America Votes To Add 'Can You Walk And Speak In Sentences' To Presidential Job Application
Via: GregTx • Satire • 2 Comments • 1 Like • 3 days ago
“U.S. — Joe Biden's ugly spill at the Air Force commencement ceremony has led the American public to vote to approve adding the question”
'Florida Is A Mismanaged Hellhole And Only An Idiot Would Live There,' Says Trump
Via: GregTx • Satire • 6 Comments • 1 Like • one week ago
“MAR-A-LAGO, FL — Trump made a statement from his Florida resort on Wednesday, responding to DeSantis's announcement he was running for President....”
Under the EPA's watch, unchecked insecticides are causing another 'Silent Spring'
Via: GregTx • Op/Ed • 9 Comments • 3 Likes • 2 weeks ago
“Because these insecticides are so widely used and persistent, we now see them building up in wildlife and contaminating water on a vast scale.”
Liberals blame Republicans, not Biden, for their pursuit of debt ceiling 'Plan B'
Via: GregTx • Today's America • 10 Comments • 1 Like • 2 weeks ago
“Democrats are expressing concerns over concessions President Joe Biden may make to avoid a national default, including imposing work requirements...”
San Francisco Announces Plan To Release Monkeys Onto The Streets To Fling Away All The Poo
Via: GregTx • Satire • 10 Comments • 3 Likes • 3 weeks ago
“SAN FRANCISCO, CA — In an effort to finally clean up the streets, San Francisco announced they will release several packs of monkeys into the city...”