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Trump's Best Moments

  

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By:  eat-the-press-do-not-read-it  •  5 years ago  •  176 comments

Trump's Best Moments
"Epstein was my best friend, but I never slept with him, or, Melania, Never"! - Donald J. Trump

"Donald's" BE BEST moments:

1.  "WINDMILLS Cause Cancer!"

2.  "Why Don't We NUKE HURRICANES?"

3.  "I Believe PUTIN!" 

4.  "I Am The CHOSEN ONE!" 

5.  "I Kown More Than The GENERALS!"

6.  "Epstein is a FUN guy."

7.  "Thought & Prayers."

8.  "FAKE NEWS!"

9.  "Bolton might as well be a DEMOCRAT!"

10. "Grab Them By The PUSSY."

What are your favorites Trump "Be Best" moments?  Please, share. The stupider the better!


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Eat The Press Do Not Read It
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1  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It    5 years ago

Never in the history of this country has one so deviant, so inarticulate, so stupid been elevated to the highest office in the land. Please, leave your favorite Trump quotes!

 
 
 
Paula Bartholomew
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1.1  Paula Bartholomew  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @1    5 years ago

You should do a companion seed.....Words Trump can't spell or pronounce.

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
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1.1.1  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  Paula Bartholomew @1.1    5 years ago

Great suggestion, however I can't spell, either. The Dumpster and and I are about the same age. Trump is 74 and lies about his age. I am 77.9.12 and never lie about it. I am proud to still be poking fun at this ORANGE BEAST!

In the 40s, after the end of WWII, some Monkey came up with the "Look See" Method of Spelling, instead of teaching phonetic, which was only taught in Catholic Schools.

It is much harder, but, at least give the reader the tools one needs to "attack" a word to figure how to read it, or, say it.

So, you see, Trump is my peer, my lesser peer.

I love your idea, and, may use it. Thanks.

 
 
 
Paula Bartholomew
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1.1.2  Paula Bartholomew  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @1.1.1    5 years ago

I will start the ball rolling.

He pronounced the word Nazi... Nozi.  Also, in one tweet, he not only spelled his mistress's name wrong, but his wife's also.

 
 
 
MrFrost
Professor Expert
1.1.3  MrFrost  replied to  Paula Bartholomew @1.1.2    5 years ago

Just the other day he said his "wife has a son"... But he doesn't? WTF?

 
 
 
MrFrost
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1.1.4  MrFrost  replied to  Paula Bartholomew @1.1.2    5 years ago

And lets not forget... "I spoke with the president of Puerto Rico." So he talked to a mirror? 

What a moron.. LOL  

 
 
 
nightwalker
Sophomore Silent
1.1.5  nightwalker  replied to  Paula Bartholomew @1.1    5 years ago

Wouldn't be fair. He only has a vocabulary of 250 words and he can only spell 10% of them.

Since this is "eat the news", didn't trump once ask "can't we just nuke 'em" when he was in confere with his advisors in reference to some middle east country that he was mad at?

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
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1.1.6  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  nightwalker @1.1.5    5 years ago

Yes, Trump's intellectual level is that a teenager. He is irresponsible, lazy, and unwilling to put the work in that is required to make serious decisions.

Trump improvizes, makes it up as he goes along.


 
 
 
Paula Bartholomew
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1.1.7  Paula Bartholomew  replied to  MrFrost @1.1.3    5 years ago

Remember when he said that he never slept with Epstein or Malenia...ever?

 
 
 
Krishna
Professor Expert
1.1.9  Krishna  replied to  MrFrost @1.1.3    5 years ago
Just the other day he said his "wife has a son"... But he doesn't? WTF?

Maybe...the kid , like his father, was illegitimate?

 
 
 
Paula Bartholomew
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1.1.10  Paula Bartholomew  replied to    5 years ago

One of my neighbor's grandson, age 7, has a fascination with latitudes and longitudes of islands and what bodies of water they are located in.  I asked him where PR was and he gave me the correct info.  He knew that it is in the Caribbean Sea and not an ocean as Trump said when asked.  

 
 
 
MrFrost
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1.1.11  MrFrost  replied to  Krishna @1.1.9    5 years ago

Maybe...the kid , like his father, was illegitimate?

Could be, they are a family of cheaters and liars. 

 
 
 
Tessylo
Professor Principal
1.2  Tessylo  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @1    5 years ago

Melania has a son.  

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
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1.2.1  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  Tessylo @1.2    5 years ago

jrSmiley_100_smiley_image.jpg Yes, but, that does not, thereby, make it Trump's. Eric, his eldest, looks like Gary Busey, the big tooth actor, Ivana, "the Donald"  first wife was very fond of and knew. 

Rumors have circulated in NYC for decades that Gary is Eric's dad.

So, of course, Horse, I am circulating the rumors, here. At Eat The Press -  Do Not Read It, we never vet any of our stories. We don't even know what they means.

We are the ORIGINAL FAKE NEWS, not the "Real News" that our "FAKE POTUS", real "POS" whines about. We are so fake, we just make sh*t up! It is quicker, cheaper, and, less accurate.

Any journalist is able to write the truth. We are not journalist, we are URINALIST. We piss on the News.

We specialize in "near truth", like "near death", it involves the SUPERNATURAL. 

Our CEO & Publisher, the lovely Jonathan Livingston Pigeon is a Certified Psychic who has the unique ability to interview anyone from thousands of miles away while they are sleeping and he is "fiddling".

This seance/reading by the "Sleeping Prophet" gets at the tooth, because, when one is asleep, it is impossible for them to lie, except for Trump, who does lie in his sleep.

Therefore, "Doctored" Jonathan Livingston Pigeon-Poo is able to get at the "Tooth, the Whole Tooth, Nothing But the Tooth, so, help me Tooth Fairy."

That, unfortunately, is why Calcified Conservative Republicans desparagingly call him a "fairy", instead of "Doctored", 'cause they can't spell "Doctored".

However, the good-bad "doctored" is able to Brain Wash Trump's lies and get at the "Tooth"!

If you, or some sap, you know would like to LEARN HOW TO READ SOMEONE'S MIND , while they are "napping" and you are "yacking", send $25.00 cash, no checks, please, to:

Eat The Press - Do Not Wipe Your Bun With It
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"Where There Are No Jobs - Not Even Blow Jobs"

 
 
 
cjcold
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1.2.2  cjcold  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @1.2.1    5 years ago
Do Not Wipe Your Bun With It

It tends to be toxic and will lead to bleeding hemorrhoids.

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
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1.2.3  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  cjcold @1.2.2    5 years ago

I take it you tried it!

 
 
 
cjcold
Professor Quiet
1.2.4  cjcold  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @1.2.3    5 years ago

I heard about it from a friend of a friend of a non-friend. 

I'm never the first to try what my sick friends can imagine.

 
 
 
Ozzwald
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1.3  Ozzwald  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @1    5 years ago

Never in the history of this country has one so deviant, so inarticulate, so stupid been elevated to the highest office in the land. Please, leave your favorite Trump quotes!

Scary part is that it looks like the UK is following along behind us...

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Putin is definitely getting his money's worth.

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
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1.3.1  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  Ozzwald @1.3    5 years ago

Boris is Trump brother by another Mother. One that is not so ugly. The Curse Moves on!

 
 
 
It Is ME
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2  It Is ME    5 years ago

"One of the key problems today is that politics is such a disgrace"

Donald Trump

Such a ridicules statement. jrSmiley_99_smiley_image.jpg

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
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2.1  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  It Is ME @2    5 years ago

Trump is the PRIMARY reason that it is. He is a UNIVERSAL DISGRACE.jrSmiley_72_smiley_image.gif

 
 
 
It Is ME
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2.1.1  It Is ME  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @2.1    5 years ago
Trump is the PRIMARY reason that it is.

All those other decades, without Trump in Politics, has just been "Grand" ….. hasn't it ? 

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
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2.1.2  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  It Is ME @2.1.1    5 years ago

Exactly, compared to the CHAOS, CORRUPTION of this administration even's GRANT'S Administration with all of its corruption is far superior to the disaster that is Trump cobbled together from Robber Barons' Administration.

 
 
 
Krishna
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2.2  Krishna  replied to  It Is ME @2    5 years ago
Such a ridicules statement.

Definitely very ridicules!

 
 
 
It Is ME
Masters Guide
2.2.1  It Is ME  replied to  Krishna @2.2    5 years ago
Definitely very ridicules!

I know …. right ?

He shoulda said:

"One of the key things today is that politics is such a "Saving Grace".

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
Masters Expert
3  al Jizzerror    5 years ago

My favorite moment was when he proclaimed his love for Kim Jong.

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
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3.1  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  al Jizzerror @3    5 years ago

This man is a Certifiable LUNATIC! Republican should be running away from this nut, instead of "covering" for him.

KICK EVERY DAMN REPUBLICAN OUT OF OFFICE.

 
 
 
nightwalker
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3.2  nightwalker  replied to  al Jizzerror @3    5 years ago

trump is in love with a LOT of men. Putin first and foremost of course, but also Un, Macron, the ruler of the Philippines, Israel's PM.... and basically any other authoritarian dipstick he's ever met with enough money or power that are willing to act like they like him at all..too bad none of them love him back, they're just using him, poor thing. But then, maybe he wants to be used by some people.

trump is a whore!!!!!

 
 
 
Vic Eldred
Professor Principal
4  Vic Eldred    5 years ago

I'll play

March 4 -  “just found out that Obama had my ‘wires tapped’

(Technically inaccurate, yet FACTUALLY TRUE!!!!). The FBI did have Trump and all his people under surveillance. The FBI did have a spy in the White House. I suppose any normal human being observing so much of the inner workings of the administration being so extensively covered by the media would reflexively make a statement like that!

 The media's insistence that Trump was referring only to wiretapping and no other form of surveillance, told us a lot more about them than it did about him..

 
 
 
Tessylo
Professor Principal
4.1  Tessylo  replied to  Vic Eldred @4    5 years ago

Don't you have another thread to be on, the bash Hillary thread, where you said:  ' He's a tireless human dynamo, who thrives on adversity & fast food!'

jrSmiley_10_smiley_image.gif

 
 
 
Vic Eldred
Professor Principal
4.1.1  Vic Eldred  replied to  Tessylo @4.1    5 years ago
Don't you have another thread to be on

No Tess, I'm free to be where I want. My good friend wants to focus only on what the President says/tweets and I say go for it!

 
 
 
Tessylo
Professor Principal
4.1.2  Tessylo  replied to  Vic Eldred @4.1.1    5 years ago

What good friend?  What friend?

 
 
 
Vic Eldred
Professor Principal
4.1.3  Vic Eldred  replied to  Tessylo @4.1.2    5 years ago

Don't you know?  "Eat the press" and I are friends.  We can disagree and be friends, just ask him.

 
 
 
Tessylo
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4.1.4  Tessylo  replied to  Vic Eldred @4.1.3    5 years ago

Didn't know, didn't care.  

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
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4.1.5  al Jizzerror  replied to  Vic Eldred @4.1.3    5 years ago
"Eat the press" and I are friends.

"Eat the press" has tons of friends.  He has been my friend since we enjoyed fine vine together years ago.

I think Tessylo was surprised to hear that you have a friend.

 
 
 
Tessylo
Professor Principal
4.1.6  Tessylo  replied to  al Jizzerror @4.1.5    5 years ago
'I think Tessylo was surprised to hear that you have a friend.'

That's exactly correct my friend.  

 
 
 
Vic Eldred
Professor Principal
4.1.7  Vic Eldred  replied to  Tessylo @4.1.4    5 years ago
didn't care.  

You cared enough to ask

 
 
 
Vic Eldred
Professor Principal
4.1.8  Vic Eldred  replied to  al Jizzerror @4.1.5    5 years ago
I think Tessylo was surprised to hear that you have a friend.

Even at Newsvine (that bastion of liberalism) I had friends. On the other hand, there are those who could never be my friend.

Don't forget to give each other a vote.

 
 
 
Tessylo
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4.1.9  Tessylo  replied to  Vic Eldred @4.1.7    5 years ago

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Tessylo
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4.1.10  Tessylo  replied to  Vic Eldred @4.1.8    5 years ago

[Deleted]

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
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4.1.11  al Jizzerror  replied to  Vic Eldred @4.1.8    5 years ago
Don't forget to give each other a vote.

I usually vote for your comments twice.

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
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4.1.12  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  Vic Eldred @4.1.1    5 years ago

I have found Vic Eldred's comments on my site to be "refreshingly intectual".

I, naturally, assumed he was an East Coast Liberal Professor.

Give the guy a break. He is a great, gifted writer. 

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
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4.1.13  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  Vic Eldred @4.1.3    5 years ago

Indeed, Mister Elder is a fantastic wit, a gentleman and a tough debater. I appreciate real discource, instead of all that typical coarse vulgarity slung by the Religious Right when they have their backs to the wall.

 
 
 
pat wilson
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4.1.14  pat wilson  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @4.1.12    5 years ago

If you're a liberal he stated you should be impaled on a spike on top of the border wall. What a pal !

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
Masters Expert
4.1.15  al Jizzerror  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @4.1.13    5 years ago
Mister Elder is a fantastic wit

You're half right. 

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
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4.1.16  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  al Jizzerror @4.1.15    5 years ago

Oh, you sly wit, yourself. We do not have to agree with each other. However, it is helpful to know how the other sides thinks, or, doesn't.

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
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4.1.17  al Jizzerror  replied to  Tessylo @4.1.9    5 years ago
[ Deleted ]

800

 
 
 
Tessylo
Professor Principal
4.1.18  Tessylo  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @4.1.12    5 years ago

That's okay.  I refuse to give pompous arseholes a break, ever.  

 
 
 
Tessylo
Professor Principal
4.1.19  Tessylo  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @4.1.12    5 years ago
'He is a great, gifted writer.'

No, he isn't.  

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
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4.1.20  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  Tessylo @4.1.19    5 years ago

Hyperbole!  Trump does it with the truth.

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
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4.2  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  Vic Eldred @4    5 years ago

Trump has his "WIRES" tapped! That explains why he speaks like an IDIOT, acts like a H.S. BULLY, and, grabs women by their genitals. (He new way of saying, "Hello"!

 
 
 
Vic Eldred
Professor Principal
4.2.1  Vic Eldred  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @4.2    5 years ago

If he was smart he would have done what I advocated for any Republican who might win the WH in 2016 - GET RID OF ALL THE OBAMA PEOPLE!

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
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4.2.2  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  Vic Eldred @4.2.1    5 years ago

What is hurting Trump's bid for re-election is TRUMP. He is incompetent, an International Criminal, a common thief and a very disturbed object of contempt.

 
 
 
TTGA
Professor Silent
4.2.3  TTGA  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @4.2.2    5 years ago
What is hurting Trump's bid for re-election is TRUMP. He is incompetent, an International Criminal, a common thief and a very disturbed object of contempt.

Wow, I'll bet that he was involved in the Lindbergh kidnapping too, even though it took place long before he was born .  After all, he can do that because he's TRUMP and TRUMP  is the most evil creature in the world.  He must be in league with SATAN, just because the Left wants him to be.

A little advice; when trying to convince people, adult behavior works better than childish rants.

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
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4.2.4  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  TTGA @4.2.3    5 years ago

Tell that to TRUMP.

He rants, never discusses, spews never defeat.

Trump is totally incompetent, a NY THUG, wannabe Mafia Boss. He is a NATIONAL DISGRACE and an International embarrassment.

Soon you will be able to visit him in PRISON!

 
 
 
nightwalker
Sophomore Silent
4.3  nightwalker  replied to  Vic Eldred @4    5 years ago

Yeah I know, sad. Too bad the investigating authorities didn't realize that even as a presidential candidate with Russian sympathies he was already pure and beyond reproach by mortal men.

 
 
 
Vic Eldred
Professor Principal
4.3.1  Vic Eldred  replied to  nightwalker @4.3    5 years ago

No liberal ever gets to say that about anybody. That goes back to when professors were making apologies for Joe Stalin and leftist scientist were giving the Soviets the Bomb secrets. Progressives like to deal in hyperbole & smearing, never in truth. They were traitors then and worse now.

 
 
 
JohnRussell
Professor Principal
4.3.2  JohnRussell  replied to  Vic Eldred @4.3.1    5 years ago
No liberal ever gets to say that about anybody. That goes back to when professors were making apologies for Joe Stalin and leftist scientist were giving the Soviets the Bomb secrets. Progressives like to deal in hyperbole & smearing, never in truth. They were traitors then and worse now.

Oh please. Do you have any idea what you sound like? 

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
Masters Expert
4.3.3  al Jizzerror  replied to  Vic Eldred @4.3.1    5 years ago
Progressives like to deal in hyperbole & smearing, never in truth. They were traitors then and worse now.

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Eat The Press Do Not Read It
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4.3.4  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  nightwalker @4.3    5 years ago

Trump's "BE BEST" quotes encapsulate how out of touch with REALITY this former REALITY TV STAR really is. Additionally, he is a suspected child predator, rapist, compulsive liar, a pal of Putin, loves Kim Jong Un and is a cruel, selfish "spoiled brat" who has no empathy for anyone.

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
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4.3.5  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  Vic Eldred @4.3.1    5 years ago

In a "free" and "open" country there is a multitude of intellectuals that embraces a variety of ideologues, but, none captured the soul of those who may call themselves "LIBERAL".









 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
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4.3.6  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @4.3.5    5 years ago

There is no NATIONAL LIBERAL ORGANIZATION that we all belong to, nor do we have Secret Meetings with Socialist, Commies, or, Fascists.

We are "free thinker", embrace ideas, concepts, people, sexes, ethnic groups, but, there is no LIBERAL AGENDA.

Conservatives are fearful folks that look backward, afraid of change and the future. Many, too many are CALCIFIED lost in the 30s and 40s when calling someone a "liberal" was a kind to referring to them as a "libertine".

Every good change was brought about my LIBERAL. CONSERVATIVE CHANGE NOTHING

 
 
 
TTGA
Professor Silent
4.3.7  TTGA  replied to  JohnRussell @4.3.2    5 years ago
Oh please. Do you have any idea what you sound like? 

Actually John, I think he does; just about the same way you sound when talking about Trump.

What goes around, comes around.

 
 
 
TTGA
Professor Silent
4.3.8  TTGA  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @4.3.5    5 years ago
none captured the soul of those who may call themselves "LIBERAL".

Considering the tactics they are now using (following the party line in unison), Joseph Stalin comes pretty close, although the KGB may have had a hand in the whole agenda back in the 70's.

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
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4.3.9  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  TTGA @4.3.8    5 years ago

The KGB had nothing to do with the Civil Rights Movement, or, the Anti-Vietnam demonstrations. They were often led by former Vietnam soldiers who were tired of the lies.

Russia's involvment was clearly observable in Trump's campaign, and the numerous business transaction "the Donald" has had, and still does with the Russian MOB.

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
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4.3.10  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  TTGA @4.3.7    5 years ago

With the overwhelming evidence continuing to mount every day, the ONLY people who support Trump are either RICH, RACIST, or, just plain STUPID!

 
 
 
Paula Bartholomew
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5  Paula Bartholomew    5 years ago

 When asked where Puerto Rico is located

"This is an island sitting in the middle of an ocean — and it's a big ocean, a really, really big ocean," 

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
Professor Principal
5.1  Trout Giggles  replied to  Paula Bartholomew @5    5 years ago

And lots of water. Really, really wet

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
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5.1.1  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  Trout Giggles @5.1    5 years ago

I take it that the Natural Sciences stumped Trump.

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
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5.3  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  Paula Bartholomew @5    5 years ago

Geography, along with Reading were not his "favorite" subjects. "Piss and Moaning", where, according to our sauces, "Steve Bunions", a former WH advisor to the "SEWER MOUTH - CHIEF!

 
 
 
Paula Bartholomew
Professor Participates
5.3.1  Paula Bartholomew  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @5.3    5 years ago

Heck, PR isn't even located in an ocean, it is located in the Caribbean Sea.

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
Masters Expert
6  al Jizzerror    5 years ago

Thanx for using one of my memes as the "article image".

Here's a new meme:

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igknorantzrulz
PhD Quiet
6.1  igknorantzrulz  replied to  al Jizzerror @6    5 years ago

C'mon man, it's lunch

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
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6.1.1  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  igknorantzrulz @6.1    5 years ago

What a great lunch, and, you can eat as much as you want and still lose weight. It's in the Kamasutra, or, the King James Bible. That cat was out there, Baby!

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
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6.2  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  al Jizzerror @6    5 years ago

al Jizz-error, may I use it as my Header for EAT THE PRESS? It feels so right, don't you think.

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
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6.2.1  al Jizzerror  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @6.2    5 years ago

Yes, I am honored that you have found a use for my meme.

Anyone on this site is welcome to use my memes for any purpose.

Many of the memes I post here are created by others.

Most of the memes I create say "makeameme.org" in the lower right hand corner.

I'm a cheap bastard and makeameme.org is free .

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Paula Bartholomew
Professor Participates
6.3  Paula Bartholomew  replied to  al Jizzerror @6    5 years ago

Well, the man does love junk food.

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
Masters Expert
7  al Jizzerror    5 years ago

Here's a Trump tweet:

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Does Trump plan to run in 2024 after he loses in 2020?

Or does he think he'll win in 2020 and run for a third term in 2024?

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
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7.2  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  al Jizzerror @7    5 years ago

No, of course not. He will be in prison. They are saving Jerrey Epstein's old cell for him . . . even the same bed sheets.

No, Trump is just bad at Arithmetic, too. He can't add very well. That why he is always starting a new business, just as his old one plunges into financial ruins.  Trump always sells new investors on putting up their money in his projects, then, declaring "bankruptcy".

That was an entire course at his, now, shuttered FAKE UNIVERSITY, Trump University. It wasn't a "University", it was a SCAM, one of many of his SCAMS.

The Presidency is, aslo!

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
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7.3  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  al Jizzerror @7    5 years ago

Trump is bereft of the CONSTITUTION,  jrSmiley_100_smiley_image.jpg he thinks he will., but, his Doral BED BUGS will bite him again. 

 
 
 
Kavika
Professor Principal
8  Kavika     5 years ago

Covfefe

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
Masters Expert
9  al Jizzerror    5 years ago

From this article:

1.  "WINDMILLS Cause Cancer!"

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Eat The Press Do Not Read It
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9.1  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  al Jizzerror @9    5 years ago

Now, that is Journalism at it's finest. Reminds me of our work!

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
Masters Expert
10  al Jizzerror    5 years ago

The Daily Show presents some of The Donald's best quotations:

 
 
 
Tessylo
Professor Principal
10.1  Tessylo  replied to  al Jizzerror @10    5 years ago

I get together with my dad usually every Thursday for dinner and we catch up with Trevor and laugh our asses off!

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
PhD Guide
10.1.1  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  Tessylo @10.1    5 years ago

Your Father must be a great man. Trevor is fantastic.

 
 
 
Tessylo
Professor Principal
10.1.2  Tessylo  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @10.1.1    5 years ago

I love Trevor!!!!!  I love his dimples!!!  I love everything Trevor!!!!!

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
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10.2  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  al Jizzerror @10    5 years ago

Trump is having the longest STROKE in the history of this country. It is continuous.

Thank you, al Jizzerror, that was hysterical!

 
 
 
Paula Bartholomew
Professor Participates
10.3  Paula Bartholomew  replied to  al Jizzerror @10    5 years ago

Too bad his mother was never "spayed".

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
PhD Guide
11  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It    5 years ago

Well, then, fellow Left Leaning, Commie-Pinko-Socialist, here, at TheNewsTalkers.commie, I thank you for sharing your RESEARCH.  Bravo!

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
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12  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It    5 years ago

Jerry Nadler just called wanted to know if he might use our RESEARCH for his "Impeachment Investigations". He noted that our research is spot on.

So, is everyone on board?

 
 
 
Paula Bartholomew
Professor Participates
12.1  Paula Bartholomew  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @12    5 years ago

jrSmiley_13_smiley_image.gif

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
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13  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It    5 years ago

John Bolton said that he would personally deliver it to the Judiciary Committee now that he HATE Trump. Trump says that he FIRED BOLTON for "Violation of the No Facial Hair Policy" that he put in place upon illegally obtaining the office of POTUS.

An ASIDE:  Trump is unable to grow a beard, so, he despised anyone that can! I have it on "highly questionable sauces."

 
 
 
MrFrost
Professor Expert
13.2  MrFrost  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @13    5 years ago

An ASIDE:  Trump is unable to grow a beard, so, he despised anyone that can! I have it on "highly questionable sauces."

He cannot grow it on his head either. 

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
Masters Expert
13.2.2  al Jizzerror  replied to    5 years ago
What do you think is under that hair flap?

Thank you for asking.

Here is an X-ray of Trump's skull.  As you can see, the contents of his skull are 95% Cerebrospinal fluid and 5% brain.

800

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
PhD Guide
13.2.3  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to    5 years ago

Nothing, a Black Hole?

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
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13.2.4  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  al Jizzerror @13.2.2    5 years ago

That explains why the "Deplorables" and the "Poorly Educated" stick to him like flies to Fly Paper!

 
 
 
devangelical
Professor Principal
13.2.5  devangelical  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @13.2.4    5 years ago

like stink on shit

 
 
 
MrFrost
Professor Expert
13.2.6  MrFrost  replied to    5 years ago

512

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
Masters Expert
13.2.7  al Jizzerror  replied to  MrFrost @13.2.6    5 years ago

800

 
 
 
Tessylo
Professor Principal
13.2.8  Tessylo  replied to    5 years ago

'What do you think is under that hair flap?'

666

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
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13.2.9  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  Tessylo @13.2.8    5 years ago

A dead RAT!

 
 
 
Paula Bartholomew
Professor Participates
13.2.10  Paula Bartholomew  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @13.2.9    5 years ago

The flap IS a dead rat.

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
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14  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It    5 years ago

Remember, be kind to the Dumb, they may come to their senses, but, propablely, not. At least we can confuse them!

 
 
 
MrFrost
Professor Expert
15  MrFrost    5 years ago

You simply cannot make that shit up. Everything they said about Obama, applies to Trump. 

 
 
 
Paula Bartholomew
Professor Participates
15.1  Paula Bartholomew  replied to  MrFrost @15    5 years ago

 I would like everyone that spoke to be reminded of what they said and asked "Do your comments apply to Trump as well?"  If any of them say no, someone needs to be all up in their grills.

 
 
 
arkpdx
Professor Quiet
16  arkpdx    5 years ago

These are the best words he has said. He will get to say them one more time.

 
 
 
Paula Bartholomew
Professor Participates
16.1  Paula Bartholomew  replied to  arkpdx @16    5 years ago

Saying words does not mean you believe them or will honor them.

 
 
 
igknorantzrulz
PhD Quiet
16.2  igknorantzrulz  replied to  arkpdx @16    5 years ago
These are the best words he has said.

paraphrased

'me and Lil' Kim....are in LOVE, as he sends me love letters.

 
 
 
MrFrost
Professor Expert
16.3  MrFrost  replied to  arkpdx @16    5 years ago

512

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
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17  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It    5 years ago

You mean to tell me that FOX NETWORK FAKE NEWS is partial? No?

 
 
 
MrFrost
Professor Expert
17.1  MrFrost  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @17    5 years ago

512

 
 
 
Paula Bartholomew
Professor Participates
18  Paula Bartholomew    5 years ago

There is a movie called Tank with James Garner.  A general used the term Posse Commits and all the redneck sheriff heard was Pussy Communist.  It was a total Trump moment.

 
 
 
igknorantzrulz
PhD Quiet
18.1  igknorantzrulz  replied to  Paula Bartholomew @18    5 years ago

i vaguely recall that horrible movie

 
 
 
Paula Bartholomew
Professor Participates
18.1.1  Paula Bartholomew  replied to  igknorantzrulz @18.1    5 years ago

I liked it because I first saw a great future actor...James Cromwell.

 
 
 
bugsy
Professor Participates
19  bugsy    5 years ago

I can't wait for the day in 2020, the day after the election, when Trump is once again announced as the duly elected President of the United States.

That will be the day where we will once again see liberal cable "journalists" break down and cry, liberals screaming at the sky, and liberals mass protesting and destroying public and private property, mostly in liberal cities.

That day will be music to my ears and a beautiful sight to see.

 
 
 
nightwalker
Sophomore Silent
19.1  nightwalker  replied to  bugsy @19    5 years ago

Well I hope you have the right "meds" to keep you in the dream world you live in.

 
 
 
bugsy
Professor Participates
19.1.1  bugsy  replied to  nightwalker @19.1    5 years ago

Don't need meds. I live in reality.

Let's put it this way...for 8 years of Obama and especially a couple of years before Trump's election, liberals tried to paint anyone that did not approve of Obama 's policies, and conservatives in general, racists, and that was the kind word. Abuella labeled us a deplorable.

Up to today, even after a ass handing, liberals have not learned their lesson. They have recycled every name they previously called us, doubled down on them, and even added to them, highlighting "supremist" as one of their go to words.

Aside from the Russia hoax, and thousands of articles by the rabid leftist media that constantly accused Trump of things they couldn't prove, or had to retract because of outright lies, absolutely none of this has taken Trump down. As a matter of fact, it has made him, and his supporters, stronger.

Look at the current crop of 2020 democratic candidates. Be honest with yourself. Can you, with a straight face, pull the lever for any one of these clowns, or is it because they have a D behind their name, it really doesn't matter.

Trump has this one in the bag.

 
 
 
igknorantzrulz
PhD Quiet
19.1.2  igknorantzrulz  replied to  bugsy @19.1.1    5 years ago
Aside from the Russia hoax, and thousands of articles by the rabid leftist media that constantly accused Trump of things they couldn't prove, or had to retract because of outright lies, absolutely none of this has taken Trump down. As a matter of fact, it has made him, and his supporters, stronger.

Actually,it has made USAll far weaker.

Russia hoax ? How ANYONE could call this report a Hoax, after actually reading it, is pathetic and only proves Ignorance DOES Rule

.

Things that have yet to be proven , do not make them not true.

.

How many retractions would Trump have to make (12,587 ? or so) compared to ?

.

The only reason Trump has not been taken down, is due to defenders of A TRUE HOAX

.

No one is Stronger, WE are ALL WEAKER

.

Wake up Trumpsters, you've been taken, and the MAJORITY, refuses to go along with your 'dreams', 

.

as we are awake, and more are being awoken everyday, as this POS makes his supporters,

look like ewes, and ewes prove it , in each and every way, as the Shepard leads the bleatin flockers off the cliff

n joy the fall 

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
Masters Expert
19.1.3  al Jizzerror  replied to  nightwalker @19.1    5 years ago
I hope you have the right "meds"

I have "the right meds" to watch Trump go up in smoke on the night of the election.

In fact I'm sorta "smoking" some right now.

I vape my weed now (partially because Trump hates vaping).

800

 
 
 
bugsy
Professor Participates
19.1.4  bugsy  replied to  igknorantzrulz @19.1.2    5 years ago

How has Trump made the US weaker?

The rest of your post made zero sense.

When you attempt to answer my question, please be specific and don't let your feelings get in the way of facts.

Thanks.

 
 
 
Paula Bartholomew
Professor Participates
19.1.5  Paula Bartholomew  replied to  bugsy @19.1.1    5 years ago

Your "reality" consists of an unlimited supply of Kool Aid.  

 
 
 
bugsy
Professor Participates
19.1.6  bugsy  replied to  Paula Bartholomew @19.1.5    5 years ago
Your "reality" consists of an unlimited supply of Kool Aid.  

What's wrong with Kool Aid?

Actually, I haven't had Kool Aid for over 40 years. So, your "insult" was a fail....again.

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
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19.1.8  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  bugsy @19.1.6    5 years ago

BREAKING NEWS:  Trump wants to shoot "Whistle Blowers!"  What kind of man says things like that?  A "wannabe" NYC MOBSTER.

 
 
 
It Is ME
Masters Guide
19.1.9  It Is ME  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @19.1.8    5 years ago
Trump wants to shoot "Whistle Blowers!" 

He does ? jrSmiley_97_smiley_image.gif

 
 
 
Paula Bartholomew
Professor Participates
19.1.11  Paula Bartholomew  replied to  bugsy @19.1.1    5 years ago

How is that different than pulling the lever for the other clowns simply because they have an R behind their  names.  Until people start voting for the most qualified, no matter what their affiliation is, this dog and pony show will go on.

 
 
 
It Is ME
Masters Guide
19.1.12  It Is ME  replied to    5 years ago

And we all DO know how they used to deal with "traitors", and we DO know what the "Left" wants to do to Trump ! jrSmiley_40_smiley_image.gif

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
PhD Guide
19.2  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  bugsy @19    5 years ago

Please, by all means hold your breath.

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
Masters Expert
19.2.1  al Jizzerror  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @19.2    5 years ago

Uh-oh.

You can't   "death wish" anyone.

You can hope they receive multiple life sentences.

512

 
 
 
Split Personality
Professor Guide
19.2.2  Split Personality  replied to  al Jizzerror @19.2.1    5 years ago
Its impossible to commit suicide by holding your breath because when holding your breath eventually you have a reflex of a deep exhalation to get stagnant gasses out of your lungs such as carbon monoxide and nitrogen.

Even if you can force yourself to overcome this reflex you would eventually pass out from lack of oxygen to your brain.

After passing out you would begin breathing as normal and after a few seconds or minutes wake up again.

According to Parkes (2005) , a normal person cannot even hold their breath to unconsciousness, let alone death. Parkes says:

Breath‐holding is a voluntary act, but normal subjects appear unable to breath‐hold to unconsciousness. A powerful involuntary mechanism normally overrides voluntary breath‐holding and causes the breath that defines the breakpoint.

Parkes explains that voluntary breath‐holding does not stop the central respiratory rhythm. Instead, breath holding merely suppresses its expression by voluntarily holding the chest at a certain volume. At the time of writing, no simple explanation for the break point existed. It is known to be caused by partial pressures of blood gases activating the carotid arterial chemoreceptors . They are peripheral sensory neurons that detect changes in chemical concentrations, including low oxygen (hypoxia) and high carbon dioxide (hypercapnia). Both hypoxia and hypercapnia are signs of breath holding and both are detected by the chemoreceptors. These receptors send nerve signals to the vasomotor center of the medulla which eventually overrides the conscious breath holding.

The breaking point can be postponed by large lung inflations, hyperoxia and hypocapnia, and it is shortened by increased metabolic rates.

Reference
- Parkes, Exp Physiol (2006); 91 (1): 1-15

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
Masters Expert
19.2.3  al Jizzerror  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @19.2    5 years ago
hold your breath.

Okay, I'm holding a hit.

BTW, I sent you a "Private Note" (don't let the teacher see it).

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
Masters Expert
19.2.4  al Jizzerror  replied to  Split Personality @19.2.2    5 years ago
a normal person cannot even hold their breath to unconsciousness, let alone death.

I'm NOT normal.

I was given a "pulmonary function test" at a local hospital.  They had me sit in a plexiglass booth and blow into a tube so they could measure my lung capacity.  As I blew into the tube, the pulmonary technician started saying keep blowing, keep blowing, keep blowing.  So I did.

I woke up on the floor halfway out of the booth surrounded by very concerned hospital staffers.  When I passed out I guess I fell into the door.  I was uninjured.

That's the only time I've ever passed out.  Butt, I was NOT "holding my breath" so I guess Parkes is right.

 
 
 
nightwalker
Sophomore Silent
20  nightwalker    5 years ago

One of my favorite trump lies..um..lines.

"I'll be too busy as president to play any golf."

Not only did he have time to spend 300 days playing golf, he has plenty of time to come up with fun names for everyone in the Democratic debate, as well as pet names for his enemies past, present and future and STILL have time to stump for his buddies, bitch about light bulbs and try to smooch up to Putin, Un, Netanyahu and any other "strong ruler" that will let trump bend over for them.

trump will be heartbroken when he finds out king wanna be Netanyahu can't just COMMAND Jewish U,S. citizens to vote for trump.

Bad.

Sad.

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
PhD Guide
21  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It    5 years ago

I am looking forward to Trump and his criminal enterprise, Trump Organization, and his Family and his key Administration Appointees in chains on their way to the gallows.

 
 
 
cjcold
Professor Quiet
21.1  cjcold  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @21    5 years ago

There have already been a few Trump administration perp walks. There will be more.

 
 
 
bugsy
Professor Participates
21.1.1  bugsy  replied to  cjcold @21.1    5 years ago
There have already been a few Trump administration perp walks.

Who in the Trump ADMINISTRATION has ,made the perp walk. Last I counted it was zero. 

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
Masters Expert
21.1.2  al Jizzerror  replied to  bugsy @21.1.1    5 years ago
Who in the Trump ADMINISTRATION has ,made the perp walk. Last I counted it was zero. 

I agree!

Michael Flynn IS a fucking zero.  And he was a fucking foreign agent and Trump's National Security Advisor.  Here is the perp walking.

 

 
 
 
bugsy
Professor Participates
21.1.4  bugsy  replied to  al Jizzerror @21.1.2    5 years ago

Well, I gave you three days to come up with something coherent, and you failed.

 
 
 
MrFrost
Professor Expert
21.1.5  MrFrost  replied to  bugsy @21.1.4    5 years ago

512

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
PhD Guide
21.1.6  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  bugsy @21.1.1    5 years ago

TRUMP - TRUMP - TRUMP (29 TIMES); 6 rape accusations, BF:  Jeffrey Epstein. The question is:  Who isn't!

 
 
 
Krishna
Professor Expert
22  Krishna    5 years ago

Video is fairly long-- but lots of big LOLs once he gets warmed up!

Seth Meyers - Whistleblower Alleges Trump Cover-Up of Ukraine Scandal: A Closer Look

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
PhD Guide
22.2  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  Krishna @22    5 years ago

But, that is not a crime because he did not shoot anyone on 5th Avenue, besides Trump was ANNOITED by GOD because he is such a "good person."

 
 
 
Paula Bartholomew
Professor Participates
23  Paula Bartholomew    5 years ago

Another fav moment of mine was when he deplaned AF1 once and wandered off looking for his limo.  It was parked almost at the base of the steps.  That man could not find his own ass with both hands, a map, and a guide.

 
 

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