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Pentagon Pete’s War Goons Accidentally Invade Mexico

  
Via:  John Russell  •  last year  •  19 comments


Pentagon Pete’s War Goons Accidentally Invade Mexico
Department of Defense “contractors” landed on a Mexican beach and accidentally declared it United States territory in a bizarre incident on Monday.

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Department of Defense “contractors” landed on a Mexican beach and accidentally declared it United States territory in a bizarre incident on Monday.

A group of unidentified men hammered in six signs on Nov. 17, declaring that a beach near Playa Bagdad in Northeast Mexico was “Department of Defense property” and had been classified as a “restricted area” by “the commander.” The area is roughly twelve miles south of the U.S.-Mexico border.


Heavily armed Mexican Navy personnel came to investigate the scene and discovered that the men had landed in Mexico by mistake and intended to plant the signs in South Texas. The situation was resolved without violence, and the Mexican Navy removed the signs. Pictures and videos of the incident circulated on social media over the following days.


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JohnRussell
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1  seeder  JohnRussell    last year

Hegseth described casualties as "light". 

 
 
 
Buzz of the Orient
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1.1  Buzz of the Orient  replied to  JohnRussell @1    last year

Well, after all, if that beach was on the Gulf of America rather than the Gulf of Mexico, why not?  LOL

 
 
 
Gsquared
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2  Gsquared    last year
accidentally

Sure.

 
 
 
Buzz of the Orient
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2.1  Buzz of the Orient  replied to  Gsquared @2    last year

Both Greenland and Canada should take note of that incident - it could be a practice mission.  I have a question that has been on my mind since Neil Armstrong planted the Stars and Stripes on the moon.  Does that mean that the moon belongs to America?

 
 
 
Gsquared
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2.1.1  Gsquared  replied to  Buzz of the Orient @2.1    last year

The simple answer is no.  The 1967 Outer Space Treaty prohibits any country from claiming sovereignty.

I prefer to believe that the Moon belongs to all who gaze upon it.

This article is interesting:

Who Owns the Moon?

 
 
 
Freefaller
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2.1.2  Freefaller  replied to  Buzz of the Orient @2.1    last year
Greenland and Canada should take note of that incident - it could be a practice mission.

Considering it's winter in both places, it's not a very well planned practice mission

 
 
 
Buzz of the Orient
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2.1.3  Buzz of the Orient  replied to  Freefaller @2.1.2    last year

But Freefaller, that is now, and summer will come.

 
 
 
Freefaller
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2.1.4  Freefaller  replied to  Buzz of the Orient @2.1.3    last year

Lol I doubt even our summers are as nice and warm as a Mexican beach in November

 
 
 
Buzz of the Orient
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2.1.5  Buzz of the Orient  replied to  Freefaller @2.1.4    last year

Other than Barbados and Jamaica, never having been south of the southern American border, I'll take your word for it.

 
 
 
Freefaller
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2.1.6  Freefaller  replied to  Buzz of the Orient @2.1.5    last year

Never been to Barbados myself but have been to Jamaica a couple of times (not a big fan)

Not sure exactly where you live but Isn't part of China south of the American southern border?

 
 
 
Buzz of the Orient
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2.1.7  Buzz of the Orient  replied to  Freefaller @2.1.6    last year

Barbados was where my first wife and I spent our honeymoon.  The hotel we had booked could only provide us with twin beds.  Maybe that was a harbinger of how that marriage would end up.  In Jamaica we stayed at what was originally the Playboy Club Resort.  Actually I liked Jamaica.  I don't think I'll ever forget that waterfall slide. 

I was really only thinking of the mainland Americas and those two Islands.  

 
 
 
Tacos!
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3  Tacos!    last year
the men had landed in Mexico by mistake

Definitely not a mistake. 

Department of Defense “contractors”

Secretary of Wanking hoping to cover his ass.

 
 
 
Dismayed Patriot
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3.1  Dismayed Patriot  replied to  Tacos! @3    last year
Definitely not a mistake.

0.12 miles could be a mistake...

1.2 miles could be a mistake, but... that's stretching it...

The area is roughly twelve miles south of the U.S.-Mexico border.

12 fucking miles? What the fuck?

 
 
 
JohnRussell
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3.1.1  seeder  JohnRussell  replied to  Dismayed Patriot @3.1    last year

They were looking for a scenic beach. 

 
 
 
Dismayed Patriot
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3.1.2  Dismayed Patriot  replied to  JohnRussell @3.1.1    last year
They were looking for a scenic beach. 

They were out there listening to Trump speeches imagining themselves white Christian conquistadors.

 
 
 
Tacos!
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3.1.3  Tacos!  replied to  Dismayed Patriot @3.1    last year
12 fucking miles? What the fuck?

We should probably develop some kind of Global Positioning System so this kind of thing doesn’t happen. I’m no engineer, but I bet it’s a thing we could do with satellites or something.

 
 
 
Dismayed Patriot
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3.1.4  Dismayed Patriot  replied to  Tacos! @3.1.3    last year
I’m no engineer, but I bet it’s a thing we could do with satellites or something.

Well, I heard they weren't very accurate, could only get within a few hundred meters... back in the 1980's!!!!

 
 
 
Igknorantzruls
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3.1.5  Igknorantzruls  replied to  Dismayed Patriot @3.1.4    last year
Well, I heard they weren't very accurate,

Seemed like they worked fairly well in Iran...

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
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4  Trout Giggles    last year

Anybody have a map?

 
 

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