Democrats Criticize Republicans For Wasting Time Impeaching Biden When He's Probably Just Going To Be Dead In A Few Weeks Anyway

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  8 Comments  •  5 Likes  •  3 years ago

“WASHINGTON, D.C. — With the first Biden impeachment inquiry underway, Democrats reprimanded Republicans for pouncing on a decent old man, insisting...”

America cannot afford the daily influx of 10,000 new migrants

Via: GregTx  •  Today's America  •  39 Comments  •  5 Likes  •  3 years ago

“Discussing the border crisis in 2019, former DHS Secretary Jeh Johnson said that under the Obama administration, 1,000 migrant apprehensions in a...”

Trudeau Attempts To Distract From Nazi Controversy By Growing Cool New Mustache

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  10 Comments  •  1 Like  •  3 years ago

“OTTAWA — After an embarrassing incident in which the Canadian government honored a Nazi SS veteran in parliament, Canada's dictator Justin Trudeau...”

To Avoid Embarrassing Falls, Aides Will Now Transport Biden Using Presidential Hand Truck

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  16 Comments  •  3 Likes  •  3 years ago

“WASHINGTON, D.C. — The White House announced a new directive Tuesday they say will put an end to President Joe Biden's endless pratfalls once and...”

Democrats Call For New Taxes To Help Government Fight Junk Fees

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  7 Comments  •  4 Likes  •  3 years ago

“WASHINGTON, D.C. — As part of President Joe Biden's aggressive push to fight consumer junk fees, Democrat lawmakers have announced plans to raise...”

Newsom's veto of radical transgender bill shows parents are gaining ground

Via: GregTx  •  News & Politics  •  5 Comments  •  1 Like  •  3 years ago

“Gov. Gavin Newsom (D-CA) actually vetoed a radical anti-parent bill regarding transgenderism. Good. The veto says less about Newsom, though, than...”

Biden to picket with UAW members Tuesday in Detroit

Via: GregTx  •  News & Politics  •  1 Comments  •  3 years ago

“President Joe Biden will travel to Detroit, Michigan, on Tuesday to picket alongside striking United Auto Workers members.”

Paul Krugman insists economy is 'surreally good' after household incomes fall

Via: GregTx  •  News & Politics  •  6 Comments  •  3 Likes  •  3 years ago

“New government data have some unwelcome news: The public is getting poorer.”

Trump Says There Are 'Very Fine People On Both Sides' Of Baby Murder Issue

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  3 Comments  •  3 Likes  •  3 years ago

“PALM BEACH, FL — In an interview with Meet the Press, former President Donald J. Trump told moderator Kristen Welker that there are "very fine...”

Eagle Pass bridge overwhelmed by thousands of immigrants closes: 'Collapsing operations'

Via: GregTx  •  News & Politics  •  6 Comments  •  3 Likes  •  3 years ago

“AUSTIN, Texas — The small border town of Eagle Pass is facing its own Del Rio bridge crisis exactly two years after thousands of immigrants...”