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South African President Says Skulls Of Murdered White Farmers Just Halloween Decorations

  

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Via:  gregtx  •  last year  •  4 comments

South African President Says Skulls Of Murdered White Farmers Just Halloween Decorations
CAPE TOWN — In response to public outcry accusing the country's regime of engaging in genocide, South African President Cyril Ramaphosa assured people that skulls of murdered white farmers were just Halloween decorations.

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CAPE TOWN — In response to public outcry accusing the country's regime of engaging in genocide, South African President Cyril Ramaphosa assured people that skulls of murdered white farmers were just Halloween decorations.

Concerns were raised after white farmers sought to flee the country and find refuge elsewhere, leading President Ramaphosa to clarify that the decomposing skulls displayed in piles outside the land once owned by white farmers were just festive decor.

"Halloween happens during the summer here in South Africa," Ramaphosa told reporters. "Traditionally, we are a people who take great pride in our Halloween decorations. The decaying human skulls you see mounted prominently along the road are simply there as early decorations to get people into the spirit of Halloween. They look realistic, don't they?"

The South African government has faced harsh criticism in recent months for its treatment of white families, with Ramaphosa explaining that the song "Kill the Farmer" was not an anthem intended to call for the killing of farmers. He emphasized that the decapitated skulls were similarly mistaken for something they were not. "Yes, we murdered white farmers and placed their skulls in piles," he said. "But that doesn't mean we murdered white farmers and put their skulls in piles. We're just getting a head start on Halloween this year with some delightfully ghoulish decor. That's all."

At publishing time, Ramaphosa had also explained that the invitations people received for the "White Farmer Assault & Rape Festival" should not be taken as an incitement for anyone to perpetrate violence.


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GregTx
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1  seeder  GregTx    last year

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Buzz of the Orient
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2  Buzz of the Orient    last year

That piece of shit African President calls Israel an Apartheid nation - Israel, wherein the citizens are not only Jewish but Christian, Muslim, Druze and whatever else, where Arabs have at least one party in the Parliament, where Arabs are mayors of villages and towns, where an Arab sits as a justice on the Supreme Court, where Arabs are teachers, doctors, nurses, etc and he poses a complaint with the International Court of Justice against Israel.  I don't know why Trump even gave him the time of day. 

 
 
 
Split Personality
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2.1  Split Personality  replied to  Buzz of the Orient @2    last year

Platinum, iron ore and diamonds probably...

You appear to be identifying Israelis by religion, not race.

The African President correctly points out that there are only 25,000 blacks in a country of 9.4 million  (0.0026)

in a country literally only 140 miles from the African continent.

 
 
 
Buzz of the Orient
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2.1.1  Buzz of the Orient  replied to  Split Personality @2.1    last year
"You appear to be identifying Israelis by religion, not race."

You are right.  I did not even think of race - and so if 25,000 blacks is not enough, how many black citizens are necessary for Israel to NOT be apartheid.  As it happens, I also know that there are Chinese Israeli citizens.

"...in a country literally only 140 miles from the African continent."

So what?  Is there some required ratio?  Does he have comparative statistics for Egypt, Jordan, and other African nations along the Mediterranean?

 
 

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