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Trump Argues Toy Shortages Easily Overcome By Making Servants Dance

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Via:  bob-nelson  •  14 hours ago  •  9 comments

By:   The Onion

Trump Argues Toy Shortages Easily Overcome By Making Servants Dance

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It will be the Holidays... so let them eat cake.



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original WASHINGTON—Acknowledging that his tariff hikes could result in a frozen supply chain this holiday season, President Donald Trump claimed Friday that any toy shortages Americans experienced could be easily overcome by making the family's servants dance for their children's enjoyment. "Maybe instead of 30 dolls this Christmas, children play with the life-size human figurines they already have," said the commander-in-chief, noting that when he and his siblings were growing up, they often kept themselves entertained with nothing more than a couple of old, beat-up chambermaids whom they berated into acting foolish for their amusement.

"Why do children even need dolls when they can play dress-up with the undocumented help, make the day laborers kiss—whatever fun act of humiliation they can imagine. For generations, kids were perfectly content just demanding their housekeepers perform for them under threat of being fired. I guess it was a simpler time." Trump went on to state that he had even set aside one of his favorite childhood maids for his grandchildren to debase.


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Bob Nelson
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1  seeder  Bob Nelson    14 hours ago

Well, of course...

Servants must be useful for something!

 
 
 
Buzz of the Orient
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1.1  Buzz of the Orient  replied to  Bob Nelson @1    6 hours ago

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JohnRussell
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2  JohnRussell    14 hours ago

Trump will buy 30 dolls for his grandchildren at Christmas, as long as he can use someone else's money. 

 
 
 
Ozzwald
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2.1  Ozzwald  replied to  JohnRussell @2    13 hours ago
Trump will buy 30 dolls for his grandchildren at Christmas, as long as he can use someone else's money.

$30!?!?!?  He'll by them for a total of $5 from Temu, and will exclude them from his tariffs.  jrSmiley_91_smiley_image.gif

 
 
 
Bob Nelson
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2.1.1  seeder  Bob Nelson  replied to  Ozzwald @2.1    13 hours ago
He'll by them for a total of $5 from Temu

... and sell them on Truth Social for $100 each. With a MAGA sticker.

 
 
 
Ozzwald
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2.1.2  Ozzwald  replied to  Bob Nelson @2.1.1    9 hours ago

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Sean Treacy
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2.2  Sean Treacy  replied to  JohnRussell @2    13 hours ago

At least trump recognizes the existence of his grandchildren, which is a low bar to clear to be a decent person and our last president couldn’t even clear it.

 
 
 
Bob Nelson
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2.2.1  seeder  Bob Nelson  replied to  Sean Treacy @2.2    12 hours ago

"Conversations" with MAGA_True_Believers© here on NT have become a total waste of time. MAGA_True_Believers© almost never propose anything; they deny, deflect, derail. They waste everyone's time. I, for one, have decided not to let them waste any more of my time. From now on, I will simply copy/paste this in response to "standard" MAGA_True_Believer© Comments.

Be well.

 
 
 
devangelical
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3  devangelical    14 hours ago

 
 
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