Trump Claims The Entire World (AKA The United Nations) Is Out To Get Him
A REAL DISGRACE took place at the United Nations yesterday — Not one, not two, but three very sinister events! First, the escalator going up to the Main Speaking Floor came to a screeching halt. It stopped on a dime. It’s amazing that Melania and I didn’t fall forward onto the sharp edges of these steel steps, face first. It was only that we were each holding the handrail tightly or, it would have been a disaster. This was absolutely sabotage, as noted by a day’s earlier “post” in The London Times that said UN workers “joked about turning off an escalator.” The people that did it should be arrested! Then, as I stood before a Television crowd of millions of people all over the World, and important Leaders in the Hall, my teleprompter didn’t work. It was stone cold dark. I immediately thought to myself, “Wow, first the escalator event, and now a bad teleprompter. What kind of a place is this?”
I then proceeded to make a Speech without a teleprompter, which kicked in about 15 minutes later. The good news is the Speech has gotten fantastic reviews. Maybe they appreciated the fact that very few people could have done what I did. And third, after making the Speech, I was told that the sound was completely off in the Auditorium where the Speech was made, that World Leaders, unless they used the interpreters’ earpieces, couldn’t hear a thing. The first person I saw at the conclusion of the Speech was Melania, who was sitting right up front. I said, “How did I do?” And she said, “I couldn’t hear a word you said.”
This wasn’t a coincidence, this was triple sabotage at the UN. They ought to be ashamed of themselves. I’m sending a copy of this letter to the Secretary General, and I demand an immediate investigation. No wonder the United Nations hasn’t been able to do the job that they were put in existence to do. All security tapes at the escalator should be saved, especially the emergency stop button. The Secret Service is involved. Thank you for your attention to this matter!
A one man train wreck clown show.
Is this satire? Almost anything about Trump could be believable.
Not to him.
Oh,by the way, Trump is nuts.
Everything about Trump, including the BS he says, is satire and certainly unbelievable.
Upon re-reading it, it does sound like something from The Onion or Andy Borowitz. Trump is self-satire.
Add paranoid schizophrenia to the list of diagnoses.
This is horrible. I told them to grease the handrails on that escalator.
The MAGAS here wont come near this story. That shows you how embarrassing it is to our country.
Trump thinks the whole world hates him and it’s not his fault. Where’s my tiny violin?
Btw, they should arrest the persons responsible for the escalator and teleprompter incidents, as well as everyone associated with those people, all the way up to the top of their evil organization (aka the White House).
Trump is right ... again! /s
But then there is this:
UN says Trump escalator, teleprompter issues were actually caused by his team
LINK -> UN says Trump escalator, teleprompter issues were actually caused by his team - National | Globalnews.ca