Tagged: Satire

Hide, Fido! - by Andy Borowitz - The Borowitz Report

Via: • SiNNERs and ButtHeads • 5 Comments • yesterday

Turning off the News

Via: bob-nelson • News & Politics • 53 Comments • 4 days ago

Giuliani Warns Matt Gaetz That Trump Never Pays His Attorneys

Via: • SiNNERs and ButtHeads • 48 Comments • yesterday

Man Pretending To Be Straight Pretends To Hunt

Via: gregtx • Satire • 24 Comments • one month ago

Kamala Greets Latino Crowd With 'Donde Esta La Biblioteca?'

Via: gregtx • Satire • 51 Comments • one month ago

Democrats Perplexed Why Candidate Nobody Ever Voted For Is Slipping In The Polls

Via: gregtx • The Zoo • 1 Comments • one month ago

Melania's Book Withdrawn After it Accidentally Included Her Prenuptial Agreement

Via: • SiNNERs and ButtHeads • 25 Comments • one month ago

All Charges Dropped After Diddy Claims He's Just A Knucklehead

Via: gregtx • The Zoo • 2 Comments • 2 months ago

'共产主义是最好的! 好好好!' Says Tim Walz In Eloquent Rebuttal Of Alleged Ties To China

Via: gregtx • The Zoo • 8 Comments • 2 months ago

Trump Says He Will be too Senile to Debate in Late October

Via: • SiNNERs and ButtHeads • 14 Comments • 2 months ago

SATIRE! For those who don't know who Andy Borowitz is

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Rebel News not eligible for journalism tax credits, files with Russian government instead

Via: hallux • Satire • 2 Comments • 2 months ago

Democrats Concerned California Wildfires May Burn Up Their Stock Of Prefilled Kamala Harris Ballots

Via: gregtx • Satire • 3 Comments • 2 months ago

Biden Says If Trump Was Such A Great President, How Come He Couldn't Stop 9/11

Via: gregtx • The Zoo • 1 Comments • 4 months ago

Exhausted Journalist Finally Gets To Bed After Long Day Of Copying And Pasting Democrat Talking Points

Via: gregtx • The Zoo • 2 Comments • 4 months ago

White House Claims Terrible Economy Is Just A Deepfake

Via: gregtx • The Zoo • 3 Comments • 5 months ago

After Seeing How Much Money Trump Raised, Biden Calls Up DA Bragg To Ask If He Can Get Charged With A Felony Or Two | Babylon Bee

Via: jeremy-in-nc • Satire • 0 Comments • 6 months ago

DOZENS OF REPUBLICAN LEADERS IMMEDIATELY CALL FOR TRUMP TO BE REPLACED AS GOP NOMINEE FOLLOWING GUILTY VERDICT

By: • NEWSMucks • 26 Comments • 6 months ago

Ilhan Omar Paraglides Into Columbia Campus To Lead Protests

Via: gregtx • Satire • 7 Comments • 7 months ago

10 Famous Presidential Quotes If All Presidents Spoke Like Joe Biden

Via: gregtx • Satire • 5 Comments • 7 months ago

10 Achievements Biden Will Cover Tonight During The State Of The Union

Via: gregtx • The Zoo • 119 Comments • 9 months ago

Biden Visits Border To Cut Ribbon For Official Border Grand Opening

Via: gregtx • Satire • 11 Comments • 9 months ago

Get A Load Of These Insane Christian Nationalists Who Believed Rights Come From God And Not The Government

Via: gregtx • The Zoo • 26 Comments • 9 months ago

East Palestine Witnesses Another Train Wreck

Via: gregtx • Satire • 86 Comments • 9 months ago

Devout Catholic Joe Biden Gives Up Cognitive Tests For Lent

Via: gregtx • Satire • 4 Comments • 9 months ago

Libertarians Nominate Hot New Candidate 'None Of These'

Via: gregtx • Satire • 3 Comments • 10 months ago

Kamala Harris Found Mentally Unfit To Replace Biden

Via: gregtx • Satire • 1 Comments • 10 months ago

Biden Touts Productive Climate Change Meeting With French Leader Napoleon Bonaparte

Via: gregtx • Satire • 11 Comments • 10 months ago

New Senate Anti-Murder Bill Caps Murders At 5,000 Per Day

Via: gregtx • Satire • 2 Comments • 10 months ago

Biden Names Elmo New Press Secretary

Via: gregtx • Satire • 3 Comments • 10 months ago

Vince McMahon Faces Allegations of Trafficking

By: • The Banned Played On • 10 Comments • 10 months ago

Jan. 29, 2024 al Jizzerror Fake News Vincent Kennedy McMahon was recently implicated in grotesque sex scandal involving allegations of trafficking and engaging in fecal sex play. I guess...

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Why Do Generals Worry About Trump?

By: • The Banned Played On • 7 Comments • 9 months ago

Jan. 26, 2024 al Jizzerror Fake News What do generals really think about the prospect of a Trump dicktatershit? Trump is an existential threat. The donald is also a fucking traitor....

Trump is A Big Wiener in New Hampshire

By: • The Banned Played On • 33 Comments • 10 months ago

Jan. 24, 2024 al Jizzerror Fake News Trump is a big wiener in Hew Hampshire, butt he won the primary anyway. Will Trump now have the courage to debate? Trump looks good, doesn't he?...

Supreme Court Rules It's Illegal For National Guard To Guard Nation

Via: gregtx • The Zoo • 4 Comments • 10 months ago

Ron DeSantis Quits!

By: • The Banned Played On • 17 Comments • 10 months ago

Ron DeSantis woke up (yes, he's "woke" now) and smelled the poop. It was the smell of his presidential campaign going down the toilet. DeSantis was once considered to be the heir...

Trump's Theory of Magnetism

By: • The Banned Played On • 6 Comments • 10 months ago

Water has no effect on magnets but apparently The Donald thinks water washes off magnetic properties. If Biden said anything that stupid Fox would say it proves he’s senile.

Republican Caucuses Turn Iowa Blue

By: • The Banned Played On • 3 Comments • 10 months ago

Jan 15 (al Jizzerror Fake News) - A “bomb cyclone” has brought Arctic weather to Iowa as Republicans huddled together trying not to freeze their caucuses off. A Wind Chill Warning has been...

Appeals Court Hears Trump’s Immunity Case

By: • The Banned Played On • 3 Comments • 11 months ago

Appeals Court Hears Trump’s Immunity Case Jan 10, 2024 (al Jizzerror Fake News) - In the federal appeals court, the former president’s lawyers claimed that Trump has unlimited...

Democrats Disprove Claims They Will Covertly Rig Election By Rigging It In Plain Sight

Via: gregtx • Satire • 15 Comments • 11 months ago

Bill Cosby Joins Hamas So Feminists Will Stop Condemning Him For Rape

Via: krishna • Satire • 25 Comments • last year

Important Related Articles: 1. Israel And Activists Accuse U.N. Of Slow Response To Accounts Of Hamas Militants Raping Women 2. #Lilith: The Silence Surrounding the Sexual Violence of...

School tells parents it will NOT be providing litter trays for pupils who identify as cats and warns 'this kind of behaviour is not acceptable'

Via: krishna • News & Politics • 17 Comments • last year

Robert E. Lee Statue Gives One Final Thumbs-Up As It's Melted Down

Via: gregtx • News & Politics • 121 Comments • last year

The Republican Party SOLD OUT America, and now sucks at the Billionaires Tit!

By: eat-the-press-do-not-read-it • News & Politics • 27 Comments • last year

My Fellow NEW TALKERS.COM Fiends, it is with great regret that I must inform you that the Republican Party you once knew, respected, and considered the Party of Adults, is now the Party of...

Is Marjorie Taylor Greene a Neanderthal?

By: • The Banned Played On • 51 Comments • last year

Neanderthals in popular culture Neanderthals have been depicted in popular culture since the early 20th century. Early depictions conveyed and perpetuated notions of proverbially crude,...

Trump Says There Are 'Very Fine People On Both Sides' Of Baby Murder Issue

Via: gregtx • Satire • 3 Comments • last year

The Meanest Meme Of the Year

By: • The Banned Played On • 10 Comments • last year

Like many of you, I enjoy creating memes. This is the cruelest meme I have created this year. It's based on a true story: 2 dead, more than 40 injured in rollover crash of bus...

Sarah Palin Advocates Civil War

By: • The Banned Played On • 94 Comments • last year

Sarah Palin Advocates Civil War August 25, 2023 ( al Jizzerror Fake News ) - Sarah Palin apparently wants to be Trump’s running mate. I hope she “helps” The Donald as much...

Ron DeSantis Declared War on Mexico at Debate

By: • The Banned Played On • 158 Comments • last year

Ron DeSantis Declared War on Mexico at Debate After pretending to be a Navy SEAL in Iraq early in the debate, Ron “Combat” DeSantis said he would send US armed forces into Mexico on “DAY...

Trump Asked AI for Debate Strategy

By: • The Banned Played On • 11 Comments • last year

Trump Asked AI for Debate Strategy August 21, 2023 ( al Jizzerror Fake News ) Former President Donald Trump sought advice from a super computer on tonight’s Republican presidential...

Melania Concerned That Trump Will Be Unavailable to Attend Divorce Proceedings

Via: hal-a-lujah • News & Politics • 70 Comments • last year

Elon Musk is Afraid to Fight Mark Zuckerberg

By: • The Banned Played On • 20 Comments • last year

Elon Musk is afraid of Mark Zuckerberg Aug. 14, 2023 (alJizzerror Fake News) - Elon Musk pretends to be a tough guy but he is actually a fucking wuzz. He probably thought he could...

Rhonda Santis is Channeling Rick Santorum

By: • The Banned Played On • 8 Comments • last year

Rhonda Santis is Channeling Rick Santorum July 29, 2023 (al Jizzerror Fake News) - Have you noticed that Rhonda Santis is pretending to be masculine? Rhonda isn’t in the closet with...

Twitter Is Going Nuts Over Donald Trump's Awkward Kiss

By: • The Banned Played On • 15 Comments • last year

Twitter Is Going Nuts Over Donald Trump's Awkward Kiss With a Republican Woman Who Is Not Named Melania Kristyn Burtt Fri, July 21, 2023, 3:09 PM EDT Twitter is going nuts after a...

Mathematicians Overrun Florida Neighborhood

By: • The Banned Played On • 18 Comments • last year

Mathematicians Overrun Florida Neighborhood The Lionhead Rabbit Invasion Feral rabbits are considered Florida’s new “invasive species”. In the suburbs of Fort Lauderdale, there’s a...

DeSantis May Deport Lionel Messi

By: • The Banned Played On • 49 Comments • last year

DeSantis May Deport Lionel Messi July 16, 2023 (al Jizzerror Fake News) - Lionel Messi is the world’s best soccer player and he is coming to the United States. Unfortunately he signed with...

The Freedumb Caucus Feud

By: • The Banned Played On • 14 Comments • last year

Freedumb Caucus feud just got even more ridiculous Two weeks after its members voted to oust Greene, it's not clear whether the vote was even successful. The Freedom Caucus is infamous...

CASEY DESANTIS: A MAN OF INTEGRITY AND HONOR

By: • The Banned Played On • 3 Comments • last year

Twitter Users Notice Something Weird In Resurfaced Ron DeSantis Beach Pic A campaign photo from 2015 is making waves because of one bizarre little detail However,...

Ron DeSantis Declares War on the LGBTQ Community

By: • The Banned Played On • 17 Comments • last year

Ron DeSantis is determined to run to the right of The Donald. He is now featuring the most homophobic video in political history. While trying to (inaccurately) portray Trump as "pro-LGBTQ,...

Did Melanoma "Screw-the -Pooch"?

By: • The Banned Played On • 4 Comments • last year

Melania Trump Just Released a New Financial Venture That Landed Multiple A-Listers in Legal Trouble Melania Trump Just Released a New Financial Venture That Landed Multiple...

Gay Couple Cited by Christian Web Designer who Won Supreme Court Case may not Exist

By: • The Banned Played On • 16 Comments • last year

Gay couple cited by Christian web designer who won Supreme Court case may not exist A report in the New Republic raised questions about a 2016 inquiry that the plaintiff in a major Supreme...

Why Did the Snow in Utah turn Pink?

By: • The Banned Played On • 33 Comments • last year

Utah Blanketed by Pink Snow for Pride Day June 17, 2023 (al Jizzerror Fake News) - The plentiful snow pack in Utah has turned pink. It is purely coincidental that it happened on "Pride...

DeSantis Supporters Visit Disney World

By: • The Banned Played On • 2 Comments • last year

Nazis Visit Disney World June 17, 2023 (al Jizzerror Fake News) - Nazi protestors visited Disney World to show their displeasure for a liberal mouse. They also enjoyed the opportunity...

Transphobic “America First” Anti-Immigrant Beer Drinkers Make Modelo America’s #1 Beer

By: • The Banned Played On • 85 Comments • last year

Transphobic “America First” Anti-Immigrant Beer Drinkers Make Modelo America’s #1 Beer June 16, 2023 (al Jizzerror Fake News) - Bud Light was the most popular beer in the US for over...

Trump has a New Enemy

By: • The Banned Played On • 25 Comments • last year

Like Nixon, Trump has an ever growing enemies list. I proudly volunteer to be a part of that illustrious group. Trump Names A Baffling New Enemy In Latest Unhinged All-Caps Rant Ed Mazza...

Can Republicans Solve the Fake Debt Ceiling Crisis They Created?

By: • The Banned Played On • 82 Comments • last year

Can Republicans Solve the Fake Debt Ceiling Crisis They Created? May 27, 2023 (al Jizzerror Fake News) - Kevin McCarthy and his fellow Retrumplicans decided to make the debt ceiling a...

2,000 Children were Molested by the Catholick Clergy in Illinois

By: • The Banned Played On • 1 Comments • last year

2,000 Children were Molested by the Catholick Clergy in Illinois May 25 (al Jizzerror Fake News) - Pedophile Priests are a Catholick tradition. Covering up to protect the perverts is also a...

2,000 Children were Molested by the Catholick Clergy in Illinois/ Satire

By: • The Banned Played On • 29 Comments • last year

2,000 Children were Molested by the Catholick Clergy in Illinois May 25 (al Jizzerror Fake News) - Pedophile Priests are a Catholick tradition. Covering up to protect the perverts is also a...

NAZI Terrorist Threats Cause Target to Cancel Pride Sale

By: • The Banned Played On • 149 Comments • last year

NAZI Terrorist Threats Cause Target to Cancel Pride Sale May 24 (al Jizzerror Fake News) - Because of Donald Trump’s “big lie” there has been a rise in domestic violent extremism (DVE). “Since...

Rhonda InSantis Announces Presidential Run

By: • The Banned Played On • 70 Comments • last year

Rhonda InSantis Announces Presidential Run May 24, 2023 (al Jizzerror Fake News) - Rhonda InSantis will join farces with Elon Musk to try to steal the Republican nomination away from The...

San Francisco Announces Plan To Release Monkeys Onto The Streets To Fling Away All The Poo

Via: gregtx • Satire • 10 Comments • last year

Melania Trump Seen Wearing "I Don't Care" Jacket | The New Yorker

Via: jbb • Satire • 2 Comments • last year

DeSantis to Replace Disney World with "Dilbert" Theme Park | The New Yorker

Via: jbb • Satire • 3 Comments • last year

Trump To Be Indicted For Removing Mattress Tag In 1997

Via: jeremy-in-nc • Satire • 7 Comments • last year

DeSantis Rounds Up Disney Characters and Puts Them on Bus to New York | The New Yorker

Via: jbb • News & Politics • 11 Comments • last year

Mitch McConnell Hospitalized

By: • The Banned Played On • 86 Comments • last year

Well, it's happened again. Moscow Mitch McConnell has taken another fall. Doctors believe his shell protected him from serious injury. Several onlookers helped roll him off of his back butt...

Ron DeSantis: Puss in Boots

By: • The Banned Played On • 44 Comments • last year

Yesterday, in his "State of the State Address" the Florida Man declared a culture war! As a part of his "War against Wokeness" DeSantis is planning to provide school children with a new...

Putin's Show of Farce

By: • The Banned Played On • 33 Comments • last year

President Biden made a gutsy trip to war torn Ukraine last Monday. Biden praised President Zelensky and the Ukrainian people for their bravery and resolve in the ongoing war with Russia. He...

The Bird Dropping Institute - A Think/Stink Tank for Morons!

By: eat-the-press-do-not-read-it • News & Politics • 27 Comments • last year

As many of my dear readers, and illiterate friends, know, as CEO & FLOUNDER of the Bird Droppings Institute, located in lovely, but nearly all torn down Mildew, Ohio, where there are no jobs,...

Pete Buttigieg Celebrates 24 Hours Without A Train Derailment

Via: gregtx • Satire • 17 Comments • last year

Extraterrestrials Admit Responsibility for Unidentified Objects but Claim They Were Only Monitoring Weather

Via: • The Beacon • 3 Comments • last year

Trump Lumps Himself in with Al Capone (again!)

By: • The Banned Played On • 15 Comments • last year

The Donald has once again provided his potential opponents with some free material for their upcoming campaign ads. Trump seems to be his own worst enemy. Elon Musk has already re-instated...

Man caught stealing eggs from Loblaws charged with theft over $5,000

Via: hallux • Satire • 17 Comments • last year

Danielle Smith warns that Justin Trudeau’s reckless politics will get 400 million Albertans fired

Via: hallux • Satire • 9 Comments • last year

Trump Claims That Biden Having Classified Documents Is Worse Because He Reads | The New Yorker

Via: jbb • News & Politics • 1 Comments • last year

The Revolution Will Not Be Televised

By: • The Banned Played On • 27 Comments • last year

In the Sumer of 2021 I was sitting in a circle vaping sinsemilla with my stoner friends when we came up with THE PLAN. Because the fucking Republicans had a plan (that they tried to keep...

Kari Lake Flips Out at 7-Eleven After Buying Losing Lottery Ticket | The New Yorker

Via: jbb • News & Politics • 4 Comments • 2 years ago

DOJ Arrests Sam Bankman-Fried For Running Out Of Bribery Money

Via: gregtx • Satire • 4 Comments • 2 years ago

Herschel Walker Claims Election Was Rigged Against Person with Fewer Votes | The New Yorker

Via: jbb • Satire • 4 Comments • 2 years ago

America Bans Stuffed Panda Bear Dolls

By: • Confucius • 8 Comments • 2 years ago

America Bans Stuffed Panda Bear Dolls SATIRE: The National Security Agency has determined that panda bears, whether live in zoos or beloved children's companion dolls must be banned...

Tim Cook Says He's Ready To Pull Twitter From App Store Once President Xi Gives The Order

Via: gregtx • Satire • 4 Comments • 2 years ago

New book pictures J. Edgar Hoover as drag queen - UPI Archives

Via: jbb • News & Politics • 5 Comments • 2 years ago

Journalists Rush To Scene Of Shooting To Determine Whether It's Politically Useful

Via: gregtx • Satire • 4 Comments • 2 years ago

Ilhan Omar Asks If She Can Quickly Add One More Kind Of Marriage To 'Respect For Marriage Act'

Via: gregtx • Satire • 5 Comments • 2 years ago

House Republicans want Hunter Biden investigation. Because of course.

Via: • The Reality Show • 47 Comments • 2 years ago

The House Republicans' agenda revealed. Trolling, taunting, spamming, and off topic comments may be removed at the discretion of group mods. NT members that vote up their own comments, repeat...

The Twitter Implosion

By: • The Banned Played On • 449 Comments • last year

The Twitter implosion is shaking social media. Elon Musk (the most intelligent person in history) laid off a bunch of Twitter employees and promised to abuse any employees who decided to...

Republicans Seen Googling 'What To Do After Winning An Election'

Via: gregtx • Satire • 18 Comments • 2 years ago

Stacey Abrams Reveals Eight More Problems Besides Inflation You Can Fix By Killing Your Kids

Via: gregtx • Satire • 12 Comments • 2 years ago

Trump Sends January 6th Committee a Note from His Podiatrist

Via: jbb • Satire • 28 Comments • 2 years ago

Herschel Walker Claims He Is Honorary Power Ranger

Via: jbb • Satire • 30 Comments • 2 years ago

Tucker Carlson Warns That Alex Jones's Billion-Dollar Penalty Will Have Chilling Effect on Lying | The New Yorker

Via: jbb • Satire • 1 Comments • 2 years ago

Tucker Carlson Warns That Alex Jones's Billion-Dollar Penalty Will Have Chilling Effect on Lying | The New Yorker

Via: hallux • Satire • 2 Comments • 2 years ago

Democrats Propose Another Inflation Reduction Act To Combat Inflation Created By First Inflation Reduction Act | Babylon Bee

Via: jeremy-in-nc • Satire • 6 Comments • 2 years ago

Sources Allege Trump Stole Plans Revealing White House's Thermal Exhaust Port

Via: gregtx • Satire • 16 Comments • 2 years ago

FBI Sent Itemized Bill For 12-Hour Stay At Mar-A-Lago

Via: gregtx • Satire • 19 Comments • 2 years ago

Opinion: Concerns About FBI Raids Have Been Overblown And There's No Need To Wor---Hang On, There's A Knock At The Door

Via: gregtx • Satire • 10 Comments • 2 years ago

Hunter Biden Breathes Sigh Of Relief As FBI Raid Team Passes By His House On Way to Mar-A-Lago

Via: gregtx • Satire • 16 Comments • 2 years ago

Biden Hires 87,000 Bused-In Migrants As IRS Agents

Via: gregtx • Satire • 8 Comments • 2 years ago

Biden: 'I Don't Know If We're In A Recession, I'm Not A Biologist'

Via: gregtx • Satire • 10 Comments • 2 years ago

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Parents Begin Disguising School Buildings As The Capitol So Congress Will Spend Billions To Protect Them

Via: gregtx • Satire • 41 Comments • 2 years ago

Susan Collins Shocked That Brett Kavanaugh Would Ever Lie to a Woman | The New Yorker

Via: jbb • News & Politics • 1 Comments • 2 years ago

"Diaper Don" sends mixed message that he "may or may not" run in 2024. However, he did affirm that he has the "runs!"

By: eat-the-press-do-not-read-it • News & Politics • 37 Comments • 2 years ago

Yesterday, I telepathically interview Donald J. Trump, or, someone that resembles him, while he nabbed.As a psycho-psyche, I discovered that the best way to interview a "Pathological Liar" is...

Marjorie Taylor Greene Calls Daylight-Saving Time a Conspiracy to Control Clocks | The New Yorker

Via: jbb • News & Politics • 13 Comments • 2 years ago

Putin Upset to Find Ukrainians Less Obedient Than Trump | The New Yorker

Via: • SiNNERs and ButtHeads • 39 Comments • 2 years ago

Pete Buttigieg Says Everyone Worried About Gas Prices Should Just Get Six-Figure Government Job With Free Car Service And Unlimited Parental Leave

Via: gregtx • Satire • 26 Comments • 2 years ago

Biden Sells Alaska Back To Russia So We Can Start Drilling For Oil There Again | The Babylon Bee

Via: gregtx • Satire • 33 Comments • 2 years ago

Weekend Update (Political Satire): Russian Forces Slow Down, Germany Increases Military Production - SNL

Via: krishna • News & Politics • 6 Comments • 2 years ago

Over three minutes of totally irreverent humour! Related Satire: God Is Getting Ready To Do Something Amazing

God Is Getting Ready to Do Something Amazing

Via: krishna • News & Politics • 27 Comments • 2 years ago

Related: Russia-Ukraine Crisis Complicates American White Evangelicals' Love For Putin

Uyghurs In Chinese Concentration Camps Fly Ukrainian Flag So People Will Start Caring About Them

Via: gregtx • Satire • 61 Comments • 2 years ago

Trump Fears Putin Is Too Distracted by Ukraine to Help Him with 2024 Campaign | The New Yorker

Via: jbb • News & Politics • 3 Comments • 2 years ago

Tyranol: The Drug For Conservatives Who Want to Forget They Praised Putin

Via: krishna • News & Politics • 10 Comments • 2 years ago

Biden Warns Russia That If They Don't Stop He Will Deploy Deadly Trans Admiral

Via: jeremy-in-nc • Satire • 7 Comments • 2 years ago

Trump v Toilets

Via: krishna • News & Politics • 11 Comments • 2 years ago

Photo credit: KILO LUX/Shutterstock Evan El-Amin/Shutterstock (Licensed) remix by Jason Reed Important Related Article: Investig ators Find Gaps In White House Logs Of...

Biden Administration Mounts Daring Mission To Evacuate Hunter's Remaining Cash From Ukraine | The Babylon Bee

Via: just-jim-nc-ttth • Satire • 5 Comments • 2 years ago

Finally LOL

Historians Discover Document From 1776 That Removes All Mandates And Restrictions

Via: vic-eldred • The Lighter Side/ Humor • 4 Comments • 2 years ago

If Commercials Were Real Life - My Pillow

Via: krishna • Satire • 3 Comments • 2 years ago

FBI Promises To Make Hoaxes Less Obvious This Year

Via: gregtx • Satire • 5 Comments • 2 years ago

After Conviction For Sex Crimes, Ghislaine Maxwell Announces New Job At CNN

Via: jeremy-in-nc • Satire • 34 Comments • 2 years ago

Kim Jong Un Attends Ivy League University To Learn New Brainwashing Techniques

Via: vic-eldred • Satire • 48 Comments • 3 years ago

SATIRE: Archie Bunker on Religion ("All In The Family")

Via: krishna • News & Politics • 20 Comments • 3 years ago

Wikipedia: All in the Family is an American sitcom television series that was originally broadcast on the CBS television network for nine seasons, from 1971 to 1979. Afterwards,...

Backed-Up Cargo Ships Positioned To Spell Out ‘Let’s Go Brandon’

Via: gregtx • Satire • 11 Comments • 3 years ago

At ‘Justice For J6’ Rally, Trump Supporters Get The Last Laugh

Via: • Americana • 72 Comments • 3 years ago

This is hilarious! The government fantasy of arresting a bunch of pro Trump Americans for trumped up charges and making of them a public spectacle turned out to be a complete and total failure and...

Larry Elder Claims Widespread Evidence of Him Losing | The New Yorker

Via: jbb • News & Politics • 4 Comments • 3 years ago

California Republicans Flee to Florida and Texas in Search of Dumber Governors | The New Yorker

Via: kavika • The Lighter Side/ Humor • 60 Comments • 3 years ago

Evangelicals Unmasked

Via: krishna • News & Politics • 11 Comments • 3 years ago

Sometimes it's hard to understand some of the weirder antics of the MAGA folk. What's actually going on with those irrepressible Trump fanatics? Of course there are several factors influencing...

Hero: Obama Holds Superspreader Event On Climate Change-Endangered Property To Show People What Not To Do

Via: vic-eldred • Entertainment • 8 Comments • 3 years ago

DeSantis Blasts Other Forty-nine States for Making Florida Look Bad

Via: hallux • Satire • 6 Comments • 3 years ago

Kevin McCarthy is right. Here is what the Jan. 6 commission really needs.

Via: hallux • Satire • 14 Comments • 3 years ago

Birds Aren't Real. Movement Says Birds Are Government Drones

Via: krishna • News & Politics • 15 Comments • 3 years ago

If Commercials were Real Life - MyPillow

Via: krishna • The Lighter Side/ Humor • 4 Comments • 3 years ago

Trump to Be Reinstated in August as President of Trump University | The New Yorker

Via: jbb • News & Politics • 4 Comments • 3 years ago

Putin Says He Has No Intention of Reinstating Trump | The New Yorker

Via: jbb • News & Politics • 1 Comments • 3 years ago

Susan Collins Sad That Joe Manchin Has Replaced Her as Most Annoying Senator | The New Yorker

Via: jbb • News & Politics • 15 Comments • 3 years ago

Christian Pornographer Refuses To Film Sex Tape For Gay Couple

Via: jbb • The Zoo • 19 Comments • 3 years ago

BREAKING NEWS: 5 Things To Know About The Derek Chauvin Trial Verdict

Via: krishna • The Lighter Side/ Humor • 7 Comments • 3 years ago

. File Photo courtesy Ramsey County Sheriff's Office/UPI | License Photo # 4: What about the other officers present during the murder? As with the other 4, the answer to this...

Weekend Update: Colin Jost and Michael Che Swap Jokes for Season 46 Finale - SNL (!)

Via: krishna • News & Politics • 3 Comments • 3 years ago

And now here's something that will offend many people ....

G.O.P. Claims Biden Is Artificially Inflating Job-Approval Rating By Displaying Competence | The New Yorker

Via: jbb • News & Politics • 5 Comments • 3 years ago

Dems: 'If America Isn't Racist, How Do You Explain These White Hoods We're Wearing?'

Via: vic-eldred • The Lighter Side/ Humor • 65 Comments • 3 years ago

Navy SEALS Arrest Hillary Clinton—(Satire Warning) - Def-Con News

Via: • The Reality Show • 15 Comments • 3 years ago

New QAnon Theory Predicts Trump Will Return in April as Easter Bunny | The New Yorker

Via: jbb • News & Politics • 9 Comments • 3 years ago

The Terrible Things I Have Said and Done My Entire Life, and Right Up Until a Few Days Ago, Do Not Represent Me As a Person - McSweeney's Internet Tendency

Via: sandy-2021492 • Op/Ed • 18 Comments • 3 years ago

A BOROWITZ REPORT THREESOME

Via: • The Beacon • 2 Comments • 3 years ago

Andy accomplishes the impossible! He imagines even greater absurdity than what is actually happening. That's not easy!

Brilliant Ads DESTROY Georgia Republicans

Via: krishna • News & Politics • 12 Comments • 3 years ago

Important Related Seed: Lawsuit Arguing Pence Can Choose Trump Electors Tossed Out By Judge : NPR More Background Information: Democratic challengers Jon Ossoff and Raphael...

Why Trump vetoed bipartisan defense spending bill

Via: krishna • News & Politics • 7 Comments • 4 years ago

Related: ("...that would pit members of his own party against him.") 1. Pro-Trump Lawyer Calls For Georgia Runoffs Boycott, Hints At Arresting Republican Senate Candidates Loeffler, Perdue...

Mysterious Tower Of Missing Trump Votes Appears In Utah Desert | The Babylon Bee

Via: jbb • News & Politics • 5 Comments • 4 years ago

Dwayne Johnson refuses to 'concede' Sexiest Man Alive title to Michael B. Jordan

Via: • The Reality Show • 23 Comments • 4 years ago

Too funny, I think.

Trump Furious After White House H.R. Schedules His Exit Interview | The New Yorker

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New Trump Lawsuit Seeks to Overturn Obama's 2008 Election | The New Yorker

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"Daddy May Refuse To Lead America Again Because People Are So Mean," Ivanka Says - The Lint Screen

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"Biden Had Dead People And Space Aliens Vote," Declares Don Jr. - The Lint Screen

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Trump Says He Has Been Treated Very Unfairly by People Who Wrote Constitution | The New Yorker

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Colin Jost Shows Off His Wedding Ring on SNL After Marrying Scarlett Johansson

Via: krishna • News & Politics • 3 Comments • 4 years ago

Related:. Scarlett Johansson and Colin Jost Get Married in Intimate Ceremony

Omaha Trump Supporters Stranded In The Cold Still Love Him - The Lint Screen

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Jared Kushner Asks Dad to Bribe His Way Into Electoral College | The New Yorker

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Jesus (PBUH) wants you to vote for Donald Trump!!!

Via: krishna • News & Politics • 37 Comments • 4 years ago

Here various experts explain why Jesus (Peace Be Upon Him) wants you to vote for Donald Trump-- a definite "Must See" for all patriotic Americans!!!. Important Related Seed: Trump To...

How Trump Lost Control Of The Coronavirus Pandemic

Via: krishna • News & Politics • 138 Comments • 4 years ago

Well, to play the "Many People Are Saying Card" for a moment, I could say that "many people are saying" that what MAGA actually means is Make America (a) Graveyard Again. (Hat Tip...

Desperate Trump Alleges Ties Between Joe Biden and Jill Biden | The New Yorker

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Americans Favor Continuing to Mute Trump After Debate | The New Yorker

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Fauci "Ready To Rip That Orange Clown's Face Off" - The Lint Screen

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New Poll Shows Trump Losing to Hunter Biden | The New Yorker

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Trump's collusion with Putin doesn't seem to be working this time!

Crowd Roars In Approval As Makeup-Smeared Trump Begs Rally To Tell Him He's Beautiful

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Barrett "Unsure" About Freedom of Speech And Other "Alleged Rights" - The Lint Screen

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Donald Trump Confident He Will Defeat Hillary Clinton | The New Yorker

Via: jbb • News & Politics • 3 Comments • 4 years ago

The public braces for more of Clinton's eight year old emails.

Ben Carson Wondering Where Everyone at White House Has Gone | The New Yorker

Via: jbb • News & Politics • 3 Comments • 4 years ago

The place was deserted. Nobody tells Ben anything!

Trump Wants All Americans To Get COVID-19, "You'll Never Feel Better" - The Lint Screen

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Prez Sez He's 110%: "I kicked COVID's Ass, I am Superman" - The Lint Screen

Via: jbb • The Lighter Side/ Humor • 18 Comments • 4 years ago

More like 110% bad for America. Vote Democratic!

Biden Campaigns Door-To-Door In JPMorgan Chase Headquarters

Via: • News Viners • 1 Comments • 4 years ago

Well, now we know. Joe Biden has knockers.

Trump Somehow Not Likable Even After Being Coached by Chris Christie and Rudy Giuliani | The New Yorker

Via: jbb • News & Politics • 29 Comments • 4 years ago

Trump is having a lot of trouble overcoming his natural unlikeability...

Trump Declares Victory: "A Tremendous Landslide-- People Love Me" - The Lint Screen

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Well, I guess that settles it /s...

Obama Proposes Cancelling White House's Cable to Get Trump to Leave | The New Yorker

Via: jbb • News & Politics • 3 Comments • 4 years ago

Trump watches up to forty hours of TV each day...

Democrats Favor Expanding Supreme Court by Adding Entire Obama Family | The New Yorker

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Kayleigh McEnany Claims No One Has Worked Harder Than Trump to Protect Americans from Facts | The New Yorker

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Nobody ever worked harder to disinform Americans...

Trump Claims Woodward Impersonated His Voice - The Lint Screen

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Poseidon Strikes Back

By: • Opinions • 29 Comments • 4 years ago

Q: What do you call a bunch of inbred Trumpistas bobbing up and down in the middle of Lake Travis? A: Proud buoys

Trump Blasts Supporters Who Plan to Vote for Him Only Once | The New Yorker

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Tucker Calls Patriots to Arms, "We Must Destroy Biden's America Before It Destroys Us" - The Lint Screen

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Trump Says He Deserves No Blame for State of America Because He Has Not Actually Worked for Past Four Years | The New Yorker

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I've got a rail, tar and feathers if you've got the time...

Study Confirms 100% of Abortions Still None of Your F**king Business

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Trump Warns That Biden Presidency Would Mean Regular Mail Service and Sports | The New Yorker

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Harris Tells Trump She Cannot Send Him Birth Certificate Without Postal Service | The New Yorker

Via: jbb • News & Politics • 19 Comments • 4 years ago

Here we go again. May the best woman win...

Bill Barr Injures Back While Trying to Lift Mailbox Into Truck | The New Yorker

Via: jbb • News & Politics • 2 Comments • 4 years ago

If Barr hurts now wait till he has to put them all back...

Obama Hurt By Trump's Reuse of Birther Strategy: "I Thought It Was a Special Thing Between Him and Me" | The New Yorker

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Trump Questions Whether Oakland Is Located in United States | The New Yorker

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Kamala Harris's Approval Rating Soars After Trump Reminds Nation How "Nasty" She Was to Kavanaugh | The New Yorker

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Trump Accuses Kamala Harris of Maliciously Speaking in Complete Sentences | The New Yorker

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Trump Signs New Executive Order Granting Himself Unemployment Check in January | The New Yorker

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Biden Leading Trump Among Voters Who Favor Being Alive | The New Yorker

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Voters For Trump Ad - SNL

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Trump Signs Executive Order Banning Month of November | The New Yorker

Via: jbb • News & Politics • 51 Comments • 4 years ago

What's next? January?

Aliens Issue Statement Asserting That Sex with Them Does Not Spread the Coronavirus

Via: jbb • News & Politics • 7 Comments • 4 years ago

Trump cannot keep blaming everything on aliens...

Rand Paul Thanks Tom Cotton for Replacing Him as Most Hated Person in Senate

Via: • SiNNERs and ButtHeads • 6 Comments • 4 years ago

We can never have too much of the Borowitz Report around here.

Obama Demands to See Trump's Elementary-School Diploma

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Trump Claims He "Won't Be Able To Pitch For The Yankees" - The Lint Screen

Via: jbb • News & Politics • 10 Comments • 4 years ago

And I was so looking forward to it. Butt, next year he is a free agent.

William Barr Denies Testifying Before Congress | The New Yorker

Via: jbb • News & Politics • 12 Comments • 4 years ago

I don't know. Did Bill Barr "Testify"? It is debatable!

Op/Ed: "Americans Must Worship President Trump- It's The Law!" Barr Demands - The Lint Screen

Via: jbb • Op/Ed • 48 Comments • 4 years ago

It has been decreed frim on high, by Barr Barr, that all Americans must now worship at the feet of Donald Trump. Best to wear a mask though, so you don't urp up on the ogres gnarled and crusty...

In Major Setback for Trump, Court Rules He May Send Troops Only to Cities He Can Identify on Map

Via: jbb • News & Politics • 6 Comments • 4 years ago

Trump doesn't know Sheboygan from Vladivostok!

Feds in Unmarked Van Looking for Suspicious Characters Pick Up Jared Kushner | The New Yorker

Via: jbb • News & Politics • 10 Comments • 4 years ago

It's about time...

Trump Replaces Mary Trump with Kayleigh McEnany as Niece | The New Yorker

Via: jbb • News & Politics • 12 Comments • 4 years ago

It ain't easy being a Trump but the pay is pretty good!

Trump Blames Plummeting Poll Numbers on People Paying Attention When He Talks

Via: jbb • News & Politics • 19 Comments • 4 years ago

Does Trump really think we aren't listening?

Oklahoma! (Satire)

Via: krishna • News & Politics • 14 Comments • 4 years ago

Hat tip: sandy-2021492

Before I Go, there are a few things I want you to know! I am Not GAY, I just look that way!

By: • Mike Hunt's Taco Stand • 37 Comments • 4 years ago

WARNING: Friends, Fellow Nitwits, and bored, Cross Dressing Liberals, if you have shabby taste in literature you SHOULD read this shabby, CLASSLESS, first draft piece of DRIBBLE, written...

Heavily Armed Fans Guard Statue Of Yogi Bear In Case It Turns Out He Supported Confederacy

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Trump Orders Bill Barr to Investigate Nation's Ramps | The New Yorker

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In Bold Anti-Trump Statement, Pelosi Rips Up Bible | The Babylon Bee

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Groot In Hot Water After Recent 'I Am Groot' Comments

Via: 1stwarrior • Entertainment • 4 Comments • 4 years ago

HOLLYWOOD, CA—Another Hollywood celebrity has come under fire for making controversial statements that some are calling “the worst thing anyone has ever said anywhere, at any time in the history...

CNN ARRESTED LIVE ON AIR FOR FAKE NEWS

By: the-peoples-fish-still-hand-of-the-queen • The Zoo • 19 Comments • 4 years ago

Satire: Vice Lays Off Hundreds of Employees And One Speaks Out

By: the-peoples-fish-still-hand-of-the-queen • Stranger Than Fiction • 16 Comments • 4 years ago

Breaking News :President Trump addresses the Nation about a covert hostage rescue

By: the-peoples-fish-still-hand-of-the-queen • Stranger Than Fiction • 31 Comments • 4 years ago

Transcript of the President's Address "At 2:21 AM this morning I authorized a hostage rescue based on Intelligence Vice President Joe Biden was being held against his will in the basement of...

'I Have Never Treated A Woman Inappropriately,' Joe Biden Whispers Into Journalist's Ear | The Babylon Bee

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Why is Trump still in the White House and not the city DUMP?

By: eat-the-press-do-not-read-it • Op/Ed • 142 Comments • 4 years ago

Why Is Trump in the WH? Every second, every minute that inadequate, incompetent, insane imbecile is in office this nation teeters further and further to the Right tumbling...

Iran Quarantines Young Boys To Halt Coronavirus Spread In Men

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When was America Great?

Via: krishna • News & Politics • 51 Comments • 4 years ago

Make America Great Again. A wonderful idea. But-- now that America is no longer great (and therefore has to be made "Great" again)...a logical question arises: When was America...

Nebraska mall plans to reopen despite climbing virus cases

Via: krishna • News & Politics • 58 Comments • 4 years ago

Related NT Seeds : 1. South Dakota Gov. Noem, Who Opposed Stay-Home Order, Now Faces Coronavirus Hot Spot 2. Fauci Refuses To Say When It Would Be Safe To Reopen Trump’s Mouth

Trump Assigns Meat Loaf & Gary Busey To Covid-19 Team

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Fauci Refuses to Say When It Would Be Safe to Reopen Trump’s Mouth

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SPIES IN THE WHITE HOUSE - Chaos and Unrest in the Land (Satire)

By: • SiNNERs and ButtHeads • 45 Comments • 4 years ago

CHAPTER V: SPIES IN THE WHITE HOUSE! Chaos In The Land Melania, Trump's mistress, former adulteress, now, wife of a Fake POTUS, real POS lives in the White House. She was raised in Slovenia,...

Saluting the Heroes of the Pandumbic

Via: krishna • The Lighter Side/ Humor • 18 Comments • 4 years ago

Ya can't make this stuff up!

Bloomberg Editorial Board Endorses Mike Bloomberg

Via: kdmichigan • News & Politics • 20 Comments • 4 years ago

NEW YORK, NY—The Bloomberg News Editorial Board has endorsed Mike Bloomberg for president. While other publications are endorsing multiple candidates or communists, Bloomberg Opinion says they've...

Trump Enraged As Immigrant Child Asks Him For More Gruel

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Iran Declines To Sign Colin Kaepernick After Reviewing Workout Video

Via: kdmichigan • • 3 Comments • 4 years ago

TEHRAN—Colin Kaepernick sent his workout video to Iran after learning they may have recently opened up a position but has yet to receive a phone call. Kaepernick condemned American attacks on...

All I Want for Christmas Is Jews

Via: krishna • News & Politics • 6 Comments • 5 years ago

The ultimate War On Christmas song!

‘The Onion’ Launches New Cover-Up Desk To Suppress Today’s Most Damning Stories

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The Devil Can Legally Turn You Into 'The Little Mermaid' On Halloween, Says 'Former Satanist'

Via: sandy-2021492 • The Lighter Side/ Humor • 19 Comments • 5 years ago

ABC NIGHTLY NEWS: CALIFORNIA WILD FIRES

By: badfish-hd-h-u • News & Politics • 45 Comments • 5 years ago

ABC reporting California is under siege from Massive wild fires! s!

Petition: Expose Mitch McConnell as a Turtle

Via: krishna • News & Politics • 12 Comments • 5 years ago

Michael Scott started this petition to President Donald J. Trump and 8 others Mitch McConnell is a turtle person and he must be stopped. He has strong armed the entire...

It's illegal to say "I want to kill the president"

Via: krishna • News & Politics • 3 Comments • 5 years ago

As political tensions heat up, this is an important warning to those who can't control their tongues!

Trump's Best Moments

By: eat-the-press-do-not-read-it • Entertainment • 176 Comments • 5 years ago

"Donald's" BE BEST moments:1. "WINDMILLS Cause Cancer!"2. "Why Don't We NUKE HURRICANES?"3. "I Believe PUTIN!" 4. "I Am The CHOSEN ONE!" 5. "I Kown More Than The GENERALS!"6. "Epstein is a...

Nation's Murderous Psychopaths Undecided On Whether They’ll Follow New Gun Laws

Via: badfish-hd-h-u • Stranger Than Fiction • 31 Comments • 5 years ago

WASHINGTON, D.C.—Democrats such as Beto O’Rourke have proposed a number of new gun laws, such as universal background checks, a ban on magazines that hold more than ten bullets, and possibly even...

Least Masculine Society In Human History Decides Masculinity Is A Growing Threat

Via: badfish-hd-h-u • Stranger Than Fiction • 71 Comments • 5 years ago

U.S.—As society becomes increasingly dominated by nerds, hipsters, and computer programmers, people have fixated on what they think is our biggest problem: masculinity. “It’s just toxic and causes...

Sorry, I have to go buy Greenland (Satire)

Via: krishna • News & Politics • 7 Comments • 5 years ago

Dems Change Mind On Border Wall After Realizing It Will Keep People From Leaving When We Switch To Socialism

Via: badfish-hd-h-u • The Zoo • 12 Comments • 5 years ago

U.S.—The nation's Democratic leaders announced Tuesday they are reversing course on Trump's proposed border wall, since "it will keep people in once we switch to socialism." "We thought the border...

The Social Justice Warrior’s Guide To Independence Day

Via: badfish-hd-h-u • The Zoo • 143 Comments • 5 years ago

If you’re planning on celebrating the 4th of July, stop. Just stop. Now. While you may erroneously believe that Independence Day is a time when you should stop and reflect on the birth of the...

Resurrected Che Guevara Announces 2020 Run, Democrats Quickly Criticize As 'Too Moderate'

Via: badfish-hd-h-u • The Zoo • 6 Comments • 5 years ago

SANTA CLARA, CUBA—Is Marxist revolutionary Che Guevara too moderate for a 2020 run as a Democrat? That's the question the left is asking after Guevara was resurrected by a leftist political...

John Bolton Urges War Against The Sun After Uncovering Evidence It Has Nuclear Capabilities

Via: sparty-on • The Lighter Side/ Humor • 0 Comments • 5 years ago

WASHINGTON—Amid escalating tensions with the hostile celestial object, National Security Adviser John Bolton argued for military action against the Sun Monday after being presented with evidence it...

Man Identifying As 6-Year-Old Crushes Game-Winning Homer In Tee-Ball Championship

Via: badfish-hd-h-u • The Zoo • 23 Comments • 5 years ago

AUBURN, CA—Local 36-year-old man Nate Ripley, who identifies as a six-year-old, “absolutely crushed” a game-winning homer at a local tee-ball game and won the championship for his team Monday...

Nazikeule Im Dritten Reich (Nazi School in the Third Reich)

Via: krishna • News & Politics • 8 Comments • 5 years ago

This German video perfectly captures what it’s like trying to discuss anything with Nazis. Or Trump cult members. (Often the same group.)

Left Vows To Topple Patriarchy By Allowing Biological Males To Dominate Women's Sports

Via: badfish-hd-h-u • The Zoo • 15 Comments • 5 years ago

U.S.—Declaring that "the future is female" and that they would "no longer bow to toxic male faux-dominance," Americans on the left of the political spectrum solemnly vowed Saturday to topple...

Eat the Press - Do Not Read It! We are the "original fake news". We are so fake we just make it up!

By: eat-the-press-do-not-read-it • News & Politics • 32 Comments • 5 years ago

Some of you, with faulty memories, may remember us from our days together, either, in Facebook Jail, where we distinguished ourselves by "whining and sucking our thumbs", or, on the...

Jesus’ Takes Satirical Look at Christian Republicans

Via: don-overton • News & Politics • 13 Comments • 5 years ago

https://churchleaders.com/pastors/videos-for-pastors/336977-republican-jesus-gop-jesus-takes-satirical-look-christian-republicans.html Just in time for election day in the United States, a...

Breaking News: The Schiff Report is released (Video)

Via: badfish-hd-h-u • The Lighter Side/ Humor • 157 Comments • 5 years ago

Good News, Seamstresses! Smocking Guns Now Available...

By: • SiNNERs and ButtHeads • 49 Comments • 5 years ago

And he says Rex Tillerson is 'dumb as a rock.'

Cindy Hyde-Smith Says She Never Lost Faith in Mississippi’s Racists

Via: don-overton • Op/Ed • 9 Comments • 6 years ago

“For weeks, we’ve been hearing national pundits say that Mississippi was ready to enter the twenty-first century,” Hyde-Smith told a crowd of supporters at her victory rally. “Tonight, with your...

Saudi Arabia: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO) . . . a big LOL . . . but

Via: krishna • News & Politics • 7 Comments • 6 years ago

Two months ago the Saudis dropped an American made bomb on a school bus full of children. Several times watching this I literally LOL! Oliver was incredibly funny here-- worth watching for the...

The #MeToo Game!

Via: badfish-hd-h-u • The Zoo • 3 Comments • 6 years ago

Everyone in America is playing... The #MeToo Game! You've been sexually harassed or assaulted. You are humiliated and upset. It's time to roll the dice! The goal of the game is to...

Lisa Murkowski Admits She Thought Being Alaskan Senator Just Meant Having To Deal With Bears & Sh*t!

Via: krishna • News & Politics • 11 Comments • 6 years ago

Credit Alex Wong/Getty Images WASHINGTON—Somewhat taken aback by her pivotal role in Brett Kavanaugh’s potential confirmation to the Supreme Court, Lisa Murkowski (R-AK) confessed to...

Newly Sober Kavanaugh Introduces Sponsor Who Says He Needs Supreme Court Seat As Part Of Recovery

Via: krishna • News & Politics • 3 Comments • 6 years ago

Photo Credit: KomoNews WASHINGTON—Explaining that the lifetime appointment would provide vital structure and purpose, newly sober Brett Kavanaugh introduced his Alcoholics Anonymous...

Kavanaugh Hearing - SNL Cold Open (with Matt Damon)

Via: krishna • News & Politics • 53 Comments • 6 years ago

I'm a "keg is half" full kinda guy . . .

Pence Blasts New York Times and Vows Never to Write for It Again

Via: • SiNNERs and ButtHeads • 25 Comments • 6 years ago

ORLANDO ( The Borowitz Report )—Speaking to reporters on Thursday morning, Vice-President Mike Pence ripped the New York Times and vowed never to write for it again. “I think the New York...

Trump Asks Why Kavanaugh Accuser Didn’t Just Immediately Request Hush Money

Via: badfish-hd-h-u • The Zoo • 10 Comments • 6 years ago

WASHINGTON—Questioning the actions taken by Christine Blasey Ford in the 1980s following the alleged sexual abuse by Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh while they were in high school,...

Clinton nominates Barack Obama to join his wife on Supreme Court - ensuring a liberal majority for generations

Via: badfish-hd-h-u • The Zoo • 2 Comments • 6 years ago

WASHINGTON D.C. - On Tuesday, President Hillary Rodham Clinton announced she's appointing former president Barack Obama to serve on the Supreme Court, filling the seat to be vacated by...

Che is dead, long live Conchita: a new rebel icon

Via: the-irascible-harry-krishner • News & Politics • 24 Comments • 6 years ago

In addition to offering 51 gender options ( LINK ) to its users, Facebook is also changing its male, female, and group icons in order to bring more fairness and equality among the 51...

The LaPierre Vision

Via: malamuteman • News & Politics • 26 Comments • 6 years ago

Good Morning Boys and Girls, I’m your teacher and you should call me Mrs. White. How are you today, Boys and Girls? Are you afraid? You should be afraid! Do you know why you...

The Person You Can Never Forget

Via: johnrussell • News & Politics • 13 Comments • 6 years ago

Former US politician Hillary Clinton (C) tours the Jahaj Mahal part of an abandoned royal palace complex, while on a personal trip to the ancient city of Mandu in India's...

American Beauty

Via: perrie-halpern • The Lighter Side/ Humor • 16 Comments • 6 years ago

Foreword I read this article 10 years ago in London while there for my grandmother's funeral. It was a moment of comic relief during a very sad time. Some background on the publication. The Sunday...

Jesus and Mo: "Abortion"

Via: krishna • News & Politics • 29 Comments • 6 years ago

Marijuana, The Devil's Flower (by Mr Sunshine)

Via: krishna • The Lighter Side/ Humor • 4 Comments • 6 years ago

My New Business Opens The First of September - All Are invited

Via: kavika • The Lighter Side/ Humor • 30 Comments • 7 years ago

My dear NT friends. I'll be opening my new business on the 1st of September. The name will be, (drum roll please) Little Thunder's Cigar, Book Store, Fry Bread Shop and Beauty Parlor. (we do...

Bill Maher Hilarious Reaction to Trump Firing FBI Director Comey

Via: krishna • News & Politics • 6 Comments • 7 years ago

Donald Trump’s ‘Criminal Aliens’ Hotline Trolled With Reports Of Extraterrestrials

Via: krishna • News & Politics • 9 Comments • 7 years ago

YURI_ARCURS VIA GETTY IMAGES Are these “criminal aliens?” This almost certainly isn’t what he had in mind. When President Donald Trump signed an executive order in January...

Red Like Me: I Knew Rachel Dolezal Back When She Was Indigenous

Via: kavika • The Lighter Side/ Humor • 26 Comments • 7 years ago

Rachel Dolezal, also known as Ms. Faith Eagle Nebula, donned her pretendian regalia for an interesting interview to say the least (satire) Tiffany Midge • April 16, 2017 In 2015, the...

Do Glass Pipes, Incense Prove Teens Are Practicing Shamanism?

Via: krishna • Religion & Ethics • 12 Comments • 7 years ago

(An "Oldie but Goodie" from The Onion News Network)

Hitler reacts to Donald Trump Getting the Republican Nomination for President

Via: krishna • The Lighter Side/ Humor • 15 Comments • 7 years ago

I just came across this...a bit late for the election, but never-the-less . . .

Kellyanne Conway Suggested Microwaves Can Spy On People & Twitter Couldn't Take It

Via: krishna • News & Politics • 10 Comments • 7 years ago

PHOTO: AP/REX/SHUTTERSTOCK President Trump has yet to provide any evidence to support his claims that Trump Tower was bugged by the Obama administration during the election, but Kellyanne...

TX Democrat Responds To Anti-Abortion Bills With Proposal To Regulate Men's "Masturbatory Emissions"

Via: krishna • News & Politics • 16 Comments • 7 years ago

House Bill 4260 , filed Friday by Houston Rep. Jessica Farrar, would impose a $100 fine for emissions "outside of a woman's vagina or a health or medical facility," which would be considered "an...

Flashback "Election Night Triggerings" Volume I

Via: hillary-cankleroo • The Zoo • 8 Comments • 7 years ago

Libscars 2017 - The Snowflake Oscars

Via: xxjefferson51 • News & Politics • 7 Comments • 7 years ago

Each February, film fans around the world turn their attention to the Academy Awards called "The Oscars." But this year is different. "The movies" we so love and cherish have given way to...

F-15s scramble to intercept Alien Spaceship over restricted airspace over West Palm Beach

Via: johnrussell • News & Politics • 27 Comments • 7 years ago

FOX NEWS http://www.foxnews.com.swf5.clonezone.link/klatuu MILITARY F-15s scramble to intercept Alien Spaceship over restricted airspace over West Palm Beach Published February 18,...

Gary Johnson Worried He Peaking Too Early After Hitting 9% In Polls

Via: krishna • News & Politics • 8 Comments • 8 years ago

SEATTLE—Speaking privately with advisors between campaign stops Thursday, Libertarian Party presidential candidate Gary Johnson expressed his concern that he...

Clinton Debunks Rumors About Health By Telling Audience Exact Day She Will Die

Via: kavika • The Lighter Side/ Humor • 14 Comments • 8 years ago

PENSACOLA, FL—Addressing recent allegations that she is physically unfit to serve in the Oval Office, Democratic presidential nominee Hillary Clinton, 68, debunked rumors about her health Monday...

Hide, Fido! - by Andy Borowitz - The Borowitz Report

Turning off the News

Giuliani Warns Matt Gaetz That Trump Never Pays His Attorneys

Man Pretending To Be Straight Pretends To Hunt

Kamala Greets Latino Crowd With 'Donde Esta La Biblioteca?'

Democrats Perplexed Why Candidate Nobody Ever Voted For Is Slipping In The Polls

Melania's Book Withdrawn After it Accidentally Included Her Prenuptial Agreement

All Charges Dropped After Diddy Claims He's Just A Knucklehead

'共产主义是最好的! 好好好!' Says Tim Walz In Eloquent Rebuttal Of Alleged Ties To China

Trump Says He Will be too Senile to Debate in Late October

Funny Memes Group

Rebel News not eligible for journalism tax credits, files with Russian government instead

Democrats Concerned California Wildfires May Burn Up Their Stock Of Prefilled Kamala Harris Ballots

Biden Says If Trump Was Such A Great President, How Come He Couldn't Stop 9/11

Exhausted Journalist Finally Gets To Bed After Long Day Of Copying And Pasting Democrat Talking Points

White House Claims Terrible Economy Is Just A Deepfake

After Seeing How Much Money Trump Raised, Biden Calls Up DA Bragg To Ask If He Can Get Charged With A Felony Or Two | Babylon Bee

DOZENS OF REPUBLICAN LEADERS IMMEDIATELY CALL FOR TRUMP TO BE REPLACED AS GOP NOMINEE FOLLOWING GUILTY VERDICT

Ilhan Omar Paraglides Into Columbia Campus To Lead Protests

10 Famous Presidential Quotes If All Presidents Spoke Like Joe Biden

10 Achievements Biden Will Cover Tonight During The State Of The Union

Biden Visits Border To Cut Ribbon For Official Border Grand Opening

Get A Load Of These Insane Christian Nationalists Who Believed Rights Come From God And Not The Government

East Palestine Witnesses Another Train Wreck

Devout Catholic Joe Biden Gives Up Cognitive Tests For Lent

Libertarians Nominate Hot New Candidate 'None Of These'

Kamala Harris Found Mentally Unfit To Replace Biden

Biden Touts Productive Climate Change Meeting With French Leader Napoleon Bonaparte

New Senate Anti-Murder Bill Caps Murders At 5,000 Per Day

Biden Names Elmo New Press Secretary

Vince McMahon Faces Allegations of Trafficking

Why Do Generals Worry About Trump?

Trump is A Big Wiener in New Hampshire

Supreme Court Rules It's Illegal For National Guard To Guard Nation

Ron DeSantis Quits!

Trump's Theory of Magnetism

Republican Caucuses Turn Iowa Blue

Appeals Court Hears Trump’s Immunity Case

Democrats Disprove Claims They Will Covertly Rig Election By Rigging It In Plain Sight

Bill Cosby Joins Hamas So Feminists Will Stop Condemning Him For Rape

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