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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez vs The Garbage Disposal

  

Category:  The Lighter Side/ Humor

By:  badfish-hd-h-u  •  5 years ago  •  163 comments

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez vs The Garbage Disposal


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Sparty On
Professor Principal
2  Sparty On    5 years ago

I'm looking for the Satire tag ...... anything? ..... Bueller? ...... Bueller?

 
 
 
Sparty On
Professor Principal
4  Sparty On    5 years ago

Perhaps she can call the Mr Obvious show for help:

Sink critter

 
 
 
Sunshine
Professor Quiet
5  Sunshine    5 years ago

Only the best and the brightest work for us. jrSmiley_78_smiley_image.gif

 
 
 
Tacos!
Professor Guide
5.2  Tacos!  replied to  Sunshine @5    5 years ago

She's a national treasure.

 
 
 
Ronin2
Professor Quiet
6  Ronin2    5 years ago

She is trying for the dumbest politician ever award.

That can be the only explanation.

 
 
 
Don Overton
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7  Don Overton    5 years ago

[deleted]

 
 
 
Dean Moriarty
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7.1  Dean Moriarty  replied to  Don Overton @7    5 years ago

How do you feel about the video? I think it's hilarious. 

 
 
 
Don Overton
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7.1.2  Don Overton  replied to  Dean Moriarty @7.1    5 years ago

I feel that any one that considers them a "man" would be embarrassed to even be associated with the comments being made on this article.

Why white men debase women so much especially non white women:

320

 
 
 
Tacos!
Professor Guide
7.1.4  Tacos!  replied to  Don Overton @7.1.2    5 years ago
Why white men debase women so much especially non white women

AOC is debased for being ignorant, not for being a woman and not for being a minority.

 
 
 
Sunshine
Professor Quiet
7.1.6  Sunshine  replied to  Tacos! @7.1.4    5 years ago
AOC is debased for being ignorant

The refrigerator must really amaze her. 

 
 
 
Tacos!
Professor Guide
7.1.8  Tacos!  replied to  Sunshine @7.1.6    5 years ago
The refrigerator must really amaze her.

I wonder if she thinks the ice maker could reverse global warming.

 
 
 
Sparty On
Professor Principal
7.1.10  Sparty On  replied to  Sunshine @7.1.6    5 years ago

Yeah, not to mention the freezer if has one of those ice spitter thingies

 
 
 
Don Overton
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7.1.11  Don Overton  replied to  Release The Kraken @7.1.5    5 years ago

And that coming from a so called moderator.  

 
 
 
Don Overton
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7.1.12  Don Overton  replied to  Sunshine @7.1.6    5 years ago

Do it amaze you?

 
 
 
Greg Jones
Professor Participates
7.1.13  Greg Jones  replied to  Don Overton @7.1.2    5 years ago

As usual, another no value post.

 
 
 
Greg Jones
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7.1.14  Greg Jones  replied to  Tacos! @7.1.4    5 years ago

AOC is white.

 
 
 
Tacos!
Professor Guide
7.1.15  Tacos!  replied to  Greg Jones @7.1.14    5 years ago

If she's white, she's hispanic white. Technically, that makes her a minority. Not that anyone here has cared . . . except Don.

 
 
 
Buzz of the Orient
Professor Expert
7.1.18  Buzz of the Orient  replied to  Dean Moriarty @7.1    5 years ago

Wish I could see it. Unfortunately the members who used to convert them for me are no longer around.

 
 
 
XXJefferson51
Senior Guide
7.1.19  XXJefferson51  replied to  Release The Kraken @7.1.7    5 years ago

And she ran after it....! jrSmiley_86_smiley_image.gif

 
 
 
The Magic 8 Ball
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7.1.20  The Magic 8 Ball  replied to  Don Overton @7.1.2    5 years ago
I feel that any one that considers them a "man"

real men do not worry about "feelies"

cheers :)

 
 
 
Cerenkov
Professor Silent
7.1.21  Cerenkov  replied to  Tacos! @7.1.4    5 years ago

Gender and racebaiting is a common tool of the left's lower tiers.

 
 
 
Cerenkov
Professor Silent
7.1.22  Cerenkov  replied to  Don Overton @7.1.11    5 years ago

Another valueless meta comment.

 
 
 
arkpdx
Professor Quiet
7.1.23  arkpdx  replied to  Cerenkov @7.1.21    5 years ago

The left has upper tiers? Who knew? 

 
 
 
XXJefferson51
Senior Guide
7.1.24  XXJefferson51  replied to  arkpdx @7.1.23    5 years ago

The limousine liberals trying to rule from their bi coastal ivory towers like to think so...

 
 
 
Cerenkov
Professor Silent
7.1.25  Cerenkov  replied to  arkpdx @7.1.23    5 years ago

Even an open sewer has a top layer...

 
 
 
Tacos!
Professor Guide
8  Tacos!    5 years ago

Muh environment!

 
 
 
Tacos!
Professor Guide
9  Tacos!    5 years ago

I personally believe that U. S. Americans are unable to do so because, uh, some people out there in our nation don't have garbage disposals and, uh, I believe that our education, like such as in South Africa and, uh, the Iraq, everywhere like such as, and I believe that they should—our education over here in the U. S. should help the U. S., uh, or, should help South Africa and should help the Iraq, and the Asian countries, so we will be able to build up our future, for our children.

With apologies to Caitlin Upton.

 
 
 
livefreeordie
Junior Silent
10  livefreeordie    5 years ago

This woman owes an apology for obtaining an education under the false pretense of having ANY cognitive function 

 
 
 
Don Overton
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10.2  Don Overton  replied to  livefreeordie @10    5 years ago

And the right should apology for the lies they make, like this one and for the comments they make about women

 
 
 
Tacos!
Professor Guide
10.2.1  Tacos!  replied to  Don Overton @10.2    5 years ago
the comments they make about women

The more you repeat this, the more pathetic it becomes. No one here has made any comments "about women." Everyone is talking about a person who is ignorant - or pretending to be - and happens to be female. Her gender is neither a component of the story nor the comments related to it.

Has it occurred to you how sexist it is to insist that no one should be critical of AOC because she's a woman? You're the only one here holding that position.

 
 
 
XXJefferson51
Senior Guide
10.2.3  XXJefferson51  replied to  Texan1211 @10.2.2    5 years ago

exactly!  

 
 
 
GregTx
Professor Guide
11  GregTx    5 years ago

Her constituency must be so proud for having elected someone so environmentally curious.

 
 
 
JohnRussell
Professor Principal
12  JohnRussell    5 years ago
Now now she is not the first moron to take seat in the house.

To get the obvious of the way first, having never seen a garbage disposal system in a kitchen sink doesnt make you a moron. 

I expect that tens of millions of Americans have never seen one. 

It probably shouldnt have been the topic of a video though. 

 
 
 
Jasper2529
Professor Quiet
12.1  Jasper2529  replied to  JohnRussell @12    5 years ago

Perhaps you didn't notice that this is categorized under Lighter Side/Humor.  <sigh>

 
 
 
JohnRussell
Professor Principal
12.1.1  JohnRussell  replied to  Jasper2529 @12.1    5 years ago

calling someone a moron is "the lighter side" ? 

 
 
 
arkpdx
Professor Quiet
12.1.2  arkpdx  replied to  JohnRussell @12.1.1    5 years ago

It is an accurate description of her! 

 
 
 
Don Overton
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12.1.3  Don Overton  replied to  arkpdx @12.1.2    5 years ago

More right wing debasement of women.

 
 
 
Jasper2529
Professor Quiet
12.1.4  Jasper2529  replied to  JohnRussell @12.1.1    5 years ago
calling someone a moron is "the lighter side" ? 

I can't find "moron" in the headline or description, John, so I don't know what you mean.

For a woman who lived most of her life in an upper middle class suburban environment, AOC clearly wants to portray herself as being poor, naive, and amazed at simple things like a vegetable garden and now a garbage disposal. IMO, she would serve her constituents and Congress better if she stopped making these silly videos and started behaving maturely.

 
 
 
JohnRussell
Professor Principal
12.1.5  JohnRussell  replied to  Jasper2529 @12.1.4    5 years ago
Now now she is not the first moron to take seat in the house.

It was in one of the comments about her on this seed. 

Why are you so worried about AOC?

While I think her video of it is rather pointless, not knowing about garbage disposals reveals exactly nothing about her.   According to what I see online , roughly half of homes and apartments have garbage disposals which means that half don't. To imply that someone who has never seen one is lacking , whatever, is a stretch, to say the least. 

When she moved to Washington DC her new apartment evidently has a garbage disposal. 

Now what? 

 
 
 
Greg Jones
Professor Participates
12.1.6  Greg Jones  replied to  Don Overton @12.1.3    5 years ago

No, just stupid left wing women. The Democrats seem to be well supplied with them.

 
 
 
Dean Moriarty
Professor Quiet
12.1.7  Dean Moriarty  replied to  JohnRussell @12.1.5    5 years ago
Now what? 

The washing machine. 

 
 
 
Greg Jones
Professor Participates
12.1.8  Greg Jones  replied to  JohnRussell @12.1.5    5 years ago

She has shown many times over that she is a congenital idiot.

This is just more evidence of that fact.

 
 
 
pat wilson
Professor Participates
12.1.9  pat wilson  replied to  Greg Jones @12.1.8    5 years ago
She has shown many times over that she is a congenital idiot.

That's patently false:

Ocasio-Cortez attended Yorktown High School , graduating in 2007. [18] She came in second in the Microbiology category of the Intel International Science and Engineering Fair with a microbiology research project on the effect of antioxidants on the lifespan of the nematode C. elegans . [19] In a show of appreciation for her efforts, the MIT Lincoln Laboratory named a small asteroid after her: 23238 Ocasio-Cortez . [20] [21] In high school, she took part in the National Hispanic Institute 's Lorenzo de Zavala (LDZ) Youth Legislative Session. She later became the LDZ Secretary of State while she attended Boston University . Ocasio-Cortez had a John F. Lopez Fellowship . [11] In 2008, while Ocasio-Cortez was a sophomore at Boston University, her father died of lung cancer. [22] [23] During college, she served as an intern in the office of U.S. Senator Ted Kennedy , in his section on foreign affairs and immigration issues. [24] "I was the only Spanish speaker, and as a result, as basically a kid—a 19-, 20-year-old kid—whenever a frantic call would come into the office because someone is looking for their husband because they have been snatched off the street by ICE , I was the one that had to pick up that phone," Ocasio-Cortez said. "I was the one that had to help that person navigate that system." [24]

She graduated cum laude from Boston University's College of Arts and Sciences in 2011, majoring in international relations and economics. [11] [25] [26]

 
 
 
arkpdx
Professor Quiet
12.1.10  arkpdx  replied to  Don Overton @12.1.3    5 years ago

No it is a 100%dead on accurate description of aoc and has absolutely no bearing on any other women. 

 
 
 
Jack_TX
Professor Quiet
12.1.12  Jack_TX  replied to  Greg Jones @12.1.8    5 years ago
She has shown many times over that she is a congenital idiot.

Nonsense.  Nobody is born that big an idiot. 

It takes years of leftist indoctrination.

 
 
 
KDMichigan
Junior Participates
12.1.13  KDMichigan  replied to  pat wilson @12.1.9    5 years ago
She graduated cum laude from Boston University's College of Arts and Sciences in 2011, majoring in international relations and economics.[11][25

That just shows you how worthless a degree is if you can graduate cum laude and be that freaking stupid. And to be as clueless as she is in economics speaks volumes.

 
 
 
Jack_TX
Professor Quiet
12.1.14  Jack_TX  replied to  JohnRussell @12.1.5    5 years ago
Why are you so worried about AOC?

Nobody's worried. 

She's just hilarious.  

Pretty soon all the blonde jokes will be replaced with AOC jokes.  It's fantastic.

 
 
 
Buzz of the Orient
Professor Expert
12.1.17  Buzz of the Orient  replied to  KDMichigan @12.1.13    5 years ago

Yeah, unfortunately that doesn't speak highly of the American educational system.  When I was a teenager I used to spend some of my summer vacation at Crystal Beach, Ontario, which is on the north shore of Lake Erie, across the Niagara River from Buffalo, and a lot of American kids would be there.  We would talk about school, and they would talk about their marks of 98, 99 and 100% being normal, while we Canadians were lucky to just exceed a 75% honours mark.  Somehow I really don't think they were any smarter than we Canadians were.

 
 
 
Buzz of the Orient
Professor Expert
12.1.18  Buzz of the Orient  replied to  pat wilson @12.1.9    5 years ago

Maybe you're right Pat, and what she's really doing is ACTING, so that the people who elect her identify better with her and find more in common with her than they would with someone who was smart.  Hollywood should take note and give her a screen test.

 
 
 
JohnRussell
Professor Principal
12.1.19  JohnRussell  replied to  Release The Kraken @12.1.16    5 years ago
You could have been unhappy by yourself.

I'm always happy to correct you. I'm a Good Samaritan in that way. 

 
 
 
JohnRussell
Professor Principal
12.1.20  JohnRussell  replied to  Buzz of the Orient @12.1.17    5 years ago
Yeah, unfortunately that doesn't speak highly of the American educational system

Not recognizing a garbage disposal says NOTHING about the US educational system, The funny part of this seed is not the video, it's the overblown ludicrous responses. 

 
 
 
Buzz of the Orient
Professor Expert
12.1.22  Buzz of the Orient  replied to  JohnRussell @12.1.20    5 years ago

I was really responding to Pat Wilson's essay on how brilliant and educated AOC is, and KDMichigan's response to Pat. I wasn't talking about garbage disposals, and as I've pointed out elsewhere, I'm sure she has the knowledge of how to flush a toilet.

 
 
 
pat wilson
Professor Participates
12.1.23  pat wilson  replied to  Buzz of the Orient @12.1.22    5 years ago

It isn't whether I'm right or wrong. Her curriculum vitae is a matter of public record. 

 
 
 
Buzz of the Orient
Professor Expert
12.1.25  Buzz of the Orient  replied to  pat wilson @12.1.23    5 years ago
"It isn't whether I'm right or wrong."

Yes, I agree. My comment was not a criticism of you - you simply reported AOC's educational record.  And if the education she got did provide her with the level of knowledge and mental capability it should have done, I then came to the conclusion that she has to be ACTING as I pointed out already, in order to bring herself down to the level of those who voted for her - after all, a lot of actors are very intelligent.

 
 
 
pat wilson
Professor Participates
12.1.27  pat wilson  replied to  Buzz of the Orient @12.1.25    5 years ago

May Be, sorta like trump.

 
 
 
pat wilson
Professor Participates
12.1.28  pat wilson  replied to  Texan1211 @12.1.26    5 years ago

Because many are working two jobs. 

Wow, that was hard./s

 
 
 
Tessylo
Professor Principal
12.1.29  Tessylo  replied to  pat wilson @12.1.28    5 years ago

'Because many   are   working two jobs. 

Wow, that was hard./s'

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Tessylo
Professor Principal
12.1.31  Tessylo  replied to    5 years ago

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Jasper2529
Professor Quiet
12.1.35  Jasper2529  replied to  JohnRussell @12.1.5    5 years ago
Now now she is not the first moron to take seat in the house.

Please refrain from replying to my comments by using quotes that I never posted.

It was in one of the comments about her on this seed. 

Big deal. 

Why are you so worried about AOC?

What an odd question. I'm not at all worried about AOC, because she finally has a good-paying job and a national platform. I actually enjoy watching her make a fool out of herself when she talks about national/international affairs and economics. 

The only people who are "so worried about AOC" are those who persist in defending her stupidity and desire for notoriety. 

 
 
 
lib50
Professor Silent
12.1.37  lib50  replied to  Texan1211 @12.1.36    5 years ago

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Jasper2529
Professor Quiet
12.1.39  Jasper2529  replied to  pat wilson @12.1.9    5 years ago
That's patently false:

Pat ... No matter where she grew up in upscale Yorktown Heights and whatever schools she attended, it's impossible to not notice through her own comments that she is devoid of basic knowledge in the fields of science, agriculture, US/world history, national/international affairs, and economics. 

 
 
 
Greg Jones
Professor Participates
12.1.40  Greg Jones  replied to  pat wilson @12.1.9    5 years ago

She's an educated idiot that has lived a privileged life.

 
 
 
Sparty On
Professor Principal
12.1.41  Sparty On  replied to  Greg Jones @12.1.40    5 years ago

A human propaganda missile if you will.  

Programmed and deployed by her handlers in Academia.

Nothing more, nothing less.

 
 
 
Jasper2529
Professor Quiet
12.1.42  Jasper2529  replied to  Texan1211 @12.1.36    5 years ago
I would think the smarter Democrats would be worried about the GOP linking AOC to any and all Democratic candidates. No one wants to support that kind of stupidity on a national level.

AOC and Bernie have teamed up on a couple of issues.

 
 
 
Jasper2529
Professor Quiet
12.1.44  Jasper2529  replied to  Texan1211 @12.1.43    5 years ago
Any issues that AOC and Bernie agree on are sure to cost us taxpayers tons of wasted money.

The ones I know about are about the Uber and Lyft strikers, credit card caps, and Green New Deal. There may be more.

 
 
 
KDMichigan
Junior Participates
12.1.46  KDMichigan  replied to  pat wilson @12.1.28    5 years ago
Because many are working two jobs.  Wow, that was hard./s

I understand why you defend AOC now.

 
 
 
Buzz of the Orient
Professor Expert
12.1.47  Buzz of the Orient  replied to  Buzz of the Orient @12.1.25    5 years ago
"...after all, a lot of actors are very intelligent."

For example, besides having other assets, did you know that Jayne Mansfield had an IQ of 163?

 
 
 
Ed-NavDoc
Professor Quiet
12.1.48  Ed-NavDoc  replied to  pat wilson @12.1.9    5 years ago

Book learning and education does not always equate to wisdom or common sense. AOC is the perfect example of that!

 
 
 
Tacos!
Professor Guide
12.2  Tacos!  replied to  JohnRussell @12    5 years ago
I expect that tens of millions of Americans have never seen one.

I would concede that that is absolutely possible. I grew up in a cheap tiny house that didn't have one, but I knew people that had one and I understood what they were and how they worked. That was also a long time ago.

In New York, where the sewer pipes may be very old, the devices were not allowed for a long time and many older buildings may still not have them. AOC, though, didn't grow up in some tiny apartment in The Bronx, like people might think. She grew up in a house up in Yorktown Heights, away from the city. And of course she has had many experiences since then. Even though she is young for a Congresswoman, I would be amazed to find out this is her first encounter with a garbage disposal.

 
 
 
XXJefferson51
Senior Guide
12.2.1  XXJefferson51  replied to  Tacos! @12.2    5 years ago

My house didn’t have a garbage disposal or a dishwasher when I first bought it.  Those were added among other things in with the major interior and exterior remodel that cost half what the sale price of the house was.  I still knew what they were and how to use them.  

 
 
 
KDMichigan
Junior Participates
15  KDMichigan    5 years ago

Why do the left always have to go ghetto when speaking to blacks? Shades of Hillaryious Hillary...

 
 
 
Jack_TX
Professor Quiet
15.2  Jack_TX  replied to  KDMichigan @15    5 years ago

Oh good gravy.  

She's just a hilarious hot mess.

 
 
 
XXJefferson51
Senior Guide
15.3  XXJefferson51  replied to  KDMichigan @15    5 years ago

Good question.  I think she was copying Hillary who also does that.  

 
 
 
Kavika
Professor Principal
16  Kavika     5 years ago

Funny as heck. What's even funnier is that she can have an bigger affect on the lives of Americans than they can have on her's...Now that is funny as hell. Only if her constituents vote her out of office does that change..

 
 
 
Sunshine
Professor Quiet
16.1  Sunshine  replied to  Kavika @16    5 years ago

Scary isn't it that a person who doesn't know a plant grows from dirt, what a garbage disposal is, and declares that the world will be destroyed in 12 years can make important decisions for others.  

 
 
 
Don Overton
Sophomore Quiet
17  Don Overton    5 years ago

Sleep tight children

 
 
 
XXJefferson51
Senior Guide
17.1  XXJefferson51  replied to  Don Overton @17    5 years ago

Who are you calling children?  

 
 
 
It Is ME
Masters Guide
18  It Is ME    5 years ago

AOC.....the Broken Disposal !

It just spits shit back atchya !

 
 
 
arkpdx
Professor Quiet
20  arkpdx    5 years ago

If AOC is the best and the brightest that the democrat party has, I don't think that even God can help them. 

 
 
 
Don Overton
Sophomore Quiet
20.1  Don Overton  replied to  arkpdx @20    5 years ago

[deleted]

 
 
 
It Is ME
Masters Guide
21  It Is ME    5 years ago

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez

@AOC

To quote Alan Moore: “None of you understand. I'm not locked up in here with YOU. You're locked up in here with ME.”

"Now, I'm both a huge nerd and a paranoid right-wing lunatic, so I thought this was pretty funny. A self-described socialist like AOC quoting... Rorschach , the original MAGA-head! The comics character had all the negative attributes that AOC's fans believe about Trump voters. He hated liberals and communists and immigrants and gays. And oh my goodness, did he ever hate women. He was also obsessed with a fictional right-wing tabloid called the New Frontiersman, which ran racist, anti-Semitic political cartoons like this one, defending masked vigilantes running around beating people up because the cops weren't doing their jobs."

"Rorschach wore an ever-shifting black and white mask that resembled the psychological test that gave him his name, and also reflected his moral absolutism: literally no shades of gray. I can't think of any superhero who's less like AOC. I can just imagine all of her devoted fans illegally downloading Watchmen to see what she's talking about, and realizing Rorschach is their worst nightmare. #RorschachIsProblematic!"

When I looked up AOC and found that quote of hers....I just laughed. so I "Googled" it for fun. I watched the "Watchman", quite a a few times. Luv'd it. Hit me right in the funny bone. jrSmiley_10_smiley_image.gif

She's such a Stupid Ass !

 
 

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