Envoy From Greenland Offers to Meet Stephen Miller
"He'd like to meet Mrs. Miller as well," a Greenlandic government spokesman said.
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NUUK, GREENLAND (The Borowitz Report)—In a friendly gesture by Greenland, on Monday a special envoy from the territory offered to meet White House deputy chief of staff Stephen Miller.
"Our envoy has expressed a strong desire for face-time with Mr. Miller," said Greenlandic government spokesman Hartvig Dorkelson. "He'd like to meet Mrs. Miller as well."
The spokesman did not elaborate on logistics for the meeting, saying only that it would "most likely involve lunch."
"If the meeting goes well, we hope it will whet our envoy's appetite for other members of the Trump administration," Dorkelson said. "We would enthusiastically welcome JD Vance."
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what an entitled little shit
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Envoy from Greenland knows who is actually running the government.
Sounds like the envoy is hungry. Better bring nausea pills
For Stephen Miller? I'd have suggested a cross, a stake, and holy water.
I meant the bear.
But the bear should bring all the vampire paraphernalia, too
Maybe some silver bullets....just in case.
Good idea
and a necklace of garlic cloves
With a little luck this will be the envoy from Greenland...
Okay, but what's she going to do with that dagger?
It's not a dagger it's a stake (Mr. Pointy) and it is just in case Stephen Miller gets too close.
your image isn't coming thru for me. I bet it was funny
Now THAT'S a switch. I'm the one who can't open a lot of images posted on NT, but I can see Ozzwald's.
Is it Buffy the VAmpire Slayer?
The one and only.
I like that show. It's a guilty pleasure
I have a not so nice story about the actress, Sarah Michelle Gellar, who plays Buffy. When she was in Toronto she wanted to visit the Ontario Science Centre, where my ex-wife was working at the time. She insisted that all the public who were there be removed from the Centre so she would have it all to herself. She was told that there was NO WAY that would be done.
I have heard, at that time, both she and Nicholas Brendon (Xander) were not very pleasant people to be around. One hopes their attitudes have improved with age.
... 7 silver bullets, all hollow points, in a 9mm semi-auto ...