JD Vance unable to discern booing at Winter Olympics from booing every other day of his life
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MILAN, ITALY – United States Vice President JD Vance was reportedly unaware of being booed during the Milano Cortina 2026 Winter Olympics opening ceremonies, due to the fact that he is already relentlessly booed nearly 24 hours a day.
“No, I didn’t notice anything different, why do you ask,” responded VP Vance as thousands of otherwise-festive athletes, Olympians, and dignitaries loudly jeered him to his face. While the crowds’ displeasure echoed through San Siro stadium during the parade of participating countries, sources report that Vance has grown so accustomed to being vocally derided by strangers that he couldn’t tell the difference.
“People boo me when I give speeches, when I walk down the street, and especially when I enter the Oval Office,” reported Vance, blinking back tears. “You’re gonna have to be more specific.”
Sources close to the controversial Vice President, whose favourability rating still sits well below 46%, claim that he is booed so frequently that “he has gone ear -blind to it”.
“Sometimes people don’t even realize JD is in the room , and they just start booing instinctively,” reports Second Lady Usha Vance. “The doctors say it’s related to a medical condition they call ‘negative charisma’, which JD has had since birth.”
Back in Milan, spectators at the opening ceremonies report that the celebratory mood returned after the American VP vacated his spectator’s box to use the washroom, but resumed immediately as he returned to grab the phone he’d left behind.
Reached for comment, Vance insisted that he had no idea why everyone in the European stadium had apparently booed him, before noting that “they’re all godless communists and single women who’re letting their racial purity be diluted by foreigners.”
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Not to worry J.D. ... even MAGA will boo you and themselves when you and they growup.
Not satire...NBC and Peacock censored the boos and added an applause track
Really?
Your story is satire but he really did get booed and those 2 media outlets censored the boos
The boos were certainly evident on CBC's coverage up here.
Yep, it really has gotten this bad in the United States.
Morning Fishy...yep they most certainly were booed, whistled and jeered at..all caught on live TV.. including the commentator stating.."oh oh..that isn't applause they are booing and jeering the VP"..
Then it comes out that NBC dubbed it with applause..talk about manipulation..🤣
All the big media are in this administration's pocket
Morning Trouty...
The media had great delight in showing it here.. actually made headlines but it was a slow news day...
that doesn't sound like satire
I heard a commentator describe Vance perfectly a couple of days ago: Obnoxious jerk
Yep, exactly right.
I have choicer words
I'm sure you do. I do, too, but this is a family website.
LOL
I used up my weekly ration of curse words on Monday
That was quick.
yeah...well...I'm surprised I didn't get suspended
no worries, I've got plenty you can have ...
It's too much fun having you around!