America Votes To Add 'Can You Walk And Speak In Sentences' To Presidential Job Application

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  2 Comments  •  1 Like  •  3 days ago

“U.S. — Joe Biden's ugly spill at the Air Force commencement ceremony has led the American public to vote to approve adding the question”

Memorial Day weekend 2023

By: GregTx  •  Music  •  48 Comments  •  6 Likes  •  6 days ago

Just cause I feel like it....

'Florida Is A Mismanaged Hellhole And Only An Idiot Would Live There,' Says Trump

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  6 Comments  •  1 Like  •  one week ago

“MAR-A-LAGO, FL — Trump made a statement from his Florida resort on Wednesday, responding to DeSantis's announcement he was running for President....”

Nation Unsure How The Government Not Being Able To Borrow More Money Is A Crisis

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  2 Comments  •  2 weeks ago

“U.S. — As negotiations to raise the debt ceiling continue, American citizens are beginning to wonder how the federal government being unable to...”

LA Dodgers Surpass Cowboys As Gayest Team In Sports

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  13 Comments  •  2 Likes  •  2 weeks ago

“LOS ANGELES, CA — After decades of total dominance, the Dallas Cowboys have been dethroned by the Los Angeles Dodgers as the gayest team in all of...”

Republicans Win Emmy For Acting Like Government Spending Makes Them Sad

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  1 Comments  •  2 weeks ago

“WASHINGTON, D.C. — House Republicans have been awarded their very first Emmy award for outstanding performance in acting like runaway government...”

The Durham Report Indicts the Deep State—And the Media | Opinion

Via: GregTx  •  Today's America  •  8 Comments  •  2 weeks ago

“Russiagate's aim from the jump was to delegitimize, destabilize, and destroy Donald Trump's presidency.”

Under the EPA's watch, unchecked insecticides are causing another 'Silent Spring'

Via: GregTx  •  Op/Ed  •  9 Comments  •  3 Likes  •  2 weeks ago

“Because these insecticides are so widely used and persistent, we now see them building up in wildlife and contaminating water on a vast scale.”

Liberals blame Republicans, not Biden, for their pursuit of debt ceiling 'Plan B'

Via: GregTx  •  Today's America  •  10 Comments  •  1 Like  •  2 weeks ago

“Democrats are expressing concerns over concessions President Joe Biden may make to avoid a national default, including imposing work requirements...”

San Francisco Announces Plan To Release Monkeys Onto The Streets To Fling Away All The Poo

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  10 Comments  •  3 Likes  •  3 weeks ago

“SAN FRANCISCO, CA — In an effort to finally clean up the streets, San Francisco announced they will release several packs of monkeys into the city...”