Sanctuary city pressured after illegal migrant allegedly burns woman alive

Via: GregTx  •  Today's America  •  11 Comments  •  1 Like  •  5 hours ago

“Calls to end New York City's sanctuary policies escalate after a previously deported migrant was arrested in connection to the death of a woman lit...”

'Ok, Who Got Me The MAGA Hat?' Asks Kamala Harris As Jill Biden Stifles Laughter

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  4 Comments  •  4 Likes  •  40 minutes ago

“WASHINGTON, D.C. — The traditional unwrapping of presents at the White House took an awkward turn this morning when Jill Biden started snickering...”

Luigi Mangione To Host Next Week's Episode Of 'SNL'

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  4 Comments  •  2 Likes  •  3 days ago

“NEW YORK, NY — In a move intended to capitalize on his popularity with the show's audience, NBC announced that UnitedHealthcare CEO killer Luigi...”

Musk Derangement Syndrome

Via: GregTx  •  News & Politics  •  30 Comments  •  4 Likes  •  2 days ago

“Move over, Trump Derangement Syndrome! It is time to make room for the latest pathology: Musk Derangement Syndrome. The hysteria has been building...”

'Elon Is Controlling Trump!' Complain People Controlling Biden

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  3 Comments  •  2 Likes  •  3 days ago

“WASHINGTON, D.C. — Elon Musk's involvement in this week's failure by Congress to pass a continuing resolution to fund the government ignited...”

The Biden cover-up is fast unraveling

Via: GregTx  •  News & Politics  •  24 Comments  •  4 Likes  •  yesterday

“We are just beginning to learn how bad President Joe Biden's mental state was and how far Democratic officials and media allies went to cover it up.”

Kay Granger's status under scrutiny after missing out on vital votes

Via: GregTx  •  News & Politics  •  2 Comments  •  1 Like  •  4 days ago

“Granger, who is retiring at the end of this Congress after serving since 1997, has not cast a vote in the House since July.”

Uh-Oh: All The Animals From The Live Nativity In Springfield, Ohio Just Went Missing

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  1 Comments  •  5 days ago

“SPRINGFIELD, OH — In an unfortunate development discovered last night, all of the animals from the live nativity scene in Springfield, Ohio have...”

Members Of Congress Explain They Need Pay Raises To Keep Up With The Inflation They Caused

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  20 Comments  •  4 Likes  •  2 days ago

“WASHINGTON, D.C. — Though Americans were up in arms when news broke that lawmakers were pushing to give themselves an increase in salary, members...”

Jeffries suggests Democrats will oppose a 'clean' funding bill

Via: GregTx  •  News & Politics  •  4 Comments  •  2 Likes  •  one week ago

“House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries (D-N.Y.) suggested Wednesday that Democrats will oppose any federal spending bill that strays from the...”