'The U.S. Is Not A Banana Republic,' Says Biden While Showing Off Cool New Uniform

Via: GregTx  •  The Zoo  •  2 Comments  •  2 Likes  •  2 years ago

“WASHINGTON, D.C. — In an address to the nation, El Presidente Biden showed off his cool new uniform covered with flashy medals and assured the...”

Judge Instructs Jurors They Need Not Believe Trump Is Guilty To Convict Him

Via: GregTx  •  The Zoo  •  3 Comments  •  1 Like  •  2 years ago

“NEW YORK, NY — As the criminal trial involving former President Donald Trump winds to a close, the presiding judge instructed jurors that they...”

Kangaroos Ask People To Stop Unfairly Comparing Them To U.S. Justice System

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  6 Comments  •  2 Likes  •  2 years ago

“AUSTRALIA — Kangaroos hosted a press conference today calling for a stop to demeaning comparisons to the United States justice system.”

AOC Demands To Know Where Alito Bought An Upside-Down U.S. Flag

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  6 Comments  •  5 Likes  •  2 years ago

“WASHINGTON, D.C. — As controversy continued to swirl around Supreme Court Justice Samuel Alito, Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez demanded to...”

Here Are 9 More Extremist Flags Spotted At Alito's Home

Via: GregTx  •  The Zoo  •  173 Comments  •  7 Likes  •  2 years ago

“Justice Alito is in hot water after the "An Appeal to Heaven" flag was spotted outside his home, as well as an American flag flying upside-down....”

Savvy Restaurateur Moves To Take Over Newly Vacant Red Lobster Locations

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  3 Comments  •  1 Like  •  2 years ago

“U.S. — Resourceful restaurateur Eugene H. Krabs announced plans this week to convert the hundreds of vacated Red Lobster locations into new Krusty...”

Don't laugh: Biden thinks he's been tough on the border

Via: GregTx  •  Today's America  •  4 Comments  •  1 Like  •  2 years ago

“President Joe Biden is now trying to sell to voters the idea that he is actually tough on illegal immigration. Don't laugh, he really means it.”

Biden not fooling voters on economy

Via: GregTx  •  Today's America  •  21 Comments  •  2 Likes  •  2 years ago

“Data show that people grew far wealthier under Donald Trump than under Joe Biden, and voters know it.”

Democrats Promise There's No Way A Person Who Entered The Country Illegally Would Ever Vote Illegally

Via: GregTx  •  The Zoo  •  17 Comments  •  1 Like  •  2 years ago

“WASHINGTON, DC — Democrats assured the American people this week there's no way people who entered the country illegally would ever engage in other...”

What Luck! Biden Finds Prewritten Answer To A Completely Spontaneous Press Question Right On His Note Card

Via: GregTx  •  The Zoo  •  6 Comments  •  4 Likes  •  2 years ago

“WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Biden appeared visibly overwhelmed Thursday during an impromptu on-the-record press gaggle until he noticed the answer...”