RUN!! The Red Tsunami is Gigantic!

  
By:  al Jizzerror  •  3 months ago  •  278 comments


RUN!!  The Red Tsunami is Gigantic!
there was no huge "Red Tsunami" that Fox Noise and the Retrumplicans were predicting.

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It's now 12:20 AM.  The votes are still being counted.  It's extremely close.

The Retrumplicans immediately gained five House seats in Florida because of DeSantis' gerrymandering.  I won't lie.  The Democrats may have lost control of the House of Representatives.  Right now the Senate stands at 46-46.  The Democrats may have lost control of the Senate because the Retrumplicans only need to gain one seat.

Butt, there was no huge "Red Tsunami" that Fox Noise and the Retrumplicans were predicting.

I guess Trump will declare victory and still whine about fraud.

512

I'd love to see The Donald surf the above red wave.


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al Jizzerror
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1  author  al Jizzerror    3 months ago

I'm gonna pee on that Retrumplican red wave.

 
 
 
devangelical
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1.1  devangelical  replied to  al Jizzerror @1    3 months ago

hey, who spilled the dixie cup of cherry kool-aid?

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
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1.1.1  author  al Jizzerror  replied to  devangelical @1.1    3 months ago

I turned it orange when I peed.

 
 
 
devangelical
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1.1.2  devangelical  replied to  al Jizzerror @1.1.1    3 months ago

great accuracy, since it was one of those mouthwash dixie cups...

 
 
 
cobaltblue
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1.1.3  cobaltblue  replied to  devangelical @1.1.2    3 months ago
it was one of those mouthwash dixie cups...

Disappointed by the lack of hoohah. I was prepared for the red tsunami. Went around the neighborhood to gather what I could to serve evidence of the wave to the Trumper down the street. I jazzed it up some. 

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al Jizzerror
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1.1.4  author  al Jizzerror  replied to  cobaltblue @1.1.3    3 months ago
Disappointed by the lack of hoohah.

The evening started out with the GOP picking up a quick five House seats thanx to gerrymandering in Florida.

Then the Red Wave kinda fizzled out.

512

 
 
 
Ender
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1.1.5  Ender  replied to  al Jizzerror @1.1.4    3 months ago

I had to laugh at South Texas. There is one gerrymandered district that is a sliver in between two others...

 
 
 
Ender
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1.1.6  Ender  replied to  cobaltblue @1.1.3    3 months ago

I have a trumper next door. 

He is alright except he keeps parking his van in front of my house and blocks my mailbox. The mail lady is getting pissed.

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
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1.1.7  author  al Jizzerror  replied to  Ender @1.1.6    3 months ago
The mail lady is getting pissed.

Uh-oh.

I hope she doesn't "go postal".

512

 
 
 
Ender
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1.1.8  Ender  replied to  al Jizzerror @1.1.7    3 months ago

As long as she points it in his direction. At first she thought I was doing it. Told her uh no, I have to yell at my neighbor...

Then what he did was park on his other side right next the other neighbor's driveway.

I swear....

 
 
 
Tessylo
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1.1.9  Tessylo  replied to  cobaltblue @1.1.3    3 months ago

I hope you didn't drink it though.  That red shit is toxic.

 
 
 
cobaltblue
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1.1.10  cobaltblue  replied to  Ender @1.1.6    3 months ago
blocks my mailbox

Typical of how some trumpers behave. They're proud to be socially inept and say fuck you to the societal norms. This is where I am: If I see a grocery basket left in a parking spot, a rude trumper left it. If some idiot doesn't flush the toilet in a public restroom, an ignorant trumper did it. If someone parks over the line after I've parked and I have to climb over the passenger seat to get to behind the wheel, a worthless trumper did it. It's a shame.

 
 
 
cobaltblue
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1.1.11  cobaltblue  replied to  al Jizzerror @1.1.7    3 months ago
"go postal"

Hope she stays within the letter of the law. [Did that get your stamp of approval?]

 
 
 
Tessylo
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1.2  Tessylo  replied to  al Jizzerror @1    3 months ago

Here's a true vision of a republican red wave

 
 
 
devangelical
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1.3  devangelical  replied to  al Jizzerror @1    3 months ago

the last time I experienced a red wave of that magnitude, somebody made me go to the drugstore for them...

 
 
 
cobaltblue
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1.3.1  cobaltblue  replied to  devangelical @1.3    3 months ago
somebody made me go to the drugstore for them...

You're a good man. I was with a wonderful man for decades who would move heaven and earth for me but refused to go purchase feminine products for me. I mean it. We were in Vegas once and I asked him to go to the shop downstairs and get me a box of tampons. He refused. I couldn't believe it. He told me when we began dating he wouldn't ever do that, but I thought he was just being a funny asshole. It made me laugh at the time. I stomped my foot in that hotel room. Nope. I went and sulked in the bathroom while pondering out loud how I was even going to makeit downstairs without soiling. He opened the door and threw in a sock. No lie. One of the funniest people on earth, but he was an asshole about that one thing. 

 
 
 
devangelical
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1.3.2  devangelical  replied to  cobaltblue @1.3.1    3 months ago

it's all about the math to me. 1 minute of embarrassment versus a lifetime of frustration biologically triggered every month in somebody's mind for decades. the worst part was the smug cashier and her ever so slight smirk at the sight of a totally humiliated and emasculated male standing before her. I made up for it, later ...

 
 
 
cobaltblue
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1.3.3  cobaltblue  replied to  devangelical @1.3.2    3 months ago
I made up for it, later .

Do I wanna know? 

 
 
 
Tessylo
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1.3.4  Tessylo  replied to  devangelical @1.3    3 months ago

I'm glad I don't have to deal with that bloody mess anymore

 
 
 
devangelical
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1.3.5  devangelical  replied to  cobaltblue @1.3.3    3 months ago

uh, probably not, .... but I'll tell you anyway. think friendly fire incidents...

 
 
 
Ozzwald
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1.3.6  Ozzwald  replied to  devangelical @1.3    3 months ago

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al Jizzerror
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1.3.7  author  al Jizzerror  replied to  devangelical @1.3    3 months ago
somebody made me go to the drugstore for them...

I knew a guy in college who was too embarrassed to buy condoms and he was hoping to finally get laid.

So I accompanied him to the drugstore, popped a box of Trojans on the counter and announced to the girl behind the counter (in a loud voice):  "My friend here needs these rubbers 'cause he's gonna lose his virginity tonight!"  She laughed her ass off.

I hate condoms butt when I need them, I like the ones that are "ribbed for HER pleasure".

Butt, I wear them inside out for MY fucking pleasure.

 
 
 
Drinker of the Wry
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1.3.8  Drinker of the Wry  replied to  al Jizzerror @1.3.7    3 months ago
Butt, I wear them inside out for MY fucking pleasure.

LoL.

I knew a guy in college who was too embarrassed to buy condoms and he was hoping to finally get laid.

Were the gas station vending machines too expensive for him?

 
 
 
devangelical
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1.3.9  devangelical  replied to  al Jizzerror @1.3.7    3 months ago

I quit my high school job as a stock boy at woolworths when I figured out I could make 10x the money selling liquor, drugs, and rubbers to the jocks.

 
 
 
Tessylo
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1.3.10  Tessylo  replied to  al Jizzerror @1.3.7    3 months ago

Did you see when Stephen Colbert and Dr. Anthony Fauci went to CVS to get their Confident bosters and Stephen told him he'd buy him condoms if he wanted?   The whole thing was hilarious.

Fauci is such a good sport

 
 
 
Tessylo
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1.3.11  Tessylo  replied to  Tessylo @1.3.10    3 months ago

Covid boosters godamnit

 
 
 
Drinker of the Wry
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1.3.12  Drinker of the Wry  replied to  Tessylo @1.3.11    3 months ago

Huh?

 
 
 
cobaltblue
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1.3.13  cobaltblue  replied to  Drinker of the Wry @1.3.12    3 months ago
Huh?

Tessy was correcting the "confident" in 1.3.10 to the intended "covid" in 1.3.11.

 
 
 
devangelical
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1.3.14  devangelical  replied to  cobaltblue @1.3.13    3 months ago

he knows that. pointless deflection is his shtick. he's lucky that al published this in his own group, otherwise he wouldn't be participating.

 
 
 
Tessylo
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1.3.15  Tessylo  replied to  cobaltblue @1.3.13    3 months ago

Yeah, fuck auto-correct and plus my tablet at home kept shutting down on me.  

 
 
 
cobaltblue
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1.3.16  cobaltblue  replied to  devangelical @1.3.14    3 months ago
pointless deflection is his shtick.

Aw. When someone is purposely attempting to make themselves irrelevant, it usually means they're lonely and no one they care about respects them. 

 
 
 
Drinker of the Wry
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1.3.17  Drinker of the Wry  replied to  devangelical @1.3.14    3 months ago

No, I hadn't read her earlier comment.  

 
 
 
Drinker of the Wry
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1.3.18  Drinker of the Wry  replied to  cobaltblue @1.3.16    3 months ago

Wow, a self-taught psychologist.

 
 
 
Ed-NavDoc
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1.3.19  Ed-NavDoc  replied to  Drinker of the Wry @1.3.8    3 months ago

When I was working at McMurdo Station in Antarctica in the medical clinic there was a obnoxious civilian construction worker who always gave my Corpsmen Hell whenever he came in, especially one petite blond young lady who was normally very quiet and reserved. One day she was working in the pharmacy where condoms were dispensed and he came in asking for a package. The young lady looked him straight in the face and politely told him "I'm sorry sir, we do not carry condoms in extra small size." This was in front of a waiting room full of patients as he turned several shades of red before leaving without a word. I walked into the pharmacy and she looked like she was about to cry thinking she was in trouble with me. I proceeded to tell her "Hell girl, you did exactly what I would have done so don't sweat it." As for that construction worker, he was very polite to Medical the rest of the time he was there.

 
 
 
Drinker of the Wry
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1.3.21  Drinker of the Wry  replied to  Ed-NavDoc @1.3.19    3 months ago

Great story, thanks for sharing.  That must have been during the 'summer' when the station's population swells.

 
 
 
Ed-NavDoc
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1.3.22  Ed-NavDoc  replied to  Drinker of the Wry @1.3.21    3 months ago

You are absolutely correct.

 
 
 
Ed-NavDoc
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1.3.23  Ed-NavDoc  replied to    3 months ago

When one spends enough time there, the word cold becomes relative. It is in fact the coldest, windiest, dryest place on Earth and is classified as a desert. Extreme cold weather gear is a must during certain parts of the year. It was a fantastic place and I loved it!

 
 
 
devangelical
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1.3.25  devangelical  replied to    3 months ago

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Trout Giggles
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1.3.26  Trout Giggles  replied to  cobaltblue @1.3.1    3 months ago

Mr Giggles never had a problem with buying my personal hygiene items but I had to write down exactly what I wanted

 
 
 
devangelical
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1.3.27  devangelical  replied to  Trout Giggles @1.3.26    3 months ago

my first time I had to buy an assortment, since I had no clue about the differences. I took some shit about one of my choices.

 
 
 
Drinker of the Wry
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1.3.28  Drinker of the Wry  replied to  devangelical @1.3.27    3 months ago

Any idea why you found it complicated?

 
 
 
cobaltblue
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1.3.29  cobaltblue  replied to  Drinker of the Wry @1.3.28    3 months ago
found it complicated?

Your ignorance about the subject matter is showing. And one should tread lightly when bringing home the wrong product for the "occasion." Is this another on-purpose obtuse moment? And this doesn't even show sponges, cups, etc. And the sizes: heavy, medium, light. I admire dev and his bravery. 

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Ender
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1.3.30  Ender  replied to  cobaltblue @1.3.29    3 months ago

And here I thought tampons were used to soak in tequila and stick up...

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
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1.3.31  author  al Jizzerror  replied to  Ender @1.3.30    3 months ago
stick up...

Holy shit!

Who rams tequila tampons up there?

I've "been around" and that sounds a little perverse to me.

 
 
 
cobaltblue
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1.3.32  cobaltblue  replied to  Ender @1.3.30    3 months ago
And here I thought tampons were used to soak in tequila and stick up

You owe me a glass of tea, a white t-shirt and half a box of Puffs!!!! Holy shit, I gotta stop drinking shit when I read some of these comments. I laughed so damn hard and loud. When I'm surprised like that, my laughter ... well ... carries.

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
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1.3.33  author  al Jizzerror  replied to  cobaltblue @1.3.32    3 months ago
You owe me a glass of tea, a white t-shirt and half a box of Puffs!

OMG!  A wet T-shirt again?  

Did you win another contest?

Long Island iced tea?

 
 
 
cobaltblue
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1.3.34  cobaltblue  replied to  devangelical @1.3.5    3 months ago
friendly fire incidents.

Don't, and I emphasize don't, get it your eye.

 
 
 
cobaltblue
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1.3.35  cobaltblue  replied to  al Jizzerror @1.3.33    3 months ago
  A wet T-shirt again?

I just love the hell outta you!!

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
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1.3.36  author  al Jizzerror  replied to  cobaltblue @1.3.35    3 months ago

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cobaltblue
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1.3.37  cobaltblue  replied to  Trout Giggles @1.3.26    3 months ago
Mr Giggles never had a problem with buying my personal hygiene items

The single reason why you've been with Mr Giggles for much longer than you haven't. Being half of the reason why your kids are amazing and impressive people is okay, but going in and asking for tampons is the bomb! (Do young people still say that?)

 
 
 
pat wilson
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1.3.38  pat wilson  replied to  al Jizzerror @1.3.31    3 months ago

Ya, that's so wrong in so many ways, aye yai yai !!

 
 
 
Ed-NavDoc
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1.3.39  Ed-NavDoc  replied to  Trout Giggles @1.3.26    3 months ago

Having spent the first 20 years of my adult life in military medical field I had no problem picking up said items for my late wife. She thought that was funny.

 
 
 
charger 383
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1.3.40  charger 383  replied to  Trout Giggles @1.3.26    3 months ago

I said give me the box they come in so I can get right ones.  After about the third emergency I kept a secret stash hidden in the toolbox 

 
 
 
cobaltblue
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1.3.41  cobaltblue  replied to  charger 383 @1.3.40    3 months ago
I said give me the box they come in so I can get right ones.

Thank goodness you were someplace where the box was available! Wish I would have been there when you came in and shoved the box at a sales person and said, "I need these ... pronto."

 
 
 
Ed-NavDoc
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1.3.42  Ed-NavDoc  replied to  charger 383 @1.3.40    3 months ago

And here I thought I was the only one that did that. Lol.

 
 
 
devangelical
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1.3.43  devangelical  replied to  cobaltblue @1.3.34    3 months ago

I was in no danger.... duh! (uh, don't forget to take out your contacts this time sweetie, just in case...)

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
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1.3.44  author  al Jizzerror  replied to  devangelical @1.3.43    3 months ago
take out your contacts

Actually the proper eyewear looks like this:

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devangelical
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1.3.45  devangelical  replied to  al Jizzerror @1.3.44    3 months ago

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al Jizzerror
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1.3.46  author  al Jizzerror  replied to  devangelical @1.3.45    3 months ago

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devangelical
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1.3.47  devangelical  replied to  al Jizzerror @1.3.46    3 months ago

the photo is of a trump supporter here, fortunately for me she's no longer active on NT...

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
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1.3.48  Trout Giggles  replied to  cobaltblue @1.3.29    3 months ago

Why do you think I was specific and wrote it down? The ignorance and obtuseness of a percentage of the male species amazes me. I guess they never had girlfriends

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
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1.3.49  Trout Giggles  replied to  charger 383 @1.3.40    3 months ago

You. Are. Brilliant.

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
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2  author  al Jizzerror    3 months ago

Has the tide turned?

Why aren't the White wingers bragging about their victory?

 
 
 
JBB
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2.1  JBB  replied to  al Jizzerror @2    3 months ago

Butt, they already have been for the last 2 years!

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
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2.1.1  author  al Jizzerror  replied to  JBB @2.1    3 months ago
they already have been

Yep.

They have been bragging about the upcoming red tsunami.

 
 
 
devangelical
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2.1.2  devangelical  replied to  al Jizzerror @2.1.1    3 months ago

 
 
 
devangelical
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2.1.3  devangelical  replied to  al Jizzerror @2.1.1    3 months ago

 
 
 
Ed-NavDoc
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2.1.4  Ed-NavDoc  replied to  al Jizzerror @2.1.1    3 months ago

Well, in all fairness I remember a alleged blue tsunami in 2018 that was supposed to occur during that midterm. It roared through the Democrat held House and fizzled out at the doors of the Republican held Senate. Stuff happens.

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
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2.1.5  author  al Jizzerror  replied to  Ed-NavDoc @2.1.4    3 months ago
Well, in all fairness I remember a alleged blue tsunami in 2018

Do you remember the blue tsunami in 2020?

 
 
 
Tessylo
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2.1.6  Tessylo  replied to  Ed-NavDoc @2.1.4    3 months ago

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Ed-NavDoc
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2.1.7  Ed-NavDoc  replied to  al Jizzerror @2.1.5    3 months ago

Yes I do but I was referring specifically to 2018. 

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
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2.1.8  author  al Jizzerror  replied to  Ed-NavDoc @2.1.4    3 months ago
Well, in all fairness I remember a alleged blue tsunami in 2018

I thought the Dems made significant gains in the US House and in a few states in 2018.

Democrats made a net gain of 41 seats in the United States House of Representatives , gaining a majority in the chamber and thereby ending the federal trifecta that the Republican Party had established in the 2016 elections .

In the state elections, Democrats gained seven state governorships, control of approximately 350 state legislative seats, and control of six state legislative chambers.

I guess it was merely a "blue ripple" because the Republicans retained control of the US Senate.

 
 
 
Ed-NavDoc
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2.1.9  Ed-NavDoc  replied to  al Jizzerror @2.1.8    3 months ago

"I guess it was merely a "blue ripple" because the Republicans retained control of the US Senate."

That is the point I was trying to get across. Maybe I was not clear enough.

 
 
 
devangelical
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2.1.10  devangelical  replied to  Ed-NavDoc @2.1.9    3 months ago

nah, everybody heard the but but but, what about, pretty clearly...

 
 
 
devangelical
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2.2  devangelical  replied to  al Jizzerror @2    3 months ago

I can hardly wait for the rig-fest concert tomorrow morning. I heard guido and the whiners will be playing...

 
 
 
cobaltblue
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2.3  cobaltblue  replied to  al Jizzerror @2    3 months ago
their victory?

I wonder if you should use a sarc tag so as not to confuse them. 

 
 
 
devangelical
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2.3.1  devangelical  replied to  cobaltblue @2.3    3 months ago

a sarc tag won't help...

 
 
 
Tessylo
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2.3.2  Tessylo  replied to  devangelical @2.3.1    3 months ago

Some are helpless/hopeless

 
 
 
Tessylo
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2.3.3  Tessylo  replied to  devangelical @2.3.1    3 months ago

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JBB
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3  JBB    3 months ago

If Mark Kelly wins Democrats retain the Senate!

Kelly is leading...

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
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3.1  author  al Jizzerror  replied to  JBB @3    3 months ago
Kelly is leading...

I think Kelly will win.

 
 
 
Tessylo
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3.1.1  Tessylo  replied to  al Jizzerror @3.1    3 months ago

He did.

 
 
 
Snuffy
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3.2  Snuffy  replied to  JBB @3    3 months ago

Kelly is leading but we won't know the results for a while yet.  Arizona counts early voting and mail-in ballots first and releases those numbers first.  The at-poll voting is tabulated and released as they get the data in.

From what I see, the Senate at this time is tied 48 - 48 with four seats yet to be called.  Georgia will go to a run-off election and Wisconsin & Nevada have the Republican candidates leading.  We have to wait for a few weeks to see what happens to the Senate. 

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
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4  author  al Jizzerror    3 months ago

FETTERMAN WON!

The Senate count is now 47-46 for the Democrats.

 
 
 
Buzz of the Orient
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4.1  Buzz of the Orient  replied to  al Jizzerror @4    3 months ago

As I said elsewhere, I hope someone shoves Don Jr.'s "mushy brains" words down his throat.

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
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4.2  Trout Giggles  replied to  al Jizzerror @4    3 months ago

Very glad to hear that one

OH! And abortion was a bigger issue in PA than inflation!

 
 
 
cobaltblue
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4.2.1  cobaltblue  replied to  Trout Giggles @4.2    3 months ago
And abortion was a bigger issue in PA than inflation!

Kentucky too, I think! The GOP fucked themselves in the ass with the reversal of Roe, but that's okay because you don't get pregnant that way. 

 
 
 
devangelical
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5  devangelical    3 months ago

tsk, tsk, tsk, looks like lauren blowbert has to go back to her old job of giving BJ's to fascists in asspen...

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
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5.1  author  al Jizzerror  replied to  devangelical @5    3 months ago

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Trout Giggles
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5.2  Trout Giggles  replied to  devangelical @5    3 months ago

ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!

 
 
 
devangelical
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5.2.1  devangelical  replied to  Trout Giggles @5.2    3 months ago

I watched her "victory" party last night when she went full on thumper and led her dozen supporters in a closing prayer that blamed those godless liberals for anything and everything. a prayer that was longer than her almost victory speech. such a good lil xtian martyr...

 
 
 
Tessylo
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5.2.2  Tessylo  replied to  devangelical @5.2.1    3 months ago

So the skank won after all.  unfuckingbelieveable

 
 
 
Tessylo
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5.2.3  Tessylo  replied to  devangelical @5.2.1    3 months ago

I'm confused.  Did the sank win?

 
 
 
Tessylo
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5.2.4  Tessylo  replied to  Tessylo @5.2.3    3 months ago

skank

 
 
 
Ender
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5.2.5  Ender  replied to  Tessylo @5.2.3    3 months ago
On Saturday morning, the result has still not been declared, despite nearly all of the ballots being counted. The Congresswoman leads over Frisch by 0.38 percent or around 1,122 votes.
 
 
 
devangelical
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5.2.6  devangelical  replied to  Tessylo @5.2.3    3 months ago

it's still up in the air and will probably go to a recount.

 
 
 
Drinker of the Wry
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5.3  Drinker of the Wry  replied to  devangelical @5    3 months ago

Comments like this make you whines about trolling so damn funny.

 
 
 
Drinker of the Wry
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5.4  Drinker of the Wry  replied to  devangelical @5    3 months ago

Apparently Tessylo’s search engine is down or she doesn’t know how to use it.

With 99% of the vote counted Boebert is ahead 162,040 to 160,918.

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
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5.4.1  author  al Jizzerror  replied to  Drinker of the Wry @5.4    3 months ago

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al Jizzerror
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6  author  al Jizzerror    3 months ago

I always stay up all night to watch election results.

I'm drinking VO and ginger ale tonight and, of course, I'm vaping weed.

Guess what I'm munching on....

512

 
 
 
Kavika
Professor Principal
7  Kavika     3 months ago

The Red Wave, LOL I've got bigger waves in my bath tub.

 
 
 
Ender
Professor Principal
8  Ender    3 months ago

I want to see that loudmouth Lake go down in flames.

 
 
 
Kavika
Professor Principal
8.1  Kavika   replied to  Ender @8    3 months ago

I hope she is beat by huge amounts. The comments that she made about the Tohono O'odham tribe were criminal.

 
 
 
Ed-NavDoc
Professor Quiet
8.1.1  Ed-NavDoc  replied to  Kavika @8.1    3 months ago

What did she say about the Tohono O'odham? I missed that.

 
 
 
Kavika
Professor Principal
8.1.2  Kavika   replied to  Ed-NavDoc @8.1.1    3 months ago

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
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8.2  author  al Jizzerror  replied to  Ender @8    3 months ago
loudmouth Lake

If she loses she will cause a tsunami of tears whining about fraud.

 
 
 
Ender
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8.2.1  Ender  replied to  al Jizzerror @8.2    3 months ago

She already said as much.

 
 
 
devangelical
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8.2.2  devangelical  replied to  Ender @8.2.1    3 months ago

she also threatened the media at her emergency press conference today. loser.

 
 
 
Ender
Professor Principal
8.2.3  Ender  replied to  devangelical @8.2.2    3 months ago
Ain't it a shame, to be shot down in flames
 
 
 
Tessylo
Professor Principal
8.2.4  Tessylo  replied to  Ender @8.2.3    3 months ago

One of my favorite AC/DC songs.

 
 
 
Gsquared
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9  Gsquared    3 months ago

It's a red ebb tide.

The battle for the House is NOT over. 

 
 
 
devangelical
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9.1  devangelical  replied to  Gsquared @9    3 months ago

there's a DOJ wild card that could come into play later on. some of those re-elected are still under investigation for that 2020 fake elector scheme.

 
 
 
Gsquared
Senior Expert
9.1.1  Gsquared  replied to  devangelical @9.1    3 months ago

Lock them up!

 
 
 
Ender
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10  Ender    3 months ago

That Walker is close to a win is unbelievable. That people would vote for that moron makes me wonder about the electorate. 

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
Junior Expert
10.1  author  al Jizzerror  replied to  Ender @10    3 months ago
That people would vote for that moron

The fucking Trumpanzees are bananas.

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
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10.2  Trout Giggles  replied to  Ender @10    3 months ago

What's in the water in Georgia? First Large Marge and now Herschel the Humpster

 
 
 
Tacos!
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10.3  Tacos!  replied to  Ender @10    3 months ago

I want to address the Republicans in Georgia and ask, "Are you fucking serious??!!"

Herschel Walker was a fabulous football player, but he makes a bag of hammers look smart.

I guess when it comes down to it, these folks figure he doesn't need to be smart, or even morally acceptable. He's not going to be a leader or craft legislation or anything like that. All that matters is he will vote however the Republican leadership tells him to vote. 

 
 
 
Drinker of the Wry
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10.3.1  Drinker of the Wry  replied to  Tacos! @10.3    3 months ago
Herschel Walker was a fabulous football player, but he makes a bag of hammers look smart.

Tacos, I don't disagree but hammers isn't a good metaphor right now. 

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
Junior Expert
10.3.2  author  al Jizzerror  replied to  Drinker of the Wry @10.3.1    3 months ago

I have a headache.

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Drinker of the Wry
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10.3.3  Drinker of the Wry  replied to  al Jizzerror @10.3.2    3 months ago

Exactly, a splitting headache,

 
 
 
Ender
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11  Ender    3 months ago

Hahaha   In Texas, after all the complaining about the border, two border counties are now blue....

 
 
 
Drinker of the Wry
Sophomore Principal
11.1  Drinker of the Wry  replied to  Ender @11    3 months ago
two border counties are now blue....

Haven’t they been blue more times than not?

 
 
 
Ender
Professor Principal
11.1.1  Ender  replied to  Drinker of the Wry @11.1    3 months ago

I think the one county has been. 

I just gotta laugh at the irony.

 
 
 
cobaltblue
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11.1.2  cobaltblue  replied to  Ender @11.1.1    3 months ago
I just gotta laugh at the irony.

I have to laugh at the outrage when they confiscate drugs and/or bad actors at the border. That's what Border Patrol do. They stop that shit from passing through the border. Confiscated. At. The. Border.

 
 
 
Drinker of the Wry
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11.1.3  Drinker of the Wry  replied to  cobaltblue @11.1.2    3 months ago

Isn’t the outrage at what they miss like much of the Chinese supplied fentanyl that crosses the border for US consumption?

 
 
 
cobaltblue
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11.1.4  cobaltblue  replied to  Drinker of the Wry @11.1.3    3 months ago
Chinese supplied fentanyl that crosses the border for US consumption

A vast majority of Chinese fentanyl/opioid supplies come through legal ports of entry. Not the southern border.

But an analysis of data from the southern border indicates that the vast majority of narcotics enters through U.S. ports of entry, not the wide swaths of border in between where additional barriers could be erected. According to U.S. Customs and Border Protection statistics, 90 percent of heroin seized along the border, 88 percent of cocaine, 87 percent of methamphetamine, and 80 percent of fentanyl in the first 11 months of the 2018 fiscal year was caught trying to be smuggled in at legal crossing points. [Emphasis mine.]

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Of course, you could use technology and conventional methods to find drugs on every vessel that passes through each port, but the supply of all  products would slow to a snail's pace, added to other expenses to numerous to mention 

How do you stop drugs coming through the border? One bust at a time, Drinker. 

 
 
 
Jack_TX
Masters Quiet
11.1.5  Jack_TX  replied to  Drinker of the Wry @11.1    3 months ago
Haven’t they been blue more times than not?

Yes.  Very much so.

 
 
 
Jack_TX
Masters Quiet
11.1.6  Jack_TX  replied to  cobaltblue @11.1.4    3 months ago
A vast majority of Chinese fentanyl/opioid supplies come through legal ports of entry. Not the southern border.

*scratches head*

You have said that the majority of opioids do not come through the southern border.... and then cited a story that specifically says the number one point of entry for opioids is on the southern border.  

Do you know where San Ysidro is?  How about Laredo?  El Paso?  Rio Grande City? Nogales?

I have to laugh at the outrage when they confiscate drugs and/or bad actors at the border. That's what Border Patrol do. They stop that shit from passing through the border. Confiscated. At. The. Border.

Are you suggesting that BP agents confiscate all the drugs?  Or even a majority?  

 
 
 
Ender
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11.1.7  Ender  replied to  Jack_TX @11.1.6    3 months ago

I had to laugh. Years a go a small plane was caught just offshore on the MS waters. They flew along the coast after being spotted and dumped out bales pf pot.

A few things, they tried to shut down the beaches and finally gave up and let people clean up what washed ashore.

Second, how dumb does a drug runner have to be, decided to try to land near an Air Force base...

 
 
 
Drinker of the Wry
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11.1.8  Drinker of the Wry  replied to  cobaltblue @11.1.4    3 months ago
According to U.S. Customs and Border Protection statistics, 90 percent of heroin seized along the border, 88 percent of cocaine, 87 percent of methamphetamine, and 80 percent of fentanyl in the first 11 months of the 2018 fiscal year was caught trying to be smuggled in at legal crossing points. [

I don't doubt it, of the drugs that enter the country from Mexico, how many are not seized?  Isn't that the issue?

How do you stop drugs coming through the border? One bust at a time, Drinker.

That's good enough to keep illicit drug overdose deaths down to around 75,000 per year.

 
 
 
Tessylo
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11.1.9  Tessylo  replied to  Drinker of the Wry @11.1.8    3 months ago

Why don't you go over to that other article where you, Tex, and Jim keep talking about trump's dick?

You all keep bringing it up and then say I'm the one obsessing about his dick.

Dicks bringing up dicks and dicks being dicks.  What else is new?

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
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11.1.10  author  al Jizzerror  replied to  cobaltblue @11.1.4    3 months ago
How do you stop drugs

512

 
 
 
Drinker of the Wry
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11.1.11  Drinker of the Wry  replied to  Tessylo @11.1.9    3 months ago
Why don't you go over to that other article where you, Tex, and Jim keep talking about trump's dick?

I've never written a reply or comment about trump's dick, his shit or his ass hole.  Is this what you call projection or are you having memory issues?

 
 
 
Drinker of the Wry
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11.1.12  Drinker of the Wry  replied to  Ender @11.1.1    3 months ago

Exactly, Hispanics splitting their vote is damn ironic.

 
 
 
cobaltblue
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11.1.13  cobaltblue  replied to  Jack_TX @11.1.6    3 months ago
Are you suggesting that BP agents confiscate all the drugs?  Or even a majority?  

You're kidding, right? Who even knows what the majority of drugs are? Is there a consensus of how many drugs are made each year by China, Mexico and Bubba's kitchen in Kentucky? A clearinghouse so one may determine the percentage of flow by land or by sea? That would be a ridiculous assumption. What I can tell you is that more drugs were confiscated by Biden than grifting Trump's final months in office. 

The overall increase in fentanyl seized at the southwest border under President Joe Biden is nowhere near as high as a Republican ad misleadingly claims. U.S. border officials seized 13,021 pounds of the drug in Biden’s first full 15 months in office, which is 70% more than the 7,677 pounds seized in Donald Trump’s last full 15 months as president.

But an ad from Wisconsin Sen. Ron Johnson and the National Republican Senatorial Committee suggests that the increase under Biden was nearly 58 times higher.

“Joe Biden opened America’s borders, increasing the flow of deadly drugs into our communities,” the ad’s narrator says of the president, who does not have an “open borders” immigration policy, as the ad falsely suggests. For example, U.S. Customs and Border Protection officials have continued to apprehend and expel tens of thousands of people each month. 

At the same time the narrator makes that claim, a graphic shown on screen says: “4,000 percent increase in fentanyl.”  That was the multiyear increase for a tiny subset of fentanyl seizures at a point in 2021.

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And what happened to all that money raised for building the wall that Mexico didn't pay for? 

THE TEXAS TRIBUNE-PROPUBLICA INVESTIGATIVE UNIT

Nonprofit that financed a private border wall is now the focus of a corruption case

Investigators say fundraisers for nonprofit We Build the Wall, including Steve Bannon and founder Brian Kolfage, lied to donors and pocketed funds. Trump has tried to distance himself from the group but Kolfage has bragged about their ties.
 
 
 
cobaltblue
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11.1.14  cobaltblue  replied to  Drinker of the Wry @11.1.8    3 months ago
That's good enough to keep illicit drug overdose deaths down to around 75,000 per year.

Out of curiosity, what is your answer to this problem Drinker? How can you make yourself part of the solution instead of complaining about the lack of action. Seriously, what happened to all that money that was grifted from those that believed they were truly helping to build that wall? What is it about you that thinks that it's okay certain parts of the GOP make promises they know they're not going to deliver, and not only not deliver, but KEEP the money raised to line their own pockets. The border problem stayed a border problem. I feel sorry for some of the right leaners. I think their heart is in the right place, they're patriotic in their own way, and the trumpians take total advantage of that. They took money from the elderly on a fixed income. To line their own pockets. What makes that okay for some? Are you okay with that? Why didn't that money make it to the border to build the promised wall so people like you can stop complaining. Give us the answer, Drinker. 

 
 
 
Drinker of the Wry
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11.1.15  Drinker of the Wry  replied to  cobaltblue @11.1.14    3 months ago
Out of curiosity, what is your answer to this problem Drinker? How can you make yourself part of the solution instead of complaining about the lack of action.

Good question cobalt.  While I don't think that I've complained about a lack of action, I don't pretend to know of the solution to enable border security.  It's easy to see the deficiencies than the fixes,  

Seriously, what happened to all that money that was grifted from those that believed they were truly helping to build that wall?

You got me, is our government unable  to account for revenue provided?

What is it about you that thinks that it's okay certain parts of the GOP make promises they know they're not going to deliver, and not only not deliver, but KEEP the money raised to line their own pockets.

What is it about you that thinks I've ever believed in the trump promises on the border?

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
Junior Expert
11.1.16  author  al Jizzerror  replied to  cobaltblue @11.1.14    3 months ago
Out of curiosity, what is your answer to this problem

I would legalize all drugs (to take the profit out of trafficking).

And I would volunteer to burn the confiscated cannabis (a bong bowl at a time). 

 
 
 
Texan1211
Professor Principal
11.1.17  Texan1211  replied to  al Jizzerror @11.1.16    3 months ago

That hasn't worked on California regarding pot.  The black market is thriving

 
 
 
devangelical
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11.1.18  devangelical  replied to  Texan1211 @11.1.17    3 months ago

greedy people always fuck up capitalism.

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
Junior Expert
11.1.19  author  al Jizzerror  replied to  Texan1211 @11.1.17    3 months ago
That hasn't worked on California regarding pot.  The black market is thriving

The blackmarket pot in California is home grown (domestic) weed.

People are not buying trafficked Mexican dirt weed.

The legal weed is over priced so people buy the cheaper black market stuff.

Since the legal weed is tightly controlled, California needs to adjust the tax to make it as cheap as the black market weed.

State greed caused the inflated price.

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
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11.1.20  author  al Jizzerror  replied to  devangelical @11.1.18    3 months ago
greedy people always fuck up capitalism.

Yep.

A major cause of the high inflation rate is corporate greed.  

All of the oil companies are making record (windfall) profits.

It's the same with other products.  Many companies are making record profits.

 
 
 
Tessylo
Professor Principal
11.1.21  Tessylo  replied to  Drinker of the Wry @11.1.11    3 months ago

You may not have mentioned dicks, but you joined the gang of dicks.

 
 
 
Tessylo
Professor Principal
11.1.22  Tessylo  replied to  al Jizzerror @11.1.16    3 months ago

I'm with you, especially on getting rid of the confiscated cannabis.

 
 
 
Drinker of the Wry
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11.1.23  Drinker of the Wry  replied to  al Jizzerror @11.1.20    3 months ago
A major cause of the high inflation rate is corporate greed.  

Exactly, for decades, companies around the world had been altruistic in their pricing strategies, but last year they suddenly realized that they’re supposed to maximize profits.

 
 
 
Drinker of the Wry
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11.1.24  Drinker of the Wry  replied to  Tessylo @11.1.21    3 months ago

Still have dicks on you mind, I see.

 
 
 
cobaltblue
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11.1.25  cobaltblue  replied to  Drinker of the Wry @11.1.24    3 months ago
Still have dicks on you mind, I see.

If you're here to troll, get the fuck out. You're not good at it, and you're pissing me off for being ridiculously obtuse.

 
 
 
Drinker of the Wry
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11.1.26  Drinker of the Wry  replied to  cobaltblue @11.1.25    3 months ago

Calling people dicks isn't trolling?  Hypocrisy doesn't become you.  Sorry that your pissed.

 
 
 
devangelical
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11.1.27  devangelical  replied to  cobaltblue @11.1.25    3 months ago

last year he was a cancer victim with 6 months left to live. this year he's a hispanic voter disillusioned by democrats. he's a consistent cut and paste know it all that still can't distinguish the correct usage of the words your/you're.

 
 
 
cobaltblue
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11.1.28  cobaltblue  replied to  Drinker of the Wry @11.1.15    3 months ago
You got me, is our government unable  to account for revenue provided?

You're shittin' me, right? The government had a grifting president for four years. Who was, and still is, afraid of the release of his tax returns. He helped fool his supporters into giving money to a phony Build The Wall. Traitor Trump is shady af and his supporters are ignorant. They actually believed the claims that "100%" of the donations were going to build the wall that Mexico was to pay for. Red flag. Instead of blindly sending money, they should have done some investigative work. 

The six-count indictment also names the group WeBuildTheWall.Inc, which it says worked with Bannon on the scheme in 2019. Bannon was chair of the "advisory board" for the group, which prosecutors say duped thousands of donors by maintaining that all the money raised would go to build a wall along the southern border and not to the people running the effort.

The group's president, Brian Kolfage, who is not named in the indictment, pocketed hundreds of thousands of dollars from the scheme, the filing alleges. Some of the money was routed to him by Bannon, who had money from the campaign transferred to a nonprofit group under Bannon's control and then used the cash to pay Kolfage $140,000, the indictment alleges.

Prosecutors allege that Bannon was well aware that the group was publicizing that Kolfage was telling donors "I’m taking zero dollars of a salary, no compensation" and that Bannon had echoed the claims himself.

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Who would trust grifting trump to account for anything? He has not, despite many promises to do so under "certain conditions", released his tax returns. 

So it wasn't about keeping the border safe. That was all bullshit. Why are some talking about the southern border after trump traitors have already paid for it  by donating to WeBuildTheWallOfBullshitInc.? After chuckling at the stupidity, I actually feel pity for those who have been taken advantage of such a traitorous grifter. It's time for people to admit they made a mistake and help to get this country moving forward in an honest and transparent way. 

By the way, trump pardoned bannon. In order to be pardoned, you must admit guilt. You supporting liars and grifters, Drinker? Is that another shtick of yours?

 
 
 
cobaltblue
Junior Participates
11.1.29  cobaltblue  replied to  Drinker of the Wry @11.1.26    3 months ago
Calling people dicks isn't trolling?

I don't give a shit about who calls who a dick. I object to your lame "huh." That's trolling. Being stupid for the sake of it. 

 
 
 
cobaltblue
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11.1.30  cobaltblue  replied to  devangelical @11.1.27    3 months ago
ast year he was a cancer victim with 6 months left to live.

Who the fuck lies about cancer? Please tell me that's not true. 

 
 
 
Drinker of the Wry
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11.1.31  Drinker of the Wry  replied to  devangelical @11.1.27    3 months ago

Your memory isn't very good.  I've never predicted my death and last year I was a cancer survivor.  No idea why you would think that I'm hispanic, I'm not.  Disillusionment indicates surprise, I'm not.  I am disappointed with most politicians.  In 2020, I voted for Sen Mark Warner and Pres Biden.  

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Drinker of the Wry
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11.1.32  Drinker of the Wry  replied to  cobaltblue @11.1.29    3 months ago
I object to your lame "huh." That's trolling

You've jumped to a conclusion, I hadn't seen her earlier note until you pointed it out, thanks.

 
 
 
Drinker of the Wry
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11.1.33  Drinker of the Wry  replied to  cobaltblue @11.1.30    3 months ago

Who the fuck lies about cancer?  Please tell me that's not true. 

He can't tell you what he doesn't know.  In June 2020, I was diagnosed with Stage 4 abdominal cancer that had originated in my appendix.  Treatment consisted of chemo session, 3 surgeries and another set of chemo sessions.  I've been cancer free since.

 
 
 
cobaltblue
Junior Participates
11.1.34  cobaltblue  replied to  Drinker of the Wry @11.1.33    3 months ago
  I've been cancer free since.

I'm glad. Wishes for continued good health. Now behave. Please.

 
 
 
Drinker of the Wry
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11.1.35  Drinker of the Wry  replied to  cobaltblue @11.1.34    3 months ago

Thanks, I'm very fortunate.  I had an awesome medical team, good insurance, and a strong family.  I'm a very lucky guy and it completely changed my attitude about universal health care.  Had I been a blue collar worker in bumfuck OK, I confident that I would be dead.

 
 
 
cobaltblue
Junior Participates
11.1.36  cobaltblue  replied to  Drinker of the Wry @11.1.35    3 months ago
completely changed my attitude about universal health care.

Good on you. I'm also glad now most insurance companies cannot deny you for a preexisting condition. 

 
 
 
Texan1211
Professor Principal
11.1.37  Texan1211  replied to  devangelical @11.1.18    3 months ago
greedy people always fuck up capitalism

Must be the politicians who taxed the hell out of it so that they may pay for healthcare for illegal aliens.

 
 
 
Texan1211
Professor Principal
11.1.38  Texan1211  replied to  al Jizzerror @11.1.19    3 months ago
Since the legal weed is tightly controlled, California needs to adjust the tax to make it as cheap as the black market weed.

Yeah, good luck on getting a California politician to lower taxes!

LMAO!

 
 
 
Tessylo
Professor Principal
11.1.39  Tessylo  replied to  Drinker of the Wry @11.1.32    3 months ago

"You've jumped to a conclusion, I hadn't seen her earlier note until you pointed it out, thanks."

Of course you saw it.

 
 
 
devangelical
Professor Principal
11.1.40  devangelical  replied to  Drinker of the Wry @11.1.35    3 months ago
Had I been a blue collar worker in bumfuck OK, I confident that I would be dead.

... swing and a miss.

 
 
 
devangelical
Professor Principal
11.1.41  devangelical  replied to  Drinker of the Wry @11.1.31    3 months ago
Your memory isn't very good.

you may be right, I can't remember if you've sent me 6 or 7 friend requests this year. denied.

 
 
 
Ender
Professor Principal
12  Ender    3 months ago

They are not happy at fox news. One guy was sitting there shaking his head.

 
 
 
devangelical
Professor Principal
12.1  devangelical  replied to  Ender @12    3 months ago

make sure you let us know if they start heading towards the windows. I love slapstick...

 
 
 
Gsquared
Senior Expert
13  Gsquared    3 months ago

As Chris Hayes just appropriately said, the Republicans, many of them at least, are living in their own culture war bubble totally out of touch with the majority of the American people.  Tonight is proof of that.

 
 
 
JBB
Professor Principal
13.1  JBB  replied to  Gsquared @13    3 months ago

The gop's bubble is a fart bubble in Trump's tub!

 
 
 
Gsquared
Senior Expert
14  Gsquared    3 months ago

Some of the House races in NY are looking problematic.  If any of them go bad the Dems will need to pick up a few Rep seats to stay in control.  There have been Dem pick ups of Rep House seats already tonight.  We need to see more.

 
 
 
Ender
Professor Principal
15  Ender    3 months ago

Listening to that McCarthy, same old same old. Only said we are going to take the country in a new direction...

Funny that they never lay out any plans. All I see happening in the next two years is a boatload of nothing.

 
 
 
Gsquared
Senior Expert
15.1  Gsquared  replied to  Ender @15    3 months ago

McCarthy isn't going to take the country anywhere except into chaos if the Republicans take control.

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
Junior Expert
15.1.1  author  al Jizzerror  replied to  Gsquared @15.1    3 months ago
McCarthy isn't going to take the country anywhere

McCarthy pretended to spike the political football and declare victory.

It must have been Tom Brady's deflated football because McCarthy couldn't make it bounce.

And McCarthy's end zone dance was fucking pathetic.

512

 
 
 
Buzz of the Orient
Professor Principal
15.2  Buzz of the Orient  replied to  Ender @15    3 months ago

When I asked what the Republican plans were to solve the inflation, the answer I got was they would reverse everything Biden did. 

 
 
 
Gsquared
Senior Expert
15.2.1  Gsquared  replied to  Buzz of the Orient @15.2    3 months ago

That would be typical for them.  Going in reverse.  Taking everything backwards.

 
 
 
cobaltblue
Junior Participates
15.2.2  cobaltblue  replied to  Buzz of the Orient @15.2    3 months ago
the answer I got was they would reverse everything Biden did. 

That made me laugh because it's so typical. Typically ignorant. 

 
 
 
afrayedknot
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15.3  afrayedknot  replied to  Ender @15    3 months ago

“Funny that they never lay out any plans…”

Retribution and regressiveness does not a platform make. It is behavior a parent would not accept in a petulant child. They are in desperate need of a timeout…emphasis on desperate. 

 
 
 
Ender
Professor Principal
16  Ender    3 months ago

Now on fox they keep complaining about mail in ballots and the 'machines'...

Already blaming the process.

 
 
 
Buzz of the Orient
Professor Principal
17  Buzz of the Orient    3 months ago

Georgia must be full of high school dropouts - they actually reelected Marjorie Taylor Greene - maybe they were all afraid that if they didn't they'd get zapped by an Israeli space laser.  

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
Professor Principal
18  Trout Giggles    3 months ago

Well, Arkansas remains blood red and going backwards ever more. Sarah Huckabee is our new governor and they defeated the rec cannabis amendment.

Bunch of horses' patooties

 
 
 
Tessylo
Professor Principal
18.1  Tessylo  replied to  Trout Giggles @18    3 months ago

Maryland has approved recreational marijuana for folks over 21 as of July 1, 2023

Woo hoo!!!!!!!!!

We're the 20th state to legalize.

Win win for Maryland.

My guy is going to be so disappointed

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
Professor Principal
18.1.1  Trout Giggles  replied to  Tessylo @18.1    3 months ago

I'm glad for you

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
Junior Expert
18.1.2  author  al Jizzerror  replied to  Tessylo @18.1    3 months ago
Maryland has approved recreational marijuana for folks over 21 as of July 1, 2023

Are you planning to party on the Fourth of July?

 
 
 
devangelical
Professor Principal
18.1.3  devangelical  replied to  Tessylo @18.1    3 months ago

go get in line for a license to retail that weed. in colorado an original $1500 license is now worth millions.

 
 
 
Tessylo
Professor Principal
18.1.4  Tessylo  replied to  al Jizzerror @18.1.2    3 months ago

I party every day despite it not being legal now.  There will just be more cause for celebration then and I can't be busted for re-upping my stash.

 
 
 
Tessylo
Professor Principal
18.1.5  Tessylo  replied to  devangelical @18.1.3    3 months ago

I'm thinking about growing some plants of my own.  I don't know that I could afford to have a licensed retail outlet, don't I wish!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 
 
 
Drinker of the Wry
Sophomore Principal
18.1.6  Drinker of the Wry  replied to  devangelical @18.1.3    3 months ago

In California, taxes and regulation greatly favor corporate cannabis producers, their puting the pioneering growers of Humboldt County out of farming.

 
 
 
Drinker of the Wry
Sophomore Principal
18.1.7  Drinker of the Wry  replied to  Tessylo @18.1.4    3 months ago
I party every day despite it not being legal now.

I see that it doesn't make all users relaxed and mellow.

 
 
 
Tessylo
Professor Principal
18.1.8  Tessylo  replied to  Drinker of the Wry @18.1.7    3 months ago

Too bad it doesn't alleviate taunting trolls . . . 

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
Professor Principal
18.1.9  Trout Giggles  replied to  Tessylo @18.1.8    3 months ago

Yeah...but smoke enough and you won't give a shit about them.

 
 
 
Tessylo
Professor Principal
18.1.10  Tessylo  replied to  Trout Giggles @18.1.9    3 months ago

I really don't - they think they have that power

 
 
 
Tessylo
Professor Principal
18.1.11  Tessylo  replied to  devangelical @18.1.3    3 months ago

I need to open some kind of munchie stands by any dispensary - it's going to be such a win win win win win situation for so many

 
 
 
Drinker of the Wry
Sophomore Principal
18.1.12  Drinker of the Wry  replied to  Tessylo @18.1.8    3 months ago

I see that TG thinks that you're not smoking enough.  If you increase, I recommend edibles versus adding more smoke to your lungs.

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
Professor Principal
18.1.13  Trout Giggles  replied to  Tessylo @18.1.11    3 months ago

The Girl Scouts already staked the territory. You could buy Cheetos in bulk that way people have a choice between salty and sweet

 
 
 
devangelical
Professor Principal
18.1.14  devangelical  replied to  Trout Giggles @18.1.9    3 months ago
smoke enough and you won't give a shit about them.

it's kept me from shooting at fascists for over 50 years...

 
 
 
devangelical
Professor Principal
18.1.15  devangelical  replied to  Tessylo @18.1.5    3 months ago

you need to check into it. I know 2 people in colorado that invested $15K when it was first legalized here and they're both millionaires now.

 
 
 
cobaltblue
Junior Participates
18.1.16  cobaltblue  replied to  Tessylo @18.1    3 months ago
Woo hoo!!!!!!!!!

... is right!

 
 
 
Tessylo
Professor Principal
18.1.17  Tessylo  replied to  cobaltblue @18.1.16    3 months ago

Speaking of cannabis and the like

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There have been a lot of these on FB lately.  Hilarious.

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
Junior Expert
18.2  author  al Jizzerror  replied to  Trout Giggles @18    3 months ago
they defeated the rec cannabis amendment.

Damn!

You got a new Fuckabee and no (legal) weed.

I'm so sorry.

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
Professor Principal
18.2.1  Trout Giggles  replied to  al Jizzerror @18.2    3 months ago

Imagine how I feel

 
 
 
cobaltblue
Junior Participates
18.2.2  cobaltblue  replied to  Trout Giggles @18.2.1    3 months ago
Imagine how I feel

We've got Abbott, Gohmert, Cruz, Dan Patrick as governmental leadership. And the best we got was decriminalization of certain amounts. That should make you feel better. 

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
Professor Principal
18.2.3  Trout Giggles  replied to  cobaltblue @18.2.2    3 months ago

We at least have medical cannabis....for how much no one knows....

 
 
 
devangelical
Professor Principal
18.2.4  devangelical  replied to  cobaltblue @18.2.2    3 months ago

they sell hemp as if it was weed in texas. wtf?

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
Junior Expert
18.2.5  author  al Jizzerror  replied to  devangelical @18.2.4    3 months ago

There is a lot of ignorance in Texas.

 
 
 
devangelical
Professor Principal
18.2.6  devangelical  replied to  al Jizzerror @18.2.5    3 months ago

overrun with bible thumpers, but head shops, strip clubs, and xxx video stores advertise on the air.

 
 
 
devangelical
Professor Principal
18.2.7  devangelical  replied to  al Jizzerror @18.2.5    3 months ago

how do you fit 4 conservative texan xtians on a barstool? turn it upside down.

 
 
 
devangelical
Professor Principal
18.2.8  devangelical  replied to  al Jizzerror @18.2.5    3 months ago

3 conservative xtian texans were driving across west texas late one night and their truck broke down. they walked to the closest house and asked the rancher if they could stay the night. the rancher agrees but says he only has one bed. no problem says the 3 texans. they wake up the next morning and the texan on the right says "I had the strangest dream. I dreamt a beautiful girl gave me a handjob all night long." the texan on the left says "I had the same dream". the texan in the center says "that's weird, I dreamt I went cross country skiing".

 
 
 
Raven Wing
Professor Guide
18.2.9  Raven Wing  replied to  devangelical @18.2.8    3 months ago

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evilgenius
Professor Guide
19  evilgenius    3 months ago

The 3 governor races I was tracking - MN, WI & MI all won by the Democratic Incumbents. I admit I had my doubts about WI going into last night.

 
 
 
Hallux
Junior Principal
20  Hallux    3 months ago

Clio aka Kleio once again proves to be a cruel mistress to those with the hubris to predict her next steps. Next up 2 years of how a DeSantis wave will rock all those wadical demon wabbits.

 
 
 
pat wilson
Professor Guide
21  pat wilson    3 months ago

Some will never learn not to count their chickens before they're all hatched.

 
 
 
cobaltblue
Junior Participates
21.1  cobaltblue  replied to  pat wilson @21    3 months ago
count their chickens before they're all hatched

The chickens were rigged. 

 
 
 
MrFrost
Professor Expert
22  MrFrost    3 months ago

Boebert lost.. Maybe she can go back to giving out $20.00 handjobs. 

 
 
 
Kavika
Professor Principal
22.1  Kavika   replied to  MrFrost @22    3 months ago

Excellent, flipped another seat in the house.

 
 
 
devangelical
Professor Principal
22.2  devangelical  replied to  MrFrost @22    3 months ago

what a tough career decision she'll be making soon. back to working the drive up window at McD's in rifle or republican stress relief in asspen. I'm thinking the local cops in silt colorado won't be as forgiving next time her family fucks up.

 
 
 
cobaltblue
Junior Participates
22.3  cobaltblue  replied to  MrFrost @22    3 months ago
Maybe she can go back to giving out $20.00 handjobs. 

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al Jizzerror
Junior Expert
22.3.1  author  al Jizzerror  replied to  cobaltblue @22.3    3 months ago

I think you found the perfect meme!

You just won the Internets!

512

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
Professor Principal
22.3.2  Trout Giggles  replied to  cobaltblue @22.3    3 months ago

that's hilarious! Shows just how wide her pie hole is, too!

 
 
 
JohnRussell
Professor Principal
22.3.3  JohnRussell  replied to  cobaltblue @22.3    3 months ago

She looks like she needs a wiener in her mouth.

512

 
 
 
devangelical
Professor Principal
22.3.4  devangelical  replied to  Trout Giggles @22.3.2    3 months ago

the 7-11 down the street from her house had to put the hot dog roller behind the counter...

 
 
 
devangelical
Professor Principal
22.4  devangelical  replied to  MrFrost @22    3 months ago
Maybe she can go back to giving out $20.00 handjobs. 

she'd be competing with her husband in the town she lives in...

 
 
 
Tessylo
Professor Principal
22.4.1  Tessylo  replied to  devangelical @22.4    3 months ago

Exposing himself to young girls at a bowling alley near you

 
 
 
Drinker of the Wry
Sophomore Principal
22.4.2  Drinker of the Wry  replied to  Tessylo @22.4.1    3 months ago

Wow, does she have a husband like Anthony Weiner?

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
Junior Expert
22.4.3  author  al Jizzerror  replied to  Tessylo @22.4.1    3 months ago
Exposing himself to young girls at a bowling alley near you

Yep.

In her 2022 memoir, Boebert claimed that her husband never exposed himself in public, despite pleading guilty and serving jail time for an incident.

Jayson Boebert was arrested in 2004 for exposing his penis to two young women at a Colorado bowling alley. He pleaded guilty to public indecency and lewd exposure, and was sentenced to four days in jail with a subsequent two years of probation.

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
Junior Expert
22.4.4  author  al Jizzerror  replied to  Drinker of the Wry @22.4.2    3 months ago
Anthony Weiner?

512

 
 
 
Kavika
Professor Principal
23  Kavika     3 months ago

Vasquez in NM 2nd district just declared victory. Another seat flipped from Red to Blue.

 
 
 
cobaltblue
Junior Participates
23.1  cobaltblue  replied to  Kavika @23    3 months ago
flipped from Red to Blue

Life is good, Kavika.

 
 
 
devangelical
Professor Principal
23.1.1  devangelical  replied to  cobaltblue @23.1    3 months ago

from red to cobalt blue.

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
Junior Expert
23.1.2  author  al Jizzerror  replied to  devangelical @23.1.1    3 months ago

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magicschoolbusdropout
Sophomore Principal
24  magicschoolbusdropout    3 months ago

We had "The Great Red Wave", and it was both magical and Loveable, and oh so satisfying !

I'm soooo Happy I live where I do !

256

 
 
 
Tessylo
Professor Principal
24.1  Tessylo  replied to  magicschoolbusdropout @24    3 months ago

Do you always celebrate losing?

 
 
 
magicschoolbusdropout
Sophomore Principal
24.1.1  magicschoolbusdropout  replied to  Tessylo @24.1    3 months ago
Do you always celebrate losing?

Didn't "Comprehend" my Post ?

 
 
 
cobaltblue
Junior Participates
24.1.2  cobaltblue  replied to  magicschoolbusdropout @24.1.1    3 months ago
Didn't "Comprehend" my Post

Yeah, Tessy and I noticed you're glad you live where you do. The point being your party is still a bunch of self-aggrandizing losers. Not "Comprehending" is not the same as not caring. I guess you didn't comprehend that.

 
 
 
Drinker of the Wry
Sophomore Principal
24.1.3  Drinker of the Wry  replied to  cobaltblue @24.1.2    3 months ago

Thanks cobaltblue, Tessy needs all the help that she can get.

 
 
 
cobaltblue
Junior Participates
24.1.4  cobaltblue  replied to  Drinker of the Wry @24.1.3    3 months ago

Thanks cobaltblue, Tessy needs all the help that she can get.

Does your significant other know of your hard-on for Tessy? I see you eyeing Dev too. Very progressive, Drinker.
 
 
 
magicschoolbusdropout
Sophomore Principal
24.1.5  magicschoolbusdropout  replied to  cobaltblue @24.1.2    3 months ago
Yeah, Tessy and I noticed you're glad you live where you do.

At least you and Tess got one thing right anyway !

 
 
 
Tessylo
Professor Principal
24.1.6  Tessylo  replied to  magicschoolbusdropout @24.1.5    3 months ago

She and I are always correct It Is

 
 
 
Tessylo
Professor Principal
24.1.7  Tessylo  replied to  magicschoolbusdropout @24.1.5    3 months ago

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magicschoolbusdropout
Sophomore Principal
24.1.8  magicschoolbusdropout  replied to  Tessylo @24.1.7    3 months ago

Nothing of Substance as usual, Butt just the NEED to Argue !

Got it !

 
 
 
magicschoolbusdropout
Sophomore Principal
24.1.9  magicschoolbusdropout  replied to  Tessylo @24.1.6    3 months ago
She and I are always correct It Is

Is Yoda you are ?

 
 
 
Tessylo
Professor Principal
24.1.10  Tessylo  replied to  magicschoolbusdropout @24.1.8    3 months ago
Nothing of Substance as usual, Butt just the NEED to Argue

Yes, that's all you do.

 
 
 
magicschoolbusdropout
Sophomore Principal
24.1.11  magicschoolbusdropout  replied to  Tessylo @24.1.10    3 months ago
Yes, that's all you do.

Lonely Today ?

For you:

Little River band,

Have you heard about the lonesome loser
Beaten by the queen of hearts every time
Have you heard about the lonesome loser
She's a loser, but she still keeps on tryin'

Oohoohooh ... oooh ...
Sit down, take a look at yourself
Don't you want to be somebody
Someday somebody's gonna see inside
You have to face up, you can't run and hide
 
 
 
Tessylo
Professor Principal
24.1.12  Tessylo  replied to  magicschoolbusdropout @24.1.11    3 months ago
Lonely Today ?

 
 
 
Tessylo
Professor Principal
24.1.13  Tessylo  replied to  magicschoolbusdropout @24.1.11    3 months ago

So you're calling ME a loser?

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magicschoolbusdropout
Sophomore Principal
24.1.14  magicschoolbusdropout  replied to  Tessylo @24.1.12    3 months ago
Lonely Today ?

Don't have of thoughts your own ?

 
 
 
magicschoolbusdropout
Sophomore Principal
24.1.15  magicschoolbusdropout  replied to  Tessylo @24.1.13    3 months ago
So you're calling ME a loser?

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al Jizzerror
Junior Expert
24.1.16  author  al Jizzerror  replied to  magicschoolbusdropout @24.1.14    3 months ago
Don't have of thoughts your own ?

Aren't you the one who posted Little River Band lyrics?

Did you write the song or was it somebody else's thoughts?

 
 
 
cobaltblue
Junior Participates
24.1.17  cobaltblue  replied to  magicschoolbusdropout @24.1.11    3 months ago
For you: Little River band,

For you:
Rolling Stones

The way she talks about someone else
That she don't even know herself
She's the sickest thing in this world
Well, look at that stupid girl

It doesn't matter if she dyes her hair
Or the color of the shoes she wears
She's the worst thing in this world
Well, look at that stupid girl
Shut-up, shut-up, shut-up, shut-up, shut-up
Shut-up, shut-up, shut-up, shut-up, shut-up
Shut-up, shut-up, shut-up
Like a lady in waiting to a virgin queen
Look at that stupid girl
She bitches 'bout things that she's never seen
Look at that stupid girl

 
 
 
cobaltblue
Junior Participates
24.1.18  cobaltblue  replied to  magicschoolbusdropout @24.1.5    3 months ago
got one thing right anyway !

Make that two things. See my 24.1.17.

 
 
 
devangelical
Professor Principal
24.1.19  devangelical  replied to  cobaltblue @24.1.18    3 months ago

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magicschoolbusdropout
Sophomore Principal
24.1.20  magicschoolbusdropout  replied to  cobaltblue @24.1.18    3 months ago
Make that two things.

ooooo, one of those  "After the REAL Facts" responses !

Sorry.... Just don't "SEE" it.

Do expand though ?

 
 
 
magicschoolbusdropout
Sophomore Principal
24.1.21  magicschoolbusdropout  replied to  al Jizzerror @24.1.16    3 months ago
Did you write the song or was it somebody else's thoughts?

MY thought ....... as came to mind. 

Own thoughts on your part, or just being a Parrot of another that needs protecting ?

 
 
 
Tessylo
Professor Principal
24.1.22  Tessylo  replied to  magicschoolbusdropout @24.1.21    3 months ago

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al Jizzerror
Junior Expert
24.1.23  author  al Jizzerror  replied to  Tessylo @24.1.22    3 months ago

512

 
 
 
magicschoolbusdropout
Sophomore Principal
24.1.24  magicschoolbusdropout  replied to  Tessylo @24.1.22    3 months ago

Is that what's called a "Backwash Burp" on your part ?

How'd it taste this time ?

256

 
 
 
Kavika
Professor Principal
25  Kavika     3 months ago

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devangelical
Professor Principal
25.1  devangelical  replied to  Kavika @25    3 months ago

... a tiny spot on the carpet.

 
 
 
Gsquared
Senior Expert
26  Gsquared    3 months ago

If the Republicans take the House the American people will be watching their freak show for 2 years and in 2024 they will be GONE!

 
 
 
cobaltblue
Junior Participates
26.1  cobaltblue  replied to  Gsquared @26    3 months ago
American people will be watching their freak show for 2 years and in 2024 they will be GONE!

They had both houses and got shit done. I guess kissing the traitor's sphincter ring was time consuming. 

 
 
 
devangelical
Professor Principal
26.1.1  devangelical  replied to  cobaltblue @26.1    3 months ago

the line of sycophants was too long...

 
 
 
Buzz of the Orient
Professor Principal
27  Buzz of the Orient    3 months ago

What I think is really wondrous is that the Republicans and right-wingers can thank their colleagues on the SCOTUS for the calming of their red wave into a ripple.

 
 
 
Gsquared
Senior Expert
27.1  Gsquared  replied to  Buzz of the Orient @27    3 months ago

That was certainly a major factor.  The presence of Trump, their terrible, unacceptable policy positions and the lunacy of so many of the Republican candidates also had a lot to do with it.

 
 
 
devangelical
Professor Principal
27.1.1  devangelical  replied to  Gsquared @27.1    3 months ago

... he's the best thing to ever happen to the GOP. ha ha ha

 
 
 
devangelical
Professor Principal
28  devangelical    3 months ago

gtfo the front page bump...

 
 
 
devangelical
Professor Principal
28.1  devangelical  replied to  devangelical @28    2 months ago

too easy...

 
 
 
devangelical
Professor Principal
28.1.1  devangelical  replied to  devangelical @28.1    2 months ago

ezpz

 
 
 
devangelical
Professor Principal
28.1.2  devangelical  replied to  devangelical @28.1.1    2 months ago

too funny...

 
 
 
devangelical
Professor Principal
28.1.3  devangelical  replied to  devangelical @28.1.2    2 months ago

>poof<

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
Junior Expert
28.2  author  al Jizzerror  replied to  devangelical @28    2 months ago
gtfo the front page bump...

Thanx!

If I ever need a campaign manager, I call you first.

 
 
 
devangelical
Professor Principal
28.2.1  devangelical  replied to  al Jizzerror @28.2    2 months ago

thanks again for leaving this popular article open and accessible.

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
Junior Expert
28.2.2  author  al Jizzerror  replied to  devangelical @28.2.1    2 months ago

I never "lock" articles.

 
 
 
devangelical
Professor Principal
28.2.3  devangelical  replied to  al Jizzerror @28.2.2    2 months ago

I appreciate that and I'm exploiting it's full potential.

 
 
 
devangelical
Professor Principal
28.2.4  devangelical  replied to  devangelical @28.2.3    2 months ago

dump trump bump

 
 
 
cobaltblue
Junior Participates
29  cobaltblue    3 months ago

Dev and MTG on a picnic. It didn't end well.

256

 
 
 
devangelical
Professor Principal
29.1  devangelical  replied to  cobaltblue @29    3 months ago

ugh, I hate when people don't clean off their workout equipment when they're done using it...

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
Junior Expert
29.2  author  al Jizzerror  replied to  cobaltblue @29    3 months ago

512

 
 
 
devangelical
Professor Principal
29.2.1  devangelical  replied to  al Jizzerror @29.2    2 months ago

she wants to saute' his mushroom, table-side at mar-a-lardo, while her husband films it...

 
 
 
devangelical
Professor Principal
30  devangelical    2 months ago

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