Is Baron Trump IVANKA'S SON, or "The Slovenia Porn Star, Melanoma"?
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By: eat-the-press-do-not-read-it • 5 months ago • 23 comments
"Dirty Diaper Donnie" , I am told by my hallucinations, asked Howard Stern on his "Live with Howard Stern" show: "Howie, We-We, is it wrong to be more attracted to your daughter than your wife"?
Howard, somewhat of a "SEX FEISH" himself, smiled but wisely did not respond.
I have posed this question to my esteemed colleague, Jonathan Livingston Pigeon-Poo, "DOCTORED ", CEO & FLOUNDER of the
"Bird Droppings Institute, a Think Tank for Morons, No Idiots, please" , located in Mildew, Oh-Ho-Ho where there are NO JOBS, not even BLOW JOBS!
Come on down and visit. We are located just a RIGHT TURN from COMMONSENSE, right dab next to the Sewage Plant.
NEWS TIP From "Broke My Back Mountain :
"Dirty Diaper Donnie" is coming down to lecture us all with his whip and Army of Ice.
It gets hot here in Mildew, Oh-Ho-Ho, so we be looking forward to ICE to "Come on Down"!
"Of course, 'Dirty Diaper Donne', aka Donald J Trump, the CHILD RAPIST, is a SEX FIEND, and would bang a cardboard box if necessary.
Well, if anyone knows about sexual exploitation, it is no other than the "Not So Esteemed" , Jonathan Livingston Pigeon-Poo, "Doctored"!
Like Trump, Pigeon-Poo spouts SHAT, and says he knows everything there is to know about rape and grifting. Donnie is going to teach us how to do dat!
You see, Jonathan Livingston Pigeon-Poo is the CEO & FLOUNDER of the 'BIRD DROPPING INSTITUTE - a Tink Tank for Morons, No Idiots Please"!
it be located just a sharp turn from "COMMONSENSE", right dab next to the "Twilight Zone", where I spend my summers.
Mildew is a quiet borough buried deep underground and was once visited by none other than George Washington, who desperately needed supplies, weapons, and, according to the "Not So Good" Doctored Pigeon-Poo, a hooker. Although I was unable to verify that.
Now, this may shock and upset some folks, but we must remember that George was a young man, with needs, too. Besides, he had "wooden teeth"!
Not every PRESIDENT was Kosher!
Some, like #45, "Dirty Diaper Donnie," are all about the "grift", and sex, and corruption, and lying, and committing every crime known to mankind!
If you like this well-written "FABERGE OF THE FACTS! I sprinkle a little on me every time I go to JAIL.
Are you on the right track , not the LEFT track? They be "sinners"!
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SEND M O N E Y , Honey! I ain't doing this fer fun! No MONOPOLY MONEY, either . I am as dumb as some folks say I is! I am dumber.
Howsomever, my cadre of Incompetent INVESTIGATORS, Ghouliani , Stephen Gay Blade Miller, and Pam Bondeye , must be fed. I can't keep them in the dungeon forever! Although, I really, R E A L L Y want to!
If you like my posts, check me out, not out of the NUT HOUSE, again, but at "EAT THE PRESS-DO NOT READ IT" @TheNewsTalkers.com!
"The WORLD will little know what I wrote, here", but it can NEVER forget what "Dirty Diaper Donnie" did, here.
Do you have any idea the cost of the clean up after Trump's visit?
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Hey, at 84.5 years old, I feel LIBERATED finely, and need to express myself to bright people, not "DUMB ARSES"!
all the dating coaches that melania hires for him won't change barron's life long fondness for underage boys ...
Amen, to that, Brother.
The Trump Family is a cluster fuc of thieves!
Immeasurable. Some of the damage he and his Mafia have caused is beyond repair.
I look forward to the painful extraction of past due accounts, plus exorbitant interest from trump's billionaire friends ...
Trump's financial schemes must be STOPPED!
Time to "WINDOW" Dirty Diaper Donnie. He is SHATING up the entire globe.
Trump is TRASHING America with orders from PUTIN, and Elongated Muskrat, who has had numerous phone calls with PUTIN.
Neither can be trusted, and both want control.
That's why he needs a ballroom, so he is s afe. He needs a padded chin strap, as do his Kult, so their chins aren't all banged up by his "ball" room.
Make perfect sense to me. Thank you for the clarification. I would like to REAM him!
A busy PRESIDENT, like "Dirty Diaper Donnie", needs his sleep when he is exhausted from screaming at reporters, lying profusely, berating Journalists, and blaming others for his current crises!
I am looking forward to his ETERNAL SLEEP, which I assume is in HADES!
I can't wait for the WAKE, can you?
by stalling legitimate prosecutions
John Russell, you always FLOOR me with your post. Thank you!
Well, at least he is admitting he SHOULD have been in jail.
Do people still use "greased up baseball bats" for that purpose? I want to buy one.
"Little Johnnie Jump Up" EDU-MA-KAT-ING Red Necks in a Bar filled with MAGA LUNATICS. Talks about sweating that one out.