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White House Announces Inflation Doing Great If You Hold The Chart Upside Down
Via: GregTx • The Zoo • 1 Comments • 1 Like • one week ago
“WASHINGTON, D.C. — With criticism mounting regarding the rate of inflation and the increased cost of basic necessities, the White House announced...”
Mental Health Experts Confirm Sunny Day At The Ballpark 1000 Times More Effective Than Antidepressants
Via: GregTx • Satire • 7 Comments • 4 Likes • one week ago
“U.S. — Following extensive research, mental health experts have confirmed that a sunny day at the ballpark is 1000 times more effective than taking...”
Dorks Of Nation Helpfully Identify Themselves By Wearing Solar Eclipse Glasses
Via: GregTx • Satire • 35 Comments • 1 Like • one week ago
“U.S. — Dorks across the nation have begun helpfully identifying themselves for the general populace by all wearing solar eclipse glasses.”
Judge Orders Trump To Stop Noticing That The People Trying To Put Him In Jail Are Democrats
Via: GregTx • Satire • 18 Comments • 2 Likes • 2 weeks ago
“NEW YORK, NY — In a devastating blow for the defense, State Judge Juan Merchan has ordered Donald Trump to immediately cease noticing that the only...”
California workers put on notice hour cuts are coming with $20 minimum wage going into effect
Via: GregTx • Today's America • 54 Comments • 3 Likes • 2 weeks ago
“California fast-food workers are getting a pay boost to $20 an hour on April 1, but the benefits are likely going to be paired with reduced hours.”
Buttigieg dismisses idea he would run for 'demanding' POTUS office again
Via: GregTx • News & Politics • 3 Comments • 1 Like • 3 weeks ago
“Transportation Secretary Pete Buttigieg said he sees now how "demanding" the job of the President of the United States is and dismissed a future run.”