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How To Fail At Everything Without Even Trying

How To Fail At Everything Without Even Trying


By: eat-the-press-do-not-read-it  •  News & Politics  •  26 Comments  •  4 years ago

Friends, Fellow Newstalkers.com, consider this:   There are advantages to being a "loser," there are NO expectations of success, which eliminates undue stress, that can lead to hair loss.Losers...
"You Know What's Got My Panties in a Knot?" Re-Puritans Posing as Conservative Republicans!

"You Know What's Got My Panties in a Knot?" Re-Puritans Posing as Conservative Republicans!


By: eat-the-press-do-not-read-it  •  News & Politics  •  66 Comments  •  4 years ago

Texas' Republican Senator, Ted Cruz, (the lying, Cuban immigrant) spoke eloquently on the Senate floor (literally on the Senate floor, face down into his shoe) stating that the "The Stimulus...
The History We Were Taught Is All Wrong - Jonathan Livingston Pigeon-Poo, "Doctored"

The History We Were Taught Is All Wrong - Jonathan Livingston Pigeon-Poo, "Doctored"


By: eat-the-press-do-not-read-it  •  News & Politics  •  5 Comments  •  5 years ago

For over a century historians, archaeologists, and scholastic dingbats have brainwashed Americans, except for those of us who were sleeping in class, that "Neanderthals went extinct 100,000 years...
Blaming Bob Woodward for not releasing the Audio Tapes immediately for Trump's inaction is exploding in Trump's World

Blaming Bob Woodward for not releasing the Audio Tapes immediately for Trump's inaction is exploding in Trump's World


By: eat-the-press-do-not-read-it  •  News & Politics  •  74 Comments  •  5 years ago

The Inter-Nut, blogs, Facebook, Twitter, Tic-Tock, Barrooms, and, well-vented Jails are erupting with anger directed toward Bob Woodward, Journalist, whose's newest book, Trump Is A Muther-Fukar...
Melania's Riveting Speech Set The Tone for the RNC CONVENTION

Melania's Riveting Speech Set The Tone for the RNC CONVENTION


By: eat-the-press-do-not-read-it  •  News & Politics  •  132 Comments  •  5 years ago

CAUTION:   As with all "Classified Reports" from Eat the Press - Do Not Wipe Your Bun With It , this Masterpeice Special Presentation has not been RATED! Proceed at your own risk!  If you...
When your country is the Laughingstock of the world, Republicans adapt & Elect CLOWNS

When your country is the Laughingstock of the world, Republicans adapt & Elect CLOWNS


By: eat-the-press-do-not-read-it  •  News & Politics  •  135 Comments  •  5 years ago

BREAKING NEWS- From "Broke My-Freaking-Back Mountain," with Walter Concrete, Host of Meat The Press. So, let's get right to it!  Here are Trump's new advisers: "I only appoint the best!"...
Without a QUARTER BACK, we have an Orange, Unqualified MASCOT leading this nation!

Without a QUARTER BACK, we have an Orange, Unqualified MASCOT leading this nation!


By: eat-the-press-do-not-read-it  •  News & Politics  •  195 Comments  •  5 years ago

WARNING:  If the "Truth" hurts, please, do not read this tome. Skip it! We are presenting facts, photos, and proof as we collect it for readers' consideration! If you prefer "idolization of a...
Dr. Rick Bright testified before a hostile Republican Committee, and, a Information seeking group of Democrats on his role at BARDA

Dr. Rick Bright testified before a hostile Republican Committee, and, a Information seeking group of Democrats on his role at BARDA


By: eat-the-press-do-not-read-it  •  News & Politics  •  105 Comments  •  5 years ago

Dr. Rick Bright, the booted-out scientist and expert on World Wide Pandemics and Infectious Diseases, was ignored, “blacked balled” (even though he is White) and, is on the way out of the Trump...
If someone shot Trump on 5th Ave and Killed him, his supporters would still VOTE for him.

If someone shot Trump on 5th Ave and Killed him, his supporters would still VOTE for him.


By: eat-the-press-do-not-read-it  •  News & Politics  •  8 Comments  •  2 years ago

Trump followers, like Hitler's followers, are "emotionally attached" to Donald J. Trump, a known Con Man, Tax Cheat, Serial Adulterer, Accused Child Sex Predator, and, "a deeply disturbed...
Trump Gets My Panties in a Knot

Trump Gets My Panties in a Knot


By: eat-the-press-do-not-read-it  •  News & Politics  •  68 Comments  •  5 years ago

Every time that fat, orange, ball of grease and congealed, undigestible disgust burps out one of his Mad As A Hatter rants at one of his notorious RALLY IN THE ALLEY rejection events, I get all...
Happy Now? Trump Impeached and it is still a FREAKIN' MESS

Happy Now? Trump Impeached and it is still a FREAKIN' MESS


By: eat-the-press-do-not-read-it  •  News & Politics  •  203 Comments  •  5 years ago

It's Republicans, Honey. That the problem in Nut Shells! They are the sticky goo that is f**king things up. We must scour the Earth to rid this pestilence from our Happy Mammy 'Merica, where...