashola, before finally reaching the secret vault containing Indigenous artifacts.
However, when the delegation asked about files related to the residential schools system they were told that those are in another secret vault, two Vaticans over, and they can't find the combination for the lock just now.
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Pope Francis was seen heading out the secret Vatican door the a gifted headdress.
oops, this is the vault where we put all the treasure looted from european jews in the 20th century. oops, this is the vault where we put all the gold, silver, and emeralds from church sponsored genocide the new world. oops, this is the vault where we put all the skulls from those blasphemous protestants up north. oops, this is the vault where we put all the treasure from the far east. oops, this is the vault where the catholic male clergy that work here in the vatican molest children, have sex with each other, and jerk off. oops, this is the vault where we keep the property deeds and the take from all the collection plates around the world. can you come back tomorrow?
I forgot to mention the vatican's vast porn vault...
How much did you have to contribute to view it?
no, I don't care for that particular type of thumper entertainment, but I do like to watch them handle vipers...
I avoid anywhere that has the odor of mackerel.
the entrance is probably closest to the vending machine that sells the papal lotion and kleenex...
I love the Apostolic Cashola and 2 Vaticans over.
Great piece of writng
the church of the immaculate looters...
And the winner of Bestest Grifter is:
A - The Vatican
B - DJT
C - Pas Moi, I'm in jail and not touching the soap Stevie
And the Vatican wins again.
They've been on a winning streak for 16 centuries and have overstayed their welcome.
They have overstayed their welcome a couple of centuries ago.
that bullshit religion is headed for the exit ...
Seriously how many secret vaults does one need and if they are part of tours are they really secret.
The DaVinci Code exposed their greatest secret.
Ha, I knew it, it's Movie Time.
In my case it's ALWAYS movie time. These days I'm watching 2 movies a day, mostly ones I've never seen before, but now and then a favourite that I have.
I love borrowing DVDs from the library.
They have many, many more secrets. that don't mean shit.
panhandling with a collar...
There are the secret and the really secret vaults, Freefaller.
Lol, underdstood (wink, wink, nudge, nudge)
nuns?
Why the fuck would I care about anybody's mythology and superstition?
(Yep, I get that way sometimes).
Beats me, why would you?
Probably because religion was beat into me as a child.
Your comment 5. and 5.1.1 seem contradictory.
I never missed a sunday or vacation bible school in the summer until I was around 14. then my mom got invited by the preacher to join a "bible study group" that turned out to be a wife swapping club. no more church on sunday for us. now it's only weddings that have ever gotten me into the hypocrite clubhouses.
as long as they're fucking for geezus, they think they're in the clear...
it's a bullshit religion. in europe a lot of the mackerel snapper priests have wives and kids. wtf?