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Democrats Warn That Migrants Committing Murder Could Result In More People Referring To Them By The Wrong Term
Via: GregTx • Satire • 3 Comments • 1 Like • one week ago
“U.S. — With the nation still in shock over the latest in an ongoing string of violence resulting in Americans being killed by illegal immigrants,...”
Biden Tells Aide He Had Strange Dream He Was Talking And People Were Standing And Clapping
Via: GregTx • Satire • 3 Comments • 1 Like • one week ago
“WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a moment of confusion at the White House this morning, President Joe Biden told one of his aides that he had a strange dream...”
10 Achievements Biden Will Cover Tonight During The State Of The Union
Via: GregTx • The Zoo • 119 Comments • 3 Likes • one week ago
“Another State of the Union address is upon us! As frightening as that may be to hear, it is important for the American people to hear from the...”
McConnell Acknowledges He Is No Longer Fit To Be Senator, Will Keep Being Senator
Via: GregTx • Satire • 6 Comments • 4 Likes • 2 weeks ago
“WASHINGTON, D.C. — In an emotional speech, Senator Mitch McConnell admitted he is no longer physically capable of serving in the United States...”
Biden Visits Border To Cut Ribbon For Official Border Grand Opening
Via: GregTx • Satire • 11 Comments • 7 Likes • 2 weeks ago
“BROWNSVILLE, TX — In a long-awaited move expected to generate some attention, President Joe Biden arrived at the southern U.S. border today to cut...”
New Poll Finds Presidential Race In Dead Heat Between 'Uncommitted' And 'None Of These'
Via: GregTx • Satire • 1 Comments • 1 Like • 3 weeks ago
“U.S. — According to a new national poll, the 2024 presidential race is locked in a dead heat between Democratic incumbent "Uncommitted" and...”
Facing Low Approval, Biden Promises To Start Pretending To Care About The Border
Via: GregTx • Satire • 20 Comments • 7 Likes • 3 weeks ago
“BROWNSVILLE, TX — With his approval hovering near record lows, President Biden made a trip to the Southern Border today and promised to begin...”