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Rules of Engagement
By: Trout Giggles • The Reality Show • 32 Comments • 5 Likes • 5 years ago
“Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup”
We need to lay down some law here. There's been some lawlessness lately and the Dragons will not tolerate it. Rule #1 - Be nice. Rule #2 - No trolling Rule #3 - No taunting Rule #4 - No name calling And when you can't remember rules 2-4 refer back to Rule #1. Open for discussion
Happy Valentine's Day!
By: Trout Giggles • SiNNERs and ButtHeads • 65 Comments • 8 Likes • 5 years ago
“"Your boyfriend doesn't know you very well if he got you Snickers"”
Happy Valentine's Day, Newstalkers! Do you have big plans? Planning on chilling with your cat while you watch Netflix? We're probably try and do dinner at the local pizza joint tonight, but it may be crowded, so we might have to go pick up a Walmart pizza and bake it at home. I went to...
A Jay’s Diner Thanksgiving
By: Trout Giggles • humor • 64 Comments • 12 Likes • 6 years ago
““Come to the June Cleaver Ranch. We give you the bird for Thanksgiving”.”
A Jay’s Diner Thanksgiving By Trout Giggles and Enoch Prequel: Pilgrimage to June Cleaver’s Ranch Trout Giggles, Enoch, Chef Boiling Water Goldstein and Lucas Braze prepared for the annual pilgrimage to the June Cleaver Turkey Farm. Each year prior to Thanksgiving they drive to the ranch to...
Happy Halloween!
By: Trout Giggles • SiNNERs and ButtHeads • 251 Comments • 10 Likes • 6 years ago
“best damn holiday EVER!”
Happy Halloween Newstalkers! Do you do anything special to celebrate this glorious day? Now that my kids are all grown up and out of the house, I don't have to buy costumes, rush around the house getting dinner on the table, then getting them out the door so they can extort the neighbors for...
Fat Bear Week Tournament Getting Tense As We Enter The Quarter Finals
Via: Trout Giggles • SiNNERs and ButtHeads • 72 Comments • 7 Likes • 6 years ago
“"You almost get the sense watching her that she’s getting fatter before your eyes,"”
Good news everybody, it's Fat Bear Week. All summer, the bears of Katmai National Park and Preserve, Alaska, have been gorging themselves in preparation for a long winter's hibernation. Having successfully packed on the pounds, it's time for the public to celebrate their achievement. Every...
What is going on with the right hand side of the page?
By: Trout Giggles • Metafied • 30 Comments • 4 Likes • 6 years ago
Every morning it looks like my cat decided to write some code for Newstalkers. Then later in the day TiG shoos Stubby away from the laptop and repairs all the damage the little demon did. Is it all those movie blog thingies somebody keeps posting? Can you make them stop?
Shoot The Gap - Two Texans Die Trying 2019 Darwin Award Winner
Via: Trout Giggles • SiNNERs and ButtHeads • 60 Comments • 3 Likes • 6 years ago
“You cannot last long when the road beats you in an IQ test. Unlike the Blues Brothers, they lacked cop tires, cop engine, cop suspension--and a...”
(24 May 2019, Louisiana) Black Bayou Draw Bridge, situated six miles south of Lake Charles, was closed to car traffic and open for a boat to pass through. That drawn drawbridge presented an irresistible challenge to two Texas men, aged 23 and 32, looking for fun on Friday night. May their...
Hug a Moderator Day
By: Trout Giggles • Metafied • 28 Comments • 1 Like • 6 years ago
“"Have you hugged a moderator today?"”
I'm declaring September 6 as the official "Hug a Moderator Day" on Newstalkers. You mods really do have a thankless job and I appreciate the job you all do...and I do mean ALL of you. All of you are fair in your moderation even tho sometimes when I get a ticket I'm like "WTF??" but then I get...