Biden's refusal to secure the border is killing people

Via: GregTx  •  Op/Ed  •  14 Comments  •  4 Likes  •  2 weeks ago

“Our nation has reached a grim milestone: For the first time ever, more than 100,000 Americans were killed by drug overdoses in a single year...”

'Where Did People Get The Idea It Was OK To Attack Supreme Court Justices?' Asks Chuck Schumer Wearing Big Foam Finger Reading 'KILL KILL KILL'

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  15 Comments  •  1 Like  •  2 weeks ago

“WASHINGTON, D.C. - Wearing a huge foam finger saying 'KILL KILL KILL', Senator Chuck Schumer questioned today how someone could have possibly...”

White House Attempts To Distract From High Gas Prices By Putting Up Wacky Inflatable Tube Men In Front Of Price Signs

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  1 Comments  •  2 weeks ago

“WASHINGTON, D.C. - The White House has unveiled a new plan to deal with rising gas costs by installing a wacky inflatable tube man in front of...”

Biden Administration To Provide Grief Counselors At All Gas Pumps

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  4 Comments  •  1 Like  •  2 weeks ago

“WASHINGTON, D.C. - In a move to help alleviate pain at the pump, the Biden Administration has announced a $1 billion initiative to provide grief...”

Miley Cyrus To Perform Halftime Show At Jan. 6 Committee Hearings

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  4 Comments  •  1 Like  •  2 weeks ago

“WASHINGTON, D.C. - The nation is abuzz with anticipation of the televised January 6 Committee hearing making its prime time debut at 8 p.m. ET. To...”

Biden pushes voters to polls for gun control and abortion in rare TV interview

Via: GregTx  •  News & Politics  •  7 Comments  •  1 Like  •  2 weeks ago

“LOS ANGELES — President Joe Biden says gun control needs to be on the ballot in November if the public wants to see change.”

Colin Kaepernick Transitions In Order To Make Carolina Panthers Cheer Squad

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  30 Comments  •  2 Likes  •  3 days ago

“CHARLOTTE, NC - Colin Kaepernick has made his way back into the NFL as a cheerleader for the Carolina Panthers. He will be the team's first African...”

Parents Begin Disguising School Buildings As The Capitol So Congress Will Spend Billions To Protect Them

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  41 Comments  •  2 Likes  •  3 weeks ago

“U.S. - Parents across the nation have begun disguising their kids' elementary schools as the Capitol Building in D.C. so the government will...”

NASA Scientists Discover Tiny Black Hole Between Driver's Seat And Middle Console

Via: GregTx  •  The Lighter Side/ Humor  •  1 Comments  •  1 Like  •  4 weeks ago

“Physicists have pulled back the curtain on one of life's greatest mysteries, discovering the existence of miniature black holes between a car's...”

Fauci Recommends Stopping Spread Of Monkeypox By Covering Eyes, Ears, Mouth

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  3 Comments  •  2 Likes  •  one month ago

“WASHINGTON, D.C. - The Monkeypox pandemic has finally breached the shores of the United States, with the CDC confirming a staggering 1 infections...”