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"Dirty Diaper Donnie", according to my "sauces," Steve Milled-Her and
JD ("No Pants") Vance has it on very good, but questionable authority that Trump bites the noodle, too.
Whatever, in salvation that means. I suspect it means something dirty, don't you? But I don't know, because I am an Angel for MAGA LOONS.
"Dirty Diaper Donnie" likes Blue Angels, too, especially if he can mess with them.
Do you want, or worship a PRESIDENT that messes with your Angel? I don't. I want one that is not a PSYCHO.
Right, "Yes, in the space below", and don't forget to send MONEY, Honey. We ain't doing this for the fun of it.
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Sincerely,
Jonathan Livingston Lipszetes!
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Don't like it? Put it in your pocket and set your pants on fire. Remember, Donald J. Trumper is blowing everything down with a "Huff and Puff", and letting his pants fall into the green algae just to blame someone else for doing it.
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That stuff is deadly!
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maga elite probably get a hall pass for CPAC and RNC conventions ...
Algea, my favorite Romantic Song. I could play it all night, sometimes, all day, and even in Church, especially at the "CHURCH OF THE HOW BIG IS YOUR WALLET, HOW SMALL IS YOUR BRAIN", where I grew up...er...threw up!
And, where Reverend Oral Fleeces doesn't give a damn. It's all about MONEY with him.
The crowd at the Great American State Fair on the Saturday afternoon before the 4th of July.
Good schtick! Keep it up!
Thanks. I usually do it lying down. I am lazy like our KING "DONNIE RUMPT BUTT", but I don't smell as bad.
Biden still sounds better than Trump
"Trump could care less."
Exactly. He is not in this for anything but himself.
A trained chimpanzee is more articulate than "Dirty Diaper Donnie. Donnie has too much "Bull Shat" dripping out of his orange face, which makes it difficult to understand the dumb thing.
you have to love that audience participation.
Oh, I do! I love tiny, tiney, empty places. Most places refuse to let me in. Why is that?
You shine to brightly on things that they want hidden.
Thanks, Thomas. I get the impression that someone is constantly trying to access my password.
Tumpers are devoted to Trump smell, even if it comes from HELL!
Dean Cain’s patriotic Ferris wheel flex gave a bird’s-eye view of President Donald Trump’s attendance problem.
The former Superman actor, who joined ICE last year, posted photos from atop the fair’s Ferris wheel on the National Mall, praising the view and the event.
“I don’t like heights, but the view from atop the Ferris Wheel at the Great American State Fair is awesome!!!” Cain wrote on X .
In another post , he shared a wide shot from above the fairgrounds toward the Washington Monument.
“View from atop the Ferris Wheel at the Great American State Fair!!”
But the aerial view was not exactly the packed patriotic spectacle organizers might have hoped for.
Instead, the image revealed long strips of mostly open grass between the event’s white pavilions, with clusters of visitors scattered across the lawn rather than the large crowds expected at a “world-class” celebration of America’s 250th birthday.
When one X user replied, “Was it well attended?” Cain simply answered, “Yep.”
But the photo seemed to say considerably more than his monosyllabic reply.
The posts came as the White House-backed fair has already been dogged by reports of sparse crowds, power problems, melting ice cream, and empty booths for several states and territories that declined to participate.
Cain later appeared on Fox News from the fairgrounds, where he blamed Democratic governors for refusing to celebrate the country.
“I think it’s just a, ‘I hate Trump, and I won’t do anything that celebrates this current administration,’” Cain said. “And it’s embarrassing.”
Yes, CAIN, you and Trump are both EMBARRASING!
Which one do you think is the most embarrassing?
"CAIN"?
Or,
"DONNIE ALWAYS FUC'UP"!
I can't choose because I am the commentator. But you can.
This is Walter Concrete, signing off, way the freakin' off-off, thank you!
Send MONEY, HONEY, I ain't doing this for fun...well, maybe for a little fun.
Cain...because the stupid man can;t even get a TV gig anymore he had to join ICE. Isnt; that guy like in his 60's?
YES, CAIN, you are embarrassing.
Yep, and according to my "sauces" , Miss Linseed Graham Cracker, he is quite jealous of Dean.
Ain't that "LOVE-ER-LY", when "Dirty Diaper Donnie" drops another load, and messes up everything he touches.
When are the 30% of MAGAS going to WAKE UP? When someone steals their home and kicks you out? It is happening now!
Donnie is an EXPERT at Fugazing everything!
Trump posted this on his social media today
Hopefully he will set it down and stop his continuous fucking with it...
Protesting is NOT enough!
Trump showed us how to do it, "Slice the Reflecting Pool", but this time with Agent Orange, and continue every day until Donnie is gone.
I only suggest this technique for my "Country Tiess - A-Vee", so that we may all do so on TV.
Time is of the essence.
Shredded glass in his drinking water may help with that growling throat, then Donnie can sing as well as dance for his MAGA LOONS.
It's just an idea, a thought, no pressure. It's only a suggestion. Don't call ICE.
However, I think it would be "Tit for Tat", if the American Citizens working together "ICED", ICE!
It's the Christian thing to do, or so my Hallucinations have suggested. They are nice hallucinations, not the bad ones that "Dirty Diaper Donnie" gets when he sits on his GOLD TOILET THRONE!
Dear GOD:
Can't you at least BREAK HIS BACK?
Is "Dirty Diaper Donnie" still alive? I heard that he was with The Walking Dead.
I think Donnie meant, "SHAT IT DOWN", that is what he does!
Before Trump is done America is going to be Broke Bank Nation...
We, the People of America, can shut this MFer down!
Hammer away, every minute of the day at "Dirty Diaper Donnie", and expose his SHAT FARM! Trump is a T H R E A T to the USA, and to the World.
Another "BROKE BACK MOUNTAIN" epidemic, I suspect.
Donnie is a Flip-Flopper, don't ya know? According to my "Sauces", JD "No Pants" Vance and his new amour, Miss Lindseed Oil Pecker Head, Senator, and a Fruit Cake. Yep, Buddy, it is true.
I'd enjoy watching trump flopping around ...
Donnie does his BEST FLIP FLOPPING in the Reflection Pool full of Algae. Trump loves algae and Herpes.
T-Rump is a bit odd. Well, to be honest, completely ODD!
Sorry, folks, I have to go! My medical advisers, "Dr. Ding-Dong & Dr. A-Ling," say it's time for my lockdown.
According to my "salty sauces", Ghouliani on his DEATH BED, claims that it is real, they are wearing masks so no one knows their names.
Do you know their names?
The baldheaded guy on the right, front is Steve Mill-dust. He, too, is ready to go, or so my distorted "senses" say.
The one sitting on the right next to "Dirty Diaper Donnie" is his WIPER. That is JD (No Pants) Vance. And he is not very advanced, don't ya know?
I know, because neither am I!
JESUS doesn't LOVE Donnie, only SATAN does.
His new theme song is Knights In White Satan...
more like knights in walmart white cotten sheets ...
Oh, that is my FAVORITE SONG that I HATE!
Sometimes, one has to hate. "KNIGHTS in White Satan". Now, that is a good one to HATE!
Amen, devangelical, every time I go into Walgreens, I see a WHITE SHEET walking the aisles carrying a cyst over their shoulder.
And an "I LOVE TRUMP" SIGN on their back.
And you know what'll you'll find under that white sheet?
Unfortunately, many of our NewsTalkers.com correspondents may see our work as shameful, but we, as American Patriots, must move forward.
Who else is going to SAVE AMERICA but you and me!
...Little Johnnie Jump Up
Green Algae? Is that what JD VANCE always has between his two front teeth?
My Fellow "NewsTalkers.com" have suggested that I should change my name, since the new, temporary AG is looking to punish folks who do not idolize "DIRTY DIAPER DONNIE"!
I do not.
I see Donnie as a T H R E A T to the United States of America and the FREE WORLD.
The temporary AG, arse wiper, sees it another way. He stated publicly, in a White House Men's Room, a personal, inside spy, that "anyone who speaks negatively about the ORANGE BUFFON will instantly be thrown into a JAIL CELL without a judicial decision.
He argues that since the Supreme Court ruled that "Dirty Diaper Donnie" can do any damn thing he wants to do, or say, all those who oppose Trump must shut the Fuc Up!
So, as the coward I am, at 84.7 years, I have decided that the safe thing for me to do is change my name!
Below is a short list of possible new names:
"Winthrope Meritous the Turd" (a former College friend that stunk the place up, and to this day, this hour, owes me $50.00.
"The PIGEON REPORT", an offensive, disjointed conversionalist, that admittedly makes readers from all parties THROW UP!
(That's my favorite!)
"REVEREND ORAL FLIECE", Straight from the Street & Not from the Police.
"JONATHAN LIVINGSTON PIGEON POO, Doctored"!
"Miss LYNSEED GRAHAM CRACKERS".
Oh, I forgot one: "LITTLE JOHNNIE JUMP UP", the moniker I got while in college, instead of an arse whipping. I went with the name change.
As many of us may know, even I may know, I spent a considerable amount of time at the New Jersey State Mental Institute for patients who disobeyed Donald J. Trump's plan to make himself KING OF AMERICA.
Please, for the new Jesus's sake (JD "No Pants") Vance, don't let Donnie anoint Vance as his savior for the future when Donnie is incinerated due to his LIFE TIME OF CRIMES.
"Dirty Diaper Donnie" is SLEEPING! Do you think he could do that forever?