How does a president most Americans don't believe is fit to serve run for reelection?

Via: GregTx  •  Today's America  •  114 Comments  •  6 Likes  •  2 weeks ago

“HOW DOES A PRESIDENT MOST AMERICANS DON'T BELIEVE IS FIT TO SERVE RUN FOR REELECTION? A few days ago, this newsletter looked at the dramatic...”

Title 42 ends: Texas AG Paxton files for restraining order against Biden border policy

Via: GregTx  •  Today's America  •  9 Comments  •  1 Like  •  3 weeks ago

“Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton filed for a temporary restraining order to prevent a border policy allowing for migrant parole.”

Biden Reassures Americans That Someone In His Administration Is Probably Doing Something About The Border

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  1 Comments  •  1 Like  •  3 weeks ago

“WASHINGTON, D.C. — Amid lawlessness, human tragedy, and 750,000 people preparing to rush the southern border this Thursday, President Biden talked...”

Mayorkas Heads To Border To Fire Starter Pistol When Title 42 Expires

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  7 Comments  •  5 Likes  •  3 weeks ago

“BROWNSVILLE, TX — With unprecedented numbers of migrants lined up at the southern U.S. border, Secretary of Homeland Security Alejandro Mayorkas...”

Biden Taps Kamala Harris To Counteract Rise Of Intelligence

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  4 Comments  •  1 Like  •  4 weeks ago

“WASHINGTON, D.C. — In an effort to establish government oversight of the growing role of artificial intelligence in our society, President Biden...”

Nashville Shooter Manifesto Placed In Secure Crate Alongside Motive For Vegas Shooting, Epstein Client List, Ark of The Covenant

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  9 Comments  •  2 Likes  •  4 weeks ago

“QUANTICO, VA — According to anonymous sources, the trans activist manifesto of the Nashville mass shooter has been put in a top-secret crate in a...”

Randi Weingarten Explains She Tried To Reopen Schools In Opposite World

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  2 Comments  •  3 Likes  •  one month ago

“U.S. — Facing increasing criticism over her handling of school closures around the country during the COVID-19 pandemic, United Federation of...”

Buttigieg Calls On DOT To Address Inequity By Using More Gay Crash Test Dummies

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  2 Comments  •  one month ago

“WASHINGTON, D.C. — Transportation Secretary Pete Buttigieg is calling on the DOT to address a long-standing inequity by using more gay crash test...”

Raytheon Unveils New Dylan Mulvaney-Branded Patriot Missile

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  6 Comments  •  4 Likes  •  2 months ago

“WALTHAM, MA — Transgender visibility took yet another step forward today as Raytheon unveiled its new Patriot missile endorsed by transgender...”

Doctors Report Startling Rise In Testicular Injuries Among Woman Athletes

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  2 Comments  •  2 Likes  •  2 months ago

“NEW YORK, NY — A new study indicates a disturbing trend as testicular injuries in women's sports are increasing at an astounding rate. Researchers...”