Donald Trump Goes Berserk At Rally, Shoots 11 Of His MAGA Cult Members (satire)
Apparently suffering a mental and psychological episode in front of a campaign rally audience last night , Donald Trump pulled an AR-15 from under the podium and sprayed the front rows of the crowd with bullets. 11 people were injured and taken to local hospitals in the city of Shitcan , Alabama, the location of the rally.
Trump was talking affectionately about the size of his brain when someone from the audience held up a poster of Nancy Pelosi with a bulls eye on it, apparently triggering Trump. He let out a freakish scream and then began pumping lead into the shocked crowd.
Elroy Futch was at the rally with his wife Sybil and his mother Edna, who were both hit by gunshot. As the two women were being taken to an ambulance, Elroy could be heard dazedly mumbling something about the Biden crime family.
Dean Grimmly, another rally goer, was shot in both his feet. As he was loaded into an ambulance he was heard saying "Jesus , help me to walk again. I made a promise to myself years ago to one day dance on Hillary Clinton's grave."
After a second or two of shocked silence , Trump resumed his speech to wild applause from the adoring crowd. "I am your retribution" he exclaimed as MAGA flags waved with joy as far as the eye could see.
Afterwards , his secret service led him to his car and before getting in Trump spoke to the assembling reporters,
"I didnt even need 5th Avenue" he said.
Trump waves to the crowd as he leaves the rally where he shot 11 people.
Tags
Who is online
96 visitors
Happy Indictment Day !
Even in that satirical hypothetical situation Donald Trump would be a better choice than Joe Biden.
Your name isn't Elroy Futch, is it?
Snort!
I think it's Vlad Futchski
I"m getting a ticket I just know it
I am so happy to see you again!
yea, like KatPen said, where the Hell you bin sister, Flying…?
Excuse me,, but trmp would end up shooting himself. He wouldn't know how to handle a gun
With the size of his hands, it is doubtful that he physically could handle a gun.
Not even a little pea shooter like I have
Pee shooter, or pea shooter?
LOL!
“ It was an honor being shot by you, Mr. President.”
On 23 January 2016, presidential candidate Donald Trump caused controversy when he stated the following during a campaign rally in Iowa:
This has been updated. Now Trump says that:
"I can encourage a violent overthrow of our elected government and I wouldn't lose voters."
To be honest I wouldn't be surprised by a psychotic break, him shooting people & saying Biden did it. I'm sorry, but I think the man is truly sick.
How could we even tell any difference?
Sometimes it makes me wonder.
This is hilarious, John!
Donald Trump Goes Berserk At Rally, Shoots 11 Of His MAGA Cult Members
If this were real, most, if not all, leftists here and everywhere else would be cheering the deaths of 11 Americans...only because they think different than them.
Who says the MAGA are a yuge conglomeration of humorless prigs?
yes, yes those offended are
if i were offended by idiots, i would steer clear of me
as i wouldn’t be able to even look in the mirror
you're no idiot
don’t call me not an idiot!
isn’t that a violation worth tickets !
Theyre MY tickets, and i won’t cher, cause i’m not very Sonny asz of late, so please, easy on the Hate, cause i love it, just can’t relate