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Fauci Recommends Stopping Spread Of Monkeypox By Covering Eyes, Ears, Mouth
Via: GregTx • Satire • 2 Comments • 1 Like • 9 hours ago
“WASHINGTON, D.C. - The Monkeypox pandemic has finally breached the shores of the United States, with the CDC confirming a staggering 1 infections...”
Kavanaugh Eases Tensions With Protesters By Throwing Good, Old-Fashioned Kegger
Via: GregTx • Satire • 7 Comments • one week ago
“CHEVY CHASE, MARYLAND - Following the leak of the Supreme Court opinion that could overturn Roe V. Wade, hundreds of abortion advocates traveled to...”
Problem Solved: Biden Asks Each Illegal Immigrant To Please Bring One Can Of Baby Formula
Via: GregTx • Satire • 33 Comments • 3 Likes • one week ago
“WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Biden today announced his plan to address the baby formula crisis, asking each illegal immigrant to please bring one...”
Ketanji Brown Jackson Up All Night Reading Biology Textbooks Trying To Figure Out What Everybody Means By 'Women's' Right To Abortion
Via: GregTx • Satire • 10 Comments • 3 Likes • 3 weeks ago
“WASHINGTON, D.C., US - Leaked reports indicate that Supreme Court Justice Ketanji Brown-Jackson spent all Monday night poring over biology...”
George Orwell Kicking Himself For Not Thinking Of 'Disinformation Governance Board'
Via: GregTx • Satire • 1 Comments • 4 Likes • 3 weeks ago
“HADES - Ever since hearing the news of President Biden creating a 'Disinformation Governance Board', George Orwell has been really kicking himself...”
Government Disinformation Board Determines All Criticism Of Government Disinformation Board To Be Disinformation
Via: GregTx • Satire • 7 Comments • 4 Likes • 3 weeks ago
“WASHINGTON, D.C. - In its first official act, the new DHS Government Disinformation Board ruled today that all criticism of the Government...”
People Who Say They Aren't Censoring Anyone Really Mad They Won't Be Able To Censor Anyone
Via: GregTx • Satire • 23 Comments • 8 Likes • 3 weeks ago
“SAN FRANCISCO, CA - Reports are flooding in that the same exact people who said that they are not censoring anybody are absolutely furious that...”
Now 11 DEMOCRATS oppose Biden ending migrant expulsion policy Title 42
Via: GregTx • News & Politics • 3 Comments • 2 Likes • one month ago
“Rep. Henry Cuellar became the latest Democrat to join bipartisan legislation against Biden ending Title 42, which allowed for immediate expulsion...”