DeSantis May Deport Lionel Messi
DeSantis May Deport Lionel Messi
July 16, 2023 (al Jizzerror Fake News) - Lionel Messi is the world’s best soccer player and he is coming to the United States. Unfortunately he signed with Inter Miami. The homophobic governor of Floriduh famously hates immigrants. He recently realized that Lionel Messi is from Argentina. Then DeSantis saw this poster and he freaked out.
DeSantis said, “What’s with all of the gay pink shit? That’s Two strikes against him! One more and he’s out! I’ll deport him back to whatever shit hole he came from.”
A staffer quickly informed DeSantis that Messi is the highest paid soccer player in the world. DeSantis said, “Well, he better make a big campaign contribution if he wants to stay. We don't need homosexual immigrants in Florida."
We don't need no stinking rules.
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I hope Lionel Messi kicks DeSantis in the balls (if he has any).
Did you ever notice how much DeSantis looks like Disney's Goofy?
If you are going to print a bogus article, at least do other people the courtesy of marking it as satire.
There are some things that need to be labeled satire to avoid confusion. I dont think this is one of them.
You presume too much.
It is tagged as satire.
I hope you were not personally confused. It is a rather outrageous article, and its not that hard to tell this typr of "satire" from a legitimate news story.
A lot of people dont look at the tags at the bottom.
My apologies to all. I missed that. Thank you for pointing that out.
I have in fact seen folks on NT print worse over the years who did in fact believe it was real.
The very name al-Jizzerror is a blaring trumpet of what's to come, he's a Jericho smasher.
Please check the "tags".
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This group is for Newsviners who went down with the shit (but anyone who wants to play can join).
Most of the shit published here is SATIRE.
Yes, thank you for noticing.
And yet you flagged my first comment.
Were you attempting to get this article censored?
BTW, sandy-2021492 is a NT site Moderator.
I hope Lionel Messi kicks DeSantis in the balls (if he has any).
that's a comment loaded with irony...
even more irony...
Please note my post #1.2.6 in response to Sandy above. I made a mistake and owned up to it. End of story.
I have never flagged any content on NewsTalkers.
I don't ever want any content censored. If someone posts something that I don't like, I want them to own it.
I stopped making videos on YouTube years ago because of the stupid "flagging war" there.
Most of my videos were removed by fucking flaggots.
anyone that would flag here is probably overly sensitive to the subject...
maybe some music will help...
I did own it. It's over and done, and all I can do is offer my apologies.
There is no need for an apology. Yes, you did own it (and I voted that comment up).
I just took the opportunity to express my opinion on flagging (censorshit).
I don't think ron's wife casey carries a purse...
Butt, she has a huge strap-on that she uses on Rhonda.
he hates teachers and doctors, but loves bus drivers...
Desantis is gay.
Not that there's anything wrong with that.
Oh of course I don't mean his sexuality, I couldn't care less about that. I mean that he is just an all around asshole, a douchebag in general.
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I see this place going under soon.
Having only right wing trolls is not a thing I would want to count on.
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You aren't wrong. Seems to be a common theme though with any social media platform. Extremists start flooding them and all the reasonable people just leave because no one wants to be around them. In the end they just become retard echo chambers.
I'm glad you're still here.
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DeSantis's campaign is circling the drain anything he says will be used against him...Perfect.
I recall a number of folks saying the same about Trump in 2016.
Different person and a different environment, Doc. DeSantis has no policy except the BS ''Culture War'' nonsense and that is backfiring on him big time. He just fired around a dozen of his staff and is burning through money gaining nothing in the polls or following. He couldn't give away ice in the middle of the Saraha desert.
I have been saying, how does going after trans people (and it is no secret that I am 50/50 on that) put food on my table or money in my account? What will ANY of Desantis policy "proposals" do to make my life, or anyone's better?
What is he going to do about water.
Pink lemonade is banned in Florida, water has to be reviewed by the Mothers for Liberty to be sure it isn't LGBTQ.
there's still millions of worthless morons that are itching to vote for either of the 2 leading losers next year...
And who should we vote for instead?
My vote is to minimize the damage.
to be more specific, rwnj losers...
I've only voted for somebody twice in 50 years, the other times have been against some jerk...
like mine...
Better get the economy size bottle of Drain-O
The Florida legislature is putting together a bill to ban pink shirts. /s
I want an amendment added to that bill to add pink Cancer Awareness ribbons because only woke companies wear pink. 'Awareness' is too close to 'woke' anyway.
LMAO
I just ran across this...
is it me, or does ron's wife casey look like a mousketeer that got older?