Pope Francis blasts US Catholics for 'reactionary' views

Via: GregTx  •  News & Politics  •  18 Comments  •  3 Likes  •  3 years ago  •  LOCKED

“Pope Francis criticized the state of the Catholic Church in the United States, calling it "reactionary" in recent comments during a closed-door...”

Biden Urges U.S. Government To Fund Vaccine For Virus U.S. Government Funded

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  4 Comments  •  4 Likes  •  3 years ago

“WASHINGTON, D.C. — With another devastating wave of COVID-19 scheduled to arrive just in time for the upcoming election year, President Joe Biden...”

LA Mayor Karen Bass claims crime continues because 'there's profits to be made'

Via: GregTx  •  News & Politics  •  3 Comments  •  1 Like  •  3 years ago

“Democratic Los Angeles Mayor Karen Bass pointed to the profits made off of crime as the main motivator for criminals.”

Man Accused Of Trying To Violently Overthrow Government Turns Himself In Peacefully Again

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  10 Comments  •  1 Like  •  3 years ago

“ATLANTA, GA — A dangerous, psychopathic madman charged with dozens of counts of attempting to violently overthrow the government has once again...”

Fulton County Releases First Official Portrait Of The 47th President Of The United States

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  6 Comments  •  1 Like  •  3 years ago

“ATLANTA, GA — In a moment that will go down in history books for generations to come, Georgia's Fulton County has released an exclusive first...”

Weak Hurricane Hilary Performance Blamed On Russian Interference

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  1 Comments  •  2 Likes  •  3 years ago

“LOS ANGELES, CA — Once-powerful hurricane Hilary was downgraded to a tropical storm as it made landfall over the weekend. What the sources...”

Following Hurricane, California's Homeless Begin The Hard Work Of Re-Pooping All The Sidewalks

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  3 Comments  •  3 Likes  •  3 years ago

“LOS ANGELES, CA — In the wake of Tropical Storm Hilary hitting Southern California and washing away debris from the streets with torrential rain,...”

Biden Awards Hawaii Official Medal Of Honor For Saving Water During Fire

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“WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a heartwarming ceremony, President Joe Biden awarded the prestigious Medal of Honor to Kaleo Manuel for his work conserving...”

Hilary Makes Landfall, Destroying Over 30,000 Emails

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“CALIFORNIA — Hurricane Hilary made landfall today in California, quickly destroying tens of thousands of emails upon her arrival.”

Deaths Caused By Hurricane Hilary To Be Labeled Suicides

Via: GregTx  •  Satire  •  1 Comments  •  2 Likes  •  3 years ago

“LOS ANGELES, CA — As Hurricane Hilary prepares to make landfall in Southern California, the World Meteorological Organization has announced that...”