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Vince McMahon Faces Allegations of Trafficking
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11 months ago
Jan. 29, 2024 al Jizzerror Fake News Vincent Kennedy McMahon was recently implicated in grotesque sex scandal involving allegations of trafficking and engaging in fecal sex play. I guess...
Trump is A Big Wiener in New Hampshire
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11 months ago
Jan. 24, 2024 al Jizzerror Fake News Trump is a big wiener in Hew Hampshire, butt he won the primary anyway. Will Trump now have the courage to debate? Trump looks good, doesn't he?...
Republican Caucuses Turn Iowa Blue
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11 months ago
Jan 15 (al Jizzerror Fake News) - A “bomb cyclone” has brought Arctic weather to Iowa as Republicans huddled together trying not to freeze their caucuses off. A Wind Chill Warning has been...
Bill Cosby Joins Hamas So Feminists Will Stop Condemning Him For Rape
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Satire
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last year
Important Related Articles: 1. Israel And Activists Accuse U.N. Of Slow Response To Accounts Of Hamas Militants Raping Women 2. #Lilith: The Silence Surrounding the Sexual Violence of...
The Republican Party SOLD OUT America, and now sucks at the Billionaires Tit!
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News & Politics
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last year
My Fellow NEW TALKERS.COM Fiends, it is with great regret that I must inform you that the Republican Party you once knew, respected, and considered the Party of Adults, is now the Party of...
Is Marjorie Taylor Greene a Neanderthal?
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last year
Neanderthals in popular culture Neanderthals have been depicted in popular culture since the early 20th century. Early depictions conveyed and perpetuated notions of proverbially crude,...
Ron DeSantis Declared War on Mexico at Debate
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last year
Ron DeSantis Declared War on Mexico at Debate After pretending to be a Navy SEAL in Iraq early in the debate, Ron “Combat” DeSantis said he would send US armed forces into Mexico on “DAY...
Elon Musk is Afraid to Fight Mark Zuckerberg
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last year
Elon Musk is afraid of Mark Zuckerberg Aug. 14, 2023 (alJizzerror Fake News) - Elon Musk pretends to be a tough guy but he is actually a fucking wuzz. He probably thought he could...
Twitter Is Going Nuts Over Donald Trump's Awkward Kiss
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last year
Twitter Is Going Nuts Over Donald Trump's Awkward Kiss With a Republican Woman Who Is Not Named Melania Kristyn Burtt Fri, July 21, 2023, 3:09 PM EDT Twitter is going nuts after a...
Mathematicians Overrun Florida Neighborhood
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last year
Mathematicians Overrun Florida Neighborhood The Lionhead Rabbit Invasion Feral rabbits are considered Florida’s new “invasive species”. In the suburbs of Fort Lauderdale, there’s a...
Ron DeSantis Declares War on the LGBTQ Community
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last year
Ron DeSantis is determined to run to the right of The Donald. He is now featuring the most homophobic video in political history. While trying to (inaccurately) portray Trump as "pro-LGBTQ,...
Gay Couple Cited by Christian Web Designer who Won Supreme Court Case may not Exist
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last year
Gay couple cited by Christian web designer who won Supreme Court case may not exist A report in the New Republic raised questions about a 2016 inquiry that the plaintiff in a major Supreme...
Transphobic “America First” Anti-Immigrant Beer Drinkers Make Modelo America’s #1 Beer
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last year
Transphobic “America First” Anti-Immigrant Beer Drinkers Make Modelo America’s #1 Beer June 16, 2023 (al Jizzerror Fake News) - Bud Light was the most popular beer in the US for over...
Can Republicans Solve the Fake Debt Ceiling Crisis They Created?
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last year
Can Republicans Solve the Fake Debt Ceiling Crisis They Created? May 27, 2023 (al Jizzerror Fake News) - Kevin McCarthy and his fellow Retrumplicans decided to make the debt ceiling a...
2,000 Children were Molested by the Catholick Clergy in Illinois
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last year
2,000 Children were Molested by the Catholick Clergy in Illinois May 25 (al Jizzerror Fake News) - Pedophile Priests are a Catholick tradition. Covering up to protect the perverts is also a...
2,000 Children were Molested by the Catholick Clergy in Illinois/ Satire
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last year
2,000 Children were Molested by the Catholick Clergy in Illinois May 25 (al Jizzerror Fake News) - Pedophile Priests are a Catholick tradition. Covering up to protect the perverts is also a...
NAZI Terrorist Threats Cause Target to Cancel Pride Sale
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last year
NAZI Terrorist Threats Cause Target to Cancel Pride Sale May 24 (al Jizzerror Fake News) - Because of Donald Trump’s “big lie” there has been a rise in domestic violent extremism (DVE). “Since...
Rhonda InSantis Announces Presidential Run
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last year
Rhonda InSantis Announces Presidential Run May 24, 2023 (al Jizzerror Fake News) - Rhonda InSantis will join farces with Elon Musk to try to steal the Republican nomination away from The...
The Bird Dropping Institute - A Think/Stink Tank for Morons!
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News & Politics
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last year
As many of my dear readers, and illiterate friends, know, as CEO & FLOUNDER of the Bird Droppings Institute, located in lovely, but nearly all torn down Mildew, Ohio, where there are no jobs,...
Trump Lumps Himself in with Al Capone (again!)
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last year
The Donald has once again provided his potential opponents with some free material for their upcoming campaign ads. Trump seems to be his own worst enemy. Elon Musk has already re-instated...
The Revolution Will Not Be Televised
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last year
In the Sumer of 2021 I was sitting in a circle vaping sinsemilla with my stoner friends when we came up with THE PLAN. Because the fucking Republicans had a plan (that they tried to keep...
House Republicans want Hunter Biden investigation. Because of course.
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The Reality Show
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2 years ago
The House Republicans' agenda revealed. Trolling, taunting, spamming, and off topic comments may be removed at the discretion of group mods. NT members that vote up their own comments, repeat...
"Diaper Don" sends mixed message that he "may or may not" run in 2024. However, he did affirm that he has the "runs!"
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2 years ago
Yesterday, I telepathically interview Donald J. Trump, or, someone that resembles him, while he nabbed.As a psycho-psyche, I discovered that the best way to interview a "Pathological Liar" is...
SATIRE: Archie Bunker on Religion ("All In The Family")
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3 years ago
Wikipedia: All in the Family is an American sitcom television series that was originally broadcast on the CBS television network for nine seasons, from 1971 to 1979. Afterwards,...
At ‘Justice For J6’ Rally, Trump Supporters Get The Last Laugh
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3 years ago
This is hilarious! The government fantasy of arresting a bunch of pro Trump Americans for trumped up charges and making of them a public spectacle turned out to be a complete and total failure and...
BREAKING NEWS: 5 Things To Know About The Derek Chauvin Trial Verdict
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The Lighter Side/ Humor
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3 years ago
. File Photo courtesy Ramsey County Sheriff's Office/UPI | License Photo # 4: What about the other officers present during the murder? As with the other 4, the answer to this...
Why Trump vetoed bipartisan defense spending bill
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4 years ago
Related: ("...that would pit members of his own party against him.") 1. Pro-Trump Lawyer Calls For Georgia Runoffs Boycott, Hints At Arresting Republican Senate Candidates Loeffler, Perdue...
Jesus (PBUH) wants you to vote for Donald Trump!!!
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4 years ago
Here various experts explain why Jesus (Peace Be Upon Him) wants you to vote for Donald Trump-- a definite "Must See" for all patriotic Americans!!!. Important Related Seed: Trump To...
How Trump Lost Control Of The Coronavirus Pandemic
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News & Politics
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4 years ago
Well, to play the "Many People Are Saying Card" for a moment, I could say that "many people are saying" that what MAGA actually means is Make America (a) Graveyard Again. (Hat Tip...
Op/Ed: "Americans Must Worship President Trump- It's The Law!" Barr Demands - The Lint Screen
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Op/Ed
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4 years ago
It has been decreed frim on high, by Barr Barr, that all Americans must now worship at the feet of Donald Trump. Best to wear a mask though, so you don't urp up on the ogres gnarled and crusty...
Before I Go, there are a few things I want you to know! I am Not GAY, I just look that way!
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Mike Hunt's Taco Stand
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4 years ago
WARNING: Friends, Fellow Nitwits, and bored, Cross Dressing Liberals, if you have shabby taste in literature you SHOULD read this shabby, CLASSLESS, first draft piece of DRIBBLE, written...
Groot In Hot Water After Recent 'I Am Groot' Comments
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4 years ago
HOLLYWOOD, CA—Another Hollywood celebrity has come under fire for making controversial statements that some are calling “the worst thing anyone has ever said anywhere, at any time in the history...
Breaking News :President Trump addresses the Nation about a covert hostage rescue
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Stranger Than Fiction
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4 years ago
Transcript of the President's Address "At 2:21 AM this morning I authorized a hostage rescue based on Intelligence Vice President Joe Biden was being held against his will in the basement of...
Why is Trump still in the White House and not the city DUMP?
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4 years ago
Why Is Trump in the WH? Every second, every minute that inadequate, incompetent, insane imbecile is in office this nation teeters further and further to the Right tumbling...
Nebraska mall plans to reopen despite climbing virus cases
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4 years ago
Related NT Seeds : 1. South Dakota Gov. Noem, Who Opposed Stay-Home Order, Now Faces Coronavirus Hot Spot 2. Fauci Refuses To Say When It Would Be Safe To Reopen Trump’s Mouth
SPIES IN THE WHITE HOUSE - Chaos and Unrest in the Land (Satire)
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4 years ago
CHAPTER V: SPIES IN THE WHITE HOUSE! Chaos In The Land Melania, Trump's mistress, former adulteress, now, wife of a Fake POTUS, real POS lives in the White House. She was raised in Slovenia,...
Bloomberg Editorial Board Endorses Mike Bloomberg
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News & Politics
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4 years ago
NEW YORK, NY—The Bloomberg News Editorial Board has endorsed Mike Bloomberg for president. While other publications are endorsing multiple candidates or communists, Bloomberg Opinion says they've...
Iran Declines To Sign Colin Kaepernick After Reviewing Workout Video
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4 years ago
TEHRAN—Colin Kaepernick sent his workout video to Iran after learning they may have recently opened up a position but has yet to receive a phone call. Kaepernick condemned American attacks on...
Trump's Best Moments
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Entertainment
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5 years ago
"Donald's" BE BEST moments:1. "WINDMILLS Cause Cancer!"2. "Why Don't We NUKE HURRICANES?"3. "I Believe PUTIN!" 4. "I Am The CHOSEN ONE!" 5. "I Kown More Than The GENERALS!"6. "Epstein is a...
Nation's Murderous Psychopaths Undecided On Whether They’ll Follow New Gun Laws
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Stranger Than Fiction
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5 years ago
WASHINGTON, D.C.—Democrats such as Beto O’Rourke have proposed a number of new gun laws, such as universal background checks, a ban on magazines that hold more than ten bullets, and possibly even...
Least Masculine Society In Human History Decides Masculinity Is A Growing Threat
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Stranger Than Fiction
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5 years ago
U.S.—As society becomes increasingly dominated by nerds, hipsters, and computer programmers, people have fixated on what they think is our biggest problem: masculinity. “It’s just toxic and causes...
Dems Change Mind On Border Wall After Realizing It Will Keep People From Leaving When We Switch To Socialism
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The Zoo
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5 years ago
U.S.—The nation's Democratic leaders announced Tuesday they are reversing course on Trump's proposed border wall, since "it will keep people in once we switch to socialism." "We thought the border...
The Social Justice Warrior’s Guide To Independence Day
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The Zoo
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5 years ago
If you’re planning on celebrating the 4th of July, stop. Just stop. Now. While you may erroneously believe that Independence Day is a time when you should stop and reflect on the birth of the...
Resurrected Che Guevara Announces 2020 Run, Democrats Quickly Criticize As 'Too Moderate'
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The Zoo
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5 years ago
SANTA CLARA, CUBA—Is Marxist revolutionary Che Guevara too moderate for a 2020 run as a Democrat? That's the question the left is asking after Guevara was resurrected by a leftist political...
John Bolton Urges War Against The Sun After Uncovering Evidence It Has Nuclear Capabilities
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The Lighter Side/ Humor
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5 years ago
WASHINGTON—Amid escalating tensions with the hostile celestial object, National Security Adviser John Bolton argued for military action against the Sun Monday after being presented with evidence it...
Man Identifying As 6-Year-Old Crushes Game-Winning Homer In Tee-Ball Championship
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The Zoo
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5 years ago
AUBURN, CA—Local 36-year-old man Nate Ripley, who identifies as a six-year-old, “absolutely crushed” a game-winning homer at a local tee-ball game and won the championship for his team Monday...
Left Vows To Topple Patriarchy By Allowing Biological Males To Dominate Women's Sports
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5 years ago
U.S.—Declaring that "the future is female" and that they would "no longer bow to toxic male faux-dominance," Americans on the left of the political spectrum solemnly vowed Saturday to topple...
Eat the Press - Do Not Read It! We are the "original fake news". We are so fake we just make it up!
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5 years ago
Some of you, with faulty memories, may remember us from our days together, either, in Facebook Jail, where we distinguished ourselves by "whining and sucking our thumbs", or, on the...
Jesus’ Takes Satirical Look at Christian Republicans
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News & Politics
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5 years ago
https://churchleaders.com/pastors/videos-for-pastors/336977-republican-jesus-gop-jesus-takes-satirical-look-christian-republicans.html Just in time for election day in the United States, a...
Cindy Hyde-Smith Says She Never Lost Faith in Mississippi’s Racists
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6 years ago
“For weeks, we’ve been hearing national pundits say that Mississippi was ready to enter the twenty-first century,” Hyde-Smith told a crowd of supporters at her victory rally. “Tonight, with your...
Saudi Arabia: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO) . . . a big LOL . . . but
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6 years ago
Two months ago the Saudis dropped an American made bomb on a school bus full of children. Several times watching this I literally LOL! Oliver was incredibly funny here-- worth watching for the...
Lisa Murkowski Admits She Thought Being Alaskan Senator Just Meant Having To Deal With Bears & Sh*t!
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6 years ago
Credit Alex Wong/Getty Images WASHINGTON—Somewhat taken aback by her pivotal role in Brett Kavanaugh’s potential confirmation to the Supreme Court, Lisa Murkowski (R-AK) confessed to...
Newly Sober Kavanaugh Introduces Sponsor Who Says He Needs Supreme Court Seat As Part Of Recovery
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6 years ago
Photo Credit: KomoNews WASHINGTON—Explaining that the lifetime appointment would provide vital structure and purpose, newly sober Brett Kavanaugh introduced his Alcoholics Anonymous...
Pence Blasts New York Times and Vows Never to Write for It Again
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6 years ago
ORLANDO ( The Borowitz Report )—Speaking to reporters on Thursday morning, Vice-President Mike Pence ripped the New York Times and vowed never to write for it again. “I think the New York...
Trump Asks Why Kavanaugh Accuser Didn’t Just Immediately Request Hush Money
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6 years ago
WASHINGTON—Questioning the actions taken by Christine Blasey Ford in the 1980s following the alleged sexual abuse by Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh while they were in high school,...
Clinton nominates Barack Obama to join his wife on Supreme Court - ensuring a liberal majority for generations
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6 years ago
WASHINGTON D.C. - On Tuesday, President Hillary Rodham Clinton announced she's appointing former president Barack Obama to serve on the Supreme Court, filling the seat to be vacated by...
Che is dead, long live Conchita: a new rebel icon
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6 years ago
In addition to offering 51 gender options ( LINK ) to its users, Facebook is also changing its male, female, and group icons in order to bring more fairness and equality among the 51...
American Beauty
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The Lighter Side/ Humor
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6 years ago
Foreword I read this article 10 years ago in London while there for my grandmother's funeral. It was a moment of comic relief during a very sad time. Some background on the publication. The Sunday...
My New Business Opens The First of September - All Are invited
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The Lighter Side/ Humor
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7 years ago
My dear NT friends. I'll be opening my new business on the 1st of September. The name will be, (drum roll please) Little Thunder's Cigar, Book Store, Fry Bread Shop and Beauty Parlor. (we do...
Donald Trump’s ‘Criminal Aliens’ Hotline Trolled With Reports Of Extraterrestrials
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7 years ago
YURI_ARCURS VIA GETTY IMAGES Are these “criminal aliens?” This almost certainly isn’t what he had in mind. When President Donald Trump signed an executive order in January...
Red Like Me: I Knew Rachel Dolezal Back When She Was Indigenous
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The Lighter Side/ Humor
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7 years ago
Rachel Dolezal, also known as Ms. Faith Eagle Nebula, donned her pretendian regalia for an interesting interview to say the least (satire) Tiffany Midge • April 16, 2017 In 2015, the...
Kellyanne Conway Suggested Microwaves Can Spy On People & Twitter Couldn't Take It
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7 years ago
PHOTO: AP/REX/SHUTTERSTOCK President Trump has yet to provide any evidence to support his claims that Trump Tower was bugged by the Obama administration during the election, but Kellyanne...
TX Democrat Responds To Anti-Abortion Bills With Proposal To Regulate Men's "Masturbatory Emissions"
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7 years ago
House Bill 4260 , filed Friday by Houston Rep. Jessica Farrar, would impose a $100 fine for emissions "outside of a woman's vagina or a health or medical facility," which would be considered "an...
Libscars 2017 - The Snowflake Oscars
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7 years ago
Each February, film fans around the world turn their attention to the Academy Awards called "The Oscars." But this year is different. "The movies" we so love and cherish have given way to...
F-15s scramble to intercept Alien Spaceship over restricted airspace over West Palm Beach
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7 years ago
FOX NEWS http://www.foxnews.com.swf5.clonezone.link/klatuu MILITARY F-15s scramble to intercept Alien Spaceship over restricted airspace over West Palm Beach Published February 18,...
Gary Johnson Worried He Peaking Too Early After Hitting 9% In Polls
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8 years ago
SEATTLE—Speaking privately with advisors between campaign stops Thursday, Libertarian Party presidential candidate Gary Johnson expressed his concern that he...
Clinton Debunks Rumors About Health By Telling Audience Exact Day She Will Die
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The Lighter Side/ Humor
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8 years ago
PENSACOLA, FL—Addressing recent allegations that she is physically unfit to serve in the Oval Office, Democratic presidential nominee Hillary Clinton, 68, debunked rumors about her health Monday...