Op-Ed: If We Don't Spend Trillions On Whatever Is In This Bill, We'll All Die!

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  17 Comments  •  5 Likes  •  one week ago

“Just think of it: It’s $3.5 trillion in spending. Some of it just has to be absolutely critical. Even if $2 trillion were just completely wasted on...”

Biden Announces He's Been Told He's Running Again In 2024

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  5 Comments  •  3 Likes  •  2 weeks ago

““I’ve been informed that it is my intention to run for re-election in 2024,” said the president to a large potted plant instead of the crowd of...”

San Francisco Stores Hold 100% Off Black Friday Sale

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  29 Comments  •  5 Likes  •  2 weeks ago

“In a beloved San Fran tradition, stores across the city are holding their annual 100% off Black Friday sale today, offering shoppers the...”

Fauci says US will not ban flights from South Africa for now

Via: GregTx  •  News & Politics  •  39 Comments  •  4 Likes  •  2 weeks ago

“The World Health Organization is currently meeting to discuss the variant, which is expected to be named Nu, today. It remains unclear exactly how...”

10 Things We At The Babylon Bee Are Thankful For

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  15 Comments  •  3 Likes  •  2 weeks ago

Hunter Biden raises more questions of profiting off politics and climate change corruption

Via: GregTx  •  437 River Street  •  3 Comments  •  1 Like  •  2 weeks ago

“It raises even more red flags about Biden’s business dealings with China, as he held a stake in the firm even after his father was inaugurated as...”

Trump To The Rescue: Trump Travels Back In Time To Kill More Dinosaurs To Meet Our Fossil Fuel Needs

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  2 Comments  •  3 Likes  •  2 weeks ago

““It’s the best time machine, the greatest,” announced Donald Trump as he geared up to kill dinosaurs. “It’s the only one with ‘TRUMP’ written on it...”

Rittenhouse, Sandmann Agree To Share Joint Custody Of CNN/Satire

Via: GregTx  •  437 River Street  •  8 Comments  •  2 Likes  •  2 weeks ago

“With CNN already half-owned by Nick Sandmann, the famous fake news organization will soon be giving the other half of its ownership over to Kyle...”

Will media portrayals of Rittenhouse lead to another day in court?

Via: GregTx  •  437 River Street  •  13 Comments  •  3 Likes  •  2 weeks ago

“The next chapter in the Kyle Rittenhouse story, at least from a public perspective, almost certainly will be about his legal team filing multiple...”

Biden's spending binge makes Americans poorer, just before the holidays

Via: GregTx  •  437 River Street  •  6 Comments  •  4 Likes  •  2 weeks ago

“Even before the House passed a nearly $2 trillion social spending bill last week, President Biden had promised that inflation would be a temporary...”