Trump Names Ghislaine Maxwell Attorney General
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Trump with his new Attorney General and two other associates. (Davidoff Studios/Getty Images)
WASHINGTON ( The Borowitz Report )—In what experts are calling one of the most remarkable comebacks for a convicted sex offender in recent memory, on Friday Donald J. Trump announced that he was replacing Attorney General Pam Bondi with Ghislaine Maxwell.
Explaining his decision, Trump said, "Pam said there’s a client list, and Ghislaine said there isn't. So I have decided Ghislaine would be better at this job than Pam."
In another stunning reversal of fortune, Trump announced that Bondi would be taking Maxwell’s place in prison, adding, “I wish her well.”
He said he was confident that Maxwell would receive speedy confirmation by Senate Republicans, noting, “If they confirmed Hegseth they’ll confirm anyone.”
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If he can appoint Robert F. Kennedy Secretary of the U.S. Department of Health and Human Services, why can't he appoint Ghislaine Maxwell Attorney General?
Exactly!
Maybe she'll replace Ivanka next.
Not Blond enough.
Not Blond enough?
Well, you might be right! 🤓