Welcome to John Russell's birthday meme contest. Nothing is too tasteless. The winner gets absolutely nothing but the admiration of their follow community members.
I beat you to the first one. The second one is great. The third one? Well, I did say nothing is too tasteless, didn't I... However, I meant something more along the lines of this:
In any event, I'm sure he'll appreciate your acknowledgement.
HB/JR
I don't know how do memes so all I can do is wish JR a happy bd.
i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i - blow out the candles JR
He's gonna need a bigger fire extinguisher.
Dont be a smartass. There are 457 candles on that thing.
Im not that big of a blowhard. 
Thanks for the thread Sister.
I stopped putting candles on my cake when a fire permit was required.
I can't help it. It's part of my charm.
And I know you'll appreciate this double shot -
Finally, your favorite -
Happy Birthday John, now, go get a piece of that Chicago Pizza
I beat you to the first one. The second one is great. The third one? Well, I did say nothing is too tasteless, didn't I... However, I meant something more along the lines of this:
In any event, I'm sure he'll appreciate your acknowledgement.
OMG
There is a third world country or two she could go feed.
Lol, only if they can digest silicone.
I know, right? It's like they enter a room 2 minutes before the rest of her does.
Happy B Day, John !
Happy Birthday, John! May you have many more!
I am another who is meme challenged, that said and issues aside, have a Happy Birthday John and enjoy good times with family and friends.
I'm not going to say thank you to everyone individually and clog up the front page, but I appreciate all your individual birthday wishes.
I'm going to celebrate my birthday at a party with some friends and family as we watch the Chicago Bears mangle the Minnesota Vikings this afternoon.
Thanks again everyone.
I was wondering where you were. I stopped by and left you some cupcakes!!!
Happy birthday, Mr. Russell!!!
I hope you had a great day!!!
Happy birthday, John. Enjoy.
Dear Friend Dulay: I didn't know anyone still uses d Family Guy graphics on the Internet.
Thanks for the update.
Smiles.
Enoch (A.K.A. Moses Griffin).
Happy Birthday John.
Happy birthday John.
Happy Birthday John Russell !!!!!
Hope you are having a fabulous day. Sorry I missed you in Chicago this trip but maybe next time I'm in town.
Cheers!
Happy Birthday John!
Enjoy your Birthday cake...
As usual, a day late and a dollar short but----------HAPPY BIRTHDAY DAY------and-----BIRTHDAY WEEK TOO!
( feels great to finally be 21 doesn't it? ) lol
Young at Heart...Slightly Older in Other Places - these days the bottles are bigger and best!
. . . How many bottles are in there?
Thanks to everyone for the nice Happy Birthday wishes.As always I'm late to the party.
Happy Birthday, John! Hope you had a great day!
Dear Brother John Russell: Soory so late to the party.
Rosh Ha Shanah kept us busy this weekend.
All best and most sincere belated birthday wishes.
Many more to come.
Who won the Bears Vikings Classic Match Up game?
I have been a Bears fan since Sid Luckman took them to their first championship season.
The game owes a lot to him.
Mainly the aerial attack part of the game.
Enoch, Munching a Slice of Deep Dish Pizza.