Fauci Recommends Stopping Spread Of Monkeypox By Covering Eyes, Ears, Mouth

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  2 Comments  •  1 Like  •  9 hours ago

“WASHINGTON, D.C. - The Monkeypox pandemic has finally breached the shores of the United States, with the CDC confirming a staggering 1 infections...”

Lobbyists Concerned Over Rising Cost Of Politicians

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  5 Comments  •  6 days ago

“WASHINGTON, D.C. - In increasing numbers, lobbyists say they are not exempt from the rising costs for food, gas, and other necessities. Paying off...”

Kavanaugh Eases Tensions With Protesters By Throwing Good, Old-Fashioned Kegger

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  7 Comments  •  one week ago

“CHEVY CHASE, MARYLAND - Following the leak of the Supreme Court opinion that could overturn Roe V. Wade, hundreds of abortion advocates traveled to...”

Problem Solved: Biden Asks Each Illegal Immigrant To Please Bring One Can Of Baby Formula

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  33 Comments  •  3 Likes  •  one week ago

“WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Biden today announced his plan to address the baby formula crisis, asking each illegal immigrant to please bring one...”

Psaki to depart White House as she hands baton to her deputy

Via: GregTx  •  News & Politics  •  3 Comments  •  2 weeks ago

“White House press secretary Jen Psaki will depart President Joe Biden's team on May 13 after months of speculation.”

Ketanji Brown Jackson Up All Night Reading Biology Textbooks Trying To Figure Out What Everybody Means By 'Women's' Right To Abortion

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  10 Comments  •  3 Likes  •  3 weeks ago

“WASHINGTON, D.C., US - Leaked reports indicate that Supreme Court Justice Ketanji Brown-Jackson spent all Monday night poring over biology...”

George Orwell Kicking Himself For Not Thinking Of 'Disinformation Governance Board'

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  1 Comments  •  4 Likes  •  3 weeks ago

“HADES - Ever since hearing the news of President Biden creating a 'Disinformation Governance Board', George Orwell has been really kicking himself...”

Government Disinformation Board Determines All Criticism Of Government Disinformation Board To Be Disinformation

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  7 Comments  •  4 Likes  •  3 weeks ago

“WASHINGTON, D.C. - In its first official act, the new DHS Government Disinformation Board ruled today that all criticism of the Government...”

People Who Say They Aren't Censoring Anyone Really Mad They Won't Be Able To Censor Anyone

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  23 Comments  •  8 Likes  •  3 weeks ago

“SAN FRANCISCO, CA - Reports are flooding in that the same exact people who said that they are not censoring anybody are absolutely furious that...”

Now 11 DEMOCRATS oppose Biden ending migrant expulsion policy Title 42

Via: GregTx  •  News & Politics  •  3 Comments  •  2 Likes  •  one month ago

“Rep. Henry Cuellar became the latest Democrat to join bipartisan legislation against Biden ending Title 42, which allowed for immediate expulsion...”