Three Out Of Four Americans Have Dildos

Via:  badfish-hd-h-u  •  5 months ago  •  205 comments

Three Out Of Four Americans Have Dildos

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A new survey from the sex toy creator Lovehoney found that three in four Americans own at least one dildo.

That means roughly 70 percent of Americans have a dildo in their homes (or cars, or cubicles, no judgement). While the majority (78 percent) are women, 64 percent of men that answered also own the phallic sex toy. Those 30 and older were more likely (71 percent 40+, 70 percent 30-40) than those 18-30 (68 percent), but not by much.

Lovehoney also found that dildos were HUGE in Iowa, the state's the most likely to have dildo-owning dwellers. Based on the answers from 11,400 sex toy enthusiast respondents, they compiled the list of the top 15 states where dildos are more than likely to reside in drawers and other orifices.

Those states are:

  1. Iowa
  2. New Jersey
  3. Illinois
  4. Pennsylvania
  5. North Carolina
  6. Wisconsin
  7. Maryland
  8. Oregon
  9. Indiana
  10. California
  11. Tennessee
  12. Massachusetts
  13. Washington
  14. Ohio
  15. Michigan

It appears that the South is severely lacking in dildo purchases, while the Midwest and some coastal states are partaking in the penetration. Perhaps it's because states like Texas didn't even allow sex toys until 2003, and now, it's illegal to own more than six dildos at one time. ILLEGAL! That's just unfair all around.

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badfish hαηd ⊕ƒ †hε Ωuεεη
1  seeder  badfish hαηd ⊕ƒ †hε Ωuεεη    5 months ago

I always wondered which states had the most Dildos.

 
 
MonsterMash
1.1  MonsterMash  replied to  badfish hαηd ⊕ƒ †hε Ωuεεη @1    5 months ago

Yeah, that's right up there with which state has the most butt plugs.

 
 
badfish hαηd ⊕ƒ †hε Ωuεεη
1.1.1  seeder  badfish hαηd ⊕ƒ †hε Ωuεεη  replied to  MonsterMash @1.1    5 months ago

Googling....

 
 
calbab
1.1.2  calbab  replied to  badfish hαηd ⊕ƒ †hε Ωuεεη @1.1.1    5 months ago

HA!

BF! You are a 'cut above'! And, you run in your own lane. I just love it! Your avatar simply "conveys."

 
 
badfish hαηd ⊕ƒ †hε Ωuεεη
1.1.3  seeder  badfish hαηd ⊕ƒ †hε Ωuεεη  replied to  calbab @1.1.2    5 months ago

I am proposing that we replace the no avatar hat for those members too lazy to chose one with the pickle.

 
 
Perrie Halpern R.A.
1.1.4  Perrie Halpern R.A.  replied to  badfish hαηd ⊕ƒ †hε Ωuεεη @1.1.3    5 months ago
BF! You are a 'cut above'!

Cal,

How did you know that BF got the old snip snip?

 
 
badfish hαηd ⊕ƒ †hε Ωuεεη
1.1.5  seeder  badfish hαηd ⊕ƒ †hε Ωuεεη  replied to  Perrie Halpern R.A. @1.1.4    5 months ago

It's never happened, I am still potent and able. It's amazing I haven't had more success considering I only use the rhythm method.

 
 
Perrie Halpern R.A.
1.1.6  Perrie Halpern R.A.  replied to  badfish hαηd ⊕ƒ †hε Ωuεεη @1.1.5    5 months ago

Well, that is pretty amazing.. 

But I was referring to a trim, not taking the fellow to the vet.

 
 
badfish hαηd ⊕ƒ †hε Ωuεεη
1.1.7  seeder  badfish hαηd ⊕ƒ †hε Ωuεεη  replied to  Perrie Halpern R.A. @1.1.6    5 months ago

Oh, I am of German decent so we chose the Kaiser Helmet. Did Sister Mary Keep the pick I accidentally once posted here and show it around? Dammit!

 
 
calbab
1.1.8  calbab  replied to  Perrie Halpern R.A. @1.1.4    5 months ago

HA!

(Sorry, I stepped out for morning coffee!)

 
 
calbab
1.1.9  calbab  replied to  badfish hαηd ⊕ƒ †hε Ωuεεη @1.1.7    5 months ago

Oh my! (Clutches the pearls.) "Basket" pics roaming freely? Are we Safe, yet?!

 
 
cjcold
1.2  cjcold  replied to  badfish hαηd ⊕ƒ †hε Ωuεεη @1    5 months ago

Is that a noun or a verb?

 
 
r.t..b...
1.3  r.t..b...  replied to  badfish hαηd ⊕ƒ †hε Ωuεεη @1    5 months ago
which states had the most Dildos.

Wouldn't that be the District of Columbia.

 
 
Trout Giggles
1.3.1  Trout Giggles  replied to  r.t..b... @1.3    5 months ago

good one

 
 
Kavika
1.3.2  Kavika   replied to  r.t..b... @1.3    5 months ago

The Mythical Kingdom of Jeffersonia.

 
 
r.t..b...
1.3.3  r.t..b...  replied to  Kavika @1.3.2    5 months ago

an even better one.

 
 
Galen Marvin Ross
1.3.4  Galen Marvin Ross  replied to  Kavika @1.3.2    5 months ago

I thought they owned the most douch bags.

 
 
Done
1.4  Done  replied to  badfish hαηd ⊕ƒ †hε Ωuεεη @1    5 months ago

 Are you sure they aren’t citing the stat that indicates three out of four Americans are  dildos.

 
 
Tessylo
1.4.1  Tessylo  replied to  Done @1.4    5 months ago
'Are you sure they aren’t citing the stat that indicates three out of four Americans are  dildos.'

If those three out of four are 'conservatives' you would win the bet. 

 
 
Tessylo
1.5  Tessylo  replied to  badfish hαηd ⊕ƒ †hε Ωuεεη @1    5 months ago

'I always wondered which states had the most Dildos.'

I thought it would be the southern repressed bible belt states.  They probably didn't report - probably the most dildos.  

 
 
Paula Bartholomew
1.6  Paula Bartholomew  replied to  badfish hαηd ⊕ƒ †hε Ωuεεη @1    5 months ago

The ones they did have got elected to Congress.

 
 
MonsterMash
2  MonsterMash    5 months ago

"It appears that the South is severely lacking in dildo purchases"

That's because southern boys know how to do it, southern girls don't need dildos

 
 
Trout Giggles
2.1  Trout Giggles  replied to  MonsterMash @2    5 months ago

The worst sex I ever had was with a southern boy.....

 
 
MonsterMash
2.1.1  MonsterMash  replied to  Trout Giggles @2.1    5 months ago

Deleted CoC {SP}

 
 
MonsterMash
2.1.2  MonsterMash  replied to  MonsterMash @2.1.1    5 months ago

SP: Asking a question is a CoC violation?

 
 
cjcold
2.1.3  cjcold  replied to  Trout Giggles @2.1    5 months ago

Never knew a lady who didn't own a dildo.

 
 
MUVA
2.1.4  MUVA  replied to  MonsterMash @2.1.2    5 months ago

Author called off Topic  {SP}

 
 
Trout Giggles
2.1.5  Trout Giggles  replied to  cjcold @2.1.3    5 months ago

I really do prefer B.O.B.s....

 
 
cobaltblue
2.1.6  cobaltblue  replied to  cjcold @2.1.3    5 months ago
Never knew a lady who didn't own a dildo.

Hello! Nice to meet you!

Consider yourself knowing a lady who doesn't own a dildo, much less ever use a dildo. I would if I felt the need, but luckily the men in my life considered it a challenge and a turn-on to put me on the effin' ceiling. 

 
 
Trout Giggles
2.1.7  Trout Giggles  replied to  cobaltblue @2.1.6    5 months ago

You know how to pick 'em

 
 
cobaltblue
2.1.8  cobaltblue  replied to  Trout Giggles @2.1.7    5 months ago
You know how to pick 'em

I found it takes being friends first. Which means they're intelligent and funnier than shit. I married at 19 for pure lust. Married my first, my teacher and an excellent teacher at that. But after a few years, I couldn't wait to get the hell out. Nice guy though. 

 
 
Kavika
2.2  Kavika   replied to  MonsterMash @2    5 months ago

"Deliverance'' 

 
 
badfish hαηd ⊕ƒ †hε Ωuεεη
2.2.1  seeder  badfish hαηd ⊕ƒ †hε Ωuεεη  replied to  Kavika @2.2    5 months ago
 southern girls

I don't remember any girls in the Deliverance.....

 
 
Kavika
2.2.2  Kavika   replied to  badfish hαηd ⊕ƒ †hε Ωuεεη @2.2.1    5 months ago

Wooosh

 
 
Trout Giggles
2.2.3  Trout Giggles  replied to  Kavika @2.2.2    5 months ago

Giggle

 
 
Trout Giggles
3  Trout Giggles    5 months ago

Arkansas didn't make the list because I had to retire B.O.B.

 
 
badfish hαηd ⊕ƒ †hε Ωuεεη
3.1  seeder  badfish hαηd ⊕ƒ †hε Ωuεεη  replied to  Trout Giggles @3    5 months ago

hopefully you recycled it.

 
 
Trout Giggles
3.1.1  Trout Giggles  replied to  badfish hαηd ⊕ƒ †hε Ωuεεη @3.1    5 months ago

You can recycle those? Who knew?

 
 
MonsterMash
3.1.2  MonsterMash  replied to  Trout Giggles @3.1.1    5 months ago

"You can recycle those? Who knew?"

Trout Giggles

 
 
Trout Giggles
3.1.3  Trout Giggles  replied to  MonsterMash @3.1.2    5 months ago

what is your problem?

 
 
badfish hαηd ⊕ƒ †hε Ωuεεη
3.1.4  seeder  badfish hαηd ⊕ƒ †hε Ωuεεη  replied to  Trout Giggles @3.1.3    5 months ago

That is just rude Trout....It's being taken care of.

 
 
MonsterMash
3.1.5  MonsterMash  replied to  Trout Giggles @3.1.3    5 months ago

I don't have a problem. Seems someone interested in which state has the most dildos is the one with a problem.

 
 
badfish hαηd ⊕ƒ †hε Ωuεεη
3.1.6  seeder  badfish hαηd ⊕ƒ †hε Ωuεεη  replied to  MonsterMash @3.1.5    5 months ago

To answer your question, there is a Trump Butt plug

https://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/07/14/donald-trump-butt-plug_n_7796138.html

oTRUMPBUTTPLUG570.jpg

 
 
MonsterMash
3.1.7  MonsterMash  replied to  badfish hαηd ⊕ƒ †hε Ωuεεη @3.1.6    5 months ago

Did you buy one?

 
 
badfish hαηd ⊕ƒ †hε Ωuεεη
3.1.8  seeder  badfish hαηd ⊕ƒ †hε Ωuεεη  replied to  MonsterMash @3.1.7    5 months ago

Of course i did, it works better than Imodium.

 
 
Trout Giggles
3.1.9  Trout Giggles  replied to  badfish hαηd ⊕ƒ †hε Ωuεεη @3.1.4    5 months ago

thank-you

 
 
Tessylo
3.1.10  Tessylo  replied to  MonsterMash @3.1.7    5 months ago
Did you buy one?

 
 
badfish hαηd ⊕ƒ †hε Ωuεεη
3.1.11  seeder  badfish hαηd ⊕ƒ †hε Ωuεεη  replied to  Tessylo @3.1.10    5 months ago

They were free if you attended the inauguration.

 
 
Trout Giggles
3.1.12  Trout Giggles  replied to  badfish hαηd ⊕ƒ †hε Ωuεεη @3.1.11    5 months ago

that earned a snort from the Trout

 
 
cobaltblue
3.1.13  cobaltblue  replied to  MonsterMash @3.1.5    5 months ago
Seems someone interested in which state has the most dildos is the one with a problem.

I hate responding to something that's two days old, but what the hell are doing stepping into an article you're not interested in? I find that odd. I see shit all over the place with shitheads mouthing off because they're socially inept and ignorant and I don't bother stepping in. Simple as that. You don't like the article. Then scroll past it. What's the matter? You got one of those damned rogue mouses that takes you where you don't want to go?? Send it back to the manufacturer. 

 
 
Hal A. Lujah
5  Hal A. Lujah    5 months ago

Let's see if the teacher's pet gets his artificial erect penis pictures removed.  The rest of us aren't even allow to post a picture of a naked statue in flaccid state.

 
 
badfish hαηd ⊕ƒ †hε Ωuεεη
5.1  seeder  badfish hαηd ⊕ƒ †hε Ωuεεη  replied to  Hal A. Lujah @5    5 months ago

It's truncated, I thought you could handle it.

 
 
Hal A. Lujah
5.1.1  Hal A. Lujah  replied to  badfish hαηd ⊕ƒ †hε Ωuεεη @5.1    5 months ago

Oh look, of course the teacher’s pet gets to do what he wants.

 
 
Trout Giggles
5.1.2  Trout Giggles  replied to  Hal A. Lujah @5.1.1    5 months ago

Just go with it, Hal. This is a fun article

 
 
Spikegary
5.2  Spikegary  replied to  Hal A. Lujah @5    5 months ago

Skirting the CoC [ph]

 
 
Trout Giggles
5.2.1  Trout Giggles  replied to  Spikegary @5.2    5 months ago

What did you do? You never get in trouble!

 
 
Farnsworth Horatio Clapstonestacker III
5.2.2  Farnsworth Horatio Clapstonestacker III  replied to  Spikegary @5.2    5 months ago

Yea, you and MUVA - must have said something sensible to get thrown out of a dildo article. Only here.

 
 
Ender
6  Ender    5 months ago

Ok have to say it,

64 percent of men that answered also own the phallic sex toy

That surprised me.

 
 
badfish hαηd ⊕ƒ †hε Ωuεεη
6.1  seeder  badfish hαηd ⊕ƒ †hε Ωuεεη  replied to  Ender @6    5 months ago

That is a little surprising.

 
 
Trout Giggles
6.1.1  Trout Giggles  replied to  badfish hαηd ⊕ƒ †hε Ωuεεη @6.1    5 months ago

I'm not surprised

 
 
badfish hαηd ⊕ƒ †hε Ωuεεη
6.1.2  seeder  badfish hαηd ⊕ƒ †hε Ωuεεη  replied to  Trout Giggles @6.1.1    5 months ago

This may be why Republicans consider Iowa so important.

 
 
Veronica
6.1.3  Veronica  replied to  Trout Giggles @6.1.1    5 months ago

Hey Trout - ever been to one of those adult toy parties.  HILARIOUS!  To see some of the women panic at the sight of gels, panties, dildos, etc.....

 
 
Trout Giggles
6.1.4  Trout Giggles  replied to  Veronica @6.1.3    5 months ago

Yes, I have! The one time I went the women at the party were crazy about that stuff. It was a lot of fun.

p.s. It might be because the women at the party were all married to military guys or were military themselves.....

 
 
Veronica
6.1.5  Veronica  replied to  Trout Giggles @6.1.4    5 months ago

I have to say my sister and I had fun.

 
 
cobaltblue
6.2  cobaltblue  replied to  Ender @6    5 months ago
That surprised me.

Did anyone else get the irony of Ender being surprised at the ratio of men-to-dildo?

 
 
epistte
6.2.1  epistte  replied to  cobaltblue @6.2    5 months ago

Long Time No See.

Your voice is missed.

 
 
Sparty On
7  Sparty On    5 months ago

Lol, yeah right.   

Excuse me sir/ma'am, i'm doing a survey on dildo ownership.   Do you happen to own any?   Hilarious!

I'm sure they get about the same number on honest answers to that question that they get to a gun ownership one.

This survey is probably closer to an honesty indicator by state ..... but that can't be true since Jersey is #2.

 
 
Veronica
7.1  Veronica  replied to  Sparty On @7    5 months ago

Why lie?  I swear so many people in this country are repressed.  It is just a dildo & yes I own one & have been married for almost 33 years now.  

 
 
badfish hαηd ⊕ƒ †hε Ωuεεη
7.1.1  seeder  badfish hαηd ⊕ƒ †hε Ωuεεη  replied to  Veronica @7.1    5 months ago

I know it's just silly, the other day we were shopping for a new one and my wife wanted the black one but the clerk gave her a dirty look and said that's racial appropriation so we grabbed the purple one.

People just need to relax.

 
 
Veronica
7.1.2  Veronica  replied to  badfish hαηd ⊕ƒ †hε Ωuεεη @7.1.1    5 months ago

I have a purple one.  it replaced the one my hubby bought me, which replaced the one I bought to replace the first one he bought me....

 
 
Sparty On
7.1.3  Sparty On  replied to  Veronica @7.1    5 months ago

Why lie?

I agree but many do i'm sure.   And it's not always only about being repressed.    Many feel this sort of question is just one of those NOYB type questions.

 
 
Veronica
7.1.4  Veronica  replied to  Sparty On @7.1.3    5 months ago

Then I guess that should be their reply.  I see it as being repressed because this country has a hard time talking about sex, but seem to be ok with TV shows seeing women raped & brutalized or in bikinis lying across a car.  But use words like vagina, penis, sexual intercourse & bam you are a bad person.

 
 
JBB
7.1.5  JBB  replied to  badfish hαηd ⊕ƒ †hε Ωuεεη @7.1.1    5 months ago
so we grabbed the purple one.

Must be that One Eyed One Horned Flyin Purple People Eater we all heard so much about...

 
 
badfish hαηd ⊕ƒ †hε Ωuεεη
7.1.6  seeder  badfish hαηd ⊕ƒ †hε Ωuεεη  replied to  JBB @7.1.5    5 months ago

Flying?

Well she did throw it at me once......

 
 
MUVA
7.1.7  MUVA  replied to  Veronica @7.1.2    5 months ago

Wearing out dildos is bad ass

 
 
MUVA
7.1.8  MUVA  replied to  Veronica @7.1    5 months ago

No value {SP}

 
 
Skrekk
7.1.9  Skrekk  replied to  Veronica @7.1.4    5 months ago
I see it as being repressed because this country has a hard time talking about sex

In some parts of the country it's "harder" than others......Texas still has a ban on the sale of sex toys and it's illegal to own more than 6 dildos.    Of course that ban was ruled unconstitutional a decade ago but that doesn't stop a red state like Texas from keeping a defunct law on the books and occasionally enforcing it.

http://www.politifact.com/texas/statements/2017/oct/13/colin-jost/colin-jost-weekend-update-texas-dildos-law-6-own-m/

By the way one of Ted Cruz' claims to fame is his noble defense of the dildo ban.

 
 
GregTx
7.1.10  GregTx  replied to  Skrekk @7.1.9    5 months ago

"However, there is a very small cadre of attorneys that specialize in dildo defense."

LOL

 
 
Galen Marvin Ross
7.1.11  Galen Marvin Ross  replied to  Veronica @7.1    5 months ago
It is just a dildo & yes I own one & have been married for almost 33 years now.

Only one? My daughter owns three.

 
 
badfish hαηd ⊕ƒ †hε Ωuεεη
7.1.12  seeder  badfish hαηd ⊕ƒ †hε Ωuεεη  replied to  Galen Marvin Ross @7.1.11    5 months ago

That is a beyond creepy conversation....lol

 
 
Krishna
7.1.13  Krishna  replied to  badfish hαηd ⊕ƒ †hε Ωuεεη @7.1.1    5 months ago
but the clerk gave her a dirty look and said that's racial appropriation so we grabbed the purple one.

But then the Aliens would accuse you of cultural appropriation.

aliens-et.jpg

(Illegal Aliens-- or Undocumented Space Immigrants?)

 
 
epistte
7.1.14  epistte  replied to  MUVA @7.1.7    5 months ago

The electrical bits tend to break first. 

 
 
Tessylo
7.1.15  Tessylo  replied to  Skrekk @7.1.9    5 months ago
'By the way one of Ted Cruz' claims to fame is his noble defense of the dildo ban.'

I bet little lying Ted  Cruz has lots of dildos.  You know how the saying goes . . . 

 
 
Galen Marvin Ross
7.1.16  Galen Marvin Ross  replied to  badfish hαηd ⊕ƒ †hε Ωuεεη @7.1.12    5 months ago

I recently moved her out of her apartment while she was otherwise indisposed and, during the move I found them. I don't care what she does......sexually, that's up to her and, her boyfriend but, I thought that it fit this seed of yours Fish.

 
 
Trout Giggles
7.1.17  Trout Giggles  replied to  Krishna @7.1.13    5 months ago

I thought those guys were green.....

 
 
badfish hαηd ⊕ƒ †hε Ωuεεη
7.1.18  seeder  badfish hαηd ⊕ƒ †hε Ωuεεη  replied to  epistte @7.1.14    5 months ago

You're talking vibrators, we are talking dildos. They have no batteries or electric bits.

 
 
IceMan
7.1.20  IceMan  replied to  Skrekk @7.1.9    5 months ago

By the way one of Ted Cruz' claims to fame is his noble defense of the dildo ban.

Fact check: FALSE Ted Cruz' claims to fame is his noble defense of the dildo ban.

 
 
epistte
7.1.21  epistte  replied to  badfish hαηd ⊕ƒ †hε Ωuεεη @7.1.18    5 months ago
You're talking vibrators, we are talking dildos. They have no batteries or electric bits.

Variety is the spice of life.

 
 
cobaltblue
7.1.22  cobaltblue  replied to  badfish hαηd ⊕ƒ †hε Ωuεεη @7.1.18    5 months ago
You're talking vibrators, we are talking dildos. They have no batteries or electric bits.

Dildos without batteries is like non-alcoholic beer. It fills you up nicely, but lacks the buzz.

 
 
epistte
7.1.23  epistte  replied to  cobaltblue @7.1.22    5 months ago
Dildos without batteries is like non-alcoholic beer. It fills you up nicely, but lacks the buzz.

That is beautiful and verges on poetry.

A vibrator with dead batteries is just a dildo.

Are ben-wa balls considered to be dildos?

 
 
Paula Bartholomew
7.1.24  Paula Bartholomew  replied to  epistte @7.1.23    5 months ago

Are ben-wa balls considered to be dildos?

NO.  Here is a safety tip regarding them.  Make sure you remove them before going through airport metal detectors.  Before anyone asks how I know this, I just know okay?blushing

 
 
epistte
7.1.25  epistte  replied to  Paula Bartholomew @7.1.24    5 months ago
Make sure you remove them before going through airport metal detectors.

I hate to fly because of those security hassles. I was asked multiple questions because of an underwire bra.

 
 
badfish hαηd ⊕ƒ †hε Ωuεεη
7.1.26  seeder  badfish hαηd ⊕ƒ †hε Ωuεεη  replied to  epistte @7.1.25    5 months ago

Oh I thought you were smuggling battery operated pickles.....

 
 
calbab
7.1.27  calbab  replied to  Paula Bartholomew @7.1.24    5 months ago

This is an OUTRAGE!!  Oh my, my mind. . . 'the visual'!

Female TSA Agent: "Come with us, Missy!"

 
 
Paula Bartholomew
7.1.28  Paula Bartholomew  replied to  calbab @7.1.27    5 months ago

It wasn't pretty.

 
 
MonsterMash
8  MonsterMash    5 months ago

One Christmas I bought my sister a soap on the rope dildo as a gag gift, it was about 11" long and thick. The following week I asked how it was working out for her she wanted to know where I got it because she wanted another one. She said the one I gave her was down to 3" LOL

 
 
MUVA
9  MUVA    5 months ago

Those things are for you little guys that can't please your women as a 6'2 Blackman with a size 14 shoe never needed one.

 
 
badfish hαηd ⊕ƒ †hε Ωuεεη
9.1  seeder  badfish hαηd ⊕ƒ †hε Ωuεεη  replied to  MUVA @9    5 months ago

Every team needs a pinch hitter. 

 
 
devangelical
9.1.1  devangelical  replied to  badfish hαηd ⊕ƒ †hε Ωuεεη @9.1    5 months ago

" target="_blank">batter up

 
 
Galen Marvin Ross
9.1.2  Galen Marvin Ross  replied to  devangelical @9.1.1    5 months ago

LOL

 
 
calbab
9.1.3  calbab  replied to  devangelical @9.1.1    5 months ago

Thank you for that! I  forgot that song. I used to walk around cracking people up singing it as a relic to a bygone era! Gotta love it!!

5 votes up!!!

 
 
devangelical
9.2  devangelical  replied to  MUVA @9    5 months ago

stop trying to type with it

 
 
GregTx
9.2.1  GregTx  replied to  devangelical @9.2    5 months ago

Maybe it just gets in the way. Don't judge.

 
 
MUVA
9.2.2  MUVA  replied to  devangelical @9.2    5 months ago

Hunt and peck I'm standing three feet away.

 
 
badfish hαηd ⊕ƒ †hε Ωuεεη
9.2.3  seeder  badfish hαηd ⊕ƒ †hε Ωuεεη  replied to  MUVA @9.2.2    5 months ago

Oh you have wireless?

 
 
Tessylo
9.2.4  Tessylo  replied to  MUVA @9.2.2    5 months ago

Where's the puke emoticon when you need it?  No need to hear about the size of your johnson.  Again, you know how the saying goes . . . 

 
 
badfish hαηd ⊕ƒ †hε Ωuεεη
9.2.5  seeder  badfish hαηd ⊕ƒ †hε Ωuεεη  replied to  Tessylo @9.2.4    5 months ago

Tessylo, in all fairness you speak about genitals more often than any other member, member as in member of newstalkers that is.

 
 
Tessylo
9.2.6  Tessylo  replied to  badfish hαηd ⊕ƒ †hε Ωuεεη @9.2.5    5 months ago
'Tessylo, in all fairness you speak about genitals more often than any other member, member as in member of newstalkers that is.'

Since when?  Or are you just being tongue in cheek?  I really don't care either way.  

 
 
devangelical
9.2.7  devangelical  replied to  badfish hαηd ⊕ƒ †hε Ωuεεη @9.2.5    5 months ago

I think you mean she speaks to genitals on NT more than any other member.

 
 
Trout Giggles
9.2.8  Trout Giggles  replied to  devangelical @9.2.7    5 months ago

We all do our share....

 
 
Tessylo
9.2.9  Tessylo  replied to  devangelical @9.2.7    5 months ago
'I think you mean she speaks to genitals on NT more than any other member.'

Oh you're right about that.  There's a few Dicks on here that I deal with consistently.   

 
 
badfish hαηd ⊕ƒ †hε Ωuεεη
9.2.10  seeder  badfish hαηd ⊕ƒ †hε Ωuεεη  replied to  devangelical @9.2.7    5 months ago

LOL

 
 
badfish hαηd ⊕ƒ †hε Ωuεεη
9.2.11  seeder  badfish hαηd ⊕ƒ †hε Ωuεεη  replied to  Trout Giggles @9.2.8    5 months ago
We all do our share....

Everyone has a hand on this one?

 
 
MUVA
9.2.12  MUVA  replied to  Tessylo @9.2.4    5 months ago

It's true we can all wish.

 
 
Sparty On
9.2.13  Sparty On  replied to  MUVA @9.2.12    5 months ago

Yep, some folks feel a need to Spiro Agnew .....

 
 
Paula Bartholomew
9.2.14  Paula Bartholomew  replied to  Tessylo @9.2.6    5 months ago

Which cheek?devil

 
 
Trout Giggles
9.3  Trout Giggles  replied to  MUVA @9    5 months ago

Sometimes a woman just wants something that doesn't want to talk and cuddle afterwards

 
 
lennylynx
10  lennylynx    5 months ago

There are more than just a couple dildos right here at Newstalkers too!  Happy

 
 
badfish hαηd ⊕ƒ †hε Ωuεεη
10.1  seeder  badfish hαηd ⊕ƒ †hε Ωuεεη  replied to  lennylynx @10    5 months ago

Yes there sure are lennylnx, Face Palm

 
 
lennylynx
11  lennylynx    5 months ago

Double bubble!

 
 
Misty Mountain
12  Misty Mountain    5 months ago

Never owned one.

Nothing like the real thing baby...  : )

 
 
badfish hαηd ⊕ƒ †hε Ωuεεη
12.1  seeder  badfish hαηd ⊕ƒ †hε Ωuεεη  replied to  Misty Mountain @12    5 months ago

Well Pickle, we found one out of the 4 who professed no dildo.

 
 
charger 383
13  charger 383    5 months ago

a stimulating topic

 
 
Trout Giggles
13.1  Trout Giggles  replied to  charger 383 @13    5 months ago

I hope BF has lots of batteries.....

 
 
badfish hαηd ⊕ƒ †hε Ωuεεη
13.1.1  seeder  badfish hαηd ⊕ƒ †hε Ωuεεη  replied to  Trout Giggles @13.1    5 months ago

The People's fish never fatigues.

 
 
Trout Giggles
14  Trout Giggles    5 months ago

BF, I'm digging the photo you dug up for the front page.

 
 
badfish hαηd ⊕ƒ †hε Ωuεεη
14.1  seeder  badfish hαηd ⊕ƒ †hε Ωuεεη  replied to  Trout Giggles @14    5 months ago

Thank you.

 
 
badfish hαηd ⊕ƒ †hε Ωuεεη
15  seeder  badfish hαηd ⊕ƒ †hε Ωuεεη    5 months ago

Nothing like rubber to bring out a few dicks....

 
 
Spikegary
16  Spikegary    5 months ago

I'm learning far too much about far too many of you......

 
 
Trout Giggles
16.1  Trout Giggles  replied to  Spikegary @16    5 months ago

giggle

 
 
badfish hαηd ⊕ƒ †hε Ωuεεη
16.1.1  seeder  badfish hαηd ⊕ƒ †hε Ωuεεη  replied to  Trout Giggles @16.1    5 months ago

Trout

 
 
Trout Giggles
16.1.2  Trout Giggles  replied to  badfish hαηd ⊕ƒ †hε Ωuεεη @16.1.1    5 months ago

What? Did I do something wrong again?

 
 
Misty Mountain
16.2  Misty Mountain  replied to  Spikegary @16    5 months ago

That's true.. LOL.

 
 
magnoliaave
17  magnoliaave    5 months ago

Question.....why would a husband supply his own wife with dildos?

 
 
Trout Giggles
17.1  Trout Giggles  replied to  magnoliaave @17    5 months ago

because he wants to make her happy

 
 
badfish hαηd ⊕ƒ †hε Ωuεεη
17.1.1  seeder  badfish hαηd ⊕ƒ †hε Ωuεεη  replied to  Trout Giggles @17.1    5 months ago

Sometimes after a marathon, it's time to end the race with the heavy machinery. Not to mention i want to watch the rest of the show and I'm hungry.

 
 
Trout Giggles
17.1.2  Trout Giggles  replied to  badfish hαηd ⊕ƒ †hε Ωuεεη @17.1.1    5 months ago

Good answer!

 
 
magnoliaave
17.1.3  magnoliaave  replied to  badfish hαηd ⊕ƒ †hε Ωuεεη @17.1.1    5 months ago

ok....I didn't marry a dildo.  A man can only go, usually, a number of times at one marathon.  "hand me my dildo if you can't continue" is demeaning IMO.

 
 
badfish hαηd ⊕ƒ †hε Ωuεεη
17.1.4  seeder  badfish hαηd ⊕ƒ †hε Ωuεεη  replied to  magnoliaave @17.1.3    5 months ago
hand me my dildo if you can't continue" is demeaning IMO.

It also serves as a drama free threesome. No next day guilt or shame.

 
 
magnoliaave
17.1.5  magnoliaave  replied to  badfish hαηd ⊕ƒ †hε Ωuεεη @17.1.4    5 months ago

Now, that's funny.

 
 
charger 383
17.1.6  charger 383  replied to  magnoliaave @17.1.3    5 months ago

That's why you start with one

 
 
badfish hαηd ⊕ƒ †hε Ωuεεη
17.1.7  seeder  badfish hαηd ⊕ƒ †hε Ωuεεη  replied to  charger 383 @17.1.6    5 months ago

If you had more than one and another partner I believe that would be a technical "Gang Bang". Minus the STD's and guilt.

 
 
Trout Giggles
17.1.8  Trout Giggles  replied to  magnoliaave @17.1.3    5 months ago

Why is that demeaning? Do you think you should deprive yourself of a really good orgasm just because the old man couldn't continue?

 
 
badfish hαηd ⊕ƒ †hε Ωuεεη
17.1.9  seeder  badfish hαηd ⊕ƒ †hε Ωuεεη  replied to  Trout Giggles @17.1.8    5 months ago

There are a myriad of possible problems, the special he could be a 2 pump chump or it's impotent to realize it may not work like it use too. Either way the way to dill with it has been discussed in depth on this article.

 
 
Trout Giggles
17.1.10  Trout Giggles  replied to  badfish hαηd ⊕ƒ †hε Ωuεεη @17.1.9    5 months ago

exactly and it's not demeaning especially if he's...how did you put that?.....a 2 pump chump

 
 
r.t..b...
17.1.11  r.t..b...  replied to  badfish hαηd ⊕ƒ †hε Ωuεεη @17.1.9    5 months ago
Either way the way to dill with it has been discussed in depth on this article.

Touche. Never let an opportunity to relish the experience slip away.

 
 
badfish hαηd ⊕ƒ †hε Ωuεεη
17.1.12  seeder  badfish hαηd ⊕ƒ †hε Ωuεεη  replied to  r.t..b... @17.1.11    5 months ago

Got to keep things kosher with your partner.

 
 
r.t..b...
17.1.13  r.t..b...  replied to  badfish hαηd ⊕ƒ †hε Ωuεεη @17.1.12    5 months ago

The bread and butter of a healthy relationship...

 
 
Trout Giggles
17.1.14  Trout Giggles  replied to  r.t..b... @17.1.13    5 months ago

No matter how you slice it....

 
 
magnoliaave
17.1.15  magnoliaave  replied to  Trout Giggles @17.1.8    5 months ago

Good grief .....maybe its you and not him. 

 
 
badfish hαηd ⊕ƒ †hε Ωuεεη
17.1.16  seeder  badfish hαηd ⊕ƒ †hε Ωuεεη  replied to  Trout Giggles @17.1.14    5 months ago
No matter how you slice it....

3 out of 4 prefer Texas Toast.

 
 
badfish hαηd ⊕ƒ †hε Ωuεεη
17.1.17  seeder  badfish hαηd ⊕ƒ †hε Ωuεεη  replied to  magnoliaave @17.1.15    5 months ago
Good grief .....maybe its you and not him.

Look, we just want you to get to shore without having to paddle your own canoe.

 
 
magnoliaave
17.1.18  magnoliaave  replied to  badfish hαηd ⊕ƒ †hε Ωuεεη @17.1.9    5 months ago

Yes, it certainly has been discussed......sex therapy 101.

What goes on between a husband wife is no one's business.  If one wants their own sex party with five dildos and six vibrators go for it.  Have extra batteries as you never know how long your marathon will last.

 
 
igknorantzrulz
17.1.19  igknorantzrulz  replied to  badfish hαηd ⊕ƒ †hε Ωuεεη @17.1.12    5 months ago
Got to keep things kosher with your partner

are cucumbers kosher ?

 
 
badfish hαηd ⊕ƒ †hε Ωuεεη
17.1.20  seeder  badfish hαηd ⊕ƒ †hε Ωuεεη  replied to  magnoliaave @17.1.18    5 months ago
If one wants their own sex party with five dildos and six vibrators

Finally, I knew it! I knew it......I'm not judging but that's kind of a lot Mags!

 
 
A. Macarthur
17.1.21  A. Macarthur  replied to  igknorantzrulz @17.1.19    5 months ago
are cucumbers kosher ?

Only after the tips are snipped.

 
 
Trout Giggles
17.1.23  Trout Giggles  replied to  magnoliaave @17.1.15    5 months ago
Good grief .....maybe its you and not him.

Ummmm....no it's not.

 
 
Tessylo
17.1.24  Tessylo  replied to  magnoliaave @17.1.15    5 months ago
'Good grief .....maybe its you and not him.'

Meow mags meow

 
 
MonsterMash
17.1.25  MonsterMash  replied to  A. Macarthur @17.1.21    5 months ago

LMAO

 
 
A. Macarthur
18  A. Macarthur    5 months ago

It appears that the South is severely lacking in dildo purchases … Texas didn't even allow sex toys until 2003, and now, it's illegal to own more than six dildos at one time. ILLEGAL! That's just unfair all around.

There's a reasonable explanation …

Many uninsured residents in the aforementioned RED STATES, after using their dildos …

… flooded emergency rooms with CHIPPED TEETH!

 
 
Galen Marvin Ross
18.1  Galen Marvin Ross  replied to  A. Macarthur @18    5 months ago

LOL

 
 
MUVA
18.2  MUVA  replied to  A. Macarthur @18    5 months ago

Hey that's dirty I like it.

 
 
badfish hαηd ⊕ƒ †hε Ωuεεη
18.2.1  seeder  badfish hαηd ⊕ƒ †hε Ωuεεη  replied to  MUVA @18.2    5 months ago

What do a Dildo and Tofu have in common?

They are both meat substitutes.......

 
 
Sparty On
18.2.2  Sparty On  replied to  badfish hαηd ⊕ƒ †hε Ωuεεη @18.2.1    5 months ago

Me, i'm not jealous dildos but I am of dogs …. hell if I could reach like that i'd never leave the house.

 - paraphrased from an old George Carlin joke.   

I miss that guy.

 
 
Tessylo
18.2.3  Tessylo  replied to  Sparty On @18.2.2    5 months ago

That's gross. No value {SP}  Gross.  

 
 
badfish hαηd ⊕ƒ †hε Ωuεεη
18.2.4  seeder  badfish hαηd ⊕ƒ †hε Ωuεεη  replied to  Tessylo @18.2.3    5 months ago

Once they overcome their fear of sucking someone else's they forget about it.

 
 
Trout Giggles
18.2.5  Trout Giggles  replied to  Tessylo @18.2.3    5 months ago

Then maybe they're stop asking us to do it

 
 
badfish hαηd ⊕ƒ †hε Ωuεεη
18.2.6  seeder  badfish hαηd ⊕ƒ †hε Ωuεεη  replied to  Trout Giggles @18.2.5    5 months ago

If I have to take care of the whisker biscuit, someone is loping the Mule.

 
 
Trout Giggles
18.2.7  Trout Giggles  replied to  badfish hαηd ⊕ƒ †hε Ωuεεη @18.2.6    5 months ago

good point

 
 
badfish hαηd ⊕ƒ †hε Ωuεεη
18.2.8  seeder  badfish hαηd ⊕ƒ †hε Ωuεεη  replied to  Trout Giggles @18.2.7    5 months ago

Which brings us to the "Do I have too?" expression.

 
 
Sparty On
18.2.9  Sparty On  replied to  Tessylo @18.2.3    5 months ago

Meh, with your biases I wouldn't expect you to get the joke.

SOSDD

 
 
MonsterMash
18.2.10  MonsterMash  replied to  Tessylo @18.2.3    5 months ago

Removed for context

Deleted ToS,  {SP}

 
 
Tacos!
19  Tacos!    5 months ago

How to lie with statistics.

three in four Americans own at least one dildo

Wow! With the country's population at 325 million, that means 244 million Americans own at least one dildo. Take out the kids under 17 or 18 and that's literally every adult person. That's . . . amazing?

The problem with that is "11,400 sex toy enthusiast respondents" ≠ "Americans"

The graphic at the link says it this way:

70% of American sex toy enthusiasts own a dildo

For all we know, only 1% of Americans are "sex toy enthusiasts." Furthermore, the graphic also says the survey was of:

11,400 people around the world

That makes it a lot broader than "Americans" or "sex toy enthusiasts." The truth is we don't know who they surveyed, although it's probably safe to assume they were sex toy enthusiasts at some level or they wouldn't likely be responding to a sex toy survey.

This is a lot of scrutiny of a silly story about dildos, but you see this in important news stories, too. Writing the headline in a way that ignores the accuracy of words just that little bit creates a radical change in the truth of the story.

 
 
Freefaller
19.1  Freefaller  replied to  Tacos! @19    5 months ago

Lol, way to rip all the joy out of what had been a generally fun discussion.

Oh well I guess we can all go back to our normal fare of death, crime, politics, religion etc.

 
 
badfish hαηd ⊕ƒ †hε Ωuεεη
19.1.1  seeder  badfish hαηd ⊕ƒ †hε Ωuεεη  replied to  Freefaller @19.1    5 months ago

Some one is running a cover comment for a sex toy prepper.

 
 
cobaltblue
19.1.2  cobaltblue  replied to  badfish hαηd ⊕ƒ †hε Ωuεεη @19.1.1    5 months ago
Some one is running a cover comment for a sex toy prepper.

Isn't that like a fluffer? 

 
 
Explorerdog
19.2  Explorerdog  replied to  Tacos! @19    5 months ago

Almost as many dildoes as guns who would have thunk it.

 
 
badfish hαηd ⊕ƒ †hε Ωuεεη
19.2.1  seeder  badfish hαηd ⊕ƒ †hε Ωuεεη  replied to  Explorerdog @19.2    5 months ago

Good point, we have more dildos than guns. 

When the next civil war breaks out, someone is getting F*cked!

 
 
cobaltblue
19.2.2  cobaltblue  replied to  Explorerdog @19.2    5 months ago
dildoes as guns

The best ones shoot blanks. When I think of the amount of money spent on birth control .... oy.

 
 
cobaltblue
20  cobaltblue    5 months ago

How on earth do you ever expect to bake dill bread without dill dough??!? Why all the fuss?

 
 
badfish hαηd ⊕ƒ †hε Ωuεεη
20.1  seeder  badfish hαηd ⊕ƒ †hε Ωuεεη  replied to  cobaltblue @20    5 months ago

Kneading dill dough shouldn't be so hard.

 
 
cobaltblue
21  cobaltblue    5 months ago

I've never ever dated BOB. Why bother? BOB can't bring me a bowl of ice cream after I've finished.

 
 
Trout Giggles
21.1  Trout Giggles  replied to  cobaltblue @21    5 months ago

Yeah, but BOB doesn't bother me with all that unnecessary talk and cuddling.

 
 
cobaltblue
21.1.1  cobaltblue  replied to  Trout Giggles @21.1    5 months ago
but BOB doesn't bother me with all that unnecessary talk and cuddling.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! 

 
 
badfish hαηd ⊕ƒ †hε Ωuεεη
21.1.2  seeder  badfish hαηd ⊕ƒ †hε Ωuεεη  replied to  cobaltblue @21.1.1    5 months ago

Had you answered honestly on the article poll, Texas would have made the list....

 
 
Paula Bartholomew
22  Paula Bartholomew    5 months ago

I once worked in an adult bookstore.  We also had a variety of sex toys.  One night, these two older ladies came in.  They were very shy and I suspected that they had never ventured into this kind of a store before.  One lady wanted a vibrator, the other lady being there for morale support.  As they perused the selection, one caught her eye.  It was about a foot long, green, and even came with a handle.  I charged her 10 bucks for it.  The boss came by later and asked how sales were going.  I told her it had been pretty slow but I did get 10 bucks for my thermos. 

 
 
badfish hαηd ⊕ƒ †hε Ωuεεη
22.1  seeder  badfish hαηd ⊕ƒ †hε Ωuεεη  replied to  Paula Bartholomew @22    5 months ago

We had a customer once that worked at a Adult Toy store  that came in and told me that one of my employees comes in every once in a while. A straight guy that makes fun of gays in a not nice way. Guess what she said he bought? Gay porn of course.

That is such a freaky phenomena, the gay hater that is a closet.

 
 
epistte
22.1.1  epistte  replied to  badfish hαηd ⊕ƒ †hε Ωuεεη @22.1    5 months ago
That is such a freaky phenomena, the gay hater that is a closet.

Most of them are closeted gay guys, usually because of their religious beliefs.  It's called projection. What you hate in yourself is projected on to others.

 
 
badfish hαηd ⊕ƒ †hε Ωuεεη
22.1.2  seeder  badfish hαηd ⊕ƒ †hε Ωuεεη  replied to  epistte @22.1.1    5 months ago

True that....

 
 
epistte
22.2  epistte  replied to  Paula Bartholomew @22    5 months ago

That reminded me of this,

"I want that one.." She points to a massive display of dildos on the wall.

The manager picks up one of the best sellers: "This is one of our popular models. It feels very real."

She points back to the wall & says.."No. I want that one..." So, the manager picks up another one: "Ah..this model just arrived. Comes with multiple vibration settings & textures but quite pricey.."

The woman's eyes light up when she finally sees a big, bright red shiny one at the corner of the wall display.

"That one! I want that. How much is it?"

The manager says: "Oh sorry. That's not for sale. That's the Fire Extinguisher".

 
 
Paula Bartholomew
22.2.1  Paula Bartholomew  replied to  epistte @22.2    5 months ago

laughing dude

 
 
badfish hαηd ⊕ƒ †hε Ωuεεη
23  seeder  badfish hαηd ⊕ƒ †hε Ωuεεη    5 months ago

pickletalkers.com We must keep the pickle on the fp! TTT  (To The Top!)

 
 
r.t..b...
23.1  r.t..b...  replied to  badfish hαηd ⊕ƒ †hε Ωuεεη @23    5 months ago
We must keep the pickle on the fp!

Was that a 'hereby demand' it? People are sure to follow. Speak softly and...well, you know the rest.

 
 
badfish hαηd ⊕ƒ †hε Ωuεεη
23.1.1  seeder  badfish hαηd ⊕ƒ †hε Ωuεεη  replied to  r.t..b... @23.1    5 months ago

Have to keep the hard topics on top!

 
 
charger 383
23.1.2  charger 383  replied to  badfish hαηd ⊕ƒ †hε Ωuεεη @23.1.1    5 months ago

Dilly Dilly!!!   to the top!

 
 
badfish hαηd ⊕ƒ †hε Ωuεεη
23.1.3  seeder  badfish hαηd ⊕ƒ †hε Ωuεεη  replied to  charger 383 @23.1.2    5 months ago

The grump anti-pickler crowd is losing their minds.....

 
 
Sparty On
23.1.4  Sparty On  replied to  charger 383 @23.1.2    5 months ago

Yes, onward, upward, get in there!

Rinse and repeat rapidly ....

Dilly Dilly!!!!

 
 
badfish hαηd ⊕ƒ †hε Ωuεεη
23.1.5  seeder  badfish hαηd ⊕ƒ †hε Ωuεεη  replied to  Sparty On @23.1.4    5 months ago

The pickle won't quit until 500 comments!

 
 
Paula Bartholomew
23.1.6  Paula Bartholomew  replied to  badfish hαηd ⊕ƒ †hε Ωuεεη @23.1.5    5 months ago

Why is the pickle making it such a big dill?

 
 
badfish hαηd ⊕ƒ †hε Ωuεεη
23.1.7  seeder  badfish hαηd ⊕ƒ †hε Ωuεεη  replied to  Paula Bartholomew @23.1.6    5 months ago

Some people relish in the debate.

 
 
Tessylo
23.1.8  Tessylo  replied to  badfish hαηd ⊕ƒ †hε Ωuεεη @23.1.7    5 months ago

I don't  mind debates so much but I never seem able to catsup

 
 
Trout Giggles
23.1.9  Trout Giggles  replied to  badfish hαηd ⊕ƒ †hε Ωuεεη @23.1.5    5 months ago

I like my pickles sweet

 
 
badfish hαηd ⊕ƒ †hε Ωuεεη
23.1.10  seeder  badfish hαηd ⊕ƒ †hε Ωuεεη  replied to  Trout Giggles @23.1.9    5 months ago

Last night i was pickled, today I am paying for it.

 
 
Sparty On
23.1.11  Sparty On  replied to  badfish hαηd ⊕ƒ †hε Ωuεεη @23.1.10    5 months ago

TMI fishy ....... what goes on in your bedroom, should stay in your bedroom

 
 
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