Selena Gomez Explains To Taylor Swift How The Federal Reserve Creates Boom And Bust Cycles Through Manipulation Of Interest Rates And Fiat Currency
Via: GregTx • Satire • 1 Comments • 2 years ago
“BEVERLY HILLS, CA — Taylor Swift was visibly shocked and stunned at the Golden Globes this year when Selena Gomez came over to her table to explain...”
Mavericks Owner Mark Cuban Makes Good On DEI Promise By Signing New Power Forward Peter Dinklage
Via: GregTx • Satire • 2 Comments • 3 Likes • 2 years ago
“DALLAS, TX — As proof he was willing to back up his strong words in support of DEI practices in business, Dallas Mavericks minority owner Mark...”
Biden Deploys Agents To Border To Help Block Journalists' Cameras
Via: GregTx • Satire • 1 Comments • 2 Likes • 2 years ago
“EL PASO, TX — In response to the growing outcry over tens of thousands of migrants illegally flooding into the United States, President Joe Biden...”
White House Explains That Biden Smeared Suntan Lotion On His Sandwich And Spread Mayo On His Face, A Simple Mistake That Could Happen To Anyone Even Someone Without Dementia
Via: GregTx • Satire • 2 Comments • 4 Likes • 2 years ago
“WASHINGTON, D.C. — The White House explained today that President Biden's horrific sunburn occurred due to him spreading mayonnaise on his face...”
Tragic: Hamas Loses Two Leaders In One Day
Via: GregTx • The Zoo • 1 Comments • 1 Like • 2 years ago
“WORLD — Hamas is reeling after losing two of their most cherished leaders on the same day: military commander Saleh al-Arouri, and Harvard...”
Texas Agrees To Two-State Solution With Austin
Via: GregTx • Satire • 2 Comments • 2 Likes • 2 years ago
“AUSTIN, TX — In what has been talked about as a "last-ditch attempt" to avoid all-out war, Texas has announced it has agreed to a two-state...”
The Biden Administration's Top 10 Accomplishments Of 2023
Via: GregTx • Satire • 3 Comments • 2 Likes • 2 years ago
“From the border to the economy, President Biden has accomplished feats in 2023 that no one ever saw coming. With so many incredible achievements...”
Democrats Disprove Claims They Will Covertly Rig Election By Rigging It In Plain Sight
Via: GregTx • Satire • 15 Comments • 4 Likes • 3 years ago
“AUGUSTA, ME — In a move designed to push back against criticism that they have a track record of rigging elections in secret, Democrats have now...”
C-Span Acquired By Pornhub
Via: GregTx • Satire • 1 Comments • 1 Like • 3 years ago
“WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a savvy financial move, internet sex-trafficking giant Pornhub has acquired the television network C-Span after realizing the...”
Southwest Introduces New C-17 Cargo Plane Capable Of Carrying Your Mom
Via: GregTx • Satire • 3 Comments • 3 Likes • 3 years ago
“DALLAS, TX — Southwest Airlines announced Friday that they have purchased a Boeing C-17 Globemaster widebody cargo aircraft that's capable of...”
