'I've Never Felt So Alive,' Thinks Police Officer While Clotheslining Communist Ivy League Student

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  11 Comments  •  3 Likes  •  2 years ago

“LOS ANGELES, CA — After weeks of dealing with unruly and aggravated protestors, a Los Angeles police officer finally felt moments of real joy and...”

Hamas victims sue pro-Palestinian campus organizations for helping terrorists

Via: GregTx  •  Today's America  •  3 Comments  •  1 Like  •  2 years ago

“Victims of the Oct. 7 Hamas terrorist attack on Israel are suing two pro-Palestinian campus organizations, saying they hold some responsibility for...”

The inherently undemocratic administrative state

Via: GregTx  •  Today's America  •  8 Comments  •  3 Likes  •  2 years ago

“The Executive Branch was not meant to have this much legislative power and it is time for Congress to take it back.”

Hamas Thanks College Student Supporters By Promising Them A Quick Death During Global Intifada

Via: GregTx  •  The Zoo  •  3 Comments  •  3 Likes  •  2 years ago

“RAFAH — Hamas has issued a statement of thanks to American university students for their unwavering support over the past few weeks, promising...”

Ilhan Omar Paraglides Into Columbia Campus To Lead Protests

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  7 Comments  •  3 Likes  •  2 years ago

“NEW YORK, NY — In a dramatic entrance that left onlookers both baffled and concerned for their immediate safety, Congresswoman Ilhan Omar descended...”

'Israel Must End Its Illegal Occupation!' Cry People Staging Illegal Occupation

Via: GregTx  •  The Zoo  •  3 Comments  •  3 Likes  •  2 years ago

“U.S. — According to sources, college students have illegally occupied public spaces across the country to protest what they believe is Israel's...”

10 Famous Presidential Quotes If All Presidents Spoke Like Joe Biden

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  5 Comments  •  10 Likes  •  2 years ago

“Have you ever noticed that Joe Biden has a funny way of speaking? From his endearing way of retelling events that never happened to his uncanny...”

Biden Unveils Official Campaign Slogan 'Death To America'

Via: GregTx  •  The Zoo  •  6 Comments  •  2 Likes  •  2 years ago

“WASHINGTON, D.C. — After workshopping several potential slogans with Democratic focus groups, the 2024 Biden campaign has settled on "Death To...”

Columbia Protestors Clarify They Only Want Death To America After America Is Done Paying Their Student Loans

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  7 Comments  •  4 Likes  •  2 years ago

“NEW YORK, NY — As pro-Palestine groups continued to gather on campus following the establishment of the Gaza Solidarity Encampment, Columbia...”

America Honors Earth Day By Recycling Used Presidential Candidates

Via: GregTx  •  The Zoo  •  2 Comments  •  3 Likes  •  2 years ago

“U.S. — In a touching homage to Mother Earth, Americans elected to responsibly recycle two used presidential candidates for use in the upcoming...”