"Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies." -- Groucho
What a great time to be alive - if I were around I could make a living on political jokes alone.
if I were around I could make a living on political jokes alone.
Congress is full of political jokes making a living.
Indeed. And at the expense of the taxpayers in more ways than just monetary.
What a strange name.
Why go into politics with that talent? Just go into sales.....
"All people are born alike - except Republicans and Democrats." -- Groucho
"I read in the newspapers they are going to have 30 minutes of intellectual stuff on television every Monday from 7:30 to 8. to educate America. They couldn't educate America if they started at 6:30." -- Groucho
You can now use a voucher.
I read in the newspapers they are going to have 30 minutes of intellectual stuff on television every Monday from 7:30 to 8. to educate America. They couldn't educate America if they started at 6:30.
Test quoted comment
I looked for one that was applicable:
"Look at me. I worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty." — Groucho Marx
Said Groucho: "I am at an age where I could go any day now. That is good news. I haven't gone in three days".
"I would never join any country club which would have me as a member".
When invited to a restricted country club by a member as a guest, his daughter wanted to swim with a school mate friend there. The life guard came to Groucho and advised that the club rules prohibit Jewish people from entering the pool. Mr. Marx addressed the life guard by saying, "My daughter is half Jewish - half Christian. Can she go into the pool up to her waist"?