Trump's Best Moments

  
By:  eat-the-press-do-not-read-it  •  one month ago  •  176 comments

Trump's Best Moments
"Epstein was my best friend, but I never slept with him, or, Melania, Never"! - Donald J. Trump

"Donald's" BE BEST moments:

1.  "WINDMILLS Cause Cancer!"

2.  "Why Don't We NUKE HURRICANES?"

3.  "I Believe PUTIN!" 

4.  "I Am The CHOSEN ONE!" 

5.  "I Kown More Than The GENERALS!"

6.  "Epstein is a FUN guy."

7.  "Thought & Prayers."

8.  "FAKE NEWS!"

9.  "Bolton might as well be a DEMOCRAT!"

10. "Grab Them By The PUSSY."

What are your favorites Trump "Be Best" moments?  Please, share. The stupider the better!

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Eat The Press Do Not Read It
1  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It    one month ago

Never in the history of this country has one so deviant, so inarticulate, so stupid been elevated to the highest office in the land. Please, leave your favorite Trump quotes!

 
 
 
Paula Bartholomew
1.1  Paula Bartholomew  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @1    one month ago

You should do a companion seed.....Words Trump can't spell or pronounce.

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
1.1.1  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  Paula Bartholomew @1.1    one month ago

Great suggestion, however I can't spell, either. The Dumpster and and I are about the same age. Trump is 74 and lies about his age. I am 77.9.12 and never lie about it. I am proud to still be poking fun at this ORANGE BEAST!

In the 40s, after the end of WWII, some Monkey came up with the "Look See" Method of Spelling, instead of teaching phonetic, which was only taught in Catholic Schools.

It is much harder, but, at least give the reader the tools one needs to "attack" a word to figure how to read it, or, say it.

So, you see, Trump is my peer, my lesser peer.

I love your idea, and, may use it. Thanks.

 
 
 
Paula Bartholomew
1.1.2  Paula Bartholomew  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @1.1.1    one month ago

I will start the ball rolling.

He pronounced the word Nazi... Nozi.  Also, in one tweet, he not only spelled his mistress's name wrong, but his wife's also.

 
 
 
MrFrost
1.1.3  MrFrost  replied to  Paula Bartholomew @1.1.2    one month ago

Just the other day he said his "wife has a son"... But he doesn't? WTF?

 
 
 
MrFrost
1.1.4  MrFrost  replied to  Paula Bartholomew @1.1.2    one month ago

And lets not forget... "I spoke with the president of Puerto Rico." So he talked to a mirror? 

What a moron.. LOL  

 
 
 
nightwalker
1.1.5  nightwalker  replied to  Paula Bartholomew @1.1    one month ago

Wouldn't be fair. He only has a vocabulary of 250 words and he can only spell 10% of them.

Since this is "eat the news", didn't trump once ask "can't we just nuke 'em" when he was in confere with his advisors in reference to some middle east country that he was mad at?

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
1.1.6  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  nightwalker @1.1.5    one month ago

Yes, Trump's intellectual level is that a teenager. He is irresponsible, lazy, and unwilling to put the work in that is required to make serious decisions.

Trump improvizes, makes it up as he goes along.


 
 
 
Paula Bartholomew
1.1.7  Paula Bartholomew  replied to  MrFrost @1.1.3    one month ago

Remember when he said that he never slept with Epstein or Malenia...ever?

 
 
 
Karri
1.1.8  Karri  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @1.1.6    4 weeks ago
Trump's intellectual level is that a teenager.

I think you are giving him too much credit.  He sounds and acts more like a preschooler.

 
 
 
Krishna
1.1.9  Krishna  replied to  MrFrost @1.1.3    3 weeks ago
Just the other day he said his "wife has a son"... But he doesn't? WTF?

Maybe...the kid , like his father, was illegitimate?

 
 
 
Paula Bartholomew
1.1.10  Paula Bartholomew  replied to  Karri @1.1.8    3 weeks ago

One of my neighbor's grandson, age 7, has a fascination with latitudes and longitudes of islands and what bodies of water they are located in.  I asked him where PR was and he gave me the correct info.  He knew that it is in the Caribbean Sea and not an ocean as Trump said when asked.  

 
 
 
MrFrost
1.1.11  MrFrost  replied to  Krishna @1.1.9    3 weeks ago

Maybe...the kid , like his father, was illegitimate?

Could be, they are a family of cheaters and liars. 

 
 
 
Tessylo
1.2  Tessylo  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @1    one month ago

Melania has a son.  

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
1.2.1  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  Tessylo @1.2    one month ago

jrSmiley_100_smiley_image.jpg Yes, but, that does not, thereby, make it Trump's. Eric, his eldest, looks like Gary Busey, the big tooth actor, Ivana, "the Donald"  first wife was very fond of and knew. 

Rumors have circulated in NYC for decades that Gary is Eric's dad.

So, of course, Horse, I am circulating the rumors, here. At Eat The Press -  Do Not Read It, we never vet any of our stories. We don't even know what they means.

We are the ORIGINAL FAKE NEWS, not the "Real News" that our "FAKE POTUS", real "POS" whines about. We are so fake, we just make sh*t up! It is quicker, cheaper, and, less accurate.

Any journalist is able to write the truth. We are not journalist, we are URINALIST. We piss on the News.

We specialize in "near truth", like "near death", it involves the SUPERNATURAL. 

Our CEO & Publisher, the lovely Jonathan Livingston Pigeon is a Certified Psychic who has the unique ability to interview anyone from thousands of miles away while they are sleeping and he is "fiddling".

This seance/reading by the "Sleeping Prophet" gets at the tooth, because, when one is asleep, it is impossible for them to lie, except for Trump, who does lie in his sleep.

Therefore, "Doctored" Jonathan Livingston Pigeon-Poo is able to get at the "Tooth, the Whole Tooth, Nothing But the Tooth, so, help me Tooth Fairy."

That, unfortunately, is why Calcified Conservative Republicans desparagingly call him a "fairy", instead of "Doctored", 'cause they can't spell "Doctored".

However, the good-bad "doctored" is able to Brain Wash Trump's lies and get at the "Tooth"!

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cjcold
1.2.2  cjcold  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @1.2.1    one month ago
Do Not Wipe Your Bun With It

It tends to be toxic and will lead to bleeding hemorrhoids.

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
1.2.3  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  cjcold @1.2.2    one month ago

I take it you tried it!

 
 
 
cjcold
1.2.4  cjcold  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @1.2.3    3 weeks ago

I heard about it from a friend of a friend of a non-friend. 

I'm never the first to try what my sick friends can imagine.

 
 
 
Ozzwald
1.3  Ozzwald  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @1    one month ago

Never in the history of this country has one so deviant, so inarticulate, so stupid been elevated to the highest office in the land. Please, leave your favorite Trump quotes!

Scary part is that it looks like the UK is following along behind us...

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Putin is definitely getting his money's worth.

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
1.3.1  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  Ozzwald @1.3    one month ago

Boris is Trump brother by another Mother. One that is not so ugly. The Curse Moves on!

 
 
 
It Is ME
2  It Is ME    one month ago

"One of the key problems today is that politics is such a disgrace"

Donald Trump

Such a ridicules statement. jrSmiley_99_smiley_image.jpg

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
2.1  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  It Is ME @2    one month ago

Trump is the PRIMARY reason that it is. He is a UNIVERSAL DISGRACE.jrSmiley_72_smiley_image.gif

 
 
 
It Is ME
2.1.1  It Is ME  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @2.1    one month ago
Trump is the PRIMARY reason that it is.

All those other decades, without Trump in Politics, has just been "Grand" ….. hasn't it ? 

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
2.1.2  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  It Is ME @2.1.1    one month ago

Exactly, compared to the CHAOS, CORRUPTION of this administration even's GRANT'S Administration with all of its corruption is far superior to the disaster that is Trump cobbled together from Robber Barons' Administration.

 
 
 
Krishna
2.2  Krishna  replied to  It Is ME @2    3 weeks ago
Such a ridicules statement.

Definitely very ridicules!

 
 
 
It Is ME
2.2.1  It Is ME  replied to  Krishna @2.2    3 weeks ago
Definitely very ridicules!

I know …. right ?

He shoulda said:

"One of the key things today is that politics is such a "Saving Grace".

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
3  al Jizzerror    one month ago

My favorite moment was when he proclaimed his love for Kim Jong.

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
3.1  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  al Jizzerror @3    one month ago

This man is a Certifiable LUNATIC! Republican should be running away from this nut, instead of "covering" for him.

KICK EVERY DAMN REPUBLICAN OUT OF OFFICE.

 
 
 
nightwalker
3.2  nightwalker  replied to  al Jizzerror @3    one month ago

trump is in love with a LOT of men. Putin first and foremost of course, but also Un, Macron, the ruler of the Philippines, Israel's PM.... and basically any other authoritarian dipstick he's ever met with enough money or power that are willing to act like they like him at all..too bad none of them love him back, they're just using him, poor thing. But then, maybe he wants to be used by some people.

trump is a whore!!!!!

 
 
 
Vic Eldred
4  Vic Eldred    one month ago

I'll play

March 4 -  “just found out that Obama had my ‘wires tapped’

(Technically inaccurate, yet FACTUALLY TRUE!!!!). The FBI did have Trump and all his people under surveillance. The FBI did have a spy in the White House. I suppose any normal human being observing so much of the inner workings of the administration being so extensively covered by the media would reflexively make a statement like that!

 The media's insistence that Trump was referring only to wiretapping and no other form of surveillance, told us a lot more about them than it did about him..

 
 
 
Tessylo
4.1  Tessylo  replied to  Vic Eldred @4    one month ago

Don't you have another thread to be on, the bash Hillary thread, where you said:  ' He's a tireless human dynamo, who thrives on adversity & fast food!'

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Vic Eldred
4.1.1  Vic Eldred  replied to  Tessylo @4.1    one month ago
Don't you have another thread to be on

No Tess, I'm free to be where I want. My good friend wants to focus only on what the President says/tweets and I say go for it!

 
 
 
Tessylo
4.1.2  Tessylo  replied to  Vic Eldred @4.1.1    one month ago

What good friend?  What friend?

 
 
 
Vic Eldred
4.1.3  Vic Eldred  replied to  Tessylo @4.1.2    one month ago

Don't you know?  "Eat the press" and I are friends.  We can disagree and be friends, just ask him.

 
 
 
Tessylo
4.1.4  Tessylo  replied to  Vic Eldred @4.1.3    one month ago

Didn't know, didn't care.  

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
4.1.5  al Jizzerror  replied to  Vic Eldred @4.1.3    one month ago
"Eat the press" and I are friends.

"Eat the press" has tons of friends.  He has been my friend since we enjoyed fine vine together years ago.

I think Tessylo was surprised to hear that you have a friend.

 
 
 
Tessylo
4.1.6  Tessylo  replied to  al Jizzerror @4.1.5    one month ago
'I think Tessylo was surprised to hear that you have a friend.'

That's exactly correct my friend.  

 
 
 
Vic Eldred
4.1.7  Vic Eldred  replied to  Tessylo @4.1.4    one month ago
didn't care.  

You cared enough to ask

 
 
 
Vic Eldred
4.1.8  Vic Eldred  replied to  al Jizzerror @4.1.5    one month ago
I think Tessylo was surprised to hear that you have a friend.

Even at Newsvine (that bastion of liberalism) I had friends. On the other hand, there are those who could never be my friend.

Don't forget to give each other a vote.

 
 
 
Tessylo
4.1.9  Tessylo  replied to  Vic Eldred @4.1.7    one month ago

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Tessylo
4.1.10  Tessylo  replied to  Vic Eldred @4.1.8    one month ago

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al Jizzerror
4.1.11  al Jizzerror  replied to  Vic Eldred @4.1.8    one month ago
Don't forget to give each other a vote.

I usually vote for your comments twice.

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
4.1.12  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  Vic Eldred @4.1.1    one month ago

I have found Vic Eldred's comments on my site to be "refreshingly intectual".

I, naturally, assumed he was an East Coast Liberal Professor.

Give the guy a break. He is a great, gifted writer. 

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
4.1.13  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  Vic Eldred @4.1.3    one month ago

Indeed, Mister Elder is a fantastic wit, a gentleman and a tough debater. I appreciate real discource, instead of all that typical coarse vulgarity slung by the Religious Right when they have their backs to the wall.

 
 
 
pat wilson
4.1.14  pat wilson  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @4.1.12    one month ago

If you're a liberal he stated you should be impaled on a spike on top of the border wall. What a pal !

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
4.1.15  al Jizzerror  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @4.1.13    one month ago
Mister Elder is a fantastic wit

You're half right. 

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
4.1.16  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  al Jizzerror @4.1.15    one month ago

Oh, you sly wit, yourself. We do not have to agree with each other. However, it is helpful to know how the other sides thinks, or, doesn't.

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
4.1.17  al Jizzerror  replied to  Tessylo @4.1.9    one month ago
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800

 
 
 
Tessylo
4.1.18  Tessylo  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @4.1.12    one month ago

That's okay.  I refuse to give pompous arseholes a break, ever.  

 
 
 
Tessylo
4.1.19  Tessylo  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @4.1.12    one month ago
'He is a great, gifted writer.'

No, he isn't.  

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
4.1.20  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  Tessylo @4.1.19    15 hours ago

Hyperbole!  Trump does it with the truth.

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
4.2  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  Vic Eldred @4    one month ago

Trump has his "WIRES" tapped! That explains why he speaks like an IDIOT, acts like a H.S. BULLY, and, grabs women by their genitals. (He new way of saying, "Hello"!

 
 
 
Vic Eldred
4.2.1  Vic Eldred  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @4.2    one month ago

If he was smart he would have done what I advocated for any Republican who might win the WH in 2016 - GET RID OF ALL THE OBAMA PEOPLE!

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
4.2.2  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  Vic Eldred @4.2.1    one month ago

What is hurting Trump's bid for re-election is TRUMP. He is incompetent, an International Criminal, a common thief and a very disturbed object of contempt.

 
 
 
TTGA
4.2.3  TTGA  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @4.2.2    one month ago
What is hurting Trump's bid for re-election is TRUMP. He is incompetent, an International Criminal, a common thief and a very disturbed object of contempt.

Wow, I'll bet that he was involved in the Lindbergh kidnapping too, even though it took place long before he was born .  After all, he can do that because he's TRUMP and TRUMP  is the most evil creature in the world.  He must be in league with SATAN, just because the Left wants him to be.

A little advice; when trying to convince people, adult behavior works better than childish rants.

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
4.2.4  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  TTGA @4.2.3    3 weeks ago

Tell that to TRUMP.

He rants, never discusses, spews never defeat.

Trump is totally incompetent, a NY THUG, wannabe Mafia Boss. He is a NATIONAL DISGRACE and an International embarrassment.

Soon you will be able to visit him in PRISON!

 
 
 
nightwalker
4.3  nightwalker  replied to  Vic Eldred @4    one month ago

Yeah I know, sad. Too bad the investigating authorities didn't realize that even as a presidential candidate with Russian sympathies he was already pure and beyond reproach by mortal men.

 
 
 
Vic Eldred
4.3.1  Vic Eldred  replied to  nightwalker @4.3    one month ago

No liberal ever gets to say that about anybody. That goes back to when professors were making apologies for Joe Stalin and leftist scientist were giving the Soviets the Bomb secrets. Progressives like to deal in hyperbole & smearing, never in truth. They were traitors then and worse now.

 
 
 
JohnRussell
4.3.2  JohnRussell  replied to  Vic Eldred @4.3.1    one month ago
No liberal ever gets to say that about anybody. That goes back to when professors were making apologies for Joe Stalin and leftist scientist were giving the Soviets the Bomb secrets. Progressives like to deal in hyperbole & smearing, never in truth. They were traitors then and worse now.

Oh please. Do you have any idea what you sound like? 

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
4.3.3  al Jizzerror  replied to  Vic Eldred @4.3.1    one month ago
Progressives like to deal in hyperbole & smearing, never in truth. They were traitors then and worse now.

800

800

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
4.3.4  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  nightwalker @4.3    one month ago

Trump's "BE BEST" quotes encapsulate how out of touch with REALITY this former REALITY TV STAR really is. Additionally, he is a suspected child predator, rapist, compulsive liar, a pal of Putin, loves Kim Jong Un and is a cruel, selfish "spoiled brat" who has no empathy for anyone.

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
4.3.5  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  Vic Eldred @4.3.1    one month ago

In a "free" and "open" country there is a multitude of intellectuals that embraces a variety of ideologues, but, none captured the soul of those who may call themselves "LIBERAL".









 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
4.3.6  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @4.3.5    one month ago

There is no NATIONAL LIBERAL ORGANIZATION that we all belong to, nor do we have Secret Meetings with Socialist, Commies, or, Fascists.

We are "free thinker", embrace ideas, concepts, people, sexes, ethnic groups, but, there is no LIBERAL AGENDA.

Conservatives are fearful folks that look backward, afraid of change and the future. Many, too many are CALCIFIED lost in the 30s and 40s when calling someone a "liberal" was a kind to referring to them as a "libertine".

Every good change was brought about my LIBERAL. CONSERVATIVE CHANGE NOTHING

 
 
 
TTGA
4.3.7  TTGA  replied to  JohnRussell @4.3.2    one month ago
Oh please. Do you have any idea what you sound like? 

Actually John, I think he does; just about the same way you sound when talking about Trump.

What goes around, comes around.

 
 
 
TTGA
4.3.8  TTGA  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @4.3.5    one month ago
none captured the soul of those who may call themselves "LIBERAL".

Considering the tactics they are now using (following the party line in unison), Joseph Stalin comes pretty close, although the KGB may have had a hand in the whole agenda back in the 70's.

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
4.3.9  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  TTGA @4.3.8    3 weeks ago

The KGB had nothing to do with the Civil Rights Movement, or, the Anti-Vietnam demonstrations. They were often led by former Vietnam soldiers who were tired of the lies.

Russia's involvment was clearly observable in Trump's campaign, and the numerous business transaction "the Donald" has had, and still does with the Russian MOB.

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
4.3.10  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  TTGA @4.3.7    3 weeks ago

With the overwhelming evidence continuing to mount every day, the ONLY people who support Trump are either RICH, RACIST, or, just plain STUPID!

 
 
 
Paula Bartholomew
5  Paula Bartholomew    one month ago

 When asked where Puerto Rico is located

"This is an island sitting in the middle of an ocean — and it's a big ocean, a really, really big ocean," 

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
5.1  Trout Giggles  replied to  Paula Bartholomew @5    one month ago

And lots of water. Really, really wet

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
5.1.1  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  Trout Giggles @5.1    one month ago

I take it that the Natural Sciences stumped Trump.

 
 
 
WallyW
5.2  WallyW  replied to  Paula Bartholomew @5    one month ago

That was AOC.

Look it up.

 
 
 
Paula Bartholomew
5.2.1  Paula Bartholomew  replied to  WallyW @5.2    one month ago

I did look it up and found it in an article in Newsweek written by Linley Sanders on 9/26/17 at 2:46 EDT

Your turn.  Provide the quote from AOC and source if you please.

 
 
 
Tessylo
5.2.2  Tessylo  replied to  Paula Bartholomew @5.2.1    one month ago
'Your turn.  Provide the quote from AOC and source if you please.'

You're looking for facts and sources from that one?  

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Paula Bartholomew
5.2.3  Paula Bartholomew  replied to  Tessylo @5.2.2    one month ago

I did a little snooping and found that AOC thinks that PR is a colony.

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
5.2.4  al Jizzerror  replied to  Paula Bartholomew @5.2.3    one month ago
I did a little snooping and found that AOC thinks that PR is a colony.

Well, what do you think Puerto Rico is?

I too "did a little snooping".

Puerto Rico ( Spanish  for "Rich Port"; abbreviated PR ), officially the Commonwealth of Puerto Rico ( Spanish : Estado Libre Asociado de Puerto Rico , lit.  "Free Associated State of Puerto Rico" ) and briefly called Porto Rico , is an unincorporated territory of the United States located in the northeast Caribbean Sea , approximately 1,000 miles (1,600 km) southeast of Miami, Florida . https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Puerto_Rico

I think AOC is calling Puerto Rico a colony because she thinks it should be an independent country.

I would rather see it become the 51st state if the Puerto Ricans vote for statehood.

AOC supports the 'decolonization process' of Puerto Rico following governor's resignation

Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, D-N.Y ., expressed support for the  "decolonization process" of Puerto Rico following the announced resignation of its embattled governor, Ricardo Rosselló.

In an Instagram livestream on Thursday night, Ocasio-Cortez took questions from her followers. The first asked how she felt about what's happening in Puerto Rico.

"First of all, I am so incredibly proud of everyone in Puerto Rico right now demanding accountability from their government," Ocasio-Cortez began.  "They were so relentlessly creative in their protest that they were able to get the governor to finally resign as well as some of his cabinet members."

PUERTO RICO CROWDS HAIL GOVERNOR'S RESIGNATION, BUT SAY THERE'S STILL A 'LOT OF CORRUPT PEOPLE' TO REMOVE

Ocasio-Cortez, who is of Puerto Rican descent , then suggested the island's independence from the United States.

"I'm really proud of everyone that's out there, but of course there's a lot of work to be done," Ocasio-Cortez continued. "This is just the beginning of a decolonization process, a process of self-determination where the people of Puerto Rico begin to start taking their own self-governance into their own hands."

https://www.foxnews.com/media/aoc-decolonization-puerto-rico

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
5.2.5  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  WallyW @5.2    one month ago

We can alway county on "Wally W" to go off the Reservation. Is he "Native American?"

You know Neanderthals did not go extinct 100,000 ago as some antropologist claim.  They just "migrated to 'Merica and blended in unnoticed", making them some of 'Merica's earliest natives.

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
5.2.6  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  Paula Bartholomew @5.2.1    one month ago

Paula, that will take YEARS!

 
 
 
Paula Bartholomew
5.2.7  Paula Bartholomew  replied to  al Jizzerror @5.2.4    one month ago

No, she is calling it a colony because she and Trump flunked out of geography.

 
 
 
MrFrost
5.2.8  MrFrost  replied to  WallyW @5.2    one month ago
That was AOC. Look it up.

Well, ya got proven wrong Wally. You going to own up to it? 

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
5.2.9  al Jizzerror  replied to  Paula Bartholomew @5.2.7    one month ago
No, she is calling it a colony because she and Trump flunked out of geography.

Okay, Wikipedia says Puerto Rico is " an unincorporated territory of the United States ".

I Googled "colony":

col·o·ny
/ ˈkälənē /
noun
noun: colony ; plural noun: colonies
  1. 1 .
    a country or area under the full or partial political control of another country, typically a distant one, and occupied by settlers from that country.
    synonyms: territory , possession , holding , dependency , province , dominion , protectorate , satellite (state), settlement , outpost ; More
https://www.google.com/search?client=safari&ei=lF98Xfk--8LQ8Q-LqKCwAQ&q=dictionary&oq=dictionary&gs_l=psy-ab.3..0i131i67j0i67j0i131i67j0l4j0i131j0j0i131.70031.83554..84652...2.3..0.175.1609.0j10......0....1..gws-wiz.......0i71.o5IxCHc6srk&ved=0ahUKEwj52KDLsM_kAhV7ITQIHQsUCBYQ4dUDCAo&uact=5#dobs=colony

What do you call Puerto Rico?

 
 
 
Paula Bartholomew
5.2.10  Paula Bartholomew  replied to  al Jizzerror @5.2.4    one month ago

Just because she might think that it should be called a colony, it does not make it one.  It is as you stated, officially a commonwealth.

 
 
 
Heartland American
5.2.11  Heartland American  replied to  al Jizzerror @5.2.4    one month ago

When we give the Island it’s independence can we  give AOC back to her ancestral homeland as a parting gift? 

 
 
 
arkpdx
5.2.12  arkpdx  replied to  Heartland American @5.2.11    one month ago

They do not deserve that kind of punishment

 
 
 
Ronin2
5.2.13  Ronin2  replied to  arkpdx @5.2.12    one month ago

Oh come on, she will fit right in with the political corruption.  They wouldn't miss a beat.  It is what she and they deserve.

 
 
 
Ronin2
5.2.14  Ronin2  replied to  al Jizzerror @5.2.4    one month ago
"I'm really proud of everyone that's out there, but of course there's a lot of work to be done," Ocasio-Cortez continued. "This is just the beginning of a decolonization process, a process of self-determination where the people of Puerto Rico begin to start taking their own self-governance into their own hands."

She is absolutely correct. Anything to tear that corrupt little island off of the US tax payer tit.

Thank you for finally finding something I can agree with her on. Removing US citizens (IE their tax payers) from the island is a great start. I am sure they will accomplish great things w/o the US holding them back.

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
5.2.15  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  MrFrost @5.2.8    one month ago

Don't count on it. 

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
5.2.16  al Jizzerror  replied to  WallyW @5.2    one month ago
That was AOC.

You say that bullshit without citing any proof.

Butt Paula was right!

The Donald said, "This is an island sitting in the middle of an ocean and it’s a big ocean a very big ocean."

Here's the fucking video proof:

 
 
 
Paula Bartholomew
5.2.17  Paula Bartholomew  replied to  al Jizzerror @5.2.16    one month ago

Thank you Al.  I knew I was correct.  Google is my friend where some people have to call directory assistance to get the number for 911.

 
 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
5.3  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  Paula Bartholomew @5    one month ago

Geography, along with Reading were not his "favorite" subjects. "Piss and Moaning", where, according to our sauces, "Steve Bunions", a former WH advisor to the "SEWER MOUTH - CHIEF!

 
 
 
Paula Bartholomew
5.3.1  Paula Bartholomew  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @5.3    one month ago

Heck, PR isn't even located in an ocean, it is located in the Caribbean Sea.

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
6  al Jizzerror    one month ago

Thanx for using one of my memes as the "article image".

Here's a new meme:

512

 
 
 
igknorantzrulz
6.1  igknorantzrulz  replied to  al Jizzerror @6    one month ago

C'mon man, it's lunch

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
6.1.1  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  igknorantzrulz @6.1    one month ago

What a great lunch, and, you can eat as much as you want and still lose weight. It's in the Kamasutra, or, the King James Bible. That cat was out there, Baby!

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
6.2  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  al Jizzerror @6    one month ago

al Jizz-error, may I use it as my Header for EAT THE PRESS? It feels so right, don't you think.

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
6.2.1  al Jizzerror  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @6.2    one month ago

Yes, I am honored that you have found a use for my meme.

Anyone on this site is welcome to use my memes for any purpose.

Many of the memes I post here are created by others.

Most of the memes I create say "makeameme.org" in the lower right hand corner.

I'm a cheap bastard and makeameme.org is free .

800

 
 
 
Paula Bartholomew
6.3  Paula Bartholomew  replied to  al Jizzerror @6    one month ago

Well, the man does love junk food.

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
7  al Jizzerror    one month ago

Here's a Trump tweet:

512

Does Trump plan to run in 2024 after he loses in 2020?

Or does he think he'll win in 2020 and run for a third term in 2024?

 
 
 
WallyW
7.1  WallyW  replied to  al Jizzerror @7    one month ago

YES!

 
 
 
igknorantzrulz
7.1.1  igknorantzrulz  replied to  WallyW @7.1    one month ago

                             Trumpp/ Pounce 

                          for least appealing

                            Prison Bitches

                                2020

                          Without Vision

 
 
 
Paula Bartholomew
7.1.2  Paula Bartholomew  replied to  WallyW @7.1    one month ago

He can't run for a third term...DUH!

 
 
 
Raven Wing
7.1.3  Raven Wing  replied to  Paula Bartholomew @7.1.2    one month ago
He can't run for a third term...DUH!

The only running Trump will be doing is from the law when he is no longer President. 

 
 
 
Karri
7.1.4  Karri  replied to  Paula Bartholomew @7.1.2    4 weeks ago
He can't run for a third term

Does Trump know that?  And, if he does know, does he care?

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
7.1.5  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  Karri @7.1.4    3 weeks ago

I doubt that Trump knows anything about the Constitution or government.

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
7.2  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  al Jizzerror @7    one month ago

No, of course not. He will be in prison. They are saving Jerrey Epstein's old cell for him . . . even the same bed sheets.

No, Trump is just bad at Arithmetic, too. He can't add very well. That why he is always starting a new business, just as his old one plunges into financial ruins.  Trump always sells new investors on putting up their money in his projects, then, declaring "bankruptcy".

That was an entire course at his, now, shuttered FAKE UNIVERSITY, Trump University. It wasn't a "University", it was a SCAM, one of many of his SCAMS.

The Presidency is, aslo!

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
7.3  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  al Jizzerror @7    15 hours ago

Trump is bereft of the CONSTITUTION,  jrSmiley_100_smiley_image.jpg he thinks he will., but, his Doral BED BUGS will bite him again. 

 
 
 
Kavika
8  Kavika     one month ago

Covfefe

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
9  al Jizzerror    one month ago

From this article:

1.  "WINDMILLS Cause Cancer!"

512

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
9.1  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  al Jizzerror @9    one month ago

Now, that is Journalism at it's finest. Reminds me of our work!

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
10  al Jizzerror    one month ago

The Daily Show presents some of The Donald's best quotations:

 
 
 
Tessylo
10.1  Tessylo  replied to  al Jizzerror @10    one month ago

I get together with my dad usually every Thursday for dinner and we catch up with Trevor and laugh our asses off!

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
10.1.1  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  Tessylo @10.1    one month ago

Your Father must be a great man. Trevor is fantastic.

 
 
 
Tessylo
10.1.2  Tessylo  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @10.1.1    one month ago

I love Trevor!!!!!  I love his dimples!!!  I love everything Trevor!!!!!

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
10.2  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  al Jizzerror @10    one month ago

Trump is having the longest STROKE in the history of this country. It is continuous.

Thank you, al Jizzerror, that was hysterical!

 
 
 
Paula Bartholomew
10.3  Paula Bartholomew  replied to  al Jizzerror @10    one month ago

Too bad his mother was never "spayed".

 
 
 
Karri
10.4  Karri  replied to  al Jizzerror @10    4 weeks ago

I think The Daily Show forgot one -- The "oranges" of the investigation.

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
11  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It    one month ago

Well, then, fellow Left Leaning, Commie-Pinko-Socialist, here, at TheNewsTalkers.commie, I thank you for sharing your RESEARCH.  Bravo!

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
12  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It    one month ago

Jerry Nadler just called wanted to know if he might use our RESEARCH for his "Impeachment Investigations". He noted that our research is spot on.

So, is everyone on board?

 
 
 
Paula Bartholomew
12.1  Paula Bartholomew  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @12    one month ago

jrSmiley_13_smiley_image.gif

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
13  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It    one month ago

John Bolton said that he would personally deliver it to the Judiciary Committee now that he HATE Trump. Trump says that he FIRED BOLTON for "Violation of the No Facial Hair Policy" that he put in place upon illegally obtaining the office of POTUS.

An ASIDE:  Trump is unable to grow a beard, so, he despised anyone that can! I have it on "highly questionable sauces."

 
 
 
MUVA
13.1  MUVA  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @13    one month ago

Can you imagine what that stache smells like, probably  the shit house door on a tuna boat.jrSmiley_91_smiley_image.gif

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
13.1.1  al Jizzerror  replied to  MUVA @13.1    one month ago
Can you imagine what that stache smells like

My mustache usually smells like weed.

 
 
 
MrFrost
13.2  MrFrost  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @13    one month ago

An ASIDE:  Trump is unable to grow a beard, so, he despised anyone that can! I have it on "highly questionable sauces."

He cannot grow it on his head either. 

 
 
 
MUVA
13.2.1  MUVA  replied to  MrFrost @13.2    one month ago

What do you think is under that hair flap?

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
13.2.2  al Jizzerror  replied to  MUVA @13.2.1    one month ago
What do you think is under that hair flap?

Thank you for asking.

Here is an X-ray of Trump's skull.  As you can see, the contents of his skull are 95% Cerebrospinal fluid and 5% brain.

800

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
13.2.3  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  MUVA @13.2.1    one month ago

Nothing, a Black Hole?

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
13.2.4  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  al Jizzerror @13.2.2    one month ago

That explains why the "Deplorables" and the "Poorly Educated" stick to him like flies to Fly Paper!

 
 
 
devangelical
13.2.5  devangelical  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @13.2.4    one month ago

like stink on shit

 
 
 
MrFrost
13.2.6  MrFrost  replied to  MUVA @13.2.1    one month ago

512

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
13.2.7  al Jizzerror  replied to  MrFrost @13.2.6    one month ago

800

 
 
 
Tessylo
13.2.8  Tessylo  replied to  MUVA @13.2.1    one month ago

'What do you think is under that hair flap?'

666

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
13.2.9  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  Tessylo @13.2.8    3 weeks ago

A dead RAT!

 
 
 
Paula Bartholomew
13.2.10  Paula Bartholomew  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @13.2.9    3 weeks ago

The flap IS a dead rat.

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
14  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It    one month ago

Remember, be kind to the Dumb, they may come to their senses, but, propablely, not. At least we can confuse them!

 
 
 
MrFrost
15  MrFrost    one month ago

You simply cannot make that shit up. Everything they said about Obama, applies to Trump. 

 
 
 
Paula Bartholomew
15.1  Paula Bartholomew  replied to  MrFrost @15    one month ago

 I would like everyone that spoke to be reminded of what they said and asked "Do your comments apply to Trump as well?"  If any of them say no, someone needs to be all up in their grills.

 
 
 
arkpdx
16  arkpdx    one month ago

These are the best words he has said. He will get to say them one more time.

 
 
 
Paula Bartholomew
16.1  Paula Bartholomew  replied to  arkpdx @16    one month ago

Saying words does not mean you believe them or will honor them.

 
 
 
igknorantzrulz
16.2  igknorantzrulz  replied to  arkpdx @16    one month ago
These are the best words he has said.

paraphrased

'me and Lil' Kim....are in LOVE, as he sends me love letters.

 
 
 
MrFrost
16.3  MrFrost  replied to  arkpdx @16    one month ago

512

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
17  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It    one month ago

You mean to tell me that FOX NETWORK FAKE NEWS is partial? No?

 
 
 
MrFrost
17.1  MrFrost  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @17    one month ago

512

 
 
 
Paula Bartholomew
18  Paula Bartholomew    one month ago

There is a movie called Tank with James Garner.  A general used the term Posse Commits and all the redneck sheriff heard was Pussy Communist.  It was a total Trump moment.

 
 
 
igknorantzrulz
18.1  igknorantzrulz  replied to  Paula Bartholomew @18    one month ago

i vaguely recall that horrible movie

 
 
 
Paula Bartholomew
18.1.1  Paula Bartholomew  replied to  igknorantzrulz @18.1    one month ago

I liked it because I first saw a great future actor...James Cromwell.

 
 
 
bugsy
19  bugsy    one month ago

I can't wait for the day in 2020, the day after the election, when Trump is once again announced as the duly elected President of the United States.

That will be the day where we will once again see liberal cable "journalists" break down and cry, liberals screaming at the sky, and liberals mass protesting and destroying public and private property, mostly in liberal cities.

That day will be music to my ears and a beautiful sight to see.

 
 
 
nightwalker
19.1  nightwalker  replied to  bugsy @19    one month ago

Well I hope you have the right "meds" to keep you in the dream world you live in.

 
 
 
bugsy
19.1.1  bugsy  replied to  nightwalker @19.1    one month ago

Don't need meds. I live in reality.

Let's put it this way...for 8 years of Obama and especially a couple of years before Trump's election, liberals tried to paint anyone that did not approve of Obama 's policies, and conservatives in general, racists, and that was the kind word. Abuella labeled us a deplorable.

Up to today, even after a ass handing, liberals have not learned their lesson. They have recycled every name they previously called us, doubled down on them, and even added to them, highlighting "supremist" as one of their go to words.

Aside from the Russia hoax, and thousands of articles by the rabid leftist media that constantly accused Trump of things they couldn't prove, or had to retract because of outright lies, absolutely none of this has taken Trump down. As a matter of fact, it has made him, and his supporters, stronger.

Look at the current crop of 2020 democratic candidates. Be honest with yourself. Can you, with a straight face, pull the lever for any one of these clowns, or is it because they have a D behind their name, it really doesn't matter.

Trump has this one in the bag.

 
 
 
igknorantzrulz
19.1.2  igknorantzrulz  replied to  bugsy @19.1.1    one month ago
Aside from the Russia hoax, and thousands of articles by the rabid leftist media that constantly accused Trump of things they couldn't prove, or had to retract because of outright lies, absolutely none of this has taken Trump down. As a matter of fact, it has made him, and his supporters, stronger.

Actually,it has made USAll far weaker.

Russia hoax ? How ANYONE could call this report a Hoax, after actually reading it, is pathetic and only proves Ignorance DOES Rule

.

Things that have yet to be proven , do not make them not true.

.

How many retractions would Trump have to make (12,587 ? or so) compared to ?

.

The only reason Trump has not been taken down, is due to defenders of A TRUE HOAX

.

No one is Stronger, WE are ALL WEAKER

.

Wake up Trumpsters, you've been taken, and the MAJORITY, refuses to go along with your 'dreams', 

.

as we are awake, and more are being awoken everyday, as this POS makes his supporters,

look like ewes, and ewes prove it , in each and every way, as the Shepard leads the bleatin flockers off the cliff

n joy the fall 

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
19.1.3  al Jizzerror  replied to  nightwalker @19.1    one month ago
I hope you have the right "meds"

I have "the right meds" to watch Trump go up in smoke on the night of the election.

In fact I'm sorta "smoking" some right now.

I vape my weed now (partially because Trump hates vaping).

800

 
 
 
bugsy
19.1.4  bugsy  replied to  igknorantzrulz @19.1.2    one month ago

How has Trump made the US weaker?

The rest of your post made zero sense.

When you attempt to answer my question, please be specific and don't let your feelings get in the way of facts.

Thanks.

 
 
 
Paula Bartholomew
19.1.5  Paula Bartholomew  replied to  bugsy @19.1.1    one month ago

Your "reality" consists of an unlimited supply of Kool Aid.  

 
 
 
bugsy
19.1.6  bugsy  replied to  Paula Bartholomew @19.1.5    one month ago
Your "reality" consists of an unlimited supply of Kool Aid.  

What's wrong with Kool Aid?

Actually, I haven't had Kool Aid for over 40 years. So, your "insult" was a fail....again.

 
 
 
Karri
19.1.7  Karri  replied to  bugsy @19.1.4    4 weeks ago
How has Trump made the US weaker?

Well, for starters, he was laughed AT during last year's UNGA.  It showed the lack of respect the international community now shares for the US.

https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/emilytamkin/diplomats-un-laughed-donald-trump

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
19.1.8  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  bugsy @19.1.6    3 weeks ago

BREAKING NEWS:  Trump wants to shoot "Whistle Blowers!"  What kind of man says things like that?  A "wannabe" NYC MOBSTER.

 
 
 
It Is ME
19.1.9  It Is ME  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @19.1.8    3 weeks ago
Trump wants to shoot "Whistle Blowers!" 

He does ? jrSmiley_97_smiley_image.gif

 
 
 
Karri
19.1.10  Karri  replied to  It Is ME @19.1.9    3 weeks ago
He does ?

Yep.  Well, okay, he didn't use those exact words.  First he called those who talked to whistleblower "spies" and "traitors" and then he talked about how we "use to deal with traitors" (which was the death penalty, in case you were unaware.)

https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/white-house/trump-says-our-country-stake-whistleblower-account-made-public-n1059011

https://www.vox.com/policy-and-politics/2019/9/26/20885603/trump-ukraine-whistleblower-spy-treason-threat

 
 
 
Paula Bartholomew
19.1.11  Paula Bartholomew  replied to  bugsy @19.1.1    3 weeks ago

How is that different than pulling the lever for the other clowns simply because they have an R behind their  names.  Until people start voting for the most qualified, no matter what their affiliation is, this dog and pony show will go on.

 
 
 
It Is ME
19.1.12  It Is ME  replied to  Karri @19.1.10    3 weeks ago

https://news.grabien.com/story-11-times-dems-media-accused-trump-administration-treason

And we all DO know how they used to deal with "traitors", and we DO know what the "Left" wants to do to Trump ! jrSmiley_40_smiley_image.gif

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
19.2  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  bugsy @19    one month ago

Please, by all means hold your breath.

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
19.2.1  al Jizzerror  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @19.2    one month ago

Uh-oh.

You can't   "death wish" anyone.

You can hope they receive multiple life sentences.

512

 
 
 
Split Personality
19.2.2  Split Personality  replied to  al Jizzerror @19.2.1    one month ago
Its impossible to commit suicide by holding your breath because when holding your breath eventually you have a reflex of a deep exhalation to get stagnant gasses out of your lungs such as carbon monoxide and nitrogen.

Even if you can force yourself to overcome this reflex you would eventually pass out from lack of oxygen to your brain.

After passing out you would begin breathing as normal and after a few seconds or minutes wake up again.

http://www.news.dm/did-you-know-you-cant-kill-yourself-by-holding-you-breath/

According to Parkes (2005) , a normal person cannot even hold their breath to unconsciousness, let alone death. Parkes says:

Breath‐holding is a voluntary act, but normal subjects appear unable to breath‐hold to unconsciousness. A powerful involuntary mechanism normally overrides voluntary breath‐holding and causes the breath that defines the breakpoint.

Parkes explains that voluntary breath‐holding does not stop the central respiratory rhythm. Instead, breath holding merely suppresses its expression by voluntarily holding the chest at a certain volume. At the time of writing, no simple explanation for the break point existed. It is known to be caused by partial pressures of blood gases activating the carotid arterial chemoreceptors . They are peripheral sensory neurons that detect changes in chemical concentrations, including low oxygen (hypoxia) and high carbon dioxide (hypercapnia). Both hypoxia and hypercapnia are signs of breath holding and both are detected by the chemoreceptors. These receptors send nerve signals to the vasomotor center of the medulla which eventually overrides the conscious breath holding.

The breaking point can be postponed by large lung inflations, hyperoxia and hypocapnia, and it is shortened by increased metabolic rates.

Reference
- Parkes, Exp Physiol (2006); 91 (1): 1-15

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
19.2.3  al Jizzerror  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @19.2    one month ago
hold your breath.

Okay, I'm holding a hit.

BTW, I sent you a "Private Note" (don't let the teacher see it).

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
19.2.4  al Jizzerror  replied to  Split Personality @19.2.2    one month ago
a normal person cannot even hold their breath to unconsciousness, let alone death.

I'm NOT normal.

I was given a "pulmonary function test" at a local hospital.  They had me sit in a plexiglass booth and blow into a tube so they could measure my lung capacity.  As I blew into the tube, the pulmonary technician started saying keep blowing, keep blowing, keep blowing.  So I did.

I woke up on the floor halfway out of the booth surrounded by very concerned hospital staffers.  When I passed out I guess I fell into the door.  I was uninjured.

That's the only time I've ever passed out.  Butt, I was NOT "holding my breath" so I guess Parkes is right.

 
 
 
nightwalker
20  nightwalker    one month ago

One of my favorite trump lies..um..lines.

"I'll be too busy as president to play any golf."

Not only did he have time to spend 300 days playing golf, he has plenty of time to come up with fun names for everyone in the Democratic debate, as well as pet names for his enemies past, present and future and STILL have time to stump for his buddies, bitch about light bulbs and try to smooch up to Putin, Un, Netanyahu and any other "strong ruler" that will let trump bend over for them.

trump will be heartbroken when he finds out king wanna be Netanyahu can't just COMMAND Jewish U,S. citizens to vote for trump.

Bad.

Sad.

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
21  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It    one month ago

I am looking forward to Trump and his criminal enterprise, Trump Organization, and his Family and his key Administration Appointees in chains on their way to the gallows.

 
 
 
cjcold
21.1  cjcold  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @21    one month ago

There have already been a few Trump administration perp walks. There will be more.

 
 
 
bugsy
21.1.1  bugsy  replied to  cjcold @21.1    one month ago
There have already been a few Trump administration perp walks.

Who in the Trump ADMINISTRATION has ,made the perp walk. Last I counted it was zero. 

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
21.1.2  al Jizzerror  replied to  bugsy @21.1.1    one month ago
Who in the Trump ADMINISTRATION has ,made the perp walk. Last I counted it was zero. 

I agree!

Michael Flynn IS a fucking zero.  And he was a fucking foreign agent and Trump's National Security Advisor.  Here is the perp walking.

 

 
 
 
bugsy
21.1.4  bugsy  replied to  al Jizzerror @21.1.2    one month ago

Well, I gave you three days to come up with something coherent, and you failed.

 
 
 
MrFrost
21.1.5  MrFrost  replied to  bugsy @21.1.4    3 weeks ago

512

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
21.1.6  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  bugsy @21.1.1    15 hours ago

TRUMP - TRUMP - TRUMP (29 TIMES); 6 rape accusations, BF:  Jeffrey Epstein. The question is:  Who isn't!

 
 
 
Krishna
22  Krishna    3 weeks ago

Video is fairly long-- but lots of big LOLs once he gets warmed up!

Seth Meyers - Whistleblower Alleges Trump Cover-Up of Ukraine Scandal: A Closer Look

 
 
 
Karri
22.1  Karri  replied to  Krishna @22    3 weeks ago

Thanks for sharing that.  I enjoyed it.

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
22.2  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  Krishna @22    15 hours ago

But, that is not a crime because he did not shoot anyone on 5th Avenue, besides Trump was ANNOITED by GOD because he is such a "good person."

 
 
 
Paula Bartholomew
23  Paula Bartholomew    3 weeks ago

Another fav moment of mine was when he deplaned AF1 once and wandered off looking for his limo.  It was parked almost at the base of the steps.  That man could not find his own ass with both hands, a map, and a guide.

 
 
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